SpFx

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    • Feels like just yesterday...

      6 years ago

      SpFx

      Wow, I haven't been here in ages, still feels like home.

    • 7 years ago

      SpFx
    • RvB Spammers/Scammers & Their epic fails

      7 years ago

      SpFx

      So I only ever watch videos here now... rarely do a journal or have a convo with anyone... I feel forgotten :(

      But how much fun was had when this poetic masterpiece was sent to me.... think I'm in love LoL


      "Hello dear
      My Name is rose i went to your profile today at.roosterteeth.com and i love it i think we can from there click through my email address thus;(roseoneil21@yahoo.com)
      i am waiting for your lovely reply soonest because i need your communication so we can share blessing and understanding life which some have never test and understand so try to send an email to me so i can give you my picture so you can see who i am and i will tell you all of my detail ok
      i am looking for your reply soon
      i am the one want to be your Friend
      have a wonderful day
      yours
      rose
      i am waiting for your lovely reply through my email address (roseoneil21@yahoo.com) so that i will from there send you my picture so that you will see how i look like ok try to get me back because there is many love in sheering have a wonderful sweet dream and lovely day kissss"


      I should check my messages more often.... shame though, my lovely rose doesn't seem to have an account anymore, and we haven't even had a chance to sheering many love and day kissss!

    • Winning

      8 years ago

      SpFx

      Bi-Winning

    • FarCry Instincts Predator.... Played it?

      8 years ago

      SpFx

      I did today for the first time in a few years and my gosh, people are still playing it online.
      Go out and get a copy for a few bucks, it's still such a great game.

    • Internet scams and YOU.

      in Forums > Internet scams and YOU. | Follow this topic

      SpFx

      I recently came under attack of a scammer while trying to sell my car online, it isn't the first time however. A long time ago someone wanted to sell me a laptop via an Ebay link that didn't exist. I also brought a "precious gem stone" which turned out to be a very small fragment from a piece of quartz.
      Now I know the internet is a great and wonderful place, I'm also aware that scams are becoming a dime a dozen.
      Keeping that in mind I'm sure many of you out there have been a target and/or victim of a scam and I wonder just what you were proposed and how you handled the situation.
      Did you reply with abuse, humor, fake lawyer letter etc etc.
      I for one was in a creative mood last night, so I blended my love of Star wars and FireFly to respond to my would be scammer.
      To save space, (you can read about it in full here).

      So what happened to you and what did you do about it.
      First hand stories are best but if you have a REAL hand me down then share that too.

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    • Short story for a car stealing scammer.

      8 years ago

      SpFx

      I'm trying to sell my car at the moment on a local website.
      There has been a warning advertised that scammers are sending you an email wanting to buy the car.
      This is what the website has posted.....

      Important Notice for Private Sellers:
      Please be aware that there is a phishing scam running currently with some buyers only operating through their Pay Pal account. If the buyer advises that they do not have internet banking and have a pick up agent that requires a payment from you, then this is not a legitimate inquiry.

      Ok, so I got an email the other day asking if the car I had advertised was still for sale, to which my reply was yes.
      The following day I received a 2nd email from this would be scammer. It read as follows:

      On 9/1/2010 3:35 PM, Craig Moore wrote:
      > Thanks for the prompt response..I am ready to buy it now as a birthday gift for my generous uncle and i am at sea at the moment as i am a marine engineer and due to the nature of my work, phone calls making and visiting of website are restricted but i squeezed out time to check this advert and send you an email regarding it. I really want the car to be a surprise for my uncle so i wont let him know anything about the car until it gets delivered to him, i am sure he will be more than happy with the car. I insisted on paypal because i don't have access to my bank account online as i don't have internet banking, but i can pay from my paypal account, as i have my bank a/c attached to it, i will need you to give me your paypal email address and the price so i can make the payments asap for the car and pls if you don't have paypal account yet, it is very easy to set up, go to www.paypal.com.au and get it set up, after you have set it up i will only need the e-mail address you use for registration with paypal so as to put the money through. I have a pick up agent that will come and pick the car up after i have made the payments...
      >
      > Thanks

      Well it didn't take long reading into the email before I realized it was one of these scams. I was annoyed at first and was going to reply with the usual jargon that often happens in these cases, however, last night I was feeling creative.
      So acting on this creativeness coupled with my love for Star Wars and FireFly/Serenity, I responded to our dear scammer "Craig" with this..........

      (due to the character limit in the journal entry, the email response I crafted is in the first comment.)

    • Behind the times....

      9 years ago

      SpFx

      I brought my first GameCube the other day...

      It's awesome.

      I played Golden Eye on the N64 last night.... That game is timeless.

      Haven't played the 360 for at least 2 weeks....

      I'm working my way thru every Resident Evil game released, Providing it's release is gamecube/wii.

      That is all.

    • can someone say "Remote Porn"?

