Stonesword

Male
from Canada

  • Activity

    • SEX AND GOOD GRAMMAR.....

      5 years ago

      Stonesword

      On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.
      The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a
      nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction!

      The husband went to the reservation and saw
      the medicine man.

      The old Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder warned,
      'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say
      '1-2-3.'
      When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."

      The man thanked the old Indian and as he walked away, he turned and asked,
      "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
      "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

      He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
      When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
      Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked,
      "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

      And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

    • 2014

      5 years ago

      Stonesword

      Happy New Year!

    • Merry Christmas!!

      5 years ago

      Stonesword

      Hope you have a good one.

    • The Hobbit Part II

      5 years ago

      Stonesword

      Someday they should make a movie based on "The Hobbit".

      We went to the Hobbit - Part II on Saturday.

      It is a good movie if you didn't read the book or were expecting it to be too much like the book.



      (Legolas is not in it, nor is there a elf-dwarf love story)


      We went to the 2D version and it was mostly empty, so it was great.

      I would give it an 8 if you weren't expecting the book, 7 if you were.

      Legolas sure could fight better when he was younger, but why did he looked older? :-)

    • No Go

      5 years ago

      Stonesword

      The last couple of days I could not upload any images.

      I guess the multiple images is better than no images.

    • Site

      5 years ago

      Stonesword

      This site just keeps getting stranger and stranger.

      I uploaded a picture and there's a half dozen copies of it in my image gallery.

      So I spent the next 10 minutes deleting the extra copies.

      Sometimes the site would say the image was not there, but if I did a refresh it would still be there.

      So I took a chance and deleted it anyway, hoping I wasn't deleting one of my older pictures.

      It appears I made it through just deleting the extra copies.

      I wonder what tomorrow will bring.

    • Gravity

      5 years ago

      Stonesword

      George ClooneySandra Bullock


      Saw "Gravity" last week end.

      Probably the best 3D movie yet, though I still do not like paying extra for the glasses.

      The 3D did not have many scenes where you could see "layers",
      Although there were scenes where you had a close object and a far object in space.

      I noticed a news article about it, calling it a "George Clooney" movie. It should have been at least called a "George Clooney and Sandra Bullock" movie, but it was really a "Sandra Bullock" movie. She had a LOT more screen time. I think she even had more screen time with her in her "skimpies".

      The story was okay, but I think the 3D effect was suppose to prop it up. I heard someone say it was "Castaway" in space. Probably a good comparison.

      Since 3D does not get extra points with me, I would give it a 7. As far as 3D movies go, it was probably an 8 or a 9. Not that I have seen a 3D movie that was a 10. Avatar is now the second best 3D movie I have seen, and I would only give it a 7 or 8.



    • File Size

      5 years ago

      Stonesword

      So when the site says a picture must be less than 2 megs in size,
      It actually means it should be less then 1.1 (most probably less than that) megs in size.

      I mean okay, if it's less then 1.1 megs in size, then it is less then 2 megs in size, but if I knew the real size limit, then I wouldn't have to guess, and then remember to resize the picture when I have my SD card in a computer that has my resizing software.

      Just saying.

    • Anniversary

      5 years ago

      Stonesword

      Today is my 27th anniversary.

      Yesterday marked my 8th year on this site.

      I'll probably still be here next year.

    • Slow

      5 years ago

      Stonesword

      True story.

      We have a computer at every cubicle hooked up to a LAN at work.

      A woman started going around asking if anyone else found everything was slow.

      I said,
      "I... don't... know... what... you... are... talking... about...'

  • About Me

  • Comments (4240)

    • mathfreak

      8 years ago

      Sorry to hear that my friend. Take care of yourself, ok?

    • troy0891

      8 years ago

      Borderlands is indeed one of my favorite games of all times. I still play it even though I 100%'d it and all its DLC a while ago.

    • Navillus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      You don't have parents/In-Laws nearby?


      Oh, yeah... we actually never use anyone else! However, we have to be reasonable... don't wanna wear them out too soon!! smiley0.gif

    • DadHavoc

      8 years ago

      We have a choice of seeing Thor or Thor 3-D. Have you heard any feedback on the 3-D version?

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Exactly!!! Surely the fact that I qualify for the course and I'm willing to pay them what little money I have to study would be enough, but nooooooo! I have to write a bloody essay about it.

    • Kritzia8

      8 years ago

      Yes Sir they did indeed.

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Only a day early. It is good Friday this Friday.

    • Phoenix

      8 years ago

      I wish... They mostly just get in the way...

      Talia shoots me there the second most, my face being the most shot....

    • MineIsAnEvil

      8 years ago

      Thanks. We had a couple of good cameras with us, and we both enjoy taking photos... So we ended up with thousands of photos, a lot of which are duplicates of each other. =P
      About half of these photos are of squirrels. They are so funny, and generally photogenic.

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      I've already texted him and let him know how extremely uncool it was, and he's going to replace it. Given how much booze I provided (especially when it wasn't even really my party), the fact that he drank my own personal stash is really upsetting, particularly since he's my friend and he should know better.

    • TheCC

      8 years ago

      actually yes lol

    • mathfreak

      8 years ago

      Thanks for the info. It's still a cool pic. I like. smiley1.gif

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      I did. Had to go tho. And we ended up leaving early so it was ok.

