SpiceyCarpet

Male
from Fort Myers, FL

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    • Please... let me offend you!

      13 years ago

      SpiceyCarpet

      If your offended by me, it's probably my smell. But if not, it's my personality, which is annoying and childish. You know the toys r us song? It's my anthem. Except I don't get as many toys as I get porn and video games... but in a sense, they are toys.

      Is there porn for animals?

    • It's Huge!!!

      13 years ago

      SpiceyCarpet

      epenis.jpg

      Why yes, it is!

    • I QUIT MY JOB! YAY!

      13 years ago

      SpiceyCarpet

      I'm a happy carpet! I am no longer employed by an asshole.

    • Finally sleepy!

      13 years ago

      SpiceyCarpet

      My Journal is packed today! Stages of the night. Well, I think I am going to go to sleep now, since I can't function now. It's not that I want to sleep... It's just that I don't want to be awake - any more.

      GOOD NIGHT!

      Knock Knock Knock...
      COME IN!
      SLAM! BAM!
      OPEN THE DOOR AND COME IN!!!
      *SLAM*
      OW! MY BRAIN HURTS!!!
      COMING!
      BAM!
      OW, MY HEAD! MY BRAIN HURTS!
      OPEN THE DOOR!
      I CAN'T, I HIT MY HEAD! YOU OPEN THE DOOR!
      *!!!!!SLAM CRSAH!!!!!*
      DOOR'S OPEN!
      DARG! MY BRAIN HURTS.
      MY BRAIN HURTS!!!

    • Even stonder!!!

      13 years ago

      SpiceyCarpet

      My god almighty! I'm so damned high right now, it's rediculous! I really need to go to sleep, but the high is so awesome. This stuff is god in a plant. BTW, I live under a mushroom in the hymalayas. Come join me, but be sure to take off your lips and leave your candy at the rotating orrery for the magical planetary gnomes to pick up and plant in the sugar plum gardens.

      Thx.

      The floating thing of happyness.

    • it was good

      13 years ago

      SpiceyCarpet

      good blunt

      g'nite

    • Smoking a blunt...

      13 years ago

      SpiceyCarpet

      Time to smoke a blunt of the finest Kron I could get my hands on. It's champaign flavored... and I will post again after I smoke it so you all know how much I enjoyed it. Stop by sometime and forget who you are!

      SC

    • Home from work again...

      13 years ago

      SpiceyCarpet

      This happens to often. I come home from work. The best part of working is the end of working. And the paychecks. It's not like I get a chance to get laid at work. Nor do they give me booze or weed, so what incentive do I have to show up? I don't know if it's just me, but I don't feel like working any more. Is that ok?

    • Obscene, Course, and Oldschool...

      13 years ago

      SpiceyCarpet

      What can I say? I'm what the title says. I'm presently stoned, listening to no music, though I think I will put on some drowning pool or shpongle. I work at a networking place, love chinese food, and read way too much anime. I also have a huge tobasco stain on my floor. Not like an inch or 2 wide... like a half liter bottle exploded on the floor. POW! It's like over a foot wide. almost 2 now that I look at it. I need a measuring tape. I also need to learn to spell correctly again. 25 years old, in college, and mis-spelling common words and putting hyphons where they are not needed. I'm depressing and pathetic, but so what, cause it's not really bad for me, just for you. Go ahead and sob. It's fine, we all love you anyway. God damned hippie. And if you think I'm talking about you personally... well, your RIGHT! Place your name right in here wherever you want and feel ashamed of yourself... or just know that really intoxicated people just don't give a damn.

      Enjoy the General Tsao's Chicken! It's good for you. Come to florida and I will make you the best batch you ever ate. I promise it will actually kick ass. No MSG!

      Just Chicken... and some of that sauce stuff made with hot peppers and soy and candy syrup and magic and love and a bit of the devil. I heard some people like to eat cat. That scares me. I like kittens.

    • I love to be weird...

      13 years ago

      SpiceyCarpet

      Is there some place I can go besides my own journal to be weird? Like some place where I can joke about eating babies or how seksy llamas are? They are not serious conversations, but I enjoy seeing how weird a conversation can get. If you enjoy weird people, I'm for you. If you are affraid of weird people, I will probably scare the living bejester out of you. Talk to me, I have an interest in furry art and monkeys hurling poop. Well, the monkey and poop is less of an interest really... but I will talk about it anyway until I'm blue in the fingertips.

      I just wish there was a forum just for weird people to be weird. I know know, the entire internet is full of weirdness... but I mean weird in comparison to the already weird. Really weird... Like band camp weird.

      What's bejester?

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