Staan

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from The Beehive, Calgary, AB

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    • Mutha fucka!

      12 years ago

      Staan

      Hello, you sons of bitches, daughters of bastards, and Geoff.

      First things first: I'm back.

      "So soon?" you ask.

      Yes ma'am. Gun shot wound to the thigh. A little bit to the left and I'd be dead. Apparently it's a good tactic to send the navy to do infantry work. I've been there done that before, so I'm good.

      But yeah. I'm high on morphine. mmm. Sweet, sweet morphine.

    • Dispatch

      12 years ago

      Staan

      Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm being dispatched to the sandbox in two days. You won't hear from me for anywhere from 2 weeks, to 9 months. Or, possibly never again. I hope for the former.

    • The world is... wait, what?

      in Forums > The world is... wait, what? | Follow this topic

      Staan

      The Flat Earth Society is a group of people dedicated to proving that our planet Earth is, in fact, flat.

      I've had people bitching at me "NO! THE WORLD IS NOT FLAT! IT'S ROUND! IT IS A CIRCLE! IT SHOWS IN ALL THE PICTURES!!!"

      That's the point. We at The Flat Earth Society believe that it's a giant conspiracy. The United Nations want us to think that it's a round planet. They don't want us to know what's really out there.

      You may say "But you can fly around the earth" Maybe you fly to the end of the earth, and it goes all pac-man on your ass and swings you on over to the other side of Earth.

      I don't actually think this. But if everything exists only in ones mind, as the teachings of Buddha suggest, then how will we ever know if the earth is truly round?

      It's a truly interesting concept to say that the earth is flat. If you go into the forums, you'll find a lot of arguments for and against the flat earth theory. Most of the arguments against are repetitive, contradictory of themselves, or irrelevant. There is one person who asks us to explain why satellites travel around the earth. We tell him they don't. He also said "Explain GPS satellites" Which has nothing to do with the shape of the earth. In fact, it would make MORE sense for this to be an argument for the flat earth theory, suggesting that we can always no where we are, and the data only travels in a straight line, and cannot travel trough earth, THUS the satellites are over head at all times.

      GPS has to go in a straight line purely because it works off of triangulation, and the Pythagorean Theorem. The Pythagorean Theorem states that in a right-angle triangle, A2+B2=C2. Triangulation uses a series of measurements (Angle "A", Angle "B" and the distance between Point "A" and point "B" to find the distance between the exact middle of measurement Point A-B and an object. As seen here:
      Triangulation.jpg

      He asks us to explain radio satellites, TV satellites, Etc. All these things transmit anywhere, any time. They travel in straight lines (Particularly GPS) and thus, in theory, the world is flat.

      Like I said, I don't believe this, but I've mapped this all out mathematically. There is one BIG hole in that theory up there. I'm not going to say it. I'll wait till someone notices it.

      Now then, instead of using my knowledge to "prove" Pointless shit, it's back to homework for me.

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    • Halo theories

      in Forums > Halo theories | Follow this topic

      Staan

      Okay, post your theories for the future of halo gameplay/storyline/characters etc here.

      Here is mine. Why yes, it is long-winded. oh, and it's a little... here-and there... but..... it kinda works out in the end. I have more bits to add. when i think of them. I also decided to say eff that to actual names of places.

      The covenenant, before they were the huge conglomerate of races we now know, when they were all Profit like, used to worship the Forerunners.(Fore meaning before or first, runners meaning that they have a track that things follow in. the Forerunners were the first race in the universe to become technologically advanced.) Now, the covenant worshipped the Forerunners because of their technology, as we see mirrored in real life here on earth in many places, most famously, the desert place with animal drawings that can only be seen from the sky, and when they came across the actual covenant home world, they did not wipe out the race, instead, they had Mercy(1)*remember these numbers, they come into play.* anyways, Forerunners had Mercy, and technology. they formed an alliance with the pre-covenant, and spread the technology knowledge.

      Together, they formed a conglomerate of races throughout the universe now known solely as the Covenant. In secret, before he had his current position, the Prophet of Truth rallied all the races, save the Forerunners, against, you know who, the forerunners. The Forerunners and the seperatist Covenant waged war for many years, during which the Forerunners began to Regret(2) sharing their knowledge. Further still into the war, the Forerunners developed a way of enhancing themselves which involved taking over their own minds with a parasite.They also created structures throughout the galaxy that would DESTROY all sentient creatures. originally, these were created as a weapon against the Covenant, but when the enhancements got out of hand, they had to turn the halos against everything, including themselves. The Forerunners escaped to a planet that was directly in the center of a ring of the 7 Halos, from which they could remotley initiate the sequence of events that would destroy all life in the universe (BREATHE) moving on.

