Steffasaurus

Female
from Portland, ME

  • Activity

    • 730 Project - July 9th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.09.11. Steff and Cari. At home. Boca "Spicy Chick'n" wraps with locally-grown greens and tortilla chips with pico de gallo and homemade guacamole.

      Seamless.

    • 730 Project - July 8th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.08.11. Steff. At home. Homemade vegan poutine.

      Messing with Tradition

    • 730 Project - July 7th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.07.11. Steff. At home. A bagel sandwich: multigrain bagel with sliced tomatoes, a sauteed spinach-sunflower seed-currant mix, and Laughing Cow cheese.

      Bagelzzzzzzzzzzz

    • 730 Project - July 6th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.06.11. Steff. At home. Leftover spicy Thai pasta salad.

      Bon Anniversaire, Ma Mere et Mon Beau-Père

    • 730 Project - July 5th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.05.11. Steff and Jeffrey Remick. At home. Jeffrey: an entire Little Caesar's cheese pizza; Steff: leftover Thai pasta salad.

      We Are Not Invincible

    • 730 Project - July 4th

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.04.11. Steff (not pictured: Mom, Wayne, and Cari). At Mom's house. Spicy Thai pasta salad, homemade guacamole, "chili-cheeze" dip, and tortilla chips. Strawberry shortcake for dessert.

      Bon Anniversaire, America

    • 730 Project - July 3rd

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.03.11. Steff and Cari. At Subway (in Lisbon, ME). Cari: roasted chicken flatbread with olives, onions, and spinach; Steff: veggie sub.

      Smiled-Smiled

    • 730 Project - July 2nd

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.02.11. Steff. At home. Tomato and mozzarella salad with an olive oil and balsamic vinegar dressing, kohlrabi mash on the side.

      Happy Marriages

    • 730 Project - July 1st

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

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      730 Project - 07.01.11. Steff. At home. A sweet potato, caramelized onion, and rosemary quesadilla (my second choice, because the pizza dough wasn't cooperating).

      The Carb Battle of Cultures

    • Maybe It's Me

      8 years ago

      Steffasaurus

      Broad Stripes & Bright Stars, or, God Keep Our Land Glorious and Free

      When I was seventeen my Advanced Placement English class used to play this game; someone would make a statement, and everyone would point at the person they thought that was most true about. I was infrequently pointed out; which, at the time, didn’t bother me since I hated the course and everyone in it. Looking back though, this should have bothered me more than it did: I think it’s probably better to be thought something of then nothing of. People who don’t think either negatively or positively about someone means they aren’t thinking about them all; which makes them totally forgettable.

      And if there’s one thing I don’t want to be, it’s forgotten.

      One day the teacher asked who we thought the most patriotic was. And everyone pointed at this one very particular, very – in my opinion – unexciting and uninspiring girl.

      But the teacher pointed at me.

      “I don’t think you are now, but I think someday you may be.”

      I remember being taken aback by this bold statement made by one of the most intelligent men I had ever met and one of the most desired teachers at the high school I went to for generations. I knew he thought little of me – while other teachers thought I was special, I knew he did not – so it was quite bizarre to get any recognition from him at all.

      But, in the end he was wrong. I think we’d all like for the nice things people say about us to turn out to be true, especially when it comes from unlikely sources. It’s okay, though, if they don’t.

      I am one of the least patriotic people I know.

      Around Thanksgiving, I feel a strange connection to my New England roots. That’s about as far as my nationalism goes, and really it’s more towards the culture of the holiday because of the region I’m from, and less to do with my country as a whole.

      Oddly enough, I feel my least patriotic during Independence Day. And in a way my indifference saddens me; this is in part due to the fact that I don’t feel any allegiance to my country or even really identity with what an “American” is supposed to be, which segues into the second reason: my grandfather.

      My grandfather was the first of his family to be born stateside. His parents uprooted their young family from Canada to the United States in pursuit of the “American Dream.” They wanted more for their children then they had, and so they moved here to acquire that better life. One filled with freedom, equality, and opportunity which would help them find personal happiness and material comfort.

