SnakeTheFake

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from Somewhere in the Pacific.

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    • Religious Filth!

      12 years ago

      SnakeTheFake


      I hate christian propaganda..... Pretty much 90 percent of all propaganda is bullshit and the idea of a cartoon fish engulfing Darwins very realistic theorys justifies my argument that you might just be slightly retarded. Faith blindly leads people towards very unrealistic conclusion that carry the chance of hope of new meaning, its a prime example how one persons ideals can contaminate thousands; is the Bible any different than Dianetics? Both provide people with meaningful solutions to lifes simple quarrells and were all enfatuated with the idea that after we die there is eternity in paradise. There is no heaven or hell these are just vices which inspire guilt in the unfaithful. Guilt is that which pushes us through to doors of a church, that which causes us to go to our knees and repent for our sins and fathom that the ulmighty is at constant adulation of your prayers so you fell significant. Ultimatley it depresses me that i could never confide like so many belivers, they enjoy a sweet sense of benighty and overall there not bad people, however an atheist such as myself is very easy made irrate when some shoots his or her faith towards my perspective of the world, especially at Darwins theory's. I doubt this should offend any christian, but if you feel your pride tarnished and grow angry by my words then all you must do is forgive, its the christian thing to do you know. Dont say i dont have the right either, because by all means the war my fellow marines are dieing for was initiated by an act inspired through religious purposes. No God, No Guilt!
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      This is the garbage that inspired this entire article........

    • Vacation's All I Ever Wanted!

      12 years ago

      SnakeTheFake

      I'm about to leave for America tommorrow, Im hoping to get extremely intoxicated and let all inhabitions go straight out the window, I'm on LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In the military this is a paid vacation, a few days where you dont need to put on the uniform and enjoy the absence of the normal people you just cant stand. I'm going to embelish myself in cheap american fast food resturants and hope to savour the short moments i spend with family, I have a boner of anticipation at this moment and the only thing I'm dreading is the flight. When I return, this is asadly inevidable, I will be sad again.

    • Alan Wake

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      SnakeTheFake

      Remedy hasn't done much since releasing the fall of max payne and now there producing another thriller. They've got microsoft backing them up so it must be good. Alan Wake, 'Awake', is a writer whose got a terrible insominia problem, I suspect his wife has left him and life is miserable for him, kind of like Secret Window, but i dont know the any exact details yet, i've only seen bits and pieces. He goes to bright falls, a small place out in the counrty. From images and video the game looks simply beautiful.

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    • Alan Wake

      in Forums > Alan Wake | Follow this topic

      SnakeTheFake

      Remedy hasn't done much since releasing the fall of max payne and now there producing another thriller. They've got microsoft backing them up so it must be good. Alan Wake, 'Awake', is a writer whose got a terrible insominia problem, I suspect his wife has left him and life is miserable for him, kind of like Secret Window, but i dont know the any exact details yet, i've only seen bits and pieces. He goes to bright falls, a small place out in the counrty. From images and video the game looks simply beautiful.

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    • a drag on tonight

      12 years ago

      SnakeTheFake

      I'm getting older minute by minute and time is showing no mercy. I'm in submission, though I can't stand it, I'm stuck on an island that serves as a great strategic location for the US, but inconsequently does dogshit for me. The things i'm missing most are the ones who I ran away from. The world is changing, but this place somehow and someway stays exactly the same everyday. I've yet to notice much change. The Marine Corps is awsome, but my contract is too long. I strain on the fine line of being different, but it's hard to do. My hair can't grow past three inches. Blah Blah this night is going to slow.....

    • Monkeys

      12 years ago

      SnakeTheFake

      Once while traveling through the desert, I came across a monkey, it made the fatal mistake of surprising me (i hate surprises.) I instanly decapitated the monkey and punted the remnants directly into the sun. Meteorolgists are still confused to this very day concerning the anomily, however I know the truth....

