Spartan372

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from Outpost 17-B

  • Activity

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      11 years ago

      Spartan372

      lol u tk him 2da bar|?

    • Journal Purge.

      11 years ago

      Spartan372

      I used to have 646 & 82 pages.
      Now I have 324 & 41 pages.

      I purged 322 entries and half of my pages.

    • I just noticed this.

      11 years ago

      Spartan372

      After 1:00 AM on comedy central, every 2nd commercial that airs after a show is an ad for Girls Gone Wild: Wildest bars in america.

      Weird.

    • Creepypasta. Have some more.

      11 years ago

      Spartan372
      In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms.
      A young man and his new bride were honeymooning in Paris when his wife went into a restroom and didn't return. With time the man began to fear the worst and went to the police. The police thought it was most likely the girl simply had second thoughts about the marriage, but they checked it out anyway and found no evidence of foul play.

      As weeks turned into months the man finally gave up on finding his beautiful wife, but his life fell into a shambles, he was so filled with grief.

      Unable to hold a job or go on with his life, he took to wandering the world looking for anything that might ease his pain. Years later in Borneo he came upon a freakshow in an old shabby building, he went in on a whim. In the last filthy cage he saw a twisted, scarred and mutilated woman rocking back and forth and groaning strange animal-like noises. He screamed as he recognized the birthmark on his wife's face.
    • Creepypasta. Have some.

      11 years ago

      Spartan372
      If you are watching television, and the signal cuts out to static, turn the TV off immediately. If you watch the static on TV for long enough, the static will suddenly pause. All sound in the room will cease; even the white noise of the TV itself will disappear. If this happens you must not look away from the screen. You will probably not notice at the time, before you lose your gaze on the TV, your body will freeze as well. Time around and with you have paused completely. Specks of the black and white dots slowly come to life, creeping slowly in seemingly random directions. Not static as you know it, but organizing themselves into a moving picture again in front of you. As the static returns to normal, and the white noise of the TV comes back, you will regain control of your body. You must never watch that television again. It will only play static, even when unplugged. If you watch the static any longer, these same events will reoccur, but with disastrous results. What exactly happens is unknown, as it is obvious that anyone that has been unfortunate enough to experience this has disappeared. It is rumoured that if one continues to watch the static again, or during their experience, looks away, the white and black specs will slowly start to move again, but you will not. Your eyes will then be permanently fixated on the screen as you watch the picture come back to life, and what seems to be your station's signal return. You learn soon this is not the case, as all sound is still absent, and the picture on the TV shows a familiar surrounding: the room in which you sit. The only thing you see next is movement on the TV, as you see yourself from behind, and subsequently, the cause of your disappearance.
      Open your closet, don't turn on the light. Make sure you have one match with you. Step inside and close the door. If the lights are on outside of the closet this will not work. Nor will it work if it is daylight. The only room you need is enough for slight mobility.

      Stand in the darkness for about two minutes, since that's all that's needed. Now, take the match and hold it in front of you and say, "Show me the light or leave me in darkness." If you begin hearing whispers light the match immediately. If you don't hear anything, and the match doesn't ignite on it's own then don't turn around. If you light the match too late or not at all after hearing whispers, something will grab you from behind and pull you into what seems like a forever fall into darkness.

      If you do manage to light the match in time and nothing happens after, open the door slowly and get out, then close the door but do NOT look inside. From then on, never look inside your closet without the light on at all. Some say if you leave your closet open during the night you can see the demon watching you with two red eyes that glow like matches.
      A man, at about the age of 30 went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check-in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and all, and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. So he went to his room, and went to bed. The next night he was curious as to what was in the room, so he walked down the hall to where it was and of course tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. So he bent down and looked through the keyhole. What he saw was a hotel bedroom and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning up against a wall and her head was facing the wall. He stared in confusion for a while then went back to his room. The next day, he went back to the room and looked through the keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color, un-moving.

      At this point he was confused and a little freaked out. He went to the front desk and asked the lady about the room. She sighed and said, "Did you look through the keyhole?" The man told her that he had and the lady said, "Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which are red."
      A young girl is left home alone with only her dog to protect her. When night approaches, she locks all the doors and tries to lock all the windows but one won't close.

      She decides to leave it unlocked and goes to bed. Her dog takes its customary place under her bed.

