TCG_Chris

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from Cottage Grove, MN

  • Activity

    • I'm back!

      10 years ago

      TCG_Chris

      A ton has changed since the last time I have been on!

      I'll update my profile very soon

    • Chris Farley Returns!

      12 years ago

      TCG_Chris

      Apparently Chris Farley's spirit has returned as a small girl!

      Here's the proof!


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    • Top 11 things Geeks did on Easter

      12 years ago

      TCG_Chris

      Things Geeks Did on Easter
      11. Carved Klingon warriors out of blocks of chocolate with Dremel.
      10. Started flame war about resurrection on fundamentalist message board.
      9. Sent e-mail, chatted with friends and surfed the web aimlessly, just like every other day.
      8. Developed new ways to torture marshmallow Peeps chicks and bunnies.
      7. Did spring cleaning on their e-mail inbox.
      6. Tagged eggs with GPS beacons, gave kids coordinates.
      5. Built Easter baskets out of Lego.
      4. Removed fan from CPU and baked Easter ham inside of computer case.
      3. Worked on script to sequel of Life of Brian entitled Brian Lives Again.
      2. Resurrected their old Commodore 64.
      1. Let the kids search for meatballs that the Flying Spaghetti Bunny left.

    • Evil Easter Bunny!

      12 years ago

      TCG_Chris

      I think I'd run the other way if I saw this Easter Bunny at my local mall!

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    • I know I'm a horrible person!

      12 years ago

      TCG_Chris

      I find this all too funny!

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    • How to be a Nerd

      12 years ago

      TCG_Chris

      Nerd is a term that encompasses many areas, including gaming of any kind and computers. If you are interested in joining the fantastic universe of nerddom, read on.


      Steps

      1. Understand what being a nerd means. A nerd is someone intelligent, individual, and nonconformist. (Many people thought of as "punk" are actually nerds in disguise.) A geek is someone known for their obsession(s) with one or more things. A dork... is a dork. It is NOT a good thing to be a dork. A loser, contrary to popular belief, is not the category that nerds, geeks, and dorks fall under. A loser is someone who thinks they're cool but is really just a bully.

      2. Learn. Just learn. Read everything you can get your hands on, including reference books and encyclopedias. Watch PBS, the history channel, the science channel, etc. Read the newspaper and watch the news. Keep your bookshelf stocked with more non-fiction than fiction. Whenever you don't know the meaning of a word, look it up. And, most of all, pay attention in class! You don't have to pick up on things like quantum physics and computer programming, but hey, that's a great place to start!

      3. Read books. They will make you smarter. All of sci-fi and most of fantasy are nerdy. Non-fiction, especially on historical topics no one has heard of, is nerdy. Computer manuals, well, manuals in general. Math textbooks are good. Ask alot of questions in class. Do research above and beyond what is taught in class about certain topics.

      4. Increase your vocabulary, and use it! Don't get wordy, but substitute little words (jumped, typed) for better ones (lunged, hammered the keyboard frenziedly). But make SURE you only use your brainy words when they'll fit, or you'll look like a show off. And make sure there's someone around to appreciate your vocabulary when you use it, or people will think you as more eccentric and a show off than nerdy.

      5. Become an "expert" on certain topics. Notice the aforementioned topics? Talk about them, but stop when you can tell someone is getting bored and let them talk about their own interests. Become more informed than others on certain topics. Don't just play the computer game; know all the designers, and the characters' back stories. Make sure that everyone you know, knows you know these things. Also, use as much of the subject's unique vocabulary as possible. Use a google of jargon, but be ready to give a definition when asked.

      6. Find friends with similar interests. Not all nerds have only nerdy friends, but it may help you to fit in with other nerds if you learn to play some stereotypically nerdy games and watch stereotypically nerdy movies and TV. At the same time, have a few friends who are anything BUT nerds. This'll make sure you're skillful socially and aren't just trying to withdraw. Teach them a few things, and who knows? Maybe they'll know something important that you don't!

