SoCalKiller

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from Moreno, CA

  • Activity

    • My new Car

      11 years ago

      SoCalKiller

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      This is what my hot new car looks like, I just got it last week, I will post some pics of mine soon

    • Too Long gone

      12 years ago

      SoCalKiller

      Well I finally got my car back from the shop and running right. way too long ( please see Nov 12 journal) . To be fair I got the car back in January but it had issues but now the issues are resolved and I am driving with a new sense of security I've not felt since Nov.


      *doing a happy me dance*

    • Don't you just hate liars

      12 years ago

      SoCalKiller

      A guy is driving around Newfoundland and he sees a sign in front of a house:

      "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the
      dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
      Labrador Retriever sitting there.

      "You talk?" he asks.
      "Yes, I do," the Lab replies.

      "So, what's your story?"

      The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told CSIS about my gift, and in no time, at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

      "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
      getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
      at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

      "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
      medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

      The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

      "Ten dollars," the Newfie says.

      "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

      "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."

    • Happy New Year

      12 years ago

      SoCalKiller

      "I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves."
      - Bruce Grocott

    • BUSTED

      12 years ago

      SoCalKiller

      Got busted at work on RvB now I can only get on at home.

    • Words Women Use

      12 years ago

      SoCalKiller

      FINE

      This is the word women use to end an argument
      when they are right and you need to shut up.


      FIVE MINUTES

      If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
      Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
      just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
      before helping around the house.

      NOTHING

      This is the calm before the storm. This means "something,"
      and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"


      GO AHEAD

      This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.


      LOUD SIGH

      This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
      misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
      and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
      over "Nothing"


      THAT'S OKAY

      This is one of the most dangerous statements that
      a woman can make to a man.
      "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
      hard before deciding how and when
      you will pay for your mistake.

      THANKS

      A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.
      Just say you're welcome.



      Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can
      avoid if they remember the terminology!

      And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!


      Oh, and before we forget

      "Whatever"

      It's a woman's way of saying F**K YOU!

    • Charles Schultz Philosophy

      12 years ago

      SoCalKiller

      The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read the questions straight through and you'll get the point.

      1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.

      2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.

      3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America.

      4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.

      5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.

      6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.



      How did you do?

      The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.


      Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

      1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

      2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.

      3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.

      4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.

      5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

      Easier?



      The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care.

      Pass this on to those people who have made a difference in your life.

      "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." (Charles Schultz)

    • GUY RULES

      12 years ago

      SoCalKiller

      The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
      At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
      Finally, the guys' side of the story.
      (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
      We always hear "the rules"
      From the female side.

      Now here are the rules from the male side.
      These are our rules!
      Please note... these are all numbered "1"
      ON PURPOSE!
      1. Men are NOT mind readers.

      1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
      You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
      We need it up, you need it down.
      You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

      1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
      or the changing of the tides.
      Let it be.

      1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
      And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

      1. Crying is blackmail.

      1. Ask for what you want.
      Let us be clear on this one:
      Subtle hints do not work!
      Strong hints do not work!
      Obvious hints do not work!
      Just say it!

      1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

      1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
      Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

      1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
      See a doctor.

      1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
      In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

      1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

      1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
      Don't ask us.

      1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

      1. You can either ask us to do something
      Or tell us how you want it done.
      Not both.
      If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

      1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

      1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

      1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
      Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

      1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
      We do that.

      1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
      We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

      1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

      1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

      1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
      or golf.

      1. You have enough clothes.

      1. You have too many shoes.

      1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

      1. Thank you for reading this.
      Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


      But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

      Pass this to as many men as you can -
      to give them a laugh.

      Pass this to as many women as you can -
      to give them a bigger laugh

    • QUOTE OF THE DAY

      12 years ago

      SoCalKiller

      As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too,
      So remember how it felt when yours was broken.
      You'll fight with your best friend.
      You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.
      You'll cry because time is passing too fast,
      And you'll eventually lose someone you love.
      So take too many pictures,
      laugh too much,
      and love like you've never been hurt,
      because every sixty seconds you spend upset
      Is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

      Don't be afraid that your life will end,
      be afraid that it will never begin.
      ~anonymous

    • Saturday was not a good day

      12 years ago

      SoCalKiller

      I was driving home from the local grocery store when I was driving up a road that curves right and a SUV was stopped and before I could stop I hit him. The stupid idiot was sitting in the road trying to figure out if he needed to turn right or not. Now I have to get me one of those little rental cars Monday morning. I hate Rental Cars. You can see my broken car in my images.

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  • Comments (131)

    • optimus2020 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Happy FU Day!!!!

    • donutxdude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      'Ey! Happy FU day matey! smiley8.gif

    • AH_Deuso The Doctor

      5 years ago

      Happy FU Day!!

    • IdkBlue Praise Newbs

      5 years ago

      Merry featured user day!

    • armeav8r

      12 years ago

      you ever coming back?

    • Rasta_Bob

      12 years ago

      You got scuba tanks? Lucky. I love to dive (free dive) and catch fish, while my uncles and them fish for them on the boat. Because I hate just standing on a floating boat, I get seasick.

      But damn....two scuba tanks. Dont those cost a lot?

    • Concorde

      12 years ago

      No

    • Concorde

      12 years ago

      No

    • Charlie

      12 years ago

      I was at work and really had nothing else to do then surf the web because I had forgotten my home work at home. Trust me, generally I am FAR FAR too busy to be bored.

    • Haldeth

      12 years ago

      's up dude?

    • Echo217

      12 years ago

      i've tacked a second part to the story i started. please read it and let me know what you think.

