Suesalex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dick Puncher

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    • 3 years ago

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    • 3 years ago

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    • It's Tricky

      3 years ago

      Suesalex Dick Puncher

      It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
      It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
      It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
      It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky

    • 3 years ago

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    • Tip: Don't get your wisdom teeth out, kids.

      3 years ago

      Suesalex Dick Puncher

      Fuck me. I've been in pain since Tuesday. Before that, I was just worried about what I'd say on the drugs. Turned out, that fear was for nothing since I wasn't even fucking loopy when I woke up. I didn't take the laughing gas, which I'm guessing is what makes people loopy in the first place. So, when I woke up, my mouth was frozen for like 30 minutes more and then the real pain started.

      I got all 4 taken out even though, currently, only two of them was growing in. Still, the dentist recommended I take out all of them to avoid having to do this again in the future. So, yeah, I stupidly got them out about a week before school.

      Biggest. Fucking. Mistake. Ever.

      The pain has started to go down after 4 days, which I'm happy about, but my face still looks like a goddamn chipmunk. I was supposed to go back to school tomorrow to prepare myself for Wednesday (when school actually starts)....But now I can't. I can't eat properly and I'm still exhasted from the pain and the drugs, along with the stress.

      I just want my face to return to normal, dammit

      - and the pain to stop so I can eat again!

    • No, But Seriously...RTX.

      4 years ago

      Suesalex Dick Puncher

      RTX was an amazing experience.

      I'm so happy I decided to go and didn't chicken out buying my plane ticket that cold day in February. I'm happy that I met so much amazing people from the community and was able to have a fucking chill-ass time.

      If you ever have a chance to go, do it. You won't regret it.

      I know that if I didn't go, I'd regret it. I would have missed sitting in the crowd watching Michael throw pizza at me and then, a few moments later, take off his pants.

      I would have missed seeing Michael pull back Gavin's chair and watching him wipe out.

      I wouldn't have seen Joel and Adam fail horribly at Alien Isolation.

      I wouldn't have gotten to laugh with everyone at the new X-Ray and Vav episode that's coming out next week or even the Lazer Team trailer and clips.

      I wouldn't have gotten to be squished in the middle of a Michael and Lindsay hug or been able to get the autographs of the genius' behind Marble Hornets.

      I wouldn't have known what it felt like to be surrounding completely in a hall of 2,000+ people or in a convention hall with many more.

      The Rooster Teeth community is absolutely brilliant and I can't wait to see everyone again next year! Hope to see you there~

      :)

    • Shout out to that guy I gave some of my drink to at the RTX After party

      4 years ago

      Suesalex Dick Puncher

      #IDon'tEvenRememberWhatYouLookLikeButStill

    • The Internet is a Weird Place

      4 years ago

      Suesalex Dick Puncher

      This morning I wake up and see a post on my feed that state that children are 'summoning a demon' and then taking to the internet to upload their vines of how they made contact with said demon. So pretty much, making contact with demons have now become a viral thing and because of this being the top new trend, everyone's doing it.

      Why? That's so fucking weird...

      I would just like to say that I don't believe that said demon ('Charlie') is real since, come on, you're using 6 pencils and chanting "Charlie, Charlie, are you here". So, yeah, I don't think that will bring a demon into your room and patiently wait for you to ask questions by moving the pencil around to land on 'yes, no, maybe'.

      But I'm just curious as to why our society feels the need to 'summon demons' and post it on vine just to get their 5 minutes of fame?

      I'm not sure if I'm disappointed or fascinated by this. Everything we do now has to be broadcasted online. We are literally on a website right now - you reading this, me typing this - that shows that you can make a shit ton of money by broadcasting what you do daily and make a living out of it.

      The internet just continues to open up more doors that allow people to use it in a whole different other way. This is like a fucked up version of the cinnamon challenge so, I'm not surprised this is happening. Just gives me something else to talk about when I go back to Uni~

    • So wait. What?

      4 years ago

      Suesalex Dick Puncher

      Prozzäk is apparently a Canadian pop band?

      I didn't even know this. I thought they were European or some shit. Holy shit.

      That was my childhood right there.

    • But Why, Canada?

      4 years ago

      Suesalex Dick Puncher

      All summer I complain that it's too cold

      Now that it's too hot, I complain that it's not cold enough

      I'm never pleased.

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      3 years ago

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      3 years ago

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      3 years ago

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      3 years ago

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      3 years ago

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      3 years ago

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      3 years ago

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      4 years ago

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      4 years ago

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