SurferGirl

Female
from Morro Bay

    • SurferGirl

      # 137 LOSER

      8 years ago

      " LOSER " by Beck


      In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
      Butane in my veins and i'm out to cut the junkie
      With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
      Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
      Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
      Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
      Baby's in reno with the vitamin d
      Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
      Someone came in sayin' i'm insane to complain
      About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
      Don't believe everything that you breathe
      You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
      So shave your face with some mace in the dark
      Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

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      Soy un perdedor
      I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

      Soy un perdedor
      I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

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      Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
      Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
      'Cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
      One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
      With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
      The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
      He hung himself with a guitar string
      A slab of turkey-neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
      You can't write if you can't relate
      Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
      And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
      Who's chokin' on the splinters

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      Soy un perdedor
      I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

      Soy un perdedor
      I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
      Soooooooyy...

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      Soy un perdedor
      I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
      (I can't believe you)
      Soy un perdedor
      I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
      Soy un perdedor
      I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
      (Sprechen sie deutsch hier, baby!)
      Soy un perdedor
      I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
      (Know what i'm sayin'? )

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    • SurferGirl

      # 135 I loved this !

      8 years ago

      Even in the state my brain has been in lately
      I saw this in FleurdeMai's journal and had to swipe and post
      for your reading enjoyment....

      November 28th, 2006

      20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level....
      ...Of Insanity

      1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

      2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

      3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

      4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

      5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

      6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

      7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

      8. Don't use any punctuation.

      9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

      10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

      11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

      12. Sing Along At The Opera.

      13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

      14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

      15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

      16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

      17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

      18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

      19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

      20. And The

      Final Way
      To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

      Keep This Going To Make More People Smile.

      Its Called ... therapy.


      So if you do ANY of these already
      tell us !!

      And 4 your information
      I have done 3,9,17 and 18


    • SurferGirl

      # 132 spacefiller journal

      8 years ago

      not much 2 say 2day
      just a quick shout out and hey
      workin a lot is gettin me down
      so happy that summer is comin around

      yea I suck at poetry....

      Mod Points: 10
      Karma Level: + 55
      32% completed to Level +56
      Total time online: 56d 18h 34m
      Profile Views: 38,163
      Journal Views: 53,237

      Thatz all the statz I can give you at the moment
      See ya !

      ^_^



    • SurferGirl

      # 131 Sympathy for the Devil...

      8 years ago

      Please allow me to introduce myself
      Im a man of wealth and taste
      Ive been around for a long, long year
      Stole many a mans soul and faith
      And I was round when jesus christ
      Had his moment of doubt and pain
      Made damn sure that pilate
      Washed his hands and sealed his fate
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      Pleased to meet you
      Hope you guess my name
      But whats puzzling you
      Is the nature of my game
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      I stuck around st. petersburg
      When I saw it was a time for a change
      Killed the czar and his ministers
      Anastasia screamed in vain
      I rode a tank
      Held a generals rank
      When the blitzkrieg raged
      And the bodies stank
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      Pleased to meet you
      Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
      Ah, whats puzzling you
      Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
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      I watched with glee
      While your kings and queens
      Fought for ten decades
      For the gods they made
      I shouted out,
      Who killed the kennedys?
      When after all
      It was you and me
      Let me please introduce myself
      Im a man of wealth and taste
      And I laid traps for troubadours
      Who get killed before they reached bombay
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      Pleased to meet you
      Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
      But whats puzzling you
      Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
      Pleased to meet you
      Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
      But whats confusing you
      Is just the nature of my game

      Whats me name
      Tell me, baby, whats my name
      Tell me, sweetie, whats my name
      Ooo, who, who
      Ooo, who, who
      Ooo, who, who
      Ooo, who, who
      Ooo, who, who
      Ooo, who, who
      Ooo, who, who
      Oh, yeah
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      Just as every cop is a criminal
      And all the sinners saints
      As heads is tails
      Just call me lucifer
      cause Im in need of some restraint
      So if you meet me
      Have some courtesy
      Have some sympathy, and some taste
      Use all your well-learned politesse
      Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
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      Pleased to meet you
      Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
      But whats puzzling you
      Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
      Woo, who
      Oh yeah, get on down
      Oh yeah
      Oh yeah!
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      Tell me baby, whats my name
      Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
      Tell me baby, whats my name
      I tell you one time, youre to blame
      Ooo, who
      Ooo, who
      Ooo, who
      Ooo, who, who
      Ooo, who, who
      Ooo, who, who
      Ooo, who, who
      Oh, yeah

    • SurferGirl

      # 130 London Bridge

      8 years ago

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      Oh snap, oh snap, oh snap
      When I come to the club, step aside
      Pop the seats, don't be havin me in the line
      V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
      I'm Fergie Ferg
      and me love you long time

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      All my girls get down on the floor
      Back to back drop it down real low
      I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho
      But u know i dont give a fuck So here we go!