      10 years ago

      SpFx

      Just go here for Panasonics new Fetish

      Transformers in 2 more sleeps.... I shall scream like a hypo child in a sugar factory junked up on wizz fizz when that opening scene floods my eyes with the love that is... TRANSFOMERS.

      *Optimus Prime is my dad*... true story.

    • The Music of Gamers...

      10 years ago

      SpFx

      For those of you who are just so into their games, why not have a listen to the following song.
      These guys are great and have a few wonderful "song remakes" of gaming experiences.


      Jude Kelly and Dan Amrich of Palette-Swap Ninja (paletteswapninja.com) create a spoof for Halo done to the song Snow (Hey-Oh) by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

      Listen HERE and sing along with the lyrics below.

      LYRICS
      Come to decide other games that I tried
      Were not enough to waste my time on
      I don't really see why you'd play C O D
      And Fallout 3 felt so contrived
      Don't understand why... More »
      Come to decide other games that I tried
      Were not enough to waste my time on
      I don't really see why you'd play C O D
      And Fallout 3 felt so contrived
      Don't understand why you'd play Rock Band
      Cause there's just one game that I get high on
      Play it all the time, its gaming redefined
      Copied it to my hard drive

      Halo, this is all I play oh
      I got my Halo
      This is all I play oh

      I always know when my ammo is low
      And a fast reloads what I rely on
      On a killing spree, no ones as good as me
      Through the campaign and I haven't died
      Come to believe that I'm better than Steve
      When we play split screen he gets his cry on
      No ones beating me, challenge is what I need
      Bet I would rule on X-Box Live

      Halo, this is all I play oh
      One-player Halo
      This is all I play oh

      The more I talk, the taunts I throw
      The more I let my ego grow
      Halo
      Woah oh

      Conquered single-player so lets go online for Slayer
      And we'll go toe to toe
      I'll obliterate you and you'll see me desecrate you
      When I teabag you slow
      I'm a Banshee lover so you better run for cover
      But there's nowhere to go
      Play on Legendary baby I'm so good its scary
      Man, you don't even know

      Who would have known that I would get owned
      When I took my game on X-Box Live
      Sword made of energy
      Whoops, now its killing me
      Two glowing blades are stuck inside
      Everyone here makes me cower in fear
      Maybe I should just go run and hide
      What a lousy spawn
      Don't know whats going on
      My every kill has been denied

      Halo, this is all I play oh
      I suck at Halo
      Listen what I say oh

      The more I play the less I know
      The more I realize I blow at Halo
      Woah oh

      Getting killed in Slayer and it looks like single-player
      Set the bar way too low
      Now my fate is sealed, I've run out of Bubble Shield
      And there's nowhere to go
      Losing on Valhalla to guy dual-wielding Maulers
      Cause I move way too slow
      Run through with their blades, getting stuck with the grenades
      That explode with a glow

      I said hey, hey yeah, oh yeah
      Wheres my friends now
      Hey, hey yeah, oh yeah
      Cant this end now

      Running from a Banshee up above they always see me
      Cause I'm slow down below
      Flounder on Foundation then I die on Desolation
      Where there's no Carney Hole
      Killed by a grenade from a kid in the third grade
      Well, he sounds ten years old
      Reputations shattered but it kind of doesn't matter
      From now on, I play alone

      I said hey, oh yeah, oh yeah
      I'm so dead now
      Hey, yeah yeah, oh yeah

  • Comments (571)

    • monopoly_j

      4 years ago

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    • monopoly_j

      6 years ago

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      Merry Christmas from Monopoly_J
      I hope the Holiday finds you doing well.

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    • monopoly_j

      7 years ago

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      I just want to take this time to wish you a very Merry Christmas!

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      The Reason for the Season!

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    • monopoly_j

      8 years ago

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      ...............Luke 2:1-20
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    • FoxboyPrower

      8 years ago

      Sorry
      I meant "It came in a big box, I see."
      I saw the box in the background and thought how large it was for something videogame related.

    • monopoly_j

      8 years ago

      It was great to hear from you! smiley13.gif

    • Pimpminja

      9 years ago

      HOLY GOPHER CHUCKS SPFX IS BACK!!!!

    • monopoly_j

      9 years ago

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      I want to take this time to wish you a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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    • SpFx

      9 years ago

      yaaaaaay... lol

    • lisabet14238

      9 years ago

      NOT TRUE!! ha ha ha.. dont worry about that. i'll stick around.

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      hey dude!

    • the_MANtaray

      10 years ago

      i only do things that come to me in visions

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      Don't get me wrong, if it were NSA I might think a little differently. But I just don't like the idea of dating a girl who has kids. Cuz I will eventually have to meet them and I am too young to be a potential step dad.

    • dougss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 10 years

      10 years ago

      Oh snap!! I got pwned.

    • dougss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 10 years

      10 years ago

      Oh snap!! I got pwned.

