StrangeAngel

Female
from Seattle, WA

  • Activity

    • Oh my god...

      12 years ago

      StrangeAngel

      ...What the hell? This is...so werid...horrible...

      I think I'm gonna...geez, I don't know what I'm gonna do. At least...he died doing what he loved.

    • Sobering Up

      13 years ago

      StrangeAngel

      ...Slowly. Every once in a while my friends and I get together and re-remind ourselves why we don't like to drink a lot. My head...is still swimming.

      The last time I got this drunk, I ended up blacking out in front of a bar bathroom. I later got into a fight with a sidewalk. Nice. (I lost by the way...still have the scars) This time I woke up, and the first thing I hear from Peter was "I found a whisky bottle on the floor. And why are their chicken bones all over the carpet??"

      God I hate being drunk. I just sent my brother to the store for some pepdo bismal (spell check can kiss my ass) and ginger ale. Feel sick...

    • Huh?

      13 years ago

      StrangeAngel

      Okay, I tried to edit a comment I'd made on somebody's profile, and after I had made all my corrections, I pushed "submit" and got this rather odd message:
      trout1.jpg
      WTF? Dude, what the hell is a CG2004, and why is it slapping me with a trout? A LARGE one, no less. O_O;; When I pushed the back button, I went back to the comment page, and all my corrections had been deleted, AND I could no longer edit or even delete the comment. Huh?

    • Sweet Sweet Nectar

      13 years ago

      StrangeAngel

      Oh man, the other night I was watching a show on TLC called “Strangest Remainsâ€Â. The show was pretty weak, but it made me think to check the website of one of my favorite sculptors, Gunthur Von Hagens. I’ve wanted to see his work for like three or four years, but they’ve always shown in places like Ohio and Los Angeles. Then I found out that he’s going to be having a show from September 15th to January 4th in Vancouver BC! SQUEE! That’s not only not in California, but it’s within driving distance! OMG, I can’t wait to go!

      I called a friend of mine who’s also a sculptor, Kim Graham (check out her website, she’s such a good artist), and asked if she wanted to go, too. When I asked her if she’d heard of the guy that does sculpture with human bodies, she said “Oh, yes, I’ve heard of him! This is a good call. I would LOVE to see his work!†And then she started talking about maybe getting a van full of people, or even a bus to go up and see his show. o_O I was planning on just taking my car up, and maybe staying at a hostel overnight. Her excitement might require a bit more planning. Oh well, either way, I get to see his work. YAY!

    • Notice to Men: You’re On Probation Again

      13 years ago

      StrangeAngel

      Why this time? Because many of you need to work on your personal hygiene.
      Don’t get me wrong. A LOT of women also need sever reeducation about how to keep clean/smell free. But in this case it was a man who so offended me, and thus your probation.

      Thursday night. He was third in line, and after taking a cursory glance at him, I quickly called for a second checker in the hopes that he would get into the other persons line.
      I know, this is totally low of me. But as many of you are aware, you work in retail long enough, you tend to come up with survival tactics. The “second checker takes my gross customers†is one of mine.
      Unfortunately it didn’t work this time; guy stayed right where he was. This it what greeted me:

      The man, while not fat, was rather pudgy, and had quite a gut. His faded shirt said something alone the lines of “I Believe in Magic! Copyright 1985†It was FAR too small and rode up on said gut. His hair, which was about 50% gone, was VERY greasy, and sticking out in large clumps, like he had gotten into a fight with a jar of bag balm. His skin was dirty, looked like he hadn’t showed in weeks.

      So far, none of this was too bad. Yeah, he was gross, and he smelled of BO and cat, but it wasn’t anything I hadn’t dealt with before. But the worse part was his hairy gut. His skin was covered in open, oozing sores, and crusty, infected looking scabs. I’m guessing he spends a lot of time picking at them. *vomits*

      Believe me, I did NOT take his money by choice. If the store didn’t have cameras, I would have let him take his shit for free. I gave the nasty bill to the next person I could. Yeah, I know, totally low. Again, survival tactics.

      Then I liberally coated my hands in sanitizer.

