SmithFan6

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    • Guess who's back?

      5 years ago

      SmithFan6

      Wow.

      It has been forever.

      Sorry to just drop everything and run away, but i was in need of a break from everything for a while. Things got a little dark and crzy on my end and I was in dire need of some time to figure myself out.

      BUT I MISSED YOU GUYS LIKE WOAH!

      So now im making a sincere effort at a comeback to something that relatively feels like normal again and hopefully I'll actually stick around on here.

      How have things been with you guys?

    • 6 years ago

      SmithFan6
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    • Is it me?

      6 years ago

      SmithFan6

      So I'm really not one for lengthy journals about relationship distress and pains, but as I'm not in a relationship I think perhaps this one doesn't count as such. Maybe.

      You with me? Too bad.

      So I have come to the conclusion that I am not good at dating. Like at all.

      Not in the whiney, "why can't I find someone?" kind of way.

      More like in the "I really can't hide the look on my face when you behave and/or say something stupid/rude" kind of way. But I try!

      So here's the skinny:

      Three night's ago I went on what was essentially the first blind date I've been on since high school. It started off ok until she asked me to get her a drink. Trying my best to be the gentleman that my mother seems to think I am, I tried to oblige.

      "Well there's the waiter," I say. "Let me grab his attention-"

      "You can't do that." She says. Very confused, I asked why. "Because I'm only 20."

      So I hit her with a confused, and unintentional, look. "Is that a freaking problem?" she snapped back.

      "No not at all," I said, "I just didn't know."

      "Well just go up and order it carefully and sneak it back here." Like an idiot, I said I would despite the fact that the bar tender knows me, knows I only EVER get whiskey, and will question why I'm ordering a mix drink (Greatful Dead she wanted). But I was trying to make a good impression, so I did it ... 3 times.

      But anyhoo, we start talking and it becomes pretty clear that we have nothing in common. She had no real understanding of what it was I did despite the fact that I feel I explained it pretty well. I told her why it was hard for me to meet new people, "The theatre keeps me pretty busy. I only get one day off every other week and going out night's isn't always an option."

      "Wow, that sucks," she says. I agreed. At this point I sense that the wait staff is on to my little sneak-drink scheme because I see them whispering and pointing in our direction with slightly concerned looks on their faces, so I suggested we go for a walk downtown.

      "Why?"

      "Because I think they're on to us. I like this place and I don't want to get thrown out."

      "Oh they're not going to throw us out, they don't give a fuck here." She yelled.

      At which point we were asked to politely leave.

      I'll spare the rest of the details, but know that they only get worse. At the end of the night she said she had fun and asked if we could hang out tomorrow. I said maybe but I may have to work, reminder her again that it was difficult for me to make plans because the theatre essentially owned my time now. She said that was cool and I left.

      She then proceeded to text me all day yesterday about meeting up (Odd because it never seemed like she was having a good time with me anyway) and was getting pissed cuz I wasn't texting back. I told her I was working and that again, I didn't know about Monday because of work.

      Now she is accusing me of being fake, a liar, and that she is going to tell everyone she knows about what I backstabbing sleaze I am and not to see any shows at theatre. Then she vowed to destroy me on twitter.

      ... so I think I don't date anymore.

    • "Lets go out! It'll be awesome"

      6 years ago

      SmithFan6

      Said my idiot friend who I never listen to.

      This is a brief transcription of what occurred last night:

      FRIEND: Dude, you should go talk to that girl. I think she was looking over here!

      ME: No, I'm good. Besides, I think she's looking for friends.

      FRIEND: Naw, you should do it! 'Sides, you've been in such a rut lately. Just go talk to her, what's the harm?

      ME: Fine, if it will shut you up.

      walks over to girl

      ME: Hi, my friend and I-

      GIRL: Ew, why are you talking to me?


      This is why I don't try to mess with my rut. My rut is safe! My rut isn't mean for no reason. Come on Rut! Lets go get a bourbon!

    • This is what I think about when you're all at work

      6 years ago

      SmithFan6

      Chris Nolan Batman Universe Logic: So Batman takes 8 years off because he's sad that his Not-Girlfriend blew up, presumably he's sad cuz he never got to see her naked. Then he gets a new girlfriend with a mole who he DOES get to see naked, but then she tries to kill him and all his friends. I think the lesson here is: don't have sex.

    • Being Single!

      6 years ago

      SmithFan6

      Thoughts: Its poop!

      ...

      That is all!

      -Because I can

    • Hello Old Chum ...

      6 years ago

      SmithFan6

      So

      wow

      been a while, Rooster Teeth.

      Lots of changes in the past few months.

      Change #1: I'm definitively moving to Manhattan in the fall. Got a place already and everything.

      Change #2: I'm now definitively single. What I've learned: being single sucks donkey ballz.

      Change #3: I've been promoted at the Theatre so I have a higher paying job for the summer season. Unfortunately it means no acting for three months, but I still get points toward my union membership.

      Change #4 I'm writing again. Result: My play is so close to being done.

      um ...

      I think that is all the big stuff right now.

      I've missed you guys, truly.

      Lets chill

      -Because I can

    • Update to End All Updates!!!