      In the deep of night she awakens to a dripping sound coming from the bathroom. The girl is too scared to go check so she reaches her hand under the bed. She feels a reassuring lick from her dog and falls back to sleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reaches her hand down to the dog where she feels the reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more she awakens to the dripping sound. She reaches her hand down and feels the lick of her dog.

      Now curious about the dripping sound, she gets up and slowly walks towards the bathroom, the dripping sound getting louder as she approaches. She reaches the bathroom and turns on the light. She is greeted by a horrific sight; hanging from the shower nozzle is her dog with its throat slit open and its blood dripping into the bathtub.

      Something on the bathroom mirror catches her eye she turns around. Written on the bathroom mirror in her dog's blood are the words "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO".
    • Hey.

      11 years ago

      Spartan372

      I've been having a GREAT week-long weekend since my suspention, but I have a shitlaod of homework, including an essay on how Gandalf is a father figure in The Hobbit. Delightful.

    • Sup.

      11 years ago

      Spartan372

      Servers have been moved.

    • Oh, I almost forgot to mention.

      11 years ago

      Spartan372

      I'm seeing Heart, Cheap Trick and Journey in concert near the end of Augest.
      As well as Googoo dolls.

    • Delicious copypasta.

      11 years ago

      Spartan372
      Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.†Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!â€Â. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.†And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.
  • About Me

  • Comments (4184)

    • Firenomad

      5 years ago

      How do you fare?

    • Riadect

      10 years ago

      This is my new profile.
      Mods, BALEET THIS PROFILE.

      Post edited 2/06/09 2:37PM

    • smashman

      10 years ago

      Hey there, Spartan372
      You were once a member of the Spartan Penguins, do you remember?
      I made a group for all the old clan members.
      The page is here.
      If you'd like to join, please do so. If not that's no problem =)
      Smashman.

    • jadegalixia

      10 years ago

      wait...which profile are you using? Is this the only one, because I thought this was an issue for RPing?

    • FheLax56

      10 years ago

      In reply to your comment on "Sarge"s profile (www.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=1760), that is not nessasarily true. Look up the name, "Caboose", it's there. Im sure some other charecters are there to. I see no reason of the staff caring about the character profiles.

    • Killerbloo17

      10 years ago

      Hey I was wondering do you play the old Runescape account I traded for mods forever ago? Lonelydude10?
      I just started playing again

    • eastvswest

      11 years ago

      CHECK OUT THIS NEW SERIES TRAILER!!!!

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGL9AGVfijg

    • patricklove4

      11 years ago

      hey Brian it is me pegsta! wewt wewt wewt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am hyper yaaaay!

    • HelenasFate

      11 years ago

      Lauren is tired. :[

    • Simmons67

      11 years ago

      ok.......um....why arent you on MINDEATER.

    • HelenasFate

      11 years ago

      wait....they are afraid you will go off on her???? WTF! she's more hostile than you are, fer christ sakes.


      Hostile?
      Wow.
      Uhm...wow.

    • HelenasFate

      11 years ago

      *facepalm*
      :]
      Teehee.

    • HelenasFate

      11 years ago

      yes, i mean AT school. Don't go around groping her and kissing where you can be seen by people.


      xD
      I lol'd.

    • HelenasFate

      11 years ago

      Aim, pwease?

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      11 years ago

      Whats the deal?


      yeah, you can't mod anyone on the same IP address.. prevents folks from making dummy accounts and mod cheating.

    • TheForge

      11 years ago

      www.guerrillamail.com/

    • jadegalixia

      11 years ago

      time for work, though. Talk to you laterz

    • jadegalixia

      11 years ago

      smiley8.gif It happens like that sometimes.

    • jadegalixia

      11 years ago

      there are none, but asking her if it is o.k
      to do this or that
      before you do so.

    • jadegalixia

      11 years ago

      then you should be fine.

    • jadegalixia

      11 years ago

      yes, i mean AT school. Don't go around groping her and kissing where you can be seen by people.

    • jadegalixia

      11 years ago

      It all depends on how overt the two of you are in public. You should be discret.

    • jadegalixia

      11 years ago

      probably not. At this age parents see relationships like puppy love stuff. The won't take it too seriously till 2nd year high school.

    • jadegalixia

      11 years ago

      oh my fucking god....How utterly stupid.
      (Well, maybe she knows best. If you two remain together long, eventually public dating will become a reality)

    • jadegalixia

      11 years ago

      wait....they are afraid you will go off on her???? WTF! she's more hostile than you are, fer christ sakes. smiley4.gif

    • jadegalixia

      11 years ago

      smiley7.gif temper much? lol!
      they have to do that, though.

