Spartan022

Male
from Fairbanks, AK

  • Activity

    • 5 years ago

      Spartan022

      Holy shit, this is a place, that still exists.

      Oh god what.

    • Am I Alive?

      7 years ago

      Spartan022

      Tidings. Anyone still exist here? Maybe?

      Anyways, I'm 21 now. You can guess what I've been doing.

    • Certainly Reaching

      8 years ago

      Spartan022

      I find myself playing a lot of Halo: Reach online. A bit more a day than compared to my Halo 2, even 3 days.
      I am having fun, but there are some things that are really frustrating, if not, infuriating. It mostly revolves are the players e.g. the guy who betrays me since I got the snipe before him. I guess I really shouldn't complain.
      My only major major problem is how Big Team Battle has changed from huge games of Assault and VIP and CTF into mostly Big Team Slayer. Rather disappointing.

      Anyways, I could use some more companionship online, if anyone is willing to par-take. I really don't want to play Firefight with random people :).

    • Local Politics is Funny

      9 years ago

      Spartan022

      Section 1. AS 18.16.010(a) is amended to read:
      (a) An abortion may not be performed in this state unless
      (1) the abortion is performed by a physician licensed by the State
      Medical Board under AS 08.64.200;
      (2) the abortion is performed in a hospital or other facility approved for the purpose by the Department of Health and Social Services or a hospital operated by the federal government or an agency of the federal government;
      (3) before an abortion is knowingly performed or induced on a
      pregnant, [AN] unmarried, unemancipated women under 18 years of age, notice or consent have [HAS] been given as required under AS 18.16.020 or a court has authorized the minor to proceed with the abortion without parental involvement under AS 18.16.030 and the minor consents; for purposes of enforcing this paragraph, there is a rebuttable presumption that a women who is unmarried and under 18 years of age is unemancipated;
      (4) the woman is domiciled or physically present in the state for 30 days before the abortion; and
      (5) the applicable requirements of AS 18.16.060 have been satisfied.


      What that tells me: 1. Preventing teens from Back alley abortions and 2. Stops Abortion from being used as birth control.

      What that tells the state of Alaska: OH MY GOD THE GOVERNMENT IS IN OUR FAMILIES AND OUR COMMUNICATION WILL BE COMPROMISED! THEY WILL TAKE YOUR FAMILIES RIGHTS AWAY ETC.

      Like I said, it's funny stuff.

    • Japanese Toys and the Horrors Within

      9 years ago

      Spartan022

      Let's be fair here, I browse 4chan on a daily basis by no means should I be surprised what I found today.

      However, the context in which this is presented utterly terrified me, so much so that I reacted with this face.
      i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/Flakor/1278812479716.jpg

      The thing in question is this Woody toy at first glance it just looks like a faithful, very articulate, rendition of Woody from Toy Story fame. The only real key difference is his face, which I guess is really happy.

      Too happy...in fact...
      Behind that plastic smile, under that brown hat...is a tike-sized molester.

      Don't see it? Well let me give you proof that this plastic pervert is designed to not only come alive, but come alive and rape your other toys.
      Exhibit A
      Exhibit B

      You see! He's not happy because of some other circumstance, he's happy because he just gave Stretch Armstrong stretchmarks! Imagine an alternate storyline, where Woody has turned Andy's room into his bitch. Every toy in that room gets a daily taste of Woody. It's Andy's birthday, Woody sneaks himself into the plant downstairs, he rubs his hands in excitement, waiting for his new "playmates". "A Buzz Lightyear!" shouts Andy, meanwhile Woody runs back up to Andy's room with great excitement. As Buzz stands on the bed and begins his report to star command, he is suddenly tackled from behind. No matter how hard he resists, Woody keeps him in his grasp.

      I dare not go on, for this universe would be much different!

      Well anyways, Japan should stop this shit. Maybe it wasn't intentional, but that sounds rather... convenient?

      You're my favorite deputy!