      On this planet (now known as Earth) they built a structure underground that could not be penetrated by the... uhm.... *haven't thought this part through yet* high pitched sound that makes heads pop. *cough* The Covenant by this point had caught onto this plot, and, thinking it was to destroy them personally, built a facility similar to this. The Forerunners saw that exploring throughout the universe will not ever end well, so they moved all they're technology into the facility known as the Arc (notice anything? Noahs ark, the Flood?! destroyed all life, except what was on the arc?) and as the generations continued, it was illegal to give any knowledge to the younger generations of the old technology.

      Meanwhile, back at the covenant place, the attempted Arc like thing failed in most parts, except a few select areas. most of the covenant races were completely wiped out. all that remained were three original "pre-covenant" (two of which knew not of what had been going on, and why they built the facility, the third knew all of what has happened. he knew the Truth(3)) a few Elites, Grunts, and hunters. as well, all their technology remained.

      You know those numbers? 1:prophet of Mercy. 2:Prophet of Regret 3: Prophet of Truth. you know how 3 didn't give a rat's ass if Mercy and Regret died? it's cuz they stood for what the forerunners, now humans, once stood for. You know how the master chief is refered to as the Reclaimer by 343 Guilty Spark? you know how he knows how to use the Forerunner buttons and such? in the modification process all the spartans went through, i think it brought out the old knowledge. instinctively.

      now, and this is to support my "flood created by forerunners" theory, how would THEY be able to use forerunner technology? such as the sentinel beam? why are they ONLY found on Halos until they are found by other races?

      THOUSANDS of years later, when humans have once again been out and about in the universe, colonizing planets and *beep* when who should happen upon them, but the Covenant. the covenant know these are the previous forerunners, and attack immediatly. blah. Shit goes down, yeah? spartans board the ship, one gets killed, the others destroy the covenant ship from the inside. *YAY* *remember, this was in the first book* The covenant take most races in, not wipe them out.

      Now, i completely forget where the mjolnir armour came from, i'm not sure it even said, but i think there is a government coverup that at area 51 they have actually discovered part of the Arc, and THAT is where the Mjolnir armour came from. Well, that is to say, the original MODEL came from. since they had elaborated on it and stuff. this is also where they got the hyperspace drive, and the original technology to create "instant" cloned body parts, and, in turn, AI's.

      And i've got this strange feeling that somewhere down in the Arc, there will be something similar to 343 Guilty Spark and the like. Not sure what now, but there will definitely be something.


      Notes supporting my theories:
      Paragraph one.
      - Forerunners are advanced race. Further than the covenant.
      - Fore is defined as “Located at or toward the front; forward. Earlier in order of occurrence; former.â€Â
      - Runner is defined in botany as “A slender creeping stem that puts forth roots from nodes spaced at intervals along its lengthâ€Â
      - Nazca lines depict an alien race coming to earth.


      Post edited 11/19/06 6:45PM

      22 replies

    • Contest update

      12 years ago

      Staan

      Okay, as nobody listened to the rules or posted properly, the contest has been discontinued. I might start again in a while.

    • Army

      12 years ago

      Staan

      Well, They were looking to switch people from the navy and air force to foot soldiers, and so i volunteered myself. They ranked me equivalent to my previous rank (petty officer first class). So my new rank is Warrant Officer. sounds cooler than Petty Officer to me.... Meh. Any ways, it's pretty rockin', i have had a two redbulls today, so i'm really shitting hyper. JAVALOL! Soooooooo Yeah! i am now in the Canadian Army. :D:D:D:D:D:D LOLARMY!

      Though, i miss our dress uniform... oh well, i still have mine. ^^

    • What would you kill for?

      in Forums > What would you kill for? | Follow this topic

      Staan

      If you were to be commisioned into killing someone, or a bunch of people, what would you expect to recieve as payment?

      Alternatively, what would you pay to have someone killed?

      And the final alternative question; what would you want someone to pay to have you whacked?