    • jadegalixia

      11 years ago

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      i did not know this. wait, wasn't it for something minor?

    • jadegalixia

      11 years ago

      awwwwww, where's Helena's fate?

    • Athena167

      11 years ago

      athena_167@hotmail.com

    • Simmons67

      11 years ago

      hola

    • HelenasFate

      11 years ago

      Tell her to SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT IT.
      Give me time, please.
      ><
      Ughh.
      I look horrible anyway, I just woke up.

    • HelenasFate

      11 years ago

      You're such a hypocrite.

    • HelenasFate

      11 years ago

      Meh, even if I didn't, she still nag you about everything, including me.
      Ugh.
      Just kill her, dude.

    • HelenasFate

      11 years ago

      Hey.
      Wassup?
      I are uber-bored.
      Bahh! Stupid straightener!
      D:<

    • CELTICPRED

      11 years ago

      card.mygamercard.net/gbar/CELT1CPRED.gif


      Replace my gamertag with yours, and then put it in your profile with image tags.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Hmph, very convenient. But yeah, I didn't spawn kill, I made my way over there with a killtrocity, killed two people who ran away from me, killed two others who ran at me, and then killed the two people that were in front of me in the picture I posted.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Read twentieth game of grifball, and yeah, I didn't spawn kill, every person I killed was facing me except for two idiots who tried to run away from me. MoonheadJohn asked me to start playing grifball with him, so I happily joined up. And if you want to doubt my killing prowess, I'd gladly take you on. Also, I don't know why your browser closes when I comment you.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      I didn't remove the comment, I deleted the images because I didn't know if I wanted my screen shots up or not, I tried to put it back up but for some reason RT is messing up and won't let me put it back. And what the hell is a cleaner?

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      The whole, "It's been done before" comment. Well no shit. That was just my twentieth game of grifball and I tore through a whole team and was damn proud of it.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Must you piss on everything?

    • HelenasFate

      11 years ago

      Hmm.
      DEEWWWD! COURTNEY FOUND MAH CAMERA!
      Kekekeke.
      Now I have to buy a straightener, and you'll have yer pikamature!

    • HelenasFate

      11 years ago

      Oh, it's an inside joke.
      Ask Melissa.
      Anywho, I've seen the first part of V for Vendetta.

    • HelenasFate

      11 years ago

      Hey heeeeyyyy.
      How's er'thang goin'? (Sorry,I learned how to speak gangter recently)
      xD
      I'm so white.
      hyperhyperhyperhyper.

    • Surutar

      11 years ago

      i'm not mad, internets never gets me mad, i just shake my head at how small your E-PEEN is when you do that, aye nidoking kicks ass, he was one of my faves. just that most people hate stupidity, and being that professional troll you should know that. i have no problem, heck i troll every once in awhile. but i don't take it seriously. internet persona is nothing in RL.

    • Surutar

      11 years ago

      people that don't understand stuff and fail to understand at all.

      most noobs don't piss me off, heck i like having noobs so i can teach them and make them into new players. look at caboose and gerald, they were new players and now they are respected members of the thread. Shak hates every new person, so with you i was 'meh whatever', but you proved shak's points over and over again.

      you on the other hand fail to reconize a joke, heck even internet memes you don't even know. your like one of those new guys in class that tries to become the instant friend by jumping in every conversation and trying to think they know what is going on.

      if you watch your posts, don't be an idiot and don't overuse the same one-liner (thats how they get old and stale btw) then we can be good, heck even shak will like you.

      so heres a tip, don't come on to strong, because everyone is like "who the fuck is this kid" and immediately assault you, you have to earn your right to have your opinion on the thread matter.

      so thats my "problem", plz try to work on your posting style and we'll be fine. or you can ignore everything i say and continue to fight... i laughed at those 'no u',s for the feebled attempt at throwing my stuff back at me, but you can't always use that line.

      just remember, the internet is serious business.

    • HelenasFate

      11 years ago

      Parents, dear.
      I hate Journey and Barenaked Ladies, anyway.
      Thanks for the offer, though.

    • lordcanti493

      11 years ago

      Message me.

    • HelenasFate

      11 years ago

      aim?

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      11 years ago

      yum

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      11 years ago

      Mhm = ???

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