    • Too Many Video Games=Physical Fitness

      13 years ago

      StrangeAngel

      Lick my ass Hillary Clinton. Video games have not made me lazy, introverted, and homicidal! They've inspired me to start up kickboxing. So yeah, video games have made me active and more social and...Well, not entirely non-homicidal. I'm slightly more capable of killing people. Or at least breaking their ribs and teeth.
      I highly recommend kickboxing. I’ve been doing it for about a month now, and it’s loads of fun.

      I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Cindy, Midway Games, and that guy, Seth, who came into the store with his MKG shirt on, and being very patient with me while I squealed and asking him many questions about Muay Thai.

      Also, I learned something yesterday. Something very important. If you happen to come visit me at the store, and Damon, one of the closing managers, hands you something small and red and shiny that looks like a mini bell pepper, DO NOT EAT IT. It is most likely a habanera pepper, and if you do eat it, you will wish, no…PRAY for death. Trust me. smiley5.gif

    • Two Things...

      13 years ago

      StrangeAngel

      EDIT: Okay, for some cracked-out reason I can't get the links to work. So when you click them, you'll have to fix them yourself.

      First, this little gem. When I found out about it, it was through Cindy, and she was having multiple spasms all over the place. The chat room conversation when something like this:

      Cindy: OMG OMG OMG!!!! CHECK THIS OUT!!!!
      Me: Hey, that looks pretty cool. ^_^
      Emily: That sucks that you only see one for like 0.12 seconds, but it looks GOOD!
      Me: How the hell can you tell it's good from that?

      Second, and this to me is far more exciting because of my current Mortal Kombat obsession (damn you Cindy!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!)
      Yeah, it's hasn't even reached pre-production yet, and they're still working on the script, but...DUDE!!!! O_O

      Me: Holy crapzorz, Cindy, check it, and prepare to laugh your ass off.
      Cindy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
      Cindy: We have to see that! HAVE to!
      Me: We should make Emily see it with us.
      Cindy: Yeah right, she's rather kill herself first before she saw that with us.

      We totally all love each other to pieces. smiley0.gif

    • Crawling From the Muck

      13 years ago

      StrangeAngel

      *looks at alerts list...sighs, starts clearing*
      So, I haven't been on RvB much lately. In fact, I haven't been online much period. The past two week have mostly consisted of the following activites:

      1) Trying, and failing, to get enough sleep
      2) Work
      3) Exercise
      4) Mortal Kombat
      5) Bitching about the heat

      So I finally broke down and let Peter play Halo 2. I was going to wait until I had finished it, but every time I started to play, I became uninterested after about 15 minutes and switched to MK. So I told him he could play, but only if I was around to watch.

      Frankly, this game is getting boring.

      The fucking flood levels can kiss my ass. Those things take FOREVER. It?s the Library level all over again! That's why I started writing this journal, to give me something to do.

      On a similar note, when Peter started up the game today, I noticed a strange profile, named "Robert". (my profile name is "AssHatGrif" and Peter's is "ButtMunchSimmons" Yeah, I know...) I think it's from the last guy that ownd my memory card. *shrugs* I'll check it out later.

    • What...The...Hell...

      13 years ago

      StrangeAngel

      Last night, around 2am, I dropped a friend off at her place and started home on the freeway. Halfway home, I pass a car which is going just below the speed limit. I look in my rearview mirror and see the car is flashing its high beams, and the driver is honking. I slow down, and the guy driving starts waving franticly and pointing to the side of the road. My first thought is that my tire is on fire or I just lost my bumper or something, so I nod to him, and pull to the side of the road. He pulls up behind me, and I, not being a fucking fool, stay in my car, make sure the doors are locked, and only open my window about three inches. The guy sits there for a moment, I guess waiting for me to get out, before getting out of his own car and walking over to me. The following conversation transpired:

      Me: Can I help you, sir?
      Creep, who smells STRONGLY of cigarettes and beer, and spoke with what I believe was a Russian accent: Hello. Where are you going right now?
      Me, confused and wary: Um, home?
      Creep: Where is home?
      Me, unwilling to give specifics: Seattle.
      Creep: I live in Seattle to. Would you like to go home with me?
      Me, now thoroughly freaked out and getting ready to run this guy over: NO!
      Creep: Why not?
      Me, putting peddle to metal: *VROOM*

