Steffasaurus

Female
from Portland, ME

  • Activity

    • 730 Project - July 18th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.18.11. Steff and Mom. At Mom's house. Feta, spinach, and sundried tomato bagel with crackers and cheese and a side of tomatoes and cukes.

      G-Rated

    • 730 Project - July 17th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.17.11. Steff and Jeffrey Remick. At Jeffrey's house (on Longfellow Square, in Portland, ME). Jeffrey: Whole Foods food bar food; Steff: multigrain cuke and avocado sushi.

      "Blossom in the trees you know how I feel . . ."

    • 730 Project - July 16th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.16.11. Steff and Jeffrey Remick. At Otto's (in Portland, ME). Jeffrey: white bean, roasted tomato, herb, and red flake pizza; Steff: butternut squash-ricotta-cranberry pizza.

      Dough, Sauce, Cheese, Bliss.

    • Fact is Better

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

      Sally the Ice Cream Savior


      I don’t know what it is, but there’s something on my face that screams, “PLEASE HASSLE ME” when I’m shopping at my local grocery store. Apparently I give off a vibe I wasn’t aware of it, but it seems that more and more often do people (that I don’t know) approach me in stores to ask me about products. Where they’re located, what I recommend, which I’ve tried before, etc. It’s very strange.

      Recently it happened in the freezer aisle. It took everything I had not to drop the, “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I’M THE MOTHERFLIPPIN’ AUTHOR OF THE ICE CREAM THEORY. OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT” line.

      *as I’m standing in front of the Ben & Jerry’s display I’m mildly distracted by a frantic and loudly babbling mother opening and closing the freezer doors with her young son in tow*
      Crazy-Eyed Mom: “I just don’t know! I DON’T KNOW. Let’s ask this lady . . . she looks like she knows what she’s doing.”
      *Hesitantly, I look over at them as they begin to approach me.*
      Crazy-Eyed Mom: “Sally?”
      *I furrow my brow and begin to explain that I’m not who they think I am. The woman quickly cuts me of.*
      Crazy-Eyed Mom: “I don’t know your name so I’m gonna call you Sally. Sally, listen, I need to feed a baseball team and I don’t know what to get.”
      Me: “Ohhhkay.”
      Crazy-Eyed Mom: “But it’s not just a baseball team y’know. It’s like all those baseball kids’ brothers and sisters, too. What am I supposed to do, hunh?! WHAT AM I. SUPPOSED. TO DO?!”
      Me: “Buy a big tub of ice cream and let the kids go to town?”
      *the little boys eyes light up and he nods vigorously*
      Crazy-Eyed Mom: “No.” *the little boy deflates* “Listen, I don’t wanna be breakin’ the bank on this, y’know? I don’t wanna hafta take out a second mortgage or nothin’ just to feed this kids some ice cream.”
      Me: “Well, then, to be honest, I’d go with the drumsticks. Or the choco-tacos. Or freezepops. Those are all things they sell on an ice cream truck which means they’re guaranteed to be cheap treats kids will like. And if you get the drumsticks over there” *I walk over and point directly at the box* “you’ll get eight in a box for three dollars. That’s a pretty good deal.”
      Crazy-Eyed Mom: “Wait! Where is it? Where is it? Where? Where’s it located?”*she frantically begins ripping open freezer doors looking for the box I had just clearly pointed at. Eventually she locates it.* “This is a pretty good deal this is. Yeah. We’re gonna go with this. Thanks.”
      *I smile politely and start walking away.*
      Crazy-Eyed Mom: “What was your name, hon?”
      Me: “Steff.”
      Crazy-Eyed Mom: “Steff. Oh! Of course. You know, you look like a Sally though.”
      Me: “ . . . have a great day.”
      *As I walk away I can hear the woman say to her son, “Wow, that Sally lady seemed to know her stuff about ice cream, hunh?”*


      Lady, you have no idea.

      True story!

      Further proof that fact is better than fiction.

    • 730 Project - July 15th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.15.11. Steff. At home. Another burrito (filled with leftover refried beans, rice, tomatoes, guacamole, and a green enchilada sauce) with a side of salsa.

