Stonesword

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    • Prince Caspian

      11 years ago

      Stonesword

      ... and In the name of the King.

      Went to see Prince Caspian (Chronicles of Narnia) on Sunday.
      It was excellent. If you liked the first one, I'm pretty sure you'll like this one.
      There's a couple of "dumb hero" moments, but as far as I know, that's
      what happened in the book. It had some nice details included.
      I thought the dwarves were very well done.
      I would give it a 9 out of 10.

      and rented In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) last night.

      It was also good, worth seeing once. Especially if you played the computer game,
      Dungeon Siege. Great action, Jason Statham's character does some pretty cool
      acrobatics (I don't know if it was actually him), and there were Ninjas that were
      pretty awesome (sorry, no pirates)

      If you are just looking for a fantasy movie, I'd give it a 7 out of 10.

      If you a big fan of Dungeon Siege or Jason Statham, I'd give it an 8 out of 10.



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      Extreme Lotto for May 25th

      William Shatner

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    • William Shatner

      11 years ago

      Stonesword

      Labatt's beer did a commercial about being Canadian, it was pretty funny.

      Then they did one with William Shatner, here's his version...


      "Hey, I'm not a Starfleet commander or T.J. Hooker
      I don't live on Starship NCC-1701 or own a phaser.
      I don't know anyone named Bones, Sulu or Spock.
      And no, I've never had green alien sex - although I'm sure it would be quite an evening.
      I speak English and French, not Klingon. I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale.
      And when someone says to me, 'Live long and prosper,' I seriously mean it when I say 'Get a life!'...
      My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And Tribbles were puppets! Not real animals! Puppets!
      And when I speak, I never, ever, talk / like / every / word / is / its / own / sentence!...
      I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal.
      I believe in Priceline.com, where you never have to pay full price for airline tickets, hotels and car rentals.
      I have appeared on stage at Stratford, Carnegie Hall Albert Hall and at the Monkland Theatre in NDG (Notre Dame de Grace).
      And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before. But I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission.
      My name is William Shatner and I AM CANADIAN."



      Also...

      Happy Victoria Day!!!

      You have to like a Queen that gives you the day off!
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      Victoria Day
      In Canada, the celebration of Victoria Day occurs every year on Monday, prior to May 25th.
      It is the official celebration in Canada of the birthdays of Queen Victoria and Queen Elizabeth II.
      Victoria Day was established as a holiday in Canada West (Now Ontario) in 1845, and became a national holiday in 1901.
      Before Victoria Day became a national Holiday, people had celebrated Empire Day , beginning in the 1890s as Victoria approached her Diamond jubilee in 1897.

      Victoria, queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and empress of India was born on 24 May 1819.
      She ascended the throne after the death of her uncle George IV in 1837 when she was only 18.
      She ruled until her death in 1901 when her son Edward the VII became king of England.

      Sovereign's birthday

      The Sovereign's birthday has been celebrated in Canada since the reign of Queen Victoria (1837-1901).
      May 24, Queen Victoria's birthday, was declared a holiday by the Legislature of the Province of Canada in 1845.




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      Extreme Lotto for May 25th

      Biology Facts

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    • Extreme Lotto

      11 years ago

      Stonesword

      For May 25th - Extreme LOTTO!!

      Over 1380 mods have been given so far.



      The Prizes:
      For as long as mod points exist (if the system change happens in between Lotto's, bragging rights will have to suffice)

      Rumor has it - we are even closer...but at least not before June since people at RVBTO will be among the first to go on the new system


      You get a mod just for entering.
      Exceptions: If you pick a number that has already been chosen - no mod for you!

      Maximum prize is 21, 20 mods for picking the winning number and of course one for entering .
      If no one picks the winning number, then 10 for the closest guess.
      If two people are closest to the winning number, then 5 mods each.
      Those that did not win any of the above prizes will still get 1 mod if they got one digit correct in the correct spot.

      The Rules:
      One guess per user per draw.
      Once a user picks a number, the next user must pick out of the remaining unpicked numbers.
      Guesses are between 1 and 100.
      If by some chance all 100 numbers have been chosen, you'll have to try next week.

      Once the draw has been made, the next draw will be in a new journal, starting the guessing over.
      Drawing will take place, hopefully, each Sunday.

      For purposes of correct digits, 100 is considered 00, and the numbers 1-9 will be considered 01-09.


      Good luck!