      How come every time you come around
      My London London Bridge want to go down
      Like London London wanna to down
      Like London London be going down
      How come every time you come around
      My London London Bridge want to go down
      Like London London wanna go down
      Like London London be going down

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      Drinks start pouring
      And my speech start slurring
      Everybody start looking real good

      The Grey Goose got ya girl feeling loose
      Now I wishing that I didn't wear these shoes
      It's like everytime I get up on a dude
      Papparazzi put my business in the news
      And I'm like get up out my face (oh, shit)
      Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, shit)
      My lips make you want to have a taste (oh, shit)
      You got that? I got the base

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      How come every time you come around
      My London London Bridge want to go down
      Like London London wanna go down
      Like London London be going down
      How come every time you come around
      My London London Bridge want to go down
      Like London London wanna go down
      Like London London be going down


      When I come to the clubs, step aside
      Pop the seats, don't be havin me in the line
      V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
      I'm Fergie Ferg
      and me love you long time

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      All my girls get down on the floor
      Back to back drop it down real low
      I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho
      but you know that, I don't give a fuck
      So here we go!

      How come every time you come around
      My London London Bridge want to go down
      Like London London wanna go down
      Like London London be going down
      How come every time you come around
      My London London Bridge want to go down
      Like London London wanna go down
      Like London London be going down

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    • SurferGirl

      # 129 I Been Tagged !!

      8 years ago

      So I was tagged by Jo
      And I needed to pick three people to tag in return
      + give them 3 modz each
      *thinks hard...smellz smoke!*

      Ok so if I tag 3 people that I think need more recognition is that cool ?
      If not..o well I do whtever the frik I want anywayz !

      So I pick Anomalous
      and TrybalWingz
      and for my third Rockerchic

      And I ask that you all visit these peepz and comment for me
      Please please please !!

      Kthx !

    • SurferGirl

      # 128 Funny pix from meesa

      8 years ago

      Yes I am bored and have no ideas for a journal that'd stun you all
      So I decided to just post a few funny pix and/or cartoons for your viewing enjoyment
      So

      Enjoy !




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      Had 2 add a little turkey humor

      haha

      ^_^

    • SurferGirl

      # 127 For Hunter

      8 years ago

      I heard the song 2day
      reminded me of Hunter
      and the fact that he was the one that introduced me to the song

      Thanx Hunter
      *HuggZ*

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      There's a man sitting down by the 405
      Hitting some kind of tune on his raving guitar
      He seems stranded in a desert of a million dreams
      Just like life hasn't been exactly as nice as it seems

      Hello! How are you?
      Why are you looking so sad on a day like this?
      Do you feel like talking?
      Now you got me started

      I wanna see a smile on your clueless face - Yeah Yeah
      You could be so happy on this brand new beautiful day
      You could be so happy like kids getting ready to play
      Come on and bring it on, on and on
      Nothing that you do is wrong
      Come along and don't drag it on
      You can be so happy

      You say your girlfriend is pretty - Yeah
      She's waiting at home
      Got a safe job
      And you can call a little house and a chevy your own
      It all seems perfect but ain't perfect just as boring as hell
      You've been craving for this
      And now you're stuck just like a snail in it's shell All that matters is that you can
      be free to live your life the way you sincerely feel it
      Cause life's too short
      You don't wanna be a prisoner
      of your own illusions
      And I shout it out

      You could be so happy - yeah you got somebody to love
      You could be so happy - Ain't that good enough
      Ain't no use to sit and drag it on, thinking 'bout the mess
      you've done - Nothing's wrong, just bring it on
      You could be so happy

      There's a man sitting down by the 405
      Got a smile on his face - Thinking: 'What a wonderful life'

      The song is sung by Sita and it's titled " Happy "
      find it
      listen to it
      love it !
      please go and vote for Sabrina ( LuX-Tannin ) in Erica's journal !!