      M04r Burr1705?!

    • 730 Project - July 14th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.14.11. Steff. At home. A burrito (filled with refried beans, rice, cabbage, tomatoes, guacamole, and a green enchilada sauce), blue chips, and limes.

      Obsession? Or Research?

    • 730 Project - July 13th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.13.11. Steff. At Mom's house. Butternut squash ravioli with an olive oil and Parmesan sauce.

      No-Violi's

    • 730 Project - July 12th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.12.11. Steff and Jeffrey Remick. At Otto's (in Portland, ME). Jeffrey: mushroom-ricotta pizza; Steff: butternut squash, ricotta, cranberry pizza.

      The Bar of Chocolate

    • 730 Project - July 11th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.11.11. Steff (not pictured: Mom and Cari). At Mom's house. Grilled cheese on "When Pigs Fly" jalapeno and pineapple bread with tortilla chips and pico de gallo.

      Swaggah Jaggah

    • 730 Project - July 10th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.10.11. Steff, Cari, and Jeffrey Remick. At Otto's (in Portland, ME). Jeffrey: mushroom-cauliflower pizza; Steff: mushroom-ricotta pizza; Cari: chicken, asiago, spinach pizza.

      A Best Day

  • Comments (1244)

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Good morning.

    • L0gan

      12 years ago

      I'm thinking about becoming a lesbian.

      Interested in the position of lover?


      ... I thought you already were? or is the fact that the hottest people always swing for the same team theory all wrong?

    • daruma

      12 years ago

      Babe, you have no idea...

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      12 years ago

      It's only a joke. Honest.

      I'm not a douchebag all the time smiley1.gif

    • beckyfruit

      12 years ago

      im from mass, but i moved to south carolina, too much in denial to change it back... it makes me major sad!
      ive been gone for about a year now(which is why i didnt make boston*sad face*)

    • blargzilla

      12 years ago

      That last post was actually meant only for the eyes of Nick, for the sake of randomness.

      I'ma go do something now kbai

    • SteveDPirate

      12 years ago

      Yeah.. John Mayer makes me think of You and You make me think of John Mayer/Sherwood etc...

      also, WTF at Blarg?

    • blargzilla

      12 years ago

      Nick (SteveDPirate) wants to know if you'd care for some hot, sweaty, passionate, naked butt love.

      Post edited 7/25/07 10:17PM

    • AidanJames

      12 years ago

      Neil's journal just made me miss Toronto, thus you, and thus your voice.

      ...I feel the lack.

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      ...And now I feel like crap. Sorry kiddo

      *hugs* smiley12.gif

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

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      "Im facing the ceiling alone in the dark, remembering all the things which have left a mark"

      Post edited 7/25/07 3:18PM

    • Deock

      12 years ago

      Aaron needs help, read latest journal to get details. Anything is welcomed. smiley1.gif

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      "Everything it seems I like is a little bit stronger, a little bit thicker, a little bit harmful for me. If I should buy jellybeans....."

      Post edited 7/25/07 11:11AM

    • Duste

      12 years ago

      Come to the sports Bar already!

    • amber

      12 years ago

      of course i am! even if it means i have to take a train and bus to the airport just to pick you up!
      i'll make matt sleep on the couch and you can have the bed with me, yes?

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      I better not put the pic up of him and jon running with their legs tied then smiley0.gif

      Are you working tonight?

    • SteveDPirate

      12 years ago

      Seriously.. I love you so damned much.. you don't even really know..

    • daruma

      12 years ago

      It's not a contest!! smiley4.gif

    • JeffSon

      12 years ago

      Then it's very cool that you two get along so well.

      Awesome, even.

    • daruma

      12 years ago

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      miss you

    • JeffSon

      12 years ago

      Depends. I had three sisters so I wasn't really allowed to abuse anyone. You can begin to figure out which side of the equation I was on then...

      That being said, I solved the problem by simply deciding which ones were worth continuing to talk to.

    • JeffSon

      12 years ago

      I'd never judge you for abusing your sister...