      (I have been doing the "Sunday Lottery" since February 4th by draw date or January 28th by journal, of 2007.
      It was not an original idea, though I don't recall anyone else giving points for parts of the correct number.
      I occasional get asked how I am picking the winning numbers. The answer is in the first journal,
      here, How are winning numbers picked)



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    • Biology Facts

      11 years ago

      Stonesword

      FASCINATING FACTS FROM BIOLOGY
      (I didn't confirm these, just found it amusing smiley1.gif )

      If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
      enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

      If you fart constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
      create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now, that's more like it!)

      The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

      A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

      Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Still not over that pig thing.)

      Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is
      that why Flipper is always smiling? And why isn't the pig included in this list?)

      On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

      A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

      The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight,
      and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
      (From drinking little bottles of.....? Did the govt.. pay for this research?)

      Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew? Who cares? Did the govt. pay for this too?)

      The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

      A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.

      The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
      body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Hi, honey, I'm home. What the.....?)

      Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
      (In my next life, I still want to be a pig. Quality over quantity, you know.)

      Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, jeez!)

      Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.(sad but true)

      An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

      Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like this, too.)

      Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.
      BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the fool upside the head.

      LONG LIVE THE PIG !!!



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      Extreme Lotto for May 18th

      Blanket

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    • Friend List

      11 years ago

      Stonesword

      I finally did it (am doing it).
      I went through my friend list and starting deleting people who are never on anymore.
      I've removed seventeen so far.

      While I'm on the topic, what's up with new people who send you a friend request, and then they are never on after that?

      That's why I usually wait a month before accepting to see if people are going to stick around. Of course that time can be shortened if cool pictures are involved. smiley1.gif



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      Blanket

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    • Blanket

      11 years ago

      Stonesword

      A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
      other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
      Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
      sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in
      the upper bunk and she in the lower.

      At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
      "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
      closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

      "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

      "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

      "Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket!"

      After a moment of silence, he farted.



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      Extreme Lotto for May 18th

      You are what you drink

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    • You are what you drink

      11 years ago

      Stonesword

      Well, I guess Friday's journal was a bit of a bomb,
      only four comments. I was getting used to (or spoiled by?) getting close to twenty comments.

      Hope everyone likes this one better...
      (And this is for amusement only, not my opinion)
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      A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were
      asked if they could identify a customers personality on what drinks they ordered.

      Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
      The results:

      WOMEN WHO DRINK:

      Drink : Beer.
      Personality : Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
      Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.

      Drink : Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella.
      Personality : Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
      Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

      Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas eg; Scotch and dry
      Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
      Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink. . . . .

      Drink : Water
      Personality : Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
      Approach : Don't.

      Drink : Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
      Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
      Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

      Drink : Bacardi Breezer, Lemon Ruskie, West Coast Cooler, etc
      Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has absolutely no clue.
      Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.

      Drink : Baileys.
      Personality : Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
      Approach : Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

      Drink : Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)
      Personality : Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked (in that order)
      Approach : Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.

      IF MEN DRINK:

      As always, very simple and clear cut. . . . .

      Cider : He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.

      Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor / student and wants to get laid.

      Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

      Bitter : He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

      Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.

      Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.

      Water : He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth and still wants to get laid . . . .

      Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a Sophisticated image and help him get laid.

      Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf...
      Desperate to get laid. . . . .

      Port : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.

      Whisky : He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

      Jack Daniels : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker,
      knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

      Rum or Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

      Bacardi Breezer, Lemon Ruskie, West Coast Cooler, Rev, etc :
      He's gay (Blatantly) don't turn your back or pick up any dropped change.



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      Extreme Lotto for May 18th

      I'm Glad I'm a Man/Woman

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    • Extreme Lotto

      11 years ago

      Stonesword

      For May 18th - Extreme LOTTO!!

      Over 1350 mods have been given so far.



      The Prizes:
      For as long as mod points exist (if the system change happens in between Lotto's, bragging rights will have to suffice)

      Rumor has it - we are even closer...but at least not before June since people at RVBTO will be among the first to go on the new system


      You get a mod just for entering.
      Exceptions: If you pick a number that has already been chosen - no mod for you!

      Maximum prize is 21, 20 mods for picking the winning number and of course one for entering .
      If no one picks the winning number, then 10 for the closest guess.
      If two people are closest to the winning number, then 5 mods each.
      Those that did not win any of the above prizes will still get 1 mod if they got one digit correct in the correct spot.

      The Rules:
      One guess per user per draw.
      Once a user picks a number, the next user must pick out of the remaining unpicked numbers.
      Guesses are between 1 and 100.
      If by some chance all 100 numbers have been chosen, you'll have to try next week.

      Once the draw has been made, the next draw will be in a new journal, starting the guessing over.
      Drawing will take place, hopefully, each Sunday.

      For purposes of correct digits, 100 is considered 00, and the numbers 1-9 will be considered 01-09.


      Good luck!