      P.S. I now have a folder called '"Woody"'

    • Full Metal Jackets for All

      9 years ago

      Spartan022

      Spending a good 8-9 months at a college taught me that I am not entirely prepared for the concept of higher learning. It could have something to do with the cynical nature that I have towards the college system; the idea that you spend lots and lots of money to enter into an unstable and unbalanced work system. The fact is that you CAN'T do what you love anymore, as most markets have no demands for something of that sort. Sure, if your lucky you can be a Theatre Major and find work for a local theatre group, but what's the chances of you gaining stardom?

      Personally, I just don't have the patience to do busy work, I would prefer to learn by doing. I guess that's why I am working in a kitchen right now, because everything is hands on and I am starting to learn complex meals. With this is mind I needed to decide what I want to do next year. I plan to return to college for one more year to knock some credits out should I decide to return, but until then I made a very big decision and one that my mother certainly doesn't greatly appreciate.

      I decided that I am going to be enlisting into the Marines Corps. Call it cliche, but while waiting for my paycheck an old man talked to me about his sons, including one that had joined the Marines and talked about how he thinks that I should do it. About a month later I decided to take his advice.

      With that in mind, half of my class schedule for the next year is spend at the College Rec center, taking a variety of classes from strictly physical (Weight Training & Military PT) to something more Mental (Aikido, Jiu Jitsu, Tae Kwon Do, Kung Fu)

      The plan is simple: To find something in the Marines Corps that I can bring to my return to civilian life, think about what I want to do and finish school, or to simply go the 20 years and retire. I am greatly considering becoming a Armorer, that way I not only get to test, take apart, and look at guns, but I can pursue being a Forensics Firearms Expert. Hell, I could even do Para-Military or Police Work.

      I guess why I chose the Marines over the Army is because I've always felt the need to belong somewhere. I've felt the need to be part of a group of people, a group of friends with similar interests. Thing is that everyone here in the home town doesn't really want much to do with me, save my best buddies. In WoW I had that for four years, playing with the same guys, and then we all just split up. I am the only one who still plays, and playing now is just confusing without those guys.

      Anyways, I hadn't been on here in a long time! Good christ!

    • My Best Friend

      9 years ago

      Spartan022

      My dachshund died today, I had to put her down.

      Can't say I am thrilled, she was only four years old. She's been there for me more than any human has, it's only appropriate that I was there for her to go.

    • What is this? I don't even...

      9 years ago

      Spartan022

      I havn't been on here in a while.

      I blame reality.

    • 9 years ago

      Spartan022
    • 9 years ago

      Spartan022
  • Comments (948)

    • 1984

      9 years ago

      What server are you on?

    • 1984

      9 years ago

      Well rent it again, damnit!

    • GeneraI_Beef

      9 years ago

      Let me know how that goes :P

    • GeneraI_Beef

      9 years ago

      If you think that's bad, try watching it flashing in alternating patterns. It hurts.

    • 1984

      9 years ago

      Great gift or greatest?

    • GeneraI_Beef

      9 years ago

      I think I saw that as a 2 part tv miniseries or something years ago.

    • WhenIDie7

      9 years ago

      Hey MODel Citizens member!

      Find someone on RvB and nominate them so we can get people on the comm stats that never have been before.

      Don't forget to give a reason why that person deserves the spot :-)

    • 1984

      10 years ago

      Definitely, but I highly recommend having it with a meal or after a meal. Not something to consume on an empty stomach.

      Make sure you let it sit too, let the head rise and level out before you start drinking it.

      edit: it's a bitter beer for a lot of people, so you may love it or hate it. Fair warning.

      Post edited 8/05/09 9:46PM

    • Stormeh

      10 years ago

      Red because of Knuckles the echidna. derp?

    • WhenIDie7

      10 years ago

      Hey, don't forget to keep your eye out for someone to nominate for this week's MODel Citizen!

      Remember, we need at least three nominations :-D

    • WhenIDie7

      10 years ago

      Don't forget to vote for out next MODel citizen!!

      If you've already voted, ignore this :-)

    • Brookems3

      10 years ago

      ahaha yeh the boif does have cool facial hair, all gone now though he shaved it off!