    • dougss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 10 years

      10 years ago

      Ok. I wear my +2 fanboy shirt of Gears and attach my + over 9000 Mirror's Edge bag as a shield. Your move. smiley8.gif

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      Go to my Journal! Subscribe to my show!

    • astarte

      10 years ago

      merry christmas smiley12.gifsmiley11.gif

    • Babycakes19

      10 years ago

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    • monopoly_j

      10 years ago

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      I just want to wish you a Very Merry Christmas!

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    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      START MAKING THAT 360 CASE GUY!

      I gots the money now.

      Post edited 12/14/08 2:34PM

    • Psychoblonde

      10 years ago

      thanks

    • xnickerx

      10 years ago

      ok. hutspot or dutch upgrade mashed potatoes......

      peel and big-ass cube potatoes as normal. peel and cube carrot. ratio of 3 parts potato to 1 part carrot. also peel and rough cut dice a sweet white onion. add bullion cube- whichever floats your boat or at least matches the meat you are serving. boil about 20 min. drain

      mash like mashed potatos, but i add a twist. instead of butter use mayonnaise. like 2 honking spoons of it. and don't add milk until you mash it up a bit first. sometimes there is enough liquid in the onion (it soaks up the broth) that adding milk just makes it watery.

      mmmmmm. it looks like normal mashed potatoes but the carrots run through it like mooshy polka dots. tastes yummy. i usually serve it with slow cook meat (ya know, the cook on your stove or in a crockpot for all day roast thingie). excellent on cold nights.

      but you are in summer now so you have to wait. sucker.

    • Sir_Jimmmy

      10 years ago

      BUTTSCRATCHER!?!

    • towel_girl

      10 years ago

      well lightist red of course!
      Nice to meet you and the comment made me smile.



      *church is going to be so happy with me*

    • kolinshar

      10 years ago

      Ahaha, that link made my dayyyyyyyyy! =D
      Thanks for the random. =)

    • merc_00

      10 years ago

      Thank you for the random spamming. I understand how boredom can damage one's sanity, if they had any to damage that is. As much as I would like tacos to grant super powers, the only one that I have manifested after a meal is the ability to clear a room.

      Randomness is fine by me, that is how most of my thoughts work. If I could only manage to organize them, then my mind could speak volumes, but until then, just cliff notes.

      If green was not a color, then the color of grass would be grass. Much like orange is the color of an orange.

      A thought for you to ponder, if we are supposed to keep off the grass, then how does one put up the sign that lets you know to keep off the grass?

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      I'm looking into it now, But how we are going to blend the black side into the red side is what I'm concerned about.

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      And I was thinking the splatter could also look like its bblood dripping down, on the reverse side we could do a stencil of Marcus or something, like this one.

      cfvgbhjnk67yughjsdxfcgvhbj09ouihjkmhsedr

    • Sssssssss287

      10 years ago

      i like taco's

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      now if you add in red plexiglass with red LED's it looks more interesting, plus red blood splatter. The focus is the Omen, so by having everything red, it looks like a single object and you can't notice it as well.

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      Note; The pink represents the glow.

      Image 1; The way I was saying.

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      Image 2. Your suggestion. I had to put the black outlines to show the crimson omen.

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      Post edited 11/18/08 3:32PM

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      lol, okay let me just upload these two images to show you what I mean.

      Keep in mind I am studying Graphic Design, so I am learning about this.

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      oh it is. if all else fails, make a new email.

      @hotmail.com or whatever.

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      I was JUST going to post saying something too lol.

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      Dude. I am waiting.

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      lets carry this over to AIM or MSN.

      iamjacksinbox@live.ca

      Ap0ca1ypse89

      Ap0c = AIM
      jacksinbox = mns.

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      Sounds good, paint it black, red splatter, have some of the plexiglass with holes in it, so it helps with ventilation?

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      I'm jealous. Anyway, ideas for casemod.

      I'm thinking the gears of war crimson omen cut out the side, red plexiglass or whatever. What say you?

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      That's your wife?

      Hmm I thought that was you.

      Your wifes hot as shit.

    • KelliMarie

      10 years ago

      hey, randomness is my kinda thing. I like it :)

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      Because we are nerds lol.

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      Exactly, so you get to look cool at a cost of an eventual 300 bucks.

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      So are 360's. When it red rings, I'm fucked.

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      i'd probably disassemble mine and put the new case on it. But I don't want to void the warranty :( Either way I'd have a cool case.

    • Sir_Jimmmy

      10 years ago

      you can haz cheezburger

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      voided warranty here I come. And I'd be paying for shipping or what?

    • Titanroller

      10 years ago

      Oi! How's it on your half of the world?

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      We are talking about a CASE right, not an XBOX lol.

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      Hey, you wanna give a guy you have totally known for 10 minutes an awesome xmas present?

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