Strawburry

Female
from California

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    • HMMM.

      6 years ago

      Strawburry

      What is this? I don't know what this is anymore. Rooster Teeth? What is that? The last time I heard of that was . . . pshh, months ago.

      So I have been absent for a while. Not busy. Just lazy. This whole "account" thing hasn't been my top priority, sorry.

      I am here to tell you I broke my right arm tubing. Yes, you heard me right. Tubing.

      SO. I went on an inner tube thing a few days ago with Max and this guy Clint we met on the beach because my dad was talking to his family . . . whatever. Not important.

      ANYWAY. I'm not used to "rowdy" guys since Max is so mellow . . . ya know? Well, Clint, you see, wanted to fall off the tube. So whenever my dad took a turn in the boat, he would start rocking the tube hella hard. And you know what else he was doing? He wouldn't stop hitting on me. So there Max sat, hearing this guy complimenting the crap out of me. And he wasn't even GOOD LOOKING. He knew Max was my boyfriend, but that didn't stop him.

      Well, knowing my uncanny luck, my dad decided to take a really nasty turn as Clint was rocking the thing, throwing all three of us off. I was on the left side, Clint in the middle, Max on the right. Of course this turn happened to be on my side, thus me receiving the most water in the face.

      And added to this, the tube is almost IMPOSSIBLE to fall off. You sit in it, there is a back rest and arm rests, handles, and it sits three. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would fall off of it.

      I have never fallen off a tube. I didn't know what to do. It all happened so quick. One moment I was smiling, the next I was screaming.

      Order of events//// us having a shit ton of fun//// impact on water//// spinning underwater//// swallowing several gallons of lake water//// water up the nose//// swimming upward once the spinning stopped//// resurfacing//// screaming my ass off//// bewildering pain.

      I was just that - bewildered. I had never got hurt like this before. The worst injury I received was a twisted ankle. THAT'S IT.

      I was screaming, "I CAN'T MOVE MY ARM." Over and over and over. Apparently, I had hung onto the tube after we face-planted into the water, thus ripping my arm in half. That's an exaggeration.

      Blah blah blah crying crying crying screaming screaming screaming. We went to the hospital, they determined it was broken, and here I am now with a big fucking cast on my arm.

      I blame Clint. Asshole. He didn't like me when I was crying my ass off. NO. He winced whenever he looked at my distorted, tear-streaked face.

      ~SHAWNA.

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    • Have you ever . . .

      7 years ago

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      . . . woken up with your head where your feet should be with your arms wrapped around your boyfriend's (or girlfriend's) legs and your legs wrapped around his waist? Yeah, me neither.

      Okay, I may have just woken up like that. I SWEAR that I went to bed with my head on my pillow and my feet at the bottom of the bed. I don't know how I got entirely switched around like that. I wish that there was someone else that lived in our house to take a picture of it.

      Max swears that he didn’t move me and the reason why he woke up was because I accidently kicked him in the face. He then proceeded to wrapping my legs around his waist so he didn't get kicked again. He said I gave him a bloody nose, but I don't believe him. He just wanted me to feel bad for kicking him.

      I guess this is what happens when you can't afford to buy a bigger bed so you are sleeping the same double bed that you had since you were three years old!

      Luckily none of our animals were sleeping with us that night. I probably would have squished one of them because they tend to lie towards the foot of the bed, save for Joe who usually lays on my pillow next to my head or in my arms.

      I don't know why I told you guys this. I NEVER sleep walk and usually never move drastically in bed, save for turning over. And if you ever spend a night with me, prepare to not have any room because I sleep diagonally in the bed. Don't ask how that works out in a double bed with two people, two dogs, and a cat, but I do sleep diagonally every night. We're not sure how it works either.

      ~Shawna and Joe (he is sitting in my lap proofreading for me. Because he can totally read).

    • I live at night.

      7 years ago

      Strawburry

      My sleeping schedule is all messed up.

      I go to bed at 3:00 every morning, and then sleep in to around 12:00-1:00 pm. I don't know why, but I like being awake at night. I just like it better than working during the daytime. My thoughts flow more freely when I am writing, and I usually travel across the interwebs more at night.

      My mom and dad always used to get mad at me when I was younger because I would stay up so late on the weekends, therefore I would sleep in really late, and then I would be all cranky and tired on Mondays because I had to go to bed earlier, but couldn't fall asleep until late at night.

      Maybe I am an insomniac.

      Well, no, because an insomniac is someone who has trouble falling asleep/sleeping in general. I fall asleep quickly once I decide to go to bed. It is just when I have to go to bed earlier because I must wake up earlier, I cannot fall asleep until late because I stayed up late the night before. I know, it makes no sense.

      The whole point to this journal was that I like operating at nighttime better than in the daytime, so usually I stay up late and then spend half the day sleeping. That's it.

      It's not that late now (11:00 California time). I will probably stay up for several more hours working on my book. I am on Chapter 28. I want to get to Chapter 30 before I go to bed. I still have to proofread chapters 25, 26, and 27, and then once I finish 28, 29, and 30, I must proofread those.

      Max gets mad at me often for my bad sleeping schedules. Since I stay up late, he usually does, and we both usually sleep in real late. He just gets annoyed when he has to wake up early. Neither of us are morning people.

      That is about IT. I don't know why I wrote this or what inspired me to, I just DID.

      ~Shawna

    • Derp.

      7 years ago

      Strawburry

      That is all I had to say.

      I give myself a pat on the back for a short journal.

      *pats self on back*
      ~Shawna

      ANYWAY.

      I am going to just sit at my computer all day and write my book. The blinds are closed, I don't have a light on, the door is closed, and I have Lord of the Rings music playing. Ready to type several chapters, proof-read those chapters three times each, rinse and repeat. The life of an anti-social nerd.

  • Comments (1)

    • BRunettEE

      7 years ago

      Happy Birthday/Easter!

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