    • magicdude

      12 years ago

      hello

    • espithaca

      12 years ago

      Amanda's hood was much less crumpled up than yours, but it was clear that the van impacted the underside of the SUVs rear bumper, which bothers me. On the one hand, because the impact was so high, the airbags didn't go off. On the other hand, had they been going faster, the lack of airbags could've resulted in some seriously traumatic injury. Just another reason for me to detest SUVs. ><

    • cbetts

      12 years ago

      Gotta have all the South Bay junkies on my friends list! goofy.png

    • armeav8r

      12 years ago

      Hey, somebody has to hold the line. Why not me? smiley1.gif

    • armeav8r

      12 years ago

      Sherpa Sherpa!

    • Charlie

      12 years ago

      We thought about shopping... but decided home was a better place for today LOL

    • PsychoAngel

      12 years ago

      I went sopping alright. But, I didn't buy much. Next on my list: Nintendo Wii!

    • HippieCarrot

      12 years ago

      Happy

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      Day

    • TikiManDan

      12 years ago

      Yes it was interesting to have so many alerts on my second time signing in. It's good to see so many friendly members right off the bat though. Thanks for the welcome, man.

    • RedMoonHeart

      12 years ago

      ^_^ ok link fixed...my site had trouble uploading so i just subscribed somewhere else. thanx

    • RedMoonHeart

      12 years ago

      yes i know the click doesnt work im trying to fix it right now ^_^. in my culture its also a reason to get together and party, well more like have a nice dinner and music for like 2 days. the problem is that his wife never really loved him, so she didnt give a dam and everyone just wanted to leave because she just made life hell. go figure, shes always been like that...harsh and ignorant. but were getting by with the memories he left. he was a great man we spend a lot of time with, and that comforts our hearts.

    • shadowangle7

      12 years ago

      i aggree...!!! lol...!!! nice use of words...!!! lol...!!!

    • shadowangle7

      12 years ago

      lol...!!! i didnt mean the food...!!! the french dont like the US...!!!

      PS i wasnt talking about the food silly...!!!

    • espithaca

      12 years ago

      Meh, it's a collection. I like soccer, and I like travel. It started out as only scarves of the teams whose cities or countries I've been to. But then it grew to the places that my family and friends have been to. And now it's teams that I like (which is why I have a Juventus scarf despite having never been to Turin... though I did spend a couple of hours in an Italian airport...) I think it's pretty neat. smile.png

      It all started when I went to France with my french class junior year in HS and during the homestay, the family's son gave me his scarf when we went to a game. (The one he gave me is the green and red Sedan Ardennes scarf just to the right of the light)

    • RedMoonHeart

      12 years ago

      thank you for your support, it means a lot

    • cbetts

      12 years ago

      Look! Another geek with a Hummer. AWESOME!

    • swede

      12 years ago

      uhhm, okay??

    • HiRider0930

      12 years ago

      i guess ok the only thing that makes it really good is my girl

    • HippieCarrot

      12 years ago

      Not my computer...the one I'm on at school (currently using the computer lab...) it sucks

    • PsychoAngel

      12 years ago

      Just surfing around RvB until it's time to go to work. You?

    • Stonesword

      12 years ago

      I believe it's because upside down it's suppose to look like LEET, and thats suppose to be derived from Elite.

    • HippieCarrot

      12 years ago

      Thank you!!!! (That pic was taken way back in Oct, though....but thank you!!!!)

    • Gypsie

      12 years ago

      I call them boobs.

    • marsman0013

      12 years ago

      Something you like, artsy, sexy, funny whatever you like.

    • PsychoAngel

      12 years ago

      WHAT?!?! Lake Perris is gone?

      I haven't been there in a while.

    • Gypsie

      12 years ago

      Yay..cookies! smiley12.gif

    • HippieCarrot

      12 years ago

      Thanks ya! *hug*

    • LytishRed

      12 years ago

      I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not! So many mixed opinions about the Governator...

    • SoCalKiller

      12 years ago

      Little Creek, I got married, was discharged from the Navy, and my Daughter was Born. Only one of these was a good thing.

    • armeav8r

      12 years ago

      Alabamastan has it's looneys too. They seem to be more prevalent is positions of power than the general population. But alas that seems true nearly everywhere. Still, I find it more stable here. What did you do when you lived here, and where in the state?

    • armeav8r

      12 years ago

      Like moving out of the state to some place not overrun with looney-toons in positions of power. As much as I'd love the sunshine and the beaches, I'd leave that to the gang bangers and get out. But that's just me.

    • armeav8r

      12 years ago

      Uh-oh. It would appear Rooster Teeth is F-in up again. Please delete all duplicates. sorry. I was told here that there was error after error and had to resubmit.

    • espithaca

      12 years ago

      Lol, I thought it was the other way around. tongue.png

    • armeav8r

      12 years ago

      But you still have,
      Feinstein,
      Pelosi,
      Boxer.

      All in all, I still think you're in a world of hurt. If I were you (and I'm not) I'd be looking for a way out.

    • espithaca

      12 years ago

      You Californians are crazy! lol.png Lewis Black said it best, "You'd rather live inside of a movie!"

    • zero124

      12 years ago

      rock on man thanks for the card! you a scuba diver?

    • Biba

      12 years ago

      *prod*

      Interesting (or not) piece of info for you:

      1. My husband was born in Klagenfurt (Austria) - same as Arnold Schwartzeniger (can't spell it).
      2. My husband has the same birthday as Arnold Schwartzeniger (still can't spell it).
      3. I sometimes wonder if the babies could have got mixed up and whether he is the real Arnold Shwarz-whateverhisname is.

      smiley1.gif

    • armoran

      12 years ago

      *LE GASP*
      this is a sign of WAARR!!!....

      *throws mouse and monitor*

      lol

    • armoran

      12 years ago

      *throughs mouse*

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