      6 years ago

      SmithFan6

      ...

      Ok so maybe nothing so epic that warranted a lead in like that ...

      But many things have happened!

      Where to begin?

      So I have officially made plans to move to Manhattan and all is good to go on that front.

      I lost my voice over on "Ponies" then got it back cuz the celeb who was doing it couldn't, then i LOST it again cuz they got the dude from Supernatural cuz I guess his weekend opened up.

      I am now one hundred percent, definitively single, which is taking some adjusting but i'm adjusting (I guess)

      I have a draft of my latest play completed and am starting on the next one. I may even get to produce an Off Broadway production of it in the fall which will allow me to get it published.

      I'm also writing a mini series for DC comics with a flagship character as the focus and unfortunately thats all I can say about that particular project :/ #:}

      I've been promoted at the theatre and have an awesome/cushy job for the rest of the summer which is allowing me to transition out of my current shitty job and I'm wallowing in the shallow satisfaction that my employers are freaking out because they never thought i'd leave and they're having massive problems filling my position.

      I think that covers all of it ...

      YEP!

      I'll be updating more from now on, I promise.

      Hope you are all well and miss you guys!

      -BECAUSE I CAN!

  • Comments (1673)

    • Nic_Pietron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Arch-guy

      5 years ago

      FU? Cheers!!!

    • samuel_tepes

      5 years ago

      Happy FU Day smiley11.gif

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    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      5 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day! smiley13.gif

    • zogman1

      5 years ago

      What a coincidence! I'm also from Earth!

    • MrVash

      5 years ago

      Congrats on being Featured User!

    • jucksweet

      6 years ago

      Hope you're well!

    • shelbylynn92

      6 years ago

      HEY! how have you been? :D

    • MissMegatron

      7 years ago

      YOU!
      I blame you!
      I think I'm starting to get sick!
      And right after I was all "I don't get sick"
      Blah.

    • Kittiegirl92

      7 years ago

      oh wow thanks for all the mod points! It was enough to boost me up to the next karma level (finally)! Thank you so much I'd been stuck on lvl 53 for over a year!

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      • SmithFan6

        7 years ago

        haha welcome smiley1.gif it gave me something to do while i was at work yesterday

    • MissMegatron

      7 years ago

      Hello new friend!!!!
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    • chrissy3c

      7 years ago

      HIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! And how are yooou?

    • Echelea67

      7 years ago

      Thank you for the comment, glad you like it smiley7.gif

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Hewo.

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      Hello there. How have you been?

    • HaloLauren

      8 years ago

      haven't talked in a while, how r u ?

    • beckahiscool

      8 years ago

      Long time no see (:

    • chrissy3c

      8 years ago

      Happy Love Day

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      8 years ago

      sorry, no PAX east this year for me smiley2.gif

    • Abigail33

      8 years ago

      well thanks :)

    • Russspruce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Hey man, how's it going?

    • runelady

      8 years ago

      What's up? How much snow do you have there in NH?

    • rawker94

      8 years ago

      thanks :p

    • chrissy3c

      8 years ago

      Hello Handsome.How are you?

    • saygoodnight

      8 years ago

      You sir,

      I haven't spoken to in a depressingly long time...

      Let's absolve ourselves of this silence..


      What's been goin on?? ^_^

    • sparkles14

      9 years ago

      thanks lol

    • chrissy3c

      9 years ago

      HIiiiiiiiiiiii! How're you doing?

    • Andariel

      9 years ago

      thanks so much for the pic comment :)

    • Morgan2012

      9 years ago

      hey.

    • Andariel

      9 years ago

      newport vt, no clue how far but ive been through keene before on my way to maine i think :)

    • AlexAngel

      9 years ago

      Thank yous :3

    • darling_alex

      9 years ago

      Thanks for the picture comment! (:

    • AlexAngel

      9 years ago

      That's because I'm like a hobbit :]

    • AlexAngel

      9 years ago

      Mine is better because it's goofy! xP

    • AlexAngel

      9 years ago

      Awe you changed it :DD

    • AlexAngel

      9 years ago

      I command thee to change it :O

    • AlexAngel

      9 years ago

      that was my favorite one out of most of them :]

    • AlexAngel

      9 years ago

      Why not?

    • AlexAngel

      9 years ago

      That is very true..

    • AlexAngel

      9 years ago

      That is life I suppose.

    • AlexAngel

      9 years ago

      Eh it could be better I suppose.

      Have to clean house soon...and funeral meh

    • AlexAngel

      9 years ago

      Ello. Thank you :D

      How goes it??

    • LadyHallia

      9 years ago

      *SMILEs* Thanks dear

    • LadyHallia

      9 years ago

      LOl Yup im engaged to a soldier LOL

    • shelbylynn92

      9 years ago

      hey whats up?

    • VikiChu

      9 years ago

      Aw you're sweet :)

    • rawker94

      9 years ago

      thnx

    • whateva

      9 years ago

      haha not much. same shit different pile. :P you?

    • whateva

      9 years ago

      thanks! :D

    • punk_bubbles

      9 years ago

      HiHi[:

    • KillerQueen4

      9 years ago

      You are too :)

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