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13 years agoSpnkThMonkey
25 things to do in Wal-Mart
1. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.
2.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
4.Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.
5.As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
6.Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene.
7.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
8. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
9.When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
10.Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples).
11.Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
12. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
13.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
14. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
15.Two words: Marco Polo.
16.When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'.
17.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to
your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."
18.Put M&M's on layaway.
19.While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
20.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say "PICK ME, PICK ME".
21.Throw many bouncing balls down an aisle saying " Go Go Pickachu".
22.Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
23.Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!
24.Hold indoor shopping cart races.
25.Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
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