Spider_Jonas

Male
from Elkton, MD

  • Activity

    • Noob Army

      10 years ago

      Spider_Jonas

      Team 1
      Captain............... Spider_Jonas
      Sergeant.............
      Lieutenant...........
      Private..............
      Service Aid...........

      Team 2
      Captain........... Spider_Jonas
      Sergeant.........
      Lieutenant......
      Private........ bbygirlx
      Service Aid..........


      Please join this army and together we will festroy all of those dumb ass noobs.

    • Softball Tonight

      10 years ago

      Spider_Jonas

      Well, I'm getting ready for my softball game tonight. We have the best softball team there is. Except when we face OakGrove which is like the second best team. Here in Maryland that is.

    • I don't know Why

      10 years ago

      Spider_Jonas

      I don't know why but I got this song stuck in my head. I LIKE IT A LOT.


      www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzsUOmqpaeg


      Listen to it please

    • We Need To Know

      10 years ago

      Spider_Jonas

      Tell us your honest answer.

      It's between Spider_Jonas and Rocker101

    • 1 More Day

      10 years ago

      Spider_Jonas

      People please comment on my pictures that'll my birthday gifts from you people.

      Tomorrow is my birthday. I'm turning 17.

    • King of Pop music

      10 years ago

      Spider_Jonas

      The king of pop music died today from a sudden heart attack. The king of pop music aka (Michael Jackson) really was a shocking death. He really was the king of pop music.

    • Tick-Tock by Chris Rice

      10 years ago

      Spider_Jonas

      Got our heels dug in
      But time is draggin’ us toward
      The time when time won’t matter anymore
      They say life is but a vapor
      Just a blip on a radar screen
      Not the dates on your tombstone
      But the dash in between
      There’s just today, that’s all we got
      There’s just today, that’s all we got

      Tick-tock, the past is locked
      The future’s far away
      You can’t go back, you can’t hurry it up
      You gotta learn to live today
      Tick-tock, it’s now o’clock
      The little hand is ours
      The second hand sweeps us around
      And the Big Hand has the power
      The Big Hand has the power

      Well am I livin’ or am I dyin’
      Will the world get another day?
      I hear a baby cryin’, and I pluck out another gray
      I’m always talkin’ about a change
      But talkin’s all I’ve done
      I’m gonna start tomorrow
      But tomorrow never comes
      There’s just today, that’s all we got
      There’s just today, that’s all we got

      Tick-tock, the past is locked
      The future’s far away
      You can’t go back, you can’t hurry it up
      You gotta learn to live today
      Tick-tock, it’s now o’clock
      The little hand is ours
      The second hand sweeps us around
      And the Big Hand has the power
      The Big Hand has the power

      Always runnin’ late
      Don’t procrastinate
      Leavin’ in a hurry
      Life is rollin’ on
      Give me just a second
      Wait another minute
      Sleep another hour
      See another day dawn
      Call you next week
      See you in a month
      Celebrate a season
      Now another year’s gone
      Well there goes a decade, a century, millenium
      And here comes eternity, eternity, eternity
      Here comes eternity, eternity
      What’s up with eternity?

      Tick-tock, the past is locked
      The future’s far away
      You can’t go back, you can’t hurry it up
      You gotta learn to live today
      Tick-tock, it’s now o’clock
      The little hand is ours
      The second hand sweeps us around
      And the Big Hand has the power
      The Big Hand has the power

    • I hate my dog.

      10 years ago

      Spider_Jonas

      Alright, I absolutely hate my dog. Why, because I had to chase him down a pretty big long street for five minutes long. I took him down to the mailbox to get the mail. I figured why not run with the dog dogs like running RIGHT? wrong. My stupid dog (puggle) is the kind of dog I have.

      What I'm trying to say is don't run with your dogs unless you're ready to CHASE them down a big long wide street.

    • WE EXTEND FARTHER

      10 years ago

      Spider_Jonas

      THEN YOU WILL EVER KNOW.

      WE STRIKE QUICKLY, AND WITHOUT MERCY.

      SORRY TO SAY DRUMPLAYER.
      BUT WE SAID NOT TO COME BACK.

      THEREFORE.

      NOW, YOU ARE FUCKED.

      WE WILL FIND YOU, ALWAYS.

      WE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU.


      This account hacked by the best.

    • Join Me

      10 years ago

      Spider_Jonas

      Join me for world domination. We need to get rid of users off of here that don't know anything about it. Please join me. Thank you.

  • Comments (634)

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      sup faggots
      party moved over here

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/comments/?uid=766111

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

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    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      to pedo bear?!!!?!! oh teh noez!

    • Wolf_Soul

      10 years ago

      Spider_Jonas in: Fevenge of the Fallen


      Coming soon!

      O.O

    • techskater

      10 years ago

      I'm sure we can talk but lets send personal messages. - Stupid_Jonas, to xAshleyx


      Let's not. After reviewing some of your personal messages with other girls, I would like to inform you that your activities are disgusting and illegal. And if someone with more authority then I were to read them, you'd start to grow fur and ears and in about a year, your personal appearance will be much closer to this

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      Therefore, I suggest you cease and desist your explicit messages with members of the female gender. Stick with guys. We all know you have much more experience with the guys than the girls. smiley8.gif

    • Nyrb

      10 years ago

      So i heard you're into same sex relationships...