      7. Dress uniquely. This can be as extreme as suspenders and high-waters, or if that's too much, just buy some tee-shirts that make reference to obscure or computer related things. (Video games, D&D, 1337, Binary, or any math topic make great choices. [www.thinkgeek.com think geek] is a great place to get clothes like this) Also, always wear a digital watch. The alternative to dressing nicely is to not care how you dress. (This makes you a nerd since you don't care about appearance)

      8. Embrace nerd entertainment-Star Wars, Star Trek, online gaming ("Counter Strike","World of Warcraft", "Joint Operations: Typhoon Rising", "Ragnarok Online"). Play nerd related games-- Magic the Gathering, D&D, Trivial Pursuit (especially nerd theme editions). Dress up as your favorite characters for movie premieres, or even just for fun.

      9. Ponder everything. If at any point you're not pondering, you need to try harder. Question yourself first and the world around you. Don't be afraid to ask others for their answer. Be ready to accept it and even adopt it if it's better than yours.


      Tips

      * Remember that there are different types of nerds. Here's a good list of them:

      o Music nerd: also called "band dork," these nerds got groove. Usually seen with wieldy French horns or silently tapping out complicated drum rhythms.
      o Computer nerd: these nerds are by and large considered the most helpful, and can mend a motherboard in a heartbeat. Usually seen putting the finishing touches on a website or helping the computer-tech teacher.
      o Factoid nerd: annoying at times, but weirdly endearing. Can recite dozens of things no one needed to knowâ€'from the full "Hamlet's Soliloquy" to the nutritional value of hippo milk.
      o Geek nerd: have no real talents. These nerdy nerds are gifted with a natural lack of grace and style that brand them as 100% nerd!
      o Drama nerd: possessed with an attitude, which is rare in other types of nerds. They know the ins and outs of many theatre arts, including dance, mime, chorus, et cetera.
      o Math nerd: usually knows calculus at a young age or another form of advanced math. They can sleep through math class and still get As.
      o Science nerd: almost always specilises in one form of science (biology, physics, astronomy, chemostry, geology) and is extreamly proficent in that on feld of science.


      Warnings

      * If you are a guy: Female nerds are in short supply, get used to it.
      * Not everyone in your life will relish your nerdiness. Some may even taunt, boo, or try to convince you that no, you have it wrongâ€'nerds actually are uncool. Whatever you do, do not listen to these idiots.
      * Don't be a know-it-all ALL the time! If you have to point out a mistake or a faulty logic, do it politely and discretely.
      * Nerds are usually very unsocial. Lack of eye-contact and shoe-shopping-talk may be convincing.

    • Carnage in Spiderman 3!

      12 years ago

      TCG_Chris

      Apparently IMDB has got latest scoop on Spiderman 3. If you where fortunate to catch before it was taken down. I guess Sony wasn't too happy about this leaked info. It looks as thou Carnage will be making an appearance in Spiderman 3 but its not who you would might think!

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    • Mind Freak Spoof!

      12 years ago

      TCG_Chris

      Check this awesome video spoofing MindFreak Cris Angel!

      www.yikers.com/video_humorous_mind_freak_spoof.html?ref=1287

    • List of Unusual Deaths

      12 years ago

      TCG_Chris

      This is a list of unusual deaths â€" unique causes or extremely rare circumstances â€" recorded throughout history. The list also includes less rare, but still unusual, deaths of prominent persons.

      To be included on this list, an unusual death has to receive mention in the Wikipedia article of a person, or the death itself has to be the focus of a Wikipedia article.

      One of my personal favorites was:
      "1990: George Allen, an American football coach, died a month after some of his players dumped a Gatorade bucket on him following a victory (as it is tradition in American Football), resulting in pneumonia."


      Check it out here:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

    • New Warning label for the Bible

      12 years ago

      TCG_Chris

      I think all Bibles sold from this point on need this:

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  • About Me

  • Comments (38)

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      Hey, can you tell Dain to get on, and to tell Moon that we need an update?
      Good messenger.

    • Heather

      12 years ago

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    • Heather

      12 years ago

      *poke *

    • Heather

      12 years ago

      Har har, thanks for the boost!
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    • JJMcFly

      12 years ago

      Helpful Tip:
      Avoid Waupaca, I grew up there...enough said!


      I've been through Waupaca, not much there... but it's not bad...

      so is your sister hot?!?!? (j/k)

      worst question to ever ask of a brother/sister.

    • poison_angel

      12 years ago

      A couple of problems with Comcast: they're more expensive, they support cable, rather than DSL (cable isn't quite as good, in my opinion), and their commercials are stupid and don't make any sense.

