SniperEye

Male
from England

  • Activity

    • A Summer In England..

      7 years ago

      SniperEye

      Is fucking wet! Heavy rains, storms and widespread flooding. You know you'll have got your money's worth when you come here to the Olympics and see nothing but a lake for the opening ceremony. They did say it would be a representation of the English countryside!

    • Ah fuuuu...

      7 years ago

      SniperEye

      Typical isn't it? Just on the road for five days with my first car and I go ahead and bugger the bumper. The garage told me it would cost 600 pounds to repair it since I would need a whole new front bumper. Really? A whole new one for a bashed dent in the bottom corner? I think I need to find a cheaper solution, a much cheaper one!
      Think I've already done about two hundred miles so far. Not bad since I haven't driven since I passed my test last year!!

    • Back In Connection With The World...

      7 years ago

      SniperEye

      Hmm its still the same. Shame about that.
      Anyways, just got back home today from my first training course of the new year and I passed it at every stage (although it was a close run thing on one practical test!)
      So I am now officially a class 2 Combat Medical Technician (CMT 2 (v) in my case) in the British Army. Cool eh?

    • So this is what the afterlife is like...

      7 years ago

      SniperEye

      I seem to be the person that gets news that throws them for six. I get told I broke a leg several months before just before I head out to train in Canada for a few weeks, and today's slice of fun, my dad goes to pick up my copy of Skyrim from my local Game store, but my loyalty card is refused. Reason why? Apparently I'm deceased. The issue got sorted, but its the sort of news that makes you question life the universe and why big companies can be so retarded.

      However it does make me the best looking and healthiest looking corpse in the history of the world.

    • Busy Times And The Shit List Of Doom

      7 years ago

      SniperEye

      I don't know what it is exactly, but every year from about mid october onwards, work gets insanely busy. This month alone I've been working every weekend as well as all the training nights, and next month is little better with the rememberance weekend to do (which requires a drastic change in my uniform's set up. Infantry badges and buttons need to be replaced with medic ones) and a training course, as well as preparing for another round of medicals with the doctor arriving in two weeks for her go. Busy fucking times, but at least it makes my pay check look better.
      But on the other count, there is someone about to suffer for a very long time. The recruit I had netted for the open day, didn't show up, leaving me in the fucking lurch when it came to make a demonstration (which didn't come to anything at the end of the day since the guy herding the group about decided that while it was a good idea for them to spend ages on the infantry stuff, only kept them on my stand for two minutes the unremitting bastard). Since he has failed me for the one and only time, he is going to suffer for it. He needs a medical upgrade to finish his basic training, well he might just not be getting it now. Either that or it'll be icecubes in the hand for the turn your head and scream section of the day.

      One final note, with Battlefield 3 out, it's time to see if what looks like a crazy realistic game actually is close to real life. Since I've broken myself yet again (although this time it was more awesome since I was doing all the infantry shit up and down the ranges with live ammo) it's probably going to be my only chance to get some rounds down for some time!

    • Luckily, Its Nearly Halloween

      7 years ago

      SniperEye

      I must have some sign around my neck at the moment that says 'give me some impossible problems to deal with, its not like I have anything else to do'. Basically, I've got an Open Day at my unit on Saturday and I'm the only medic going to be there. Well that's nothing new (the other medic currently in my unit is a lazy bitch) and its not like I haven't had to give presentations before, despite the fact I'm only a private. Yet heres the major problem I have facing me. I've been told that I need to make it as interesting as possible.
      Now since I have yet to be deployed to a warzone, I have very little tales of blood guts and dirty bandages to tell, the only experience I've got to work with is mainly ward work, general patch ups and the like, and one major accident that I had to deal with last month. Not exactly band of brothers or black hawk down shit is it?
      Luckily, I seem to have netted myself a recruit for the day so that poor sap is going to end up being my demonstration dummy and will spend the day covered in fake blood and bandages as I give the talk and show people around.
      As the title says, lucky its halloween since I might be able to get myself some fake blood and maybe even some wounds.
      But if anyone knows how to make such prosthetics, I'd really appricate the help.