    • SurferGirl

      # 126 journal afta the last one

      8 years ago

      So here I am posting a journal which has no content
      I have to post it because of the rules I set 4 myself
      now since i am out of modz
      I can't give them out either

      hence the new journal
      I make perfect sense in my own mind people !

      Anyway.....
      Worked 49 hours all told last week at my 2 jobs
      prolly b more this week
      hopin anywayz

      Nada else new tho

      See
      Me

      ^_^

    • SurferGirl

      # 125 Who do you love ?

      8 years ago

      George Thorogood roxx
      Love that song
      Um...

      Nada new here
      but to keep your alert lists working, I thought I needed to post
      ya

      So...
      Ok so anyone that has a comment in this journal
      til the time I make my next journal
      Gets *drumroll ensues*
      A MOD-POINT !!!

      Ken ya believe it ?

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      Sabby's a hottie !

      Rawwwr !

  • About Me

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    She's a hot stepping hemi with a four on the floor
    She's a roadrunner engine in a '32 Ford
    Late at night when I'm dead on the line
    I swear I think of your pretty face when I let her unwind
    Well look over yonder see them city lights
    Come on little dolly 'n' go ramroddin' tonight

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  • Comments (1538)

    • docdawolf

      docdawolf

      7 years ago

      I wanted you to know, he is not getting out till the end of next year. He gets no time off for good behavior. Just so you know I gave you his info, maybe you can write him. I am sure he is lonely as hell being on the other side of the state and all, so maybe a letter from a few of you might make his day a bit. I don't hate the man, I just don't like how my kids and I were treated, besides its got nothing to do with you all and that you all are tight, I'm cool with that. So write him if you get a chance.


      Clarinda Correctional Facility
      2000 N. 16th Street
      Box 1338
      Clarinda, IA 51632



      Name Stephen Wayne Presley
      Offender Number 0072915
      Sex M
      Birth Date 06/25/1966
      Age 41
      Location Clarinda Correctional Facility
      Offense Gathering For Use of Drugs - Other than Marijuana
      County Of Commitment Dubuque
      Commitment Date 01/30/2007
      Duration 6 Years
      TDD/SDD * 12/09/2008

      * TDD = Tentative Discharge Date
      * SDD = Supervision Discharge Date

      Supervision Status Offense Class County of Commitment End Date
      Prison D Felony Dubuque
      Prison Serious Misdemeanor Dubuque

      Supervision Status Offense Class County of Commitment End Date
      Probation Aggravated Misdemeanor Dubuque 01/26/2007
      Probation D Felony Dubuque 01/26/2007

      Supervision Status Offense Class County of Commitment End Date
      Probation Aggravated Misdemeanor Dubuque 11/03/2003

      Supervision Status Offense Class County of Commitment End Date
      Probation Serious Misdemeanor Dubuque 03/12/1990

    • TabbyKat

      TabbyKat

      7 years ago

      i miss you *sniffle*

    • Gen

      Gen

      8 years ago

      You know, I don't really care who you are or what you have done. You were always one person on this site who someone could talk to. There are other's I know, and I am not going to name names here... but I guess what I am trying to say - be real with us, some of us have been real to you.
      Missing you (whoever you may be).

    • docdawolf

      docdawolf

      8 years ago

      Damn Steve its been Seven Months are you still in Jail ???

      come on now where are you why are you still hiding ?

      Are you ashamed ?

      Come on Cheryl or Steve or whoever you are come back

      Doc

    • Vampiress13

      Vampiress13

      8 years ago

      Hey! I Miss you!

    • GigasViking

      GigasViking

      8 years ago

      Just a quick FYI to let you know that after 2 MONTHS I got the egyptian translator done! I am more relieved than ever now that the "bee-otch" (that's the name of the air freshener in the car used in the new Transformers movie) is done =)

      My newest journal entry covers the details you can check out sometime.

    • GigasViking

      GigasViking

      8 years ago

      Thought I'd drop you a note and let you know that I've just finished spending several hundred hours developing an ancient language translator (english to cuneiform script used +5000years ago) if you wanna check it out. Its in my journal :)

    • Jelina

      Jelina

      8 years ago

      Steve, when you get home and read this, be real, hon. We would have accepted you whatever, whomever you are. Enough pretending.

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    • docdawolf

      docdawolf

      8 years ago

      we will discuss all of this when you come home ok

      Doc

      don't you dare run either

      I'm still with you homie

    • GigasViking

      GigasViking

      8 years ago

      MERRY CHRISTMAS SURFERGIRL!