      *sigh* I wasn't actually trying to rip on Qwest. They're not that bad. I was just giving reason to why I no longer have internet access.

    • mymy

      12 years ago

      LOL! I saw the pictures in Heather's journal. That was hilarious!

    • Heather

      12 years ago

      Love it!

      I had to view it in a new window - but it works.

      And thanks.
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    • Heather

      12 years ago

      I'm just getting a broken image. smiley3.gif

    • YourSister14

      12 years ago

      Round one of my contest has satrted. Good luck!

    • myguns2345

      12 years ago

      got new pics!

    • Magenta666

      12 years ago

      thx smiley1.gif

    • myguns2345

      12 years ago

      yo its me i was just wondering if you all wanted to chech out my stuff?
      its my first day and i wasted all of my mods so feel free to be helpful jk from myguns2345

    • Heather

      12 years ago

      His head is attached to the body with a bit of dowel, so I took his head off and stuck the dowel up under the grill - it looked like I'd hit him and decapitated him. Didn't take a pic though. smiley1.gif

    • Dainbramaged

      12 years ago

      *LOL* You are a REALLY bad person.


      That being said, that could be the greatest thing ever. Nice touch making it EA Sports, cause you know they'd buy the rights in a heartbeat.

      Oh yeah, you need to post that game in your pics. It must be shared with the world.

      Post edited 11/07/06 5:08AM

    • Steve88

      12 years ago

      lol, I love those Animation GIFS on yur page heh

    • IrishWalnut

      12 years ago

      You know... they really should have had a Knight Rider/Boy Meets World crossover special where he ran over Eric as K.I.T.T.

      That would have made the series WAY more tolerable.

    • Dainbramaged

      12 years ago

      and you're still both asses!


      At least you're not bitter.

    • Dainbramaged

      12 years ago

      BTW...I still hate you!


      Good to know.

    • IrishWalnut

      12 years ago

      You did really well for someone that doesn't know me!

    • Dainbramaged

      12 years ago

      Okay, so I see you figured out the animated gifs-on-the-homepage thing.

    • Heather

      12 years ago

      The kid with the green socks worries me...What kind of guy wears socks of those color. Plus I like the big hole he has in it aswell


      Actually, would you believe he's a policeman? smiley8.gif

    • Dainbramaged

      12 years ago

      yah...thanks jerk for telling me you where going to walk!!! I was so worried about you. I walked around the store for 20 minutes frantically looking for you. I was asking everyone If they had seen you! I was just like a little boy who had lost his puppy!


      Maybe it's time to lay off the caffine there... spaz.

    • Dainbramaged

      13 years ago

      ..... You're an ass!

    • Dainbramaged

      13 years ago

      67 CASES OF JELL-O? Good god man, how did you survive?

    • TCG_Chris

      13 years ago

      Thanks for my bubblegum cigar!

    • Dainbramaged

      13 years ago

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    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Hmm, so I hear that there were some comments made about my baby pool entry and superior Simpsons knowledge? smiley8.gif
      You may have won this round, no baby on the 3rd... but I think it'll be arriving before your guess!

    • atsamfirg

      13 years ago

      The governor does a pretty good job in True Lies...It is why I wanted to learn the dance in the first place. smiley12.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Did you know I have a music quiz running? It goes until this Sunday my time, which would be Saturday your time. You should give it a go, mods for every entry. smiley1.gif You can find a link to it in my profile.

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Although limiting... you can edit stuff in Paint...

    • moinkers

      13 years ago

      OK I AM EXTREAMLY BORED SOOO IAM HAVING A CONTEST ON WHO HAS THE FUNNIEST OR COOLEST PICTURES OR THE FUNNIEST OR COOLEST GIFS ANYONE CAN JOIN JUST GIVE ME YOUR NAME

    • TCG_Chris

      13 years ago

      Yes, you as my friend is quite sad!

    • Dainbramaged

      13 years ago

      It's kinda sad that your only friends here are my wife, myself and... Dan. Quite sad indeed.

    • TCG_Chris

      13 years ago

      Thank you!

    • gameboi

      13 years ago

      Welcome aboard ;-)

    • Moonracer

      13 years ago

      Well he got first welcome and here's mine sorry it's so late.

    • Dainbramaged

      13 years ago

      Booyah!

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