Slipknot_17

Female
from six feet under...

  • Activity

    • I'm Back!

      9 years ago

      Slipknot_17

      Gawd. Has been awhile but I am back. I missed everyone!

    • Mmhm.

      11 years ago

      Slipknot_17

      yup yup yup! havent done one of these in a looooonnnnnggg time. feel free to answer.
      ( =



      1. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

      2. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

      3. If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?

      4. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

      5. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

      6. Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

      7. Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?

      8. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

      9. Who was the cruel person that put and "s" in lisp?

      10. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?




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    • WHOA!!!!

      11 years ago

      Slipknot_17

      omg.
      welll.....i havent been on here in for like, everrrr...
      im not really sure what to say.
      hm.
      some events in order...

      made a lot of friends,
      hospitalized again,
      broke up wif me boyfriend,
      finished freshman year,
      dyed me hair,
      had me birfday, (22 of june hehe)

      AND NOW IM MOVING TO OKLAHOMA!!! YAY!!!
      in like, a month...
      how exciting.
      yargh.

      i dont really come on here anymore.
      dont know why either. i guess there's no point anymore.
      -_-

      ill try again. i would like to keep up with watching people.
      that gets hard when you arent on... ) =
      so yeah!
      im glad im on again and i will try to be active with this.

      YEAH!!!

      chaou.
      -Eli.

    • Hmmm...It's Been Awhile Since a Journal.

      11 years ago

      Slipknot_17

      Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.

      The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.

      Starfish have no brain.

      Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

      Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

      Lip stick contains fish scales.

      Ants never sleep.

      Babies are born without knee caps. They appear when the child is 2-6 years of age.

      An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.

      Emus can’t walk backwards.

      A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.

      More people are killed annually by donkeys than in airplane crashes.

      A baby in Florida, USA, was named:
      Truewilllaughinglifebuckyboomermanifestdestiny. His middle name is George James.

      There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.

      4000 people are injured by teapots each year.



      and my favorite...


      The inventor of the flushing toilet was Thomas Crapper.



    • More Random Questions...

      11 years ago

      Slipknot_17

      NOT AS GOOD AS THE LAST ONES! But...give me a break. HHAAAVEEE FUNN!!!!

      1. How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

      2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

      3. If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

      4. Can you cry under water?

      5. Do penguins have knees?

      6. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

      7. In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

      8. If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

      9. If Angel Food cake is on Earth, is human food cake in Heaven?

      10. If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

      11. If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant, do they have to wear hairnets?

      12. Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state : Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

      13. What shape is the sky?

      14. Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?

      And Last One...
      No Offense to Anyone.

      15.If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?


      2 mods for every answer. 5 for the best ones
      ( =

    • Random Questions

      11 years ago

      Slipknot_17

      Some random questions.
      Can you answer them?
      20 mods to the person whos answers i like the most...



      1. How do know when you run out of invisible ink?

      2. If God sneezes, what do you say?

      3. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

      4. If you take a shower, where do you put it?

      5. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

      6. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

      7. Why do they sterilize the needle before a lethal injection?

      8. If you want someone to perform well, why do you tell them to break a leg?

      9. What do you do if you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

      Last one...

      10. If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

    • HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

      11 years ago

      Slipknot_17

      I know im early
      but i couldnt wait

      merry christmas
      hannukah
      NEW YEAR
      HOLIDAYS!!!

      everything

      i hope you all have fun
      ( =

    • Another Randomness Question...or 2

      11 years ago

      Slipknot_17

      if a vampire doesnt drink for a while,

      is it anorexic?

      yyeaahh. and


      if you eat someone's eye,

      are you a cannibal?

    • Randomness Question

      11 years ago

      Slipknot_17

      ok...say u are a twin. u were born on December 31st, 2007 at 11:58 pm. your brother was born on January 1, 2008 at 12:01 am. what would the doctors do about your birth certificate because legally, u are a year apart. u are still twins though right?

      yeah yeah. just a random question

      Liz+E

    • Well...

      11 years ago

      Slipknot_17

      well...it has definitely been a while since ive put a journal up but i guess thats just cuz ive been busy.

      i just started my freshman year in high school and already its bad:

      I missed the second day of school because i badly sprained my ankle, smashed my heel on a rock (same foot), i might get kicked out of P.E. cuz ive missed so much, i am a freak in school, i missed another two days because my lung swelled up and i couldnt breathe (emergency room YAY) got rejected to homecoming, i have a ton of homework to do and most of it i dont even know how to do.
      ) =
      yeah. my ribs hurt and my heel does too so im just gonna go now...

      psh, Slipknot_17

  • About Me

  • Comments (585)

    • lozer4hire

      8 years ago

      omg its been a while lol

    • retard_loser

      10 years ago

      nope

    • Zombiebot

      10 years ago

      so i finally started listening to Slipknot

    • Rock_Lee25

      10 years ago

      awww ur gonna make me cry lol jk ^_^ So y dont u ever come on anymore?