      That made my grandfather a first generation “American.”

      As a result the fourth of July was always very special to him. It was a day where he truly acknowledged and embraced his freedom as a citizen and first child of the United State of America. And yearly, our family got together on the holiday for barbequing, baseball, and fireworks – all very Americana traditions - in honor of the history and government of our country. Years later, I now know that part of our celebration – whether or not we ever acknowledge it - was also for him and his family for making that very difficult decision of relocating their lives here and starting over. For themselves, for their kids, for their kids’ kids.

      For me.

      And my grandfather truly loved being an American. He took his roles and responsibilities very seriously. After serving in the military during World War II, he worked tirelessly and without complaint to provide for his family. During his free time he was actively involved in local politics, and contributed even more by way of volunteerism in the community and with his children’s schools. And just like America embraced him, he returned the favor to anyone down on their luck: his home and heart were open to anyone who needed a hot meal or a little love. And he was man who enjoyed the simple things in life: football, growing his own tomatoes, a good bowl of pistachio ice cream, and spending time with family.

      All things he was able and allowed to do because he lived in the land of the free, the home brave.

      He passed many years ago, and since then Independence Day just isn’t the same. Without him, I feel nothing regarding the holiday. And I feel guilty for feeling that. But I’m a third generation “American” – every generation that goes by, the holiday gets more diluted in my opinion. I don’t know (and never have and probably never will) what it’s like to achingly and desperately want to move to a different country because I know without a doubt it’s going to be a more prosperous place; an accepting place where my family will be safe.

      And, after living abroad multiple times, as I mentioned I don’t feel any particular allegiance to my country or even identify with what an “American” is. We’re not an ethnicity – we’re a country. We can say we’re “Americans” – but that’s only a geographical label. That’s not my heritage; my heritage is French, Irish, German, and Polish. That’s where my ancestors come from – those are the people, those are the cultures and traditions, I identify with. There is no such thing as “American”: none of us come from here. We all relocated. Maybe at some point, generations and generations down the line when we can’t specifically catalog what our ancestry is anymore, will we then become “American.”

      continued in comments. . .

  • Comments (1244)

    • Scorpion2077

      12 years ago

      what's up rockstar?

    • Thundera

      12 years ago

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    • Phoenixrage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      No one was drunker than they think they were *thinking back to photo of kissing Becca's feet* :P in fact there was no one there that had more than just what they needed to drink. That's why I drank by the gallons, I'm a growing boy with a lot of meat to saturate with alcohol ^_^

    • Lukie

      12 years ago

      I was waiting in line damnit!

    • Duste

      12 years ago

      But FUN too.

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Hey... you sent me a text message. Sometime. I only just got it now. Because I don't "carry" my cellphone. Usually, I don't "bring it with me places." or really ever "use" it.

      See? You see what I miss? Text lovin from my girl.

      Fucker.

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      I am a tiny bit in love with you.

    • Phoenixrage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      *yelling at my pants* damn you, penis! Why couldn't you be a vagina!

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      12 years ago

      I know it's late, but stay up and online for just s little longer smiley1.gif

    • amber

      12 years ago

      did you ever know that you're my hero?

    • squall_born

      12 years ago

      Holy carp is taking along time but I am 90% loading my pics online.

      but here are most of them: the days are kinda mixed up so they are not in complete order but thrusday, friday and saturday are in 2 folders and sunday is in its own folder.

      Album1

      Album 2

      Album 3

      The R's

      If I misspelled your name or even used the wrong one. let me know and ill fix it.

    • BritPop

      12 years ago

      you just jump off to much. seriously.
      stickaround for more then one controversy

    • AidanJames

      12 years ago

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    • theletterj

      12 years ago

      I made you a Cheese Ommlette With Toast and Raspberry Jam!
      ENJOY!
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    • AidanJames

      12 years ago

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    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

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      I remember, some time ago, you were describing what a Steffasaurus would be like were she an actual dinosaur. Long, graceful neck. The Apatosauri, which have necks like those, fit the bill, but you dismissed them once I said they had bellies. Then I remembered these girls here, Diplodocus. Same, graceful neck, but leaner.