    • There's a New Bond in Town

      12 years ago

      SnakeTheFake

      Have you seen the new James Bond? At first I thought it was one of those hollywood jokes, where it's supposed to have a witty ruse as the butt of the joke and no one ever laughs, but this is serious. Daniel Craig will be Bond. As do all sequels befall tragic producer raping, I believe the James Bond persona will not be completely fullfilled. First James Bond is a well spoken, decently groomed, handsome and charming. Daniel Craig looks like he sent the Jews into the gas chamber at Aushwitz. The type of guy you wouldn't let your children talk to. He should have been cast for "The Goonies 2: Sloth's Long Lost Twin," because he is undeniably hideous. Some might say he has pretty eyes, well that can't help but distract me for a moment until I'm given perpective of the way his head is shaped, it's kind of Anthony Hopkins meets a giant nose. If the elephant man saw him and he'd probably think he was seeing a contemporary image of himself. My final speculation as well as question; If the next bond is to be this Daniel Craig, how will he seduce the hot damsel in distress or the Russian KGB spy whos feeling unloyal? I think I have an idea:
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    • Doom (movie) and it's intolerable plot

      12 years ago

      SnakeTheFake

      I'm aware of the latency of this article in relevance to the movies release; however I just saw it for the first time and none the less disappointment was just one of the many things I experienced. Disappointment in the misperception of the original plot of a classic first-person shooter. How could anyone who's played Doom even just once miss the fact that there is no virus involved?
      First and foremost John Carmack is now at the top of my sell-out list. How could he sell the rights to produce a movie that so conveniently altered the plot in the direction or virus inflicted zombie movie? Doom was never about a virus. It was the classic epitome of mans curiosity and urge to discover that lead to opening the gates of Hell and his ultimate downfall. I've seen so many virus destroys humanity and zombies are the result films, which are all bullshit mannerisms of very uncreative screen writers trying to oust George Rommero classics. The movie certainly had the budget, didn't they? Resident Evil, 28 days later, Land of the Dead are all good films that have seemingly brought back the zombie genre, but why doom. Marines and demons, Satan invades Mars, add a chainsaw and a shotgun and you've got yourself a hit! But no, Doom, a title that could only insinuate mass carnage and ultimately evil arising got turned into a fucking virus-turns-humans-into-zombies flick. It’s a shame, I was really looking forward to watching the rock choke slam some demons. Instead the rock plays an arrogant officer with all intentions of leaving every man behind. The movie has one cool action seen towards the end. Oh yeah, the rock shoots the BFG.....once and then never uses it again (the BFG is any gamers best friend, thus the meaning Big Fucking Gun). Irony would have it that the BFG in the movie did nothing identical to the one in the game and looked nothing like it. Great job Hollywood. Doom spent a total of four weeks in the box office before they turned into one of those two-disk "Collectors Edition" DVD's where the second disk includes two hours of how much the actors loved making the movie while testing how much bullshit they can say in each sentence. Whatever.

    • Topher Grace, Venom????!!!!

      12 years ago

      SnakeTheFake

      I dont know if you heard this but supposedly Topher Grace will be playing Venom in Spider-Man 3. In all of his movies, TV shows, etc he has always been portrayed as the soft-spoken nice guy. How the fuck is he suppose to be one of the greatest villains in all Marvels history. That would be like asking Forrest Whitaker to play Shaft. The Spider-Man 3 casting crew must be aiming to please a more effeminized audience. When I walk into the theatre there will be a plethora of young Smallville cunts all mustering in a cloud of cheap perfume and an arrogant perception of a classic Marvel Villain.

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    • Scientology. It Just Makes Sense

      12 years ago

      SnakeTheFake

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      In 2003, I picked up a pamphlet about Scientology that I found in the dumpster behind Food 'N Fuel. As I opened it up, expecting to find a colony of delicious maggots, the printed words transported me to another world. There I learned about an intergalactic ruler named Xemu. Four quadrillion years ago, in an effort to control overpopulation in his galaxy, Xemu sent billions of aliens to Earth, or Teegeeack as it was called then, in space planes after paralyzing them with an alcohol/glycol injection. He had them buried in volcanoes and then blown up with H-bombs. The ghosts of these aliens were then forced to watch 3-D films of helicopters circling and crashing for 30 days which told them what life should be like. Afterwards they clustered together in groups of thousands and attached themselves to humans that were on Earth. As a result, we are all possessed by these groups of alien souls, called "body thetans". These body thetans cause people many problems which can be cured by telepathically auditing them through either Incident II or Incident I. On the back cover was a picture and a description of the Obscene Dog, the brass dog in a sitting position that used to suck in thetans using electronics and eject them from his behind.

      After finishing the pamphlet, I put it down and thought to myself, "hey, this makes sense," and that began the greatest journey of my life. This journey has taken me to Venus where I was almost hit by a locomotive, to Jupitor where the tremendous gravity almost crushed me, and to Mars where the Espinol United Stars command post was abolished in 1150 A.D. Scientology has ridded me of my worries, my doubt, my money and my family. My purification sessions where I participated in the construction of vacation homes for Tom Cruise and John Travolta gave me a sense of purpose. And Dianetics has become my new Bible.

