SpiceyCarpet

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from Fort Myers, FL

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    • You with and without makeup...

      in Forums > You with and without makeup... | Follow this topic

      SpiceyCarpet

      Post a pic of a celebrity, a neighbor, or yourself with and without makeup. Maybe a pic of when one first wakes up, all natural... Then post a pic of the same person all prepped for the world. Lets keep a log of how much we mod ourselves. If posting a pic of someone else, PLEASE make sure you have permission to publicly use the image.

      If you want to be creative, try drawing your favorite cartoon character with and without makeup!

      Thread rules...
      This is not a gender biased thread.
      No nudity. This is really based on the "bust image" (shoulders and up).
      No insulting OR putting off anyone. This is objective, and does not need any fights.
      PLEASE: List what you did and how long it took you to do it.

      Remember... there is no beauty... only degrees of health.

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    • Steve Martin Side Effects

      9 years ago

      SpiceyCarpet

      "Side Effects" by Steve Martin
      Dosage: take two tablets every six hours for joint pain.
      Side Effects: This drug may cause joint pain, nausea, headache, or shortness of breath. You may also experience muscle aches, rapid heartbeat, and ringing in the ears. If you feel faint, call your doctor. Do not consume alcohol while taking this pill; likewise, avoid red meat, shellfish, and vegetables. O.K. foods: flounder. Under no circumstances eat yak. Men can expect painful urination while sitting, especially if the penis is caught between the toilet seat and the bowl. Projectile vomiting is common in thirty per cent of users - sorry, fifty per cent. If you undergo disorienting nausea accompanied by migraine and raspy breathing, double the dosage. Leg cramps are to be expected; one knee-buckler per day is normal. Bowel movements may become frequent - in fact, every ten minutes. If bowel movements become greater than twelve per hour, consult your doctor, or any doctor, or just anyone who will speak to you. You may find yourself becoming lost or vague; this would be a good time to write a screenplay. Do not pilot a plane, unless you are among the ten per cent of users who experience "spontaneous test-pilot knowledge." If your hair begins to smell like burning tires, move away from any building or populated areas, and apply tincture of iodine to the head until you no longer hear what could be taken for a "countdown." May cause stigmata in Mexicans. If a fungus starts to grow between your eyebrows, call the Guinness Book of World Records. May induce a tendency to compulsively repeat the phrase "no can do". This drug may cause visions of the Virgin Mary to appear in treetops. If this happens, open a souvenir shop. There may be an overwhelming impulse to shout out during a Catholic Mass, "I'm gonna *** you wid da ugly stick!" You may feel a powerful sense of impending doom; this is because you are about to die. Men may experience impotence, but only during intercourse. Otherwise, a powerful erection will accompany your daily "walking-around time." Do not take this product if you are uneasy with lockjaw. Do not be near a ringing telephone that works at 900 MHz or you will be very dead, very fast. We are assuming you have had chicken pox. You also may experience a growing dissatisfaction with life along with a deep sense of melancholy - join the club! Do not be concerned if you arouse a few ticks from a Geiger counter. You might want to get a one-month trial subscription to Extreme Fidgeting. The hook shape of the pill will often cause it to become caught in the larynx. To remove, jam a finger down your throat while a friend holds your nose to prevent the pill from lodging in a nasal passage. Then throw yourself stomach first on the back portion of a chair. The expulsion of air should eject the pill out of the mouth, unless it goes into a sinus cavity, or the brain. WARNING: This drug may shorten your intestines by twenty-one feet. Has been known to cause birth defects in the user retroactively. Passing in front of TV may cause the screen to moire. Women often feel a loss of libido, including a two-octave lowering of the voice, an increase in ankle hair, and perhaps the lowering of a testicle. If this happens, women should write a detailed description of their last three sexual encounters and mail it to me, Bob, Trailer Six, Fancyland Trailer Park, Encino, CA. Or E-mail me at hot-guy.com. Discontinue use immediately if you feel that your teeth are receiving radio broadcasts. You may experience "lumpy back" syndrome, but we are actively seeking a cure. Bloated fingertips on the heart-side hand are common. When finished with the dosage, be sure to allow plenty of "quiet time" in order to retrain the eye to move off stationary objects. Flotaion devices at sea will become pointless, as the user of this drug will develop a stone-like body density; therefore, if thrown over-board, contact your doctor. (This product may contain one or more of the following: bungee cord, plankton, rubber, crack cocaine, pork bladders, aromatic oils, gunpowder, corn husk, glue, bee pollen, dung, English muffin, poached eggs, ham, Hollandaise sauce, crushed saxophone reeds.) Sensations of levitation are illusory, as is the sensation of having a "phantom" third arm. User may experience certain inversions of language. Acceptable: "Hi, are how you?" Unacceptable: "The rain in Sprain slays blainly on the phsssst." Twenty minutes after taking the pills, you will feel an insatiable craving to take another dose. AVOID THIS WITH ALL YOUR POWER. It is advisable to have a friend handcuff you to a large kitchen appliance, ESPECIALLY ONE THAT WILL NOT FIT THROUGH THE DOORWAY TO WHERE THE PILLS ARE. You should also be out of reach of any weapon-like untensil with which you could threaten friends or family, who should also be briefed to not give you the pills, no matter how much you sweet-talk them.

    • Vaporizer upgrade...

      10 years ago

      SpiceyCarpet

      I upgraded the vaporizer with a much wider whip. It rules.