    • JeffSon

      12 years ago

      It's not so much a test as a getting a feel for a new friend. 'Twas a bit odd to be "approached" by an attractive young woman out of the blue like that. Doesn't happen that often these days...

      Where'd ya find the shirt?

      That sounds a lot better than my "Thank you for minding your own F#$%ing business" pro-smoking T-shirt...

    • amber

      12 years ago

      i miss your kiss.

    • SteveDPirate

      12 years ago

      I srsly <3 you way more now that I know from your own lips that you don't possess a wang.. I was really thinking you didn't but now that it's certain.. way better.


      trufax: I was once knocked unconcious whilst playing mini golf on my birthday.

    • blargzilla

      12 years ago

      Damnit, Steff!

      I watched Smexy ‘Saurus and Scandalous Snax again and now I have a craving for Snowballs.

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      12 years ago

      chicken salad? what about this famous potato salad I've been hearing so much about?

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      dance!

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      You have no idea how good that sounds.

      Really.

      Come over?

    • SteveDPirate

      12 years ago

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      Miles...

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      Coltrane (Coal Train?)

    • Phoenixrage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      booooo bad timing! I'm in Florida august 1-5th for a wedding. Stay in Boston for half a week 'til I get back from there and then like the Cap we can make it happen ^_^

    • JeffSon

      12 years ago

      There.

      I'm online now.

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    • BritPop

      12 years ago

      to bad you cant massage either.


      anyways. later. till again so distant.

      thanks for the compliments

    • JeffSon

      12 years ago

      I do lurk from time to time, but mostly on accident.

      I also hate to admit that the first one was kind of a test to see if you'd stick around after it was done. I've had quite a few people lately become "best friends" until I sketch something out for them, then they disappear into the sunset without so much as a "Later, dude."

      It's getting increasingly difficult for me to figure out who I should commit the time and attention necessary to produce first-class, tribute-worthy artwork to.

      The first one I did for you was nice, but it's nothing compared to the one I'm currently working on...bigsmile.png

    • SteveDPirate

      12 years ago

      Hey.. I am headed to bed.. because I apparently signed up for an extra day of torture/work and need my sleep... I'll most likely talk to you tomorrow at some point though..

    • SteveDPirate

      12 years ago

      That's entirely unfair to said girl..

    • BritPop

      12 years ago

      fucking dirty? talk to the irish spring at my side.

      immmm fairy fucked up, im playing this wonderous computer game called alpha centari


      how thew liver killing going lately

    • JeffSon

      12 years ago

      The bad news is that I scrapped your first drawing.

      The good news is that I drew a new one. Now I just have to find the impetus to finish it...

    • SteveDPirate

      12 years ago

      heh, I am not the one who swears to be artsy..

    • BritPop

      12 years ago

      whats up smexican.

    • Phoenixrage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      New Englanders have to stick together, specially because the rest of the country gets uppity about how small our individual states are. SCREW YOU, ALASKA! SCREW YOU, CALIFORNIA! SCREW YOU, TE-.... *realizing RvB headquarters if Texas*... SIMMER DOWN, TEXAS!

      Next party is sometime next week ;) I'll post up pics from last night's party before I head to bed (20hr party that's still going on, well, sort of... you'll see in my journal later ^_^)

      smiley12.gif ^_^

    • JeffSon

      12 years ago

      Hewwo.

      Want the good news or the bad...?

    • SteveDPirate

      12 years ago

      Comfortable by John Mayer = love..

    • SteveDPirate

      12 years ago

      Yeah.. pretty much all of sherwood is fantastic.. which is why it's such a sad/happy song selection.

    • Duste

      12 years ago

      I blame you, as my Irish mind wanders farther than a blind man in the desert after a drink.
      Or maybe it was me....


      ...
      THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION!
      Road trip!

    • daruma

      12 years ago

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    • squall_born

      12 years ago

      nice! apparently there was more after that but i must have turned away.

    • elebellybear

      12 years ago

      Thanks for coming to RvBTO
      . Unlike Thundera I just have words to offer. It makes mine looks so sad. smiley6.gif

    • TCR

      12 years ago

      You have not joined the sports bar yet. Why do you make my heart so sad?

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