      Diplodocus is one of those words that gets stuck in my head sometimes.

    • SteveDPirate

      12 years ago

      let's run away together..

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      "Beware the bottled thoughts of angry young men..."

      To My Sweetheart is an excellent Monday Album imo.

    • Scorpion2077

      12 years ago

      Even Rockstars need sleep.


      i call bullshit

    • Teflon23

      12 years ago

      How you doin' baby?

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    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      i am gay, and i do want you.
      pure and simple truth, babe

    • AidanJames

      12 years ago

      "Oh fuck is this Steffasaurus!?"

      Classic.

    • AidanJames

      12 years ago

      So... I just found the best live version of Mojo Pin

    • AidanJames

      12 years ago

      false·hood Pronunciation Key [fawls-hood]
      –noun
      1. a false statement; lie.
      2. something false; an untrue idea, belief, etc.: The Nazis propagated the falsehood of racial superiority.
      3. the act of lying or making false statements.
      4. lack of conformity to truth or fact.
      5. Obsolete. deception.

      example of falsehood: "Steff is not so smexy."


      ...trufax.

    • daruma

      12 years ago

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    • katienemi

      12 years ago

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      HE jsut keeps getting hotter!
      AHHH

    • amber

      12 years ago

      oh stefamy. you make my heart a-flutter.

    • theletterj

      12 years ago

      If I could make it there I would make you pancakes but I can't at the moment so this will have to sufice.

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    • AidanJames

      12 years ago

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      ...just pointing out something from the new comic for you. You are fast becoming an internet force to be reckoned with.

    • AidanJames

      12 years ago

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    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      We are too few and too far apart in numbers.

      Buckley > 99.2% of all the came before and will come after him.

    • Joel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Trouble.

    • daruma

      12 years ago

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    • blipbeepboop

      12 years ago

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      Jeol Picinnini Loves You.

    • blipbeepboop

      12 years ago


      Steffasaurus is amazing.

    • LeeRock

      12 years ago

      Alright Steff, so last night I opened the pic of you with the guitar and took off my rings because I like to keep them clean. I opened up my belt (I have a batman belt buckle by the way), unzipped my pants and started fondling my dong to get it hard. This was tough because I felt really dirty and not in the good way. Once it was hard I pulled it out and started fapping and then the magic happened. I quickly cleaned up washed my hands and then went and ate some pinapple.

      This is the best I can do without borderlining sexual assault, you owe me 50 mods.

    • theletterj

      12 years ago

      I will be Gay 4 You for life !

    • lesterBANG

      12 years ago

      im getting suppiscious as to your intentions towards me
      x

    • nico FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      I actually only posted in your journal in the hopes of stealing some of your fanboys.

    • puckplayer

      12 years ago

      You remembered that omelette? Wow. Here I was sure you would've forgotten.

      Oh, and hi. You're Steff. One day down, 1094 days to go.

    • lesterBANG

      12 years ago

      myspace.com/jeffbuckley

      listen to jeff buckley.
      best song he ever wrote.

      new journal
      xx

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      You know what I noticed? We hardly ever see you with your hair down. It's always in a ponytail, or obscured by a hat. I wonder if that's because you like it better or, or if its a deliberate choice to maintain some semblance of personal privacy?

    • desole

      12 years ago

      leviticus is awesome
      so is numbers...
      oh yeah, baby, tell me how to sanitize cloth that has mold on it.
      that's what i like...

    • mizzle

      12 years ago

      Ahem.

      ::flirty winking ensues::

    • KingOfLemurs

      12 years ago

      <--------------------- Mildy Bi Curious for Steff

    • Duste

      12 years ago

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    • LeeRock

      12 years ago

      I am a clever mother fucker.

      Who broke your heart?

    • blargzilla

      12 years ago

      We <3 You Steff

    • aves12

      12 years ago

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      you know it's true smiley8.gif

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