      Scientology. Because Kirstie Alley can't be wrong.

      This message is brought to you by the Church of Scientology. Scientology: It's kookier than you think tm.

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  • Comments (65)

    • Becca FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Torturer

      12 years ago

      Wow, you're painfully stupid. I was saying that I was 14 in the photo you commented on, in which you implied I've gained a lot of weight. Anyway, what's it matter, because I'm banning you.

    • Becca FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Torturer

      12 years ago

      Yeah, you know, where you're 14 and weigh 90 lbs, you're bound to gain some weight over a span of 10 years.

    • allenfc

      12 years ago

      Your extreme ignorance is the only thing that hurts my feelings! I challenge you to "out wit" me. That is if you can focus for more than thirty seconds on a single subject. I know how those hemoglobin theories really twist your mind up. And dont welcome me to this site. If you were smart enough to look at my profile you would see that I have been a member here since before you knew this site existed.

    • allenfc

      12 years ago

      Well, Well, Well, Look who I found on RVB. I have to admit I am rather impressed that you managed to build yourself a profile all by yourself with no noticeable screw ups. (Or did you get help?)

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Fucking funny man. About the reaction I expected from you anyway AND you copy/pasted it from the thread. Deja Vu. I don't need to argue with ya man because we both know it won't go anywhere productive. You could of taken note of Finding Emo's constructive criticism by linking to the game's website. It's not about being lazy but rather it's nice to provide links so they can then use your helpful and informative post for reference.

      I actually do agree that people need to actually use things like wiki and google more, but they are more suited to double checking and finding extra information. Unfortunately you've turned what could of been a great discussion thread about an awesome looking game into a troll fest. *shrug*

      Also... you missed the point of that picture. I'm no photographer and I don't aim to be, It was supposed to be a terrible picture. Subtlety works better than blatantly obvious.

    • MrMan0123

      12 years ago

      dude your crazy

    • filakia

      12 years ago

      i have many emotions. you just have to read into what i say

    • Pelican449

      12 years ago

      I can count to potato all by myself!!!

    • AFKeeker

      12 years ago

      Riiiiiiight.......

    • filakia

      12 years ago

      i'm impressed. i think my biggest feat has been eating three packets worth of jello in one sitting. hopefully we can remain friends despite my mediocre lifestyle

    • DevilNuts

      12 years ago

      I heard Roger Moore took a dive off the Eifel Tower headfirst once, and at the bottom he stood up, dusted himself off, and called every Frenchman within earshot a pussy if they could not do the same.

      The Eifel Tower is now known as the Roger Moore Tower in certain parts of London.

    • filakia

      12 years ago

      wait, do i have to pay for this or will you provide the cash?

    • ulovekelly

      12 years ago

      lol

    • GetLostOrDie

      12 years ago

      yea, it's true, Soldier should be shown to Bush, and maybe he'll stop going. "Uhm, the military (Bush giggles) leaders should be (Bush smirks) caring and loving to their soldiers as they would be their own children."

    • SnakeTheFake

      12 years ago

      Macgyver solves problems he doesn't make them, what do i have to work with?

    • SingurSorrow

      12 years ago

      ok so i spell his name wrong
      johny deep i think thats how
      and are you out to kill me or somthing?
      cause my honest impression of you is that your smarter than most pople you know
      and that i think you know how to get into people heads
      im just saying you are one of those people
      that will kill someone just for the fun of it

    • SnakeTheFake

      12 years ago

      What the fuck is a Johning Deep? Is that a gay jargon/slang?

    • SingurSorrow

      12 years ago

      ok look i do have self esteem probelms yes but over the johning deep thing i was only saying i wish i could more handsome yes because i dont think to highly of myself i think im not all that goodlooking period
      and no i wouldnt cry about it
      i havent cried in a while
      so what if my sister died im gona cry because i love my family
      and i only cry about things i care about
      im not afriad to cry but i dont cry all the time
      im not a pussy i fight i win fights i get my ass kicked in fights who doesnt
      we all win and we all loose thats it

    • SingurSorrow

      12 years ago

      i have no idea what that means but im striaght completely straight
      im not gay i havent ever done gay things i have a girlfriend