      Me? I'd want to assure protection for anyone and everyone i care about, as well as a choco-bar. i'm REALLY craving one...
      And would pay someone in rubber duckies to off someone... tried that once... couldn't get all the ducks together... :P

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    • Transfer

      12 years ago

      Staan

      I'm in the navy, and thinking about getting into the Canadian Marines. I want more action. We don't do much in this "war" but i like my squad. there was one time we went on land, it was a desperate mission, and we won it. So i'm gonna go to the Special forces or the Marines.

    • Guitar destroying

      in Forums > Guitar destroying | Follow this topic

      Staan

      I've recently come into possesion of an old acoustic. (That is to say, my drummer got it off his dad) and it's falling apart because it's super old. in a literal way. there were plastic bits flying around. We need some creative ways to do bad things to it.

      Things that we already have set up are:
      Torching it.
      Smashing it.

      We don't have access to cars... or anything similar.

      What can you give us?

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    • What do Americans think of Canadians?

      in Forums > What do Americans think of Canadians? | Follow this topic

      Staan

      If you're Canadian like me you're probably aware of all the anti-american sentiment (however much hot air it is) floating around our land (for Americans here is the lowdown on all that in a nut shell: We like you on an individual basis and different people. But as a country we lean towards the stereotype of you being overtly patriotic, and slightly ignorant to the affairs and peoples of foreign countries (Canadians please post your own opinion or evaluation of my explanation towards americans)).

      What I and/or we, as canadians don't know, is what Americans really think of Canadians and Canada (other than a great place to escape the draft smiley4.gif )?

      Here's you're chance to say what you really think of us crazy canucks. I'm looking for, to an extent, well educated opinions that reflect the opinion of most people in your area.

      Please note that Canadians don't actually hate americans. We just make fun of your stereotype.

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  • About Me

  • Comments (56)

    • coston89

      12 years ago

      Whrer are you man?

    • TKdademon

      12 years ago

      COME BACK!

    • TKdademon

      12 years ago

      Did the soul selling thread just get deleted?

      Nope someone just fucked it up somehow.

      Post edited 2/25/07 2:16PM

    • coston89

      12 years ago

      pretty cool.

    • Coleor

      12 years ago

      how can you be welsh and canadian? Isnt that like having a double negetive?

    • Nando

      12 years ago

      I R 1337.
      And I havent used more then 30 for over an year

    • Nando

      12 years ago

      This one

    • Nando

      12 years ago

      This page is broken.

    • Coleor

      12 years ago

      thanks for the add, and I agree wholeheartedly with atsans post here at the bottom

    • Coleor

      12 years ago

      Thanks for the defence man, pretty pissed NEZ ate my soul though. Think im going to launch a public awareness campaign just to ensure it doesnt happen again....

    • stu666

      12 years ago

      please vote for me here

    • 31337_man

      12 years ago

      Here's the guy who negged you, so you can stop blaming me, you damned fool.

    • Atsan

      12 years ago

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    • Atsan

      12 years ago

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    • Atsan

      12 years ago

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    • Lost_Shadow

      12 years ago

      so who's account is it?

    • nodhawk

      12 years ago

      Hey just a question could you be a sniper with glasses?

    • Atsan

      12 years ago

      NEZeni is an idiot :P

    • nodhawk

      12 years ago

      Hey I need you to do a little favor if you dont mind. I need you to go to my journal and answer the question and get your friends as well. It is for a project. Thanks.

    • thekingbeav

      12 years ago

      Why didnt you finish up?

      PS. I love the pic. That's like the best thing ever. lol. i love this thread. so nice....

    • thekingbeav

      12 years ago

      You were pretty close. It's the Junior Reserve Officers Training Corps.

      It's a spin off of ROTC, and started 90 years ago in Virginia. ROTC is an offering in college that gives you advanced military training, while you are still in school. It is very popular because the military pays for you to go to school. Your way of paying them back is immeadiatly upon graduation you are required to serve in the respective branch for 4 years active or I believe 6-8 years reserve.

      After that the spinoff JROTC was formed. This is an offering similiar but for high school students. Obviously, in accordince with school rules of all sorts we do not conduct any military training. Our classes cover the human brain, war history, geography, civics, map reading, leadership, and other similiar subjects. It is however still a paramilitary program, so we have a chain of command and all. However we do have extracurricular activities in which we can shot, compete physically, summer camps on military bases, drill team, saber team, and color guards. It's a load of fun and it's a juspstart for either High Scool > Military or High School > ROTC > Military or even other. Less than 1% actually join the military. But 97% do go to college.