      (I have been doing the "Sunday Lottery" since February 4th by draw date or January 28th by journal, of 2007.
      It was not an original idea, though I don't recall anyone else giving points for parts of the correct number.
      I occasional get asked how I am picking the winning numbers. The answer is in the first journal,
      here, How are winning numbers picked)



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    • I'm Glad I'm a Man/Woman

      11 years ago

      Stonesword

      Warning: Coarse Language

      Two "songs", one for men, one for women smiley1.gif

      MAN, I'M GLAD I'M A MAN, MAN

      Everyday I give thanks to God
      I was born a man instead of a broad
      When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV
      I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee
      I go to a barber, not a beauty salon
      Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on
      Don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts
      I use my turn signal, I understand sports

      Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
      Tell you the reason I am
      I don't go through a faze every 28 days

      Man, I'm glad I'm a man
      I pay cash at the grocery, no checks or coupons
      Don't take a lot of friends when I go the the john
      I don't throw a fit when I break a nail
      I don't buy a lot of shoes just because they're on sale
      I don't apply makeup in my rear-view mirror
      I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer
      I drink beer from a bottle, not from a glass
      I don't ask my friends about the size of my ass

      Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
      Tell you the reason I am
      I don't face the pain of water-weight gain
      Man, I'm glad I'm a man

      Let me tell you ladies
      Listen to me ladies
      I love those things inside of your blouse
      I love your pretty faces
      Your warm and soft embraces
      But if I had my own two boobs, I'd never leave the house

      I don't spend two hours getting ready for a date
      I don't play with dolls unless they inflate
      When someone asks me my age, I never lie
      After sex in bed, my spot's always dry
      I don't read about orgasms in Vogue magazines
      I don't mind if my dates try to get in my jeans
      I don't spend a fortune on French lingerie
      This is the same underwear I wore yesterday

      Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
      Tell you the reason I am
      I don't take a pill, I don't use Massengill
      Man, I'm glad I'm a man

      Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
      Tell you the reason I am
      I find Michael Bolton completely revoltin'
      Man, I'm glad I'm a man

      _______________________________________________________________

      I'm Glad I'm A Woman

      I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
      I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam
      I don't brag to my buddies about my erections
      I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions

      I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown
      and I know how to put the damned toilet seat down!
      I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt
      my belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut
      and I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch
      or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch
      I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind
      I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind!
      I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing
      I don't have body hair like shag carpeting
      It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back
      When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack
      And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb
      I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome
      Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side
      I'm a woman, you know -- I've got far too much pride!
      And I honestly think its a privilege for me
      to have these two boobs and squat when I pee
      I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball
      I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal
      I won't tell you my wife just does not understand
      stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band
      or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep
      then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
      Yes, I'm glad I'm a woman, a woman you see
      you can forget all about that old penis envy
      I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks
      join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick
      I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful it's true
      I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!



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      Extreme Lotto for May 11th

      Iron Man

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    • Iron-man

      11 years ago

      Stonesword

      It seems everyone has an "Iron-man" journal.

      Here's mine...
      (I'm pretty sure you can tell the "tune" smiley1.gif )

      Iron-man, Iron-man
      Does whatever an iron can
      Flattens clothes, any size
      Uses steam, he's in disguise
      Look out! Here comes the Iron-man!
      _
      Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
      He's got electricity for his blood.
      Can he swing from a thread?
      Not a chance, cause he'd be dead
      Hey there, there goes the Iron-man!
      _
      In the chill of night,
      At a chinese laudro-mat
      Like a streak of light
      He flattens clothes just like that
      _
      Iron-man, Iron-man
      Friendly neighborhood Iron-man
      Wealth and fame, he's damn bored
      Flattening clothes is his reward
      _
      To him, life is a great big hang-up
      Wherever there's a bang-up
      You'll find the Iron-man!

      (No, I did not write this smiley1.gif )



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      Extreme Lotto for May 11th

      One Sunday Afternoon

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  • About Me

  • Comments (4240)

    • 1156

      13 years ago

      lol, I'm at school, man. I don't really have a digital camera right now.

      Perhaps after school, I could see if Liz has hers, and then maybe post it later on tonight....???

    • powerbomb141

      13 years ago

      i think i have the fraud thing fixed, well not sure, they have had the credit card number for a while and never used it.

    • monkeyball

      13 years ago

      Hey, thanks for stopping by! Happy New Year!

    • DeltaPhoenix

      13 years ago

      I hope you have a ...
      merry_christmas_2.gif

    • Lukie

      13 years ago

      lukiechristmascard.jpg

      Have a great and happy holiday!