    • SingurSorrow

      12 years ago

      ok is that shit good you just said to me or not
      i dont care if u call me emo
      it doesnt matter its just a word
      i dont cut myself
      i dont cry everynight
      i dont whine about my life
      its just because how i dress people call me emo

    • SnakeTheFake

      12 years ago

      congratulations.......Spelling, it's tough and not for everyone, stick to speaking

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      congradgulations

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      could you at least make a nice comment

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      that was a short sighted comment :-[

    • CrashDown

      12 years ago

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      Chappelle's show

    • CrashDown

      12 years ago

      Hmmmm.... thats a tough one i dont know snake pliskin's full backgound but i'd have to say solid snake.
      think about it he was created from the worlds perfect soldier so that kinda helps win the fight there

    • CrashDown

      12 years ago

      if i were you i'd start out with the mini-seires then go on to the main show but at least try it and see what you think

    • CrashDown

      12 years ago

      Well thats tough lol well one its intense two the storyline is awesome two the way te show leaves you wanting more lol i'm not ery good at explaining but my number one answer is: ITS JUST A KICK ASS SHOW!!! lol

    • hurricaneham

      12 years ago

      no thats part of a scar when i had my heart op smiley8.gif

      sorry to disapoint

    • DevilNuts

      12 years ago

      No, I'm not going to back you up in here. If you were getting your ass beat in a bar, that would be a different story.

      But these people aren't discrediting the Corps, YOU are with your stupid words, and by reinforcing stereotypes. They are not at fault here, YOU are. Stop being fucking retarded, and people will like you better.

    • DevilNuts

      12 years ago

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    • 1027duck

      12 years ago

      I didn’t see anything constructive about your criticism on CrzyBewtiful’s page… you’re a pseudo intellectual who fails to see the PURPOSE of “good writingâ€Â…. So please just keep your thoughts and opinions to your self until you find someone who cares enough about you… to heed what it is you have to say smiley12.gif

    • Lux_Tannin

      12 years ago

      Oh I see you've taken your own advice and written such a profound journal yourself.....hahahha......NOT

      Not every journal has to be up for a Noble Prize you dork

      and by the way showing your privates to a minor is illegal so it is a big deal in any state

    • Templar895

      12 years ago

      Your MSPainting is worse than the tabloids

    • Margarita

      12 years ago

      um, thanks for the advice...
      I don't really have anything piratyer tho...
      and, yeah, I was a gypsie for a lil while, so I guess my wardrobe still reflects that, but twas great, chillaxin' during lunch and playin' our tunes, and not caring that we'd be the rejects of the school if we cared about our social status... but then, everyone called us hippies... I guess we never quite dress the part...

    • DevilNuts

      12 years ago

      HAHAHAHAH I wish I could +1 funny myself, because that shit is FUNNY!

    • DevilNuts

      12 years ago

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      I think this is a better comparison.

    • Sgt_Death

      12 years ago

      What makes you say that?

    • ulovekelly

      12 years ago

      yea i herd...it sad

    • DevilNuts

      12 years ago

      its because he has issues with women. We think his mother molested him sexually as a child.

    • ulovekelly

      12 years ago

      y r u so mean?

    • Spike12

      12 years ago

      You're no daisy, you're no daisy at all!

      And Snake Pliskin=bamf.

    • Margarita

      12 years ago

      haha, thanks for the warning...
      just so you know I'm really an undercover counterterrorist,
      who goes by the alias: haven bin skrewd ineva...
      so dun worry bout me

    • ulovekelly

      12 years ago

      what?? lol

    • GreyFox389

      12 years ago

      Way to quote Jack Handey.

    • jokingclown

      12 years ago

      Thanks for commenting on my journal. smiley0.gif

    • DevilNuts

      12 years ago

      much better!


      A-

    • DevilNuts

      12 years ago

      Runny, disjointed, long winded and again, too many adjectives!

      Learn to indent new paragraphs, and try to make your points stand out from one another. Your run on sentences need work too.

      C-

    • DevilNuts

      12 years ago

      That one wasn't so bad, except for the first few sentences. I give it a C+.

      Your problem is that you try to stick too many big words in the same spot. Alright, I get it- you know alot of words. But you have to use them sparingly, or else your writing will look doofy. You type so much, and rarely ever get to the point. Keep it simple, let the words flow naturally (ignoring the fact that words don't even flow naturally from your mouth).

      One or two adjectives per subject is fine, 4 or 5 is too much. Good luck on your next essay, I will be grading these from now on.

    • Templar895

      12 years ago

      She only pities his impotence.

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