      So yeah, I drove off, near panic, at 75mph (120kph), trying to put as much space between me and him before he got back into his car. I spent the next half an hour driving around randomly, trying to figure out if the guy was following me, and which gas station I should go screaming into if he was. Lucky for me, the guy was a quitter, and did not follow me home. I have never been so happy to lock my door at night. O_O;;

      Note to girls (boys too, now that I think about it): DO NOT get out of your car if some random creep pulls you over. And if they follow you, go to some place well lit and public, like a 24 hour gas station, and have the attended call 911. This has been a StrangeAngel PSA.

      I think I am gonna go curl into a fetal position now and play MK. Raiden and SubZero will protect me.

    • Stupid Reality

      13 years ago

      StrangeAngel

      Yeah, I have not been on in a while. You want to know why? It is because two or three weeks ago (I forget how long?time no longer has meaning to me) I got my x-box in the mail. Next day, I was accompanied by Emily and Cindy to various games stores so I could actually own games for my new x-box. Cindy convinced me that buying Mortal Kombat: Deception was in fact a good idea.

      Damn her.

      I usually do not go for fighting games; I am more of a first person shooter fan. But this games?god? I will think to myself ?Well, I have two hours before I have to go to work. That will give me enough time to shower and get my lunch ready?but maybe I will just play half an hour of MK before I do that?? next thing I know, it is 3:27 and I am rushing to get dressed and to my car?still un-showered and without lunch. -_- This games is killing my hygiene. So yeah, that is what I have been doing. That and Vice City, which I just now remembered is due back at the video store?*looks at clock* three hours ago?.o_O

      We also got robbed at the store today. Fun times. One of our regular customers saw a guy running for the door with a six pack under his shirt. What the hell?
      This also happened today. I will never look at cracker jacks the same again. See if you can find the funny:

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      I swear whoever put that in the computer did that on purpose.
      Okay, I need to go play more Mortal Kombat now. I hear Raiden and Subzero calling me.

  • About Me

  • Comments (128)

    • strikerbolt_striker

      12 years ago

      Hey! Nearly half a year after you asked for it, I finally got a decent Barney Calhoun drawing done. About time, eh? XD


      Better late than never!

    • saiyan_queen Ninja Turtle Fangirl

      12 years ago

      I haven't talked to you in forever.
      How are you doing now-a-days?

    • Amigan

      12 years ago

      Just wanted to say I think your "babies" were cute. Pity they've passed on.

      I came across your profile while searching for fans of the Discworld series and saw the picture. smiley0.gif

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I certainly didn't mean to offend you. I have no feelings of conflict with you personally. However, I personally find his artwork to be extremely offensive. I don't find human beings or their anatomy to be offensive, but I think using them to make money this way is disgusting. Again, as I say, I think that if he had the exact same "sculptures" but people knew they were in fact just sculptures and not corpses that had been basically painted and put into grotesque postures, then people would have no interest in his work. I think he is capitalizing on that, and I find that to be despicable.

    • slashseeker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Teenager in an adult bod

      13 years ago

      :::hug::: *snicker* Can't wait </sarcasm> And thanks for the mods, always appreciative for those...

    • Strife07

      13 years ago

      glad I could help. if you ever need helpful insight on how men are great, just let me know. I'm the pig great one to ask smiley8.gif

    • phunkie1

      13 years ago

      hey thanks for the welcome home mat. i needed that.

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      LOL! No, I hadn't looked it up, and thanks for reminding me.

      It looks cool... now I want to try it. I'll have to check if the local grocery carries it. Thanks!!

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      the

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    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      Vote for me! Thanks!!!

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      they're not both human...

    • Graee

      13 years ago

      That's cool, it's not my work but I'm glad the concept is getting around. ^.^

    • Muse9277

      13 years ago

      do this one for me

    • Chugabooe

      13 years ago

      Are your rats really messy or anything. I want a rat so bad, but everyone I talk to say they are really messy? Yours are too cute!