      Love,

      Lukie

    • powerbomb141

      13 years ago

      Well according to Michigan time it's Christmas Eve. So here is an early Christmas gift I guess. To all 42 of my friends on Red Vs Blue.
      joecarr.ca/xmas/graphics/icqxmas.swf

      P.S. If you don't celebrate Christmas.....well, this is akward.

    • MnShadows

      13 years ago

      MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

    • Plazma

      13 years ago

      Merry Christmas to you too friend!

    • Trash

      13 years ago

      And the same to you!! Merry christmas!
      xoxo
      T

    • D_Janissary

      13 years ago

      And thank you for swinging by and commenting back, much appreciated! smiley0.gif

    • kritzia

      13 years ago

      I knew you were great!!

    • steatite

      13 years ago

      No dinosaurs. No Spanish dubloons. No fossils. No dead people.

      What's left? Old Cities?


      I need to write a journal about this...too much to explain here. smiley0.gif I'll try to do that tonight, and then you'll have your answer. smiley1.gif

    • Casty

      13 years ago

      thanks

    • kritzia

      13 years ago

      Thought of you last night. I caught the Alistar Simms version on latenight.

      actualy it is not a christmas message. I got beratted (sp?) for appreciating a comment here and was just aggrrivated at the self importance of someone.

      I enjoy the comments back and forth with you,

      Kritzia

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      You've got some nice astronomy pics there.

      Thank ya, sir. It's my biggest nerd passion. You've got some purty ones in your images aswell. =]

    • FlotingAxhed

      13 years ago

      YOUR reference, I meant. Great minds think alike, right?

    • steatite

      13 years ago

      cool username, and yeah, I hate having to use numbers after mine. so un-original. smiley0.gif

    • GoldAngelFis

      13 years ago

      *takes a bow* Thank you, thank you. ^_^ I'm rather proud, I am. Especially since I always thought I was too clumsy to be able to do anything in any martial art.

    • Auriellis

      13 years ago

      Jordan is one of several writers who has written pastiches of the original Conan the Barbarian stories.

      Conan the Defender (1982)
      Conan the Invincible (1982)
      Conan the Triumphant (1983)
      Conan the Unconquered (1983)
      Conan the Destroyer (1984)
      Conan the Magnificent (1984)
      Conan the Victorious (1984)
      Conan: King of Thieves (1984)
      Although some bibliographies list it, Conan: King of Thieves does not exist. It was the original title of the second Conan movie. Robert Jordan had already been hired to do the novelization and Tor had already applied for an ISBN when the title was changed to Conan the Destroyer. (http://encyclopaedia-wot.org:8008/main/biblio/nonwotbib.html)

      They were packed into two separate volumes:

      The Conan Chronicles
      Further Chronicles of Conan

    • black_roze

      13 years ago

      Well, i try my best to put up good pictures, i like to think i have good taste XD But a few people seem to think i do :)

    • Razzy

      13 years ago

      Oh OK. No, not true for you. smiley1.gif

    • Jessy

      13 years ago

      I'll agree with your wife on that.
      A Walk in the Clouds was an excellent movie.
      I completely forgot about that!

    • mb2000inc

      13 years ago

      Oh, I'm a geek....SW all the way. smiley6.gif

    • kritzia

      13 years ago

      Your not old enough to have grown up with Alister Sims. There is one in between. I'll ckeck for his name later. Its the one us children of the 70's had smiley8.gif

      Post edited 11/30/05 4:29PM

    • ren19

      13 years ago

      just a random post to say hi smiley0.gif

    • GoldAngelFis

      13 years ago

      You have a picture of Elric? I looked through your images, but couldn't find one. The Eternal Champion rocks!

    • no2lies

      13 years ago

      Sadly no; I just live in a place that is so crappy that it might as well be named Hell.

    • haliex

      13 years ago

      you won the contest

    • xredcoatx

      13 years ago

      In response to:

      I have a test that I consider when dealing with a member of the opposite sex.

      Would I do the same thing for a male friend?

      Maybe I'm old fashioned, but staying up until 6 am in the morning seems a bit much.


      Yes, I would do the same thing for a male friend. I have before.

      And I'm in college. It's perfectly normal for me to stay up till crazy hours of the morning.

    • Shadowen2

      13 years ago

      Love the DragonLance series. I have many of the books.

    • contractor

      13 years ago

      JOURNAL RAPE! hump.gif

      I think you merit a spot on my watchlist. smiley0.gif

    • zombieninja3

      13 years ago

      here you go.
      Stonesword.gif

    • Grovesy

      13 years ago

      welcome

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Welcome to RvB.

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