    • Bad ass ending...

      10 years ago

      SpiceyCarpet

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZlVTm_FW2c

      Cheesy start...

      Awesome ending.

      Don't fuck with the smart kids.

  • Comments (518)

    • DopeyLoc

      11 years ago

      How ya doin tonight spicey ?

    • SpiceyCarpet

      11 years ago

      I'm not sure how to reply.

    • DSchneider

      11 years ago

      I'm... not sure what to say.

    • Bunker_101

      11 years ago

      1) journal comment:
      *brain dies*

      2) Suisei Seki pic comment:
      Interesting... I hope you know that's a doll.

      3) furry pic comment:
      It was a fad some time back. I've still got mine up... the femme version was because of Zynoth gender-bending.
      It's on Deviantart... I don't have the link on hand.

    • SpiceyCarpet

      11 years ago

      Living large.

    • DopeyLoc

      11 years ago

      What's up Spicey ?


      How ya doin today bro ?

    • person327

      11 years ago

      its just a random thing idk LOL

    • SpiceyCarpet

      11 years ago

      I am seeking help, but your mother only seems to want to have sex.

    • Caboose

      11 years ago

      Might I suggest you seek help, you fucking sick and deranged moron!

    • DopeyLoc

      11 years ago

      Merry Christmas spicey smiley11.gif

    • DopeyLoc

      11 years ago

      Happy Hang over, merry mood swings, and Seasons greetings.


      Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, And every other holiday I'm forgetting.

      MERRY CHRISTMAS

    • SpiceyCarpet

      11 years ago

      Where should I be?

    • DopeyLoc

      11 years ago

      bro......I can't watch right now, but The threads are all gone.................and goddess Nakoma is askin bout ya too.........

    • LemonGoat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      it would be awesome if they did

    • SpiceyCarpet

      11 years ago

      You really think I should do a comic? I can write, but I am not a good artist...

    • Celestrial

      11 years ago

      Do a comic!

    • reygar

      11 years ago

      you sir are one fucking funny man.

    • Shoot_Here

      11 years ago

      pcs plz?

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      11 years ago

      hey dude...ever think of doing a comic?

    • Bamfreak

      11 years ago

      i want to ride him too! he's so fluffy ^_^ but why carrots?

    • aerfox

      11 years ago

      Indeed, I play with my tails

    • SpiceyCarpet

      11 years ago

      Pics of what?

    • Shoot_Here

      11 years ago

      pics please!

    • canipe2nrguy

      11 years ago

      i can just download the driver right?

    • Bamfreak

      11 years ago

      it's a pokemon called Mareep

    • Adobe_Wan

      11 years ago

      Dolphin boy?


    • SpiceyCarpet

      11 years ago

      I'm being a furry cat. How about you?

    • KamiShan

      11 years ago

      Its relieveing to find a furry!
      :)
      Whats up?

    • Bunker_101

      11 years ago

      Mezer believes that the Furry Cube will be the next sweeping meme/fad/bandwagon to jump on... or something...

    • Bunker_101

      11 years ago

      I suppose so, then...

      Hi!

    • nuntastic

      11 years ago

      i missed you by a millasecond i went to get a drink last night and ended up staying downstairs all last night ::frowns:: and you even came into the boob thread

    • camelcrapxp

      11 years ago

      fort myers florida O_O, i live in cape coral XD

    • nuntastic

      11 years ago

      :-) i'm happy to see you

    • SpiceyCarpet

      11 years ago

      Fort Myers.

    • DopeyLoc

      11 years ago

      Bro, where down here do ya live ?

      I stay in Zephyrhills.

    • nuntastic

      11 years ago

      I can school you, assault you and make you malted chocolate shakes with extra malt if you make me laugh

    • nuntastic

      11 years ago

      You got a name to Fisk Black, that means we could be cousins... and the comic was awesome

    • TheForge

      11 years ago

      www.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=605178
      you should meet this guy

    • SpiceyCarpet

      11 years ago

      I guess I am. Sure, why not.

    • aerfox

      11 years ago

      Ready for Uncharted?

    • nuntastic

      11 years ago

      nice man meat

    • aerfox

      11 years ago

      Check out my journal its about boobs

    • ghostmeat

      11 years ago

      i just spent the last ten minutes comtemplating what on earth a spicy carpet could be. and to tell you the truth, i dont think i want to know. DX

    • nuntastic

      11 years ago

      i assume this means i do not get a rain check... and so i go to work sad... well not really, but you shhould feel guilty

    • nuntastic

      11 years ago

      poke

    • aerfox

      11 years ago

      There was another sticker where it said What Would Buddha Do?

    • sexiBRITTANY

      11 years ago

      Slow down, I'm scared.
      Guy: No, this is fun.
      Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
      Guy: Then tell me you love me.
      Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
      Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
      Girl hugs him
      Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
      (in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

      If u love any one this much...let them know...before its too late... I love you 4 ever.....and always 2 the end....i cant live without ya.....b-cuz ur my friend..... Send this to 10 ppl in the next 5 min....and....u will get kissed on friday by the love of your life.... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.
      However, if u don t send this 2 @ least 10 ppl by at least 12:00 2nite u will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

    • SpiceyCarpet

      11 years ago

      I did some research on that. Interesting in deed.

    • Cechmanek

      11 years ago

      nope, real it's supposed to be "Sonovovich"; however, it sounded a lot like son of a bitch

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