      All this added on top of the regular work I have to do at my unit (paperwork, dealing with medicals and running our medical centre). That fucking promotion can't come soon enough!!

      Still lets see how this goes..... here's hoping it wont be a disaster.

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    • Gaming And Real Life.

      7 years ago

      SniperEye

      Its a bitch, quite simply. All summer I've had a good chance to play games, even had the money to get them, but thanks to the frankly stupid planning for game releases by all the big companies, no good games or anything actually worth the effort to play is released during this time. Everything always comes out towards the end of the year when I get insanely busy and have no time to play anything, even if I might have the cash to get them.
      Perfect example of this problem, I've been waiting for Space Marine and Gears of War 3 to be released for ages now, but as soon as they come out, I find out I have two weeks work in a foreign country. Ok so it gets me cash, eventually, but I have to find the money to get and survive out there and pick up any items I need before I go. End result, no money spare to pick up the games I have preordered. Fanfeckingtastic.

      Oh well, it's about 800-900 pounds for two weeks work so that is a bonus at least.

    • Do I smell burning? Oh wait, that's me..

      8 years ago

      SniperEye

      As the title suggests, I do smell burning and it's coming from my knee. Not that I can feel it or anything, the local they gave me is doing wonders there right now, but yeah, it's been burnt.
      Long story short, there was a lump on my knee I had removed over at the GP's this morning. Nice pair of doctors and the friendly nurse to make you feel at ease and not have your BP spike (which is pretty funny when you see that happening for real) Few slightly painful jabs with a needle to inject the local, few jabs with a needle after that to make sure it worked (which it did, didn't feel a damn thing, but certianly saw the blood from where he jabbed me with the needle), scrape away the lump, grab what look like a torture implement and burn the wound closed with some electricity.

      I know how to have a fun morning don't I?

  • Comments (109)

    • grif99

      6 years ago

      Hmm. Mindjack, eh? Just saw that on your games list. I watched a review for that. it got 1/10... plot holes, badly implemented gameplay, atrocious AI? Encountered any of those?

      • SniperEye

        6 years ago

        Yeah it was fucking shite

    • grif99

      7 years ago

      Ah! Why did it do that? Sighs.

      • grif99

        6 years ago

        Um, I wouldn't be so sure. 3 months ago wasn't amusing. But given that I don't OWN a gun, such a feat would be difficult to perform.

      • SniperEye

        7 years ago

        One would think because you were a. mad, b. drunk, c. stoned or d. had a gun to your head. Out of all of them the last is the least likely

    • grif99

      7 years ago

      Good sir, I hereby make you a proposition: cheese. Also, the bumper thing is bollocks. Belated.

    • SniperEye

      7 years ago

      Yep, no research done at all with that game, and it seems pointless to bother with MW3. Besides, I'll still be stabbing monsters in Skyrim when it comes out.

    • grif99

      7 years ago

      In response to your tirade on MW3. FOR FUCK'S SAKE INFINITY WARD, THE LSW IS A LIGHT SUPPORT WEAPON, IT DOES NOT HAVE A DRUM MAGAZINE. That is all. Well maybe not but that REALLY pisses me off.

    • grif99

      7 years ago

      Mildly belated response. If the world explodes when we hit 1138, I hate to think what happens when we hit 1207.

    • grif99

      8 years ago

      Yeah. I hate pacifists.

      On another note, I might as well add you for the Xbox. My gt's ExoPingu.

    • SniperEye

      8 years ago

      Sorry about delay, think i was away when you posted that one.

      Yeah I did do something for the rememberance sunday. Got in my somewhat more flashy uniform and peaked cap and paraded through the town with church service involved. Much standing up and pacifists going on about shit in front of those who make war for a living. The irony was painful.

    • grif99

      8 years ago

      Hey, mate. Did you do anything for the remembrancde service? Just wondering.

    • Mindex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Its cool. I essentially have one weekend available until the end of August because of vacation and moving into my dorm. Once things get settled there shouldn't be any problems.