    • techskater

      10 years ago

      Aye! You! I used to talk to you! How are you? How've you been? =D

    • Rock_Lee25

      10 years ago

      Hey babe I hven't talked to u in forever and jst thought to c wat waz up wit u...........
      and how come u never talk to me any more

    • Rock_Lee25

      10 years ago

      ha were hve u been???. I missed u!

    • Rock_Lee25

      10 years ago

      I see how u are talk to emochick666 my cousin but not to me lol ^_^

    • skatergirl67

      10 years ago

      omg slipknot rocks

    • Rock_Lee25

      10 years ago

      Nooo dont do that I got to go but ill be on tomarrow to talk DONT DO THAT!!!

    • emochick666

      10 years ago

      hello
      yaa im from oklahoma
      woooo

    • Rock_Lee25

      10 years ago

      Hey y arent u ever online????........

    • miragenite1

      10 years ago

      Hello! how are you?
      n_n

    • sam101

      10 years ago

      i love slipknot

    • rawker94

      10 years ago

      so wats up??

    • rawker94

      10 years ago

      thnx =)

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      RAWR!

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      hey

    • BadKarma173

      11 years ago

      how are you?

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      ?

    • HIM_101

      11 years ago

      yea well thnx for telling me that now and not before i see it!

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      umm, no body?

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      yes it was awesome

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

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      11 years ago

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    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      oookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

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    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

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    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

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    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

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    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      ....okay, nm just playin brawl, duke nukem, gta 4 and resident evil

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      what do u hate?

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      watsup?

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      yo

    • BadKarma173

      11 years ago

      hey thanks for the piccy comms

    • Cant_kill_me

      11 years ago

      Yea it was the last puppy one he was gonna sell.He had two other ones but one was for his son and the other for his wife.

    • Cant_kill_me

      11 years ago

      That's what i was thinking of getting it but the guy i was gonna buy it from sold it to his brother like an hour after i left ><.

    • Cant_kill_me

      11 years ago

      He's all black with a white stirp coming down his chest.He's a muscler mother fucker too, he's tackled me to the ground before.I gotta watch ratface(ferret's nickename) whenever he's around Zacks(the dog), i'm affried Zacks will step on him and kill him.

    • Cant_kill_me

      11 years ago

      And to solve the problem of him leaving the fucking dog alone.
      I have pitbull mixed with bullmastiv and he's a big mother fuckinr and he's only 61/2 months old right now.

    • Cant_kill_me

      11 years ago

      I think he's just teething..or so i hope ><
      When he was up i'll see if he'll chew on guitar picks cause i got enough of those for him to chew on

    • Cant_kill_me

      11 years ago

      O yea.I've caught him trying to bit the power cord of my amp that was pluged in and the amp was on.Then when i picked him up he bit my finger and left a little scratch.Shoulda let his stupied ass get shocked.

    • Cant_kill_me

      11 years ago

      O yea he's drawn blood on me a few times and broken two of my guitar strings, little bastered

    • Cant_kill_me

      11 years ago

      Meh his kinda little bitch.He hasn't really learned to respect me yet but i've only had him for a few days plus he's only 2 months old

    • Cant_kill_me

      11 years ago

      WTF!!
      God damn that's alot of animals
      I have one dog and a farret...and soon a bird but that's gonna be it for me

    • Cant_kill_me

      11 years ago

      15 0-0
      I could barley live with one how do you manage with 15 0-0

    • furyanroland

      11 years ago

      Oh, and unless you're sure that's over with I would avoid having sharp objects on you or near you as much as you can. I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just saying that because I always have a weapon on me, but if I had issues like that I would have somebody lock all my weapons up so I couldn't hurt anybody or myself.

    • furyanroland

      11 years ago

      Yeah, I'm bringing some friends with me tomorrow so they can step in if he tries to pull anything. I'm gonna kick his ass and get my money back.

      Yeah, I didn't doubt that you know it's wrong. I wasn't trying to imply that. It's a good thing your friends were able to stop you. How long ago was that?

    • furyanroland

      11 years ago

      Yeah, it's adventure involving drug dealers, girls, assholes, weed, alcohol, and weaponry. It's been fun. I'm fighting an asshole drug dealer who ripped me off tomorrow.

      O.O That's not good. Random people don't deserve to die. It would be understandable and possibly condone-able if the people were assholes who fucked you over. What happened the two times that you did act on those impulses?

    • omega999

      11 years ago

      whats up

    • furyanroland

      11 years ago

      Yeah, that's good. I've been having a bit of adventure right at home. Well, not literally at home, like in my house, but at home as in I'm doing it in my hometown.

      As for the homicidal thoughts, well at least that's better than suicidal thoughts! It might be justified. I have homicidal thoughts, but not seriously enough to carry them out. Everybody wants to kill people that fuck them over sometimes. What's the deal with your homicidal thoughts?

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