      I know a few gay guys, I could hook you up if you like...

    • techskater

      10 years ago

      XDDDD

      Patrolling /b/

      Found This

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

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    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      dude your story makes me laugh. too bad you're gay.

    • techskater

      10 years ago

      It's quiet.. Too quiet.

      I DO NOT TAKE ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS ANY LONGER.

      You never took them in the first place. You were offering yourself up. Thats like telling someone you'll suck their dick, and saying that you're the one who got the blowjob.

      YOU CAN NEVER TRUST ANYBODY.

      Sure you can. You'll just get butt fucked for it.

      I'LL GET YOU FAGGOTTS BACK TRUST ME.

      We're not the ones who drew pictures and wrote poems expressing your undying love... For a man. You're the faggot, not any of us.

      And I'll be sure to watch that spam filter... Cause the only way you can "get us back" is by signing us up for random German scheize porn sites.

      I hope you enjoy these little treats we left you as much as we did leaving them for you. In particular, the journal comment in which I explain that I tried to warn you that this would happen, but you got your dick bitten off in the end.

      Tsk tsk. Listen to people next time. And don't send messages like that to my girlfriend ever again. Lest she'll have to kick your ass.

    • Weasellope

      10 years ago

      I heard you and this guy have something in common.
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    • techskater

      10 years ago

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    • techskater

      10 years ago

      in reply to Euronymous

      Spider Crotch
      Spider Crotch
      Making Jonas his beotch
      Blows a web, every time,
      in his face, that load flies
      Watch out, Jonas, here cums the spider crotch

    • megafire

      10 years ago

      Hmm, seems like you had quite the interesting week.

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

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      I SEE HIM

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    • techskater

      10 years ago

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    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

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    • zoggles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Hai bro, I was wondering if you wanna try online dating. Lord knows it's a difficult path, but by jingle, I think we've got what it takes.

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

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      Post edited 7/03/09 12:12AM

    • RobbyMac217

      10 years ago

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      You know you want to.

    • foxfriend

      10 years ago

      o my gosh you have it so bad... don't listen to them they are being jerks...

    • breakXbreak

      10 years ago

      Hey bro. Don't let these people get you down bro. I get it. You be who you wanna be.

      Post edited 7/02/09 10:48PM

    • techskater

      10 years ago

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    • FadingLight

      10 years ago

      Hey. I am a dude. Think we have a chance at romance?

    • InsaneChurch

      10 years ago

      It might be wiser to see everyone on the same level. You can't be a "bigger" person and if you see yourself as one you're only deluding yourself.

      I'm not instructing you(at all, really) to manipulate anyone, either. Be sincere with whatever you do.

    • InsaneChurch

      10 years ago

      I wouldn't say should but you could. I wouldn't suggest lying though.

      IMO stands for "in my opinion".

      You know, you're only as big as the things that make you angry.

    • InsaneChurch

      10 years ago

      Because you've revealed that you were merely seeking freedom through submission.

      IMO, when someone apologizes they should mean it.

    • InsaneChurch

      10 years ago

      You should.

    • InsaneChurch

      10 years ago

      Don't talk to me again. I will get you for this.

      I will not leave this website. If I do I will come back and haunt you the rest of your lives.


      You do realize that you completely hollowed out your own apology?

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      No problem.

    • darten

      10 years ago

      Then, not than.

      Grammar please.

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      :/

      Here, I made a journal, maybe you'll feel slightly better.

      Post edited 7/02/09 6:55PM

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      Perhaps.

      But you sexually harass women. What do you deserve?

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      Good luck with that.

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      I can't help that Euro and I have a connection.

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      I guess my response was open to misinterpretation.

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      I'm cool, thanks.

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      A group for what?

    • invertedcoma

      10 years ago

      Congratulations sir, I would shake your hand if I could but alas this is the internet.

      Have bowl of Fail for your accomplishments
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    • Wolf_Soul

      10 years ago

      Dude... You got e-dumped... EPICALLY FAILED!!!

      XD

    • sparta704

      10 years ago

      Hey, wanna go out with me? I'm a 72 year old guy pretending to be 16 f where ever you want for lulz.

    • sesshomaru55

      10 years ago

      LOL. Nice job being a homosexual over the internet.

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      We all do at some point.

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      Yes, I am.

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      If you truly mean that, then you're forgiven.

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      Sith is one of my best friends, it would have been wrong of him to not inform me of the situation.

      That's what friends do, they protect each other.

    • monheadman

      10 years ago

      17 year-old male from Elkton, MD
      First......I'm taken by sithhead2
      Second..... Please respect my girlfriend and me
      Third......... Comment/message me first before adding me as a friend

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      My beautiful girlfriend. Respect her please.
    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      Also, I love how you blatently ignored your own creepiness and your own faults.

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      Quickest rebound ever.

      But good luck with that.

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