    • SniperEye

      9 years ago

      Think I'll be running the next one round then anyways

    • Mindex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      So I totally forgot about the weekend thing until now, but I wouldn't have been able to do it anyway's because my cousin stopped by for a few hours, Gone this coming weekend so hopefully I can make it for the weekend after next.

    • SniperEye

      9 years ago

      Of course it is! I came up with it! ;)

    • Mindex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      sounds like a plan

    • SniperEye

      9 years ago

      Well once I have my time sorted out (as I have shit loads of stuff on ATM) I'll see to a game date again.

    • Mindex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Hahaha thats one way to do it. I'm fairely new to the group so I really dont have any influence. Lets make an attempt to coordinate this event before the end of the month or something.

    • SniperEye

      9 years ago

      Yep bout right.

      Put the metaphorical gun to the metaphorical head of the group

    • Mindex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Yeah, well we'll have to team up to work something out. It was fun even though it was really just the two of us last time. I guess we will just have to be a little more active in hyping it up.

    • SniperEye

      9 years ago

      Yeah crazy, but hey, that's life.

      Like writing huys instead of guys, but that is more sleep deprivation and late night drinking than random events we have no control over.

    • Mindex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      i think its like a 4-5 hour time difference, but i know what you mean. Unlike most people my age, i actually get up pretty early in the morning.

    • SniperEye

      9 years ago

      hmmm, downside to it all isn't it? By the time I feel like sacking it because no one has tipped up, you huys are getting out of bed

    • Mindex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Yeah, hopefully we can get enough people together and time zones wont be as much of a problem this time.

    • SniperEye

      9 years ago

      Most like, dude. Just gotta find the time to do it!

    • Mindex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      are we ever gonna try to set up those weekend group events again?

    • SniperEye

      9 years ago

      Ha! Yeah bout right!

    • grif99

      9 years ago

      This is what Boss says about you:
      "SniperEye. Very accurate, very deadly."

    • SniperEye

      9 years ago

      Thanks guys.

    • joshy666

      9 years ago

      happy birthday for yesterday

    • paddymcgee

      9 years ago

      Hey, just remembered. Happy birthday, mate.

    • SniperEye

      10 years ago

      After getting more information about the Taliban regime, I'd happily kill all those bastards, though not as much as I'd like to kill that those motherfuckers in the IRA

    • Don113

      10 years ago

      Yeah, we definitely have a job to do out there.

    • SniperEye

      10 years ago

      No not yet mate. Happy to go out there though. We've got a job to do out there

    • Don113

      10 years ago

      Did you serve in the 'stan? If so, heartfelt thanks from the US. Nice to know that SOMEONE out there's willing to fight alongside us, instead of a few others. *cough* (France) *cough*

    • SniperEye

      11 years ago

      yo.

    • Zalnar

      11 years ago

      Hey, whats up.

    • SniperEye

      11 years ago

      Not too bad. Still trying to get my head together after having an immunisation earlier today. How about you?

    • Zalnar

      11 years ago

      hey, how you doin???

    • Zalnar

      11 years ago

      want to be friends, i only have 2 others and 1 doesn't log on anymore.

    • SniperEye

      11 years ago

      Groovy.

    • Zalnar

      11 years ago

      Hey, just going through online users and your username caught my eye.

    • SniperEye

      11 years ago

      Nah man, just the Xbox.

    • DarthMike

      11 years ago

      Hey do ya play republic commando for pc?

    • SniperEye

      11 years ago

      Uh huh, and I'm trying to get my beret sorted, so life sucks all round.

    • bunnny

      11 years ago

      im borde

    • SniperEye

      11 years ago

      Dude, what the unholy fuck? Shit man, it's far too late to be trying to understand stuff like that.

    • bunnny

      11 years ago

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    • bunnny

      11 years ago

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    • SniperEye

      11 years ago

      Greetings there. Whats up?

    • kevin45

      11 years ago

      hi

    • DarthNoodle

      11 years ago

      come check my journal and win some mods!
      NOT CONTEST its a GAME!

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