    • strikerbolt_striker

      13 years ago

      Lets see... When you posted that comment it was 10 PM here. Hawaii is usually really behind when it comes to timezones.

      ...But I better be getting to bed. I have school 'n all tomorrow. :D

      And sure, i'll get to that Barney picture whenever I have time(That's not taken up by procrastinating, >_>)

    • strikerbolt_striker

      13 years ago

      Yay! HIGH-FIVE! :D

    • strikerbolt_striker

      13 years ago

      Barney Calhoun > Adrian Shepard. :D!

    • Laird

      13 years ago

      As for "Who is coming to PAX?" from "CanWest" that'd be Me, Luke, Emily, Heidi, Randy and his wife.(we're all going together)

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      vote for me in muellertimes contest here


      THANKS!

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      I found the image on a random google search I did. I thought it was cool.

      *hopes she'll go insane in a good way* XD

    • grail

      13 years ago

      I think the Joel man went to everyone who was there and gave them his award, but I still feel special...and yes for PAX!

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      are you clicking the link that says "view film" or the "movie" link? click on the movie link.

    • gsrottie

      13 years ago

      Rats for the win!

    • Silvac

      13 years ago

      smiley0.gif thx

    • slashseeker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Teenager in an adult bod

      13 years ago

      I suppose, but they're all gay. >_< And they won't let me watch! -_-
      They don't? That's just wrong!...And that's why I like to read Slash Smut....yum... smiley8.gif

    • saiyan_queen Ninja Turtle Fangirl

      13 years ago

      ^_^ How's your night going?

    • Muse9277

      13 years ago

      lol friends need a good smack in the head now and then LOL

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      yes you should

    • espollard

      13 years ago

      30 levels of fun... (check out tunnelrats journal for the solution to the 30th!

    • espollard

      13 years ago

      i've finished the whole game now!
      yay for me!

    • espollard

      13 years ago

      Thanks.... nice to meet cha! smiley0.gif

    • phunkie1

      13 years ago

      hey thanx for the love yo!!! :D

    • Graee

      13 years ago

      I sent her This link to my journal and next thing I knew I had her smooch. Wasn't really expecting it, but thought I'd give it a go.

    • Graee

      13 years ago

      Thanks ^.^

      I guess we'll see how the day fairs... I imagine I'm gonna have a crazy huge list of updates when I get back to work tonight... meh, If nothing else, it'll keep me occupied and hopefully enteretained for a while. This morning we're suppose to get our cable turned on, and then we gotta go look for an entertainment center for my tv and possibly a desk for my comp. Then I still got all the bill changes and change of address and yadda yadda yadda... Yesterday was long, today isn't really gonna be any shorter.

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      ouch...lol

    • saiyan_queen Ninja Turtle Fangirl

      13 years ago

      I WISH that was me with that awesome set of piercings!
      It's something to strive for in the future though... ^_^


      Thanks for looking and for the mods!

    • tamsenmc

      13 years ago

      :( I hate watching a pet suffer. I hope she feels better and suffers as little as possible. Good luck girl. *gives her an e-pat*

    • Graee

      13 years ago

      Good morning to you. If you want me to entertain you, it'd be easier on Yahoo. ; P

    • Graee

      13 years ago

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      Happy Valentines, Dollface!

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      smiley12.gif Happy Valentine's Day smiley12.gif

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    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      LOL

      what can I say? I'm a freak.

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      me neither...believe me, i tried smiley0.gif

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      Yeah, *sigh* i love women, lol

    • ManusNigrum

      13 years ago

      Yes, yes they are the bees knees.

      I don't usually go to your main page, just the journal entries. How long have you had those little guys up?

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      lol, really gong-ho for penis's aren't ya? lol

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      hahah, i remember your crazy ass cake you had up!

      lol, you have quite a skilll!

    • noirakita

      13 years ago

      about the Luke McKay Sarge/Caboose Comic I have in my images, He did that months ago, he had it posted for a while with his stuff, but he took it down and I haven't seen it since.

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      Shit, that sucks. Seems like that's always the case right now, with a lot of movies.

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