    • thekingbeav

      12 years ago

      Thanx. I really don't usually mean anything I say personally. It's just when someone disagrees with me or whatever I tend to go after them with full force trying to gain back my pride. Sometimes I over trample in the process. I appologize for any malstress I may have caused.

      Meh. Ehehehrm! *clears throught* I uhhhh..... well.........theres no really simple way to put this........well.......im in........JROTC

    • thekingbeav

      12 years ago

      Proved me wrong. lol. +1

    • nodhawk

      12 years ago

      I am in the training in going to the Army(most likely). Still have to go to college but after that plans to be in Signal Intel.

    • nodhawk

      12 years ago

      Hey Staan how is the sharpshooting going?

    • hypeserver

      12 years ago

      No problem I do my best to recommend advise and answer questions since staff and mods usually are working and don't have time to.

    • hypeserver

      12 years ago

      Yes, after I reread your comment I noticed you couldn't find the file either. I retried my search and lost the link I'll try again later or tomarrow after I get my homework done.

    • hypeserver

      12 years ago

      I actually do not currently have a link to the font, but you can go to google and search in 'Jenkins 2.0' or 'Jenkins 2.0 Font' and you should be able to find the font on any of those links.

    • hypeserver

      12 years ago

      Rooster Teeth uses Jenkins 2.0 font in their logos also a lot of times staff members won't respond to questions unless they've known the person for a considerably long time. Also never ask a staff member how you get their award, if you can have their award, or if/how you can be their friend.

    • stu666

      12 years ago

      could you vote for me here please

    • stu666

      12 years ago

      hello i'm having a funny picture contest the prize is 30mods because i don't had many mods but it will go up if you donate

    • Rasta_Bob

      12 years ago

      sorry, cant give you much details as of now due to unfair advantages......the only details given is in the journal

    • Rasta_Bob

      12 years ago

      lol, sorry, no wins by default

    • Rasta_Bob

      12 years ago

      well i am gonna post a journal in a couple hours getting peoples opinion on what they want it to be.....so for now, when the journal comes, just post what you'd like the contest to consist of....and the best couple ideas will win

      (im having a major contest and mini ones on the side)

    • Rasta_Bob

      12 years ago

      Gary Larson made the polar bear thing

    • stu666

      12 years ago

      hey you should watch this guy mod giveaways man tlynd03

    • stu666

      12 years ago

      hey how you going

    • armyboi04

      12 years ago

      any certain level? as long as it is a clear picture, i dont care, i can get started now if you find them within 5 mins, otherwise it'll be tomorrow or monday

    • armyboi04

      12 years ago

      preferably more than 800x600, but it will only be a small area i am cutting out so as long as it isnt a thumbnail, any decent sized picture will do...other wise ill just go on google and find a better one if it is too small, but it's better this way i suppose

    • luggagegirl

      12 years ago

      Yup. There is ta. *looks mysterious*

      Hehehe, no, just because you only have 11 friends. I interpreted that as you being selective about the weirdos you befriend over the net!! Perhaps there are other possible interpretations now I come to think of it... but they didn't occur to me at the time.

    • luggagegirl

      12 years ago

      I'm honoured. smiley8.gifsmiley0.gif

    • armyboi04

      12 years ago

      ok, if you can find five pictures of rappers, quite large, with some neck showwing, then i will make a rapper wars picture for you

      host them on photobucket or something, so i can get them easily, they must be good quality.

    • armyboi04

      12 years ago

      i could but there are two things...

      1) rapper wars.... the name would be hard to make as i would need P's
      2) i dont like rap lol, and therefore dont know anything about it!

    • Dman82

      12 years ago

      I think thats pretty much everywhere on here sadly.

    • Dman82

      12 years ago

      Well at least you took it all back I'll at least give you that.

    • Dman82

      12 years ago

      Congratulations you are the newest recipient of my award:

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      Here's some advice for you.

      1.) If the mods lock one of you're threads, leave it alone and don't escalate it any further.

      2.) This isn't MySpace. We have rules here and the mods are there to make sure the site is user-friendly. So let them do their job and quit being a bitch about how they do things here.

    • nodhawk

      12 years ago

      Hey I sent a message to Kat I hope this problem will get solved here soon.

    • nodhawk

      12 years ago

      I am going to send a message to the RT staff about this problem here.

    • nodhawk

      12 years ago

      Dude WTF you got both threads locked. That is abuse of MOD powers if you ask me. They are suppose to allow us to express our self.

    • nodhawk

      12 years ago

      What? how dose that count as locking a thread?

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