    • Kritzia8

      8 years ago

      Hi,

      Can you recommend other songs by Faber Drive? I like this one a lot.

      Thank you for helping me!

    • lefty

      8 years ago

      The question is a simple "how likely are you to recommend us to your friends and family?" from 1 - 10.

      10-9 is good, 8-7 is ok, 1-6 is horrible.

    • mathfreak

      8 years ago

      in reply to Stone:

      Nope


      Dang it.

    • DadHavoc

      8 years ago

      If you haven't seen it, check out Knight and Day with Tom Cruise. Plenty of excitement and not a dull moment.

    • lefty

      8 years ago

      Thanks, I could go for a few "going right-centric" days.

    • mathfreak

      8 years ago

      Just found a bunch of dragon pics... in an app for my phone's wallpaper.
      Now to see if I can download them somewheres.

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Not really. The bar course is just a 2 week course so I'm certified to serve drinks and work in a casino. And the Business Admin course is just to prove the skills I already have, so I have some concrete certification rather than just relying on what I know I can do from experience.

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Yes? And then what?

    • mathfreak

      8 years ago

      That's ok. Not knowing doesn't detract from it's prettiness any.
      If I had to guess, I would say it looks like Indonesia or some place similar. Definitely tropical tho.

    • DadHavoc

      8 years ago

      I like your movie critiques. So far they have been right on. Have you seen the new Tron movie yet? Dear Wife and I were thinking about a movie later on this snowing day and that happens to be playing at the local cinema.

    • mathfreak

      8 years ago

      Happy New Year Stone!

    • monopoly_j

      8 years ago

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    • Navillus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      IMAX glasses look like they're designed by Elton John. Huge. Sexy. smiley8.gif

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      Comics uploaded. I may also put up an "Ask Roy" thread if they're received well.

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      Thanks smiley1.gif
      I just didn't want to suddently come back and be all taking over like.
      I'll wait until I hear back from kairi too before I post though.

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      I see you and Kairi have been running the group pretty much since Zankaru and I have been gone... so I just wanted to check with you guys if it's okay to upload some dragon comics I've been doing into the image gallery, on account of it's been pretty much your group for the past six or seven months.

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Just the box it used to come in. It's filled with winter stuff atm.

    • Nudge1

      8 years ago

      He hasn't... yet.
      He's got all th photos though, so I guess he's better writing it really.

      I'll post a linking journal to it when he's written it I guess smiley8.gif

    • Ptree

      8 years ago

      Physics wasn't bad, actually. I was expecting to fail horribly, but I managed to fly through about 70% of the test.

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      I just mean I wish I was a little less unconventional at times. I'm constantly at odds with myself because some of the things I want are completely opposite to each other and I can't have both, even when it's what I need.

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Well I didn't buy the hat, or the fourth dress for that matter...

    • TheEvenStar

      8 years ago

      Lot's of 'sneaky' ways administration avoids the labor laws about hours...... Work week "ends" on Saturday night, "begins" on Sunday morning. "Call" is counted towards hours separately - but if you get called in - it is the same as being scheduled. Sheduled hours are 'limited' to 40 per week - but with the end / begin week cycle, mandatory weekend call, and rotation to weekend shifts.... you end up working 11 days straight! Thanks for your comments / support!

    • lefty

      8 years ago

      Bing is actually pretty good. They have an actual video search function that is actually good and doesn't just show a bunch of youtube videos.

    • darnclem King of Dongs

      8 years ago

      I remember nobody's birthdays. I only post journals when someone else makes me notice them.

      :|

      Happy Belated I guess

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      8 years ago

      If you haven't seen this, take the time.

      This is awesome!

    • King_Julian

      8 years ago

      Thanks dude!

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Sure, some women suit florals, I'm just not a big fan for myself.

    • MineIsAnEvil

      8 years ago

      Yeah, that would have been nice too.

      =/

    • MineIsAnEvil

      8 years ago

      Product number, name, and looks have all changed and they are trying to say it is the same?

      That hardly seems fair. The least they could do would be to say "This is the closest we could get" or something...

    • lefty

      8 years ago

      Are you considering getting Netflix?
      They have it in Canada now, you know.

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Why do you need milk?

    • pyrowhr

      8 years ago

      lol im sry i didnt see that i was going through old journals XD

    • ResaStar

      8 years ago

      Yeah... I feel bad not coming around here more often. :( I do miss you people, but I am so forgetful (which makes it hard to remember to come on here daily... sometimes even weekly.. lol)

    • FameWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      There will be pictures, hopefully soon - my problem is that I know I'll write pages and pages, or regret not saying enough... and so I need to have a large block of time free to get to it! Two years ago for the same event, I ended up writing eight journals, some of which I had to run into the first comment for as well. Maybe this year I should just say that the pictures do the talking for me, save myself some typing, and see what people make of them all without any context!

      -Peter

    • ResaStar

      8 years ago

      Well, I've been on daily for the last couple days - but it could stop any time (hopefully it doesn't, though!)... I've just been doing a lot of video game playing, hanging out IRL and when I have time, I'm on Facebook since my family and long-distance friends are there.


      How have you been, though??

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      I'd have to buy a second hand one as they are no longer being sold retail, and I'm not entirely comfortable with that.

    • Navillus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Age mod, indeed! I just noticed that you've reached Level 50. Does RT give you a sponsorship discount? smiley0.gif

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