    • Brookems3

      10 years ago

      i dont tan either... dont worry we can "bake and burn" in the sun together :D

    • Brookems3

      10 years ago

      AHAH mammals and paracites.. yep that pretty much sums it up :P
      pretty good, its cold :( bloody winter, mind you though cold is around 18 degreese.... so... yeh...
      but yeh uni.. uni has stolen my soul and wont give it back :P

    • Brookems3

      10 years ago

      aww hun missed talking to u too! its been far to long
      and yes that makes sence, no doubt we wil have both in our house
      i am the gtar hero QUEEN

    • Brookems3

      10 years ago

      good thanks lovley wbu :)

    • Brookems3

      10 years ago

      Hey hun how are u :)?

    • 1984

      10 years ago

      Pay close attention after the picture flashes up, it flashes from letters and there also either a "5" or an "S" in there.

    • 1984

      10 years ago

      I'm sure we'll see their return. In the meantime, the new DLC coming out is based around them.

    • Evil_Nixon

      10 years ago

      it's pretty on par with it in my book.

    • evilcrash9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BigBoss

      10 years ago

      I have not.

    • Evil_Nixon

      10 years ago

      Hey, no one told me about the rescue mission until AFTER it was supposed to have happened!

    • Evil_Nixon

      10 years ago

      If nothing else I'm definitely printing that out and giving it to him!

    • Evil_Nixon

      10 years ago

      Sorry, I kinda dropped the ball on that whole "rescue" situation.

    • Stormeh

      10 years ago

      Oh, wow.

    • GeneraI_Beef

      10 years ago

      Oh well :P

    • XxCrushedxX

      10 years ago

      You think so?

      (Journal Comment)

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Just sit back and laugh, well, that and mod the journal up something nice.

    • queenspammy

      10 years ago

      smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

      He is so sexy. smiley8.gif

    • queenspammy

      10 years ago

      Considering the fact they live in the desert..... any snow is snowed in, since no one knows how to drive in the stuff and no one has chains or snow tires. They got over 4 inches. I know it's nothing compared to you, but their old.

    • 1984

      10 years ago

      Sartre would say much to the opposite.

    • MasterVash

      10 years ago

      I know CountinSheep does, but I don't think you know him.
      I play it on 360 because all of my other friends play it there, and I'm not too fond of playing games on the computer anyway.

    • MasterVash

      10 years ago

      There might be a... small problem with that, as I play TF2 on 360.

    • Darknez

      10 years ago

      You should totally talk to Mastervash about it. I'm sure he'd be interested.

    • GeneraI_Beef

      10 years ago

      I cannot remember the name of the site, all I remember is that it was some mac wallpaper etc. site.

    • Darknez

      10 years ago

      Prepare to be castrated. smiley5.gif

    • Darknez

      10 years ago

      Heh thanks.

      He's uh...he's pretty special.

      Someone worth being girly over which should show to you just how special he is. o_o

    • Darknez

      10 years ago

      If it brings more sexy Spah's to the party,
      I'm all for it.

    • Darknez

      10 years ago

      That's so what I meant

      (it's too late for the internet @_@)

      <----Fail

    • Darknez

      10 years ago

      Fuck yeah Scoot update.

      Also level 3 teleporters smiley0.gif

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      I'll take that as a weird ass compliment.

    • Darknez

      10 years ago

      LOLASKA


      It's a shame, I kinda liked Alaska till she ruined your good name.

    • Brookems3

      10 years ago

      im really good thanks!!!! aww thats cute :) bet u have all the ladies afta you now! *wink
      :)

    • Brookems3

      10 years ago

      wow! havent you grown up since i saw pics of u last!

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Just drop me a line every now and then.

    • Darknez

      10 years ago

      Seriously.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      My page was full of journal alerts, I went through four and gave it my usual "OH fuck this" approach.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Thank you.

    • mymy

      10 years ago

      THE MASTER PLAN HAS BACKFIRED!


      Good Lord, that was funny! smiley0.gif

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