THE_HAND FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE ALMIGHTY

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    • LtownSpartan

      14 years ago

      The HAND is never wrong bow down to him
      All noobs beware

    • llchurch

      14 years ago

      The hand is awesome, what do you think? I'm not addressing the hand directly.

    • Drumharder

      14 years ago

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      Hand Lotion?

      I offer this as my gift to the all mighty giver of power and enlightenment....

    • jessiepoo911

      14 years ago

      hello

    • millr

      14 years ago

      The Hand needs to start updating its journal so we can all see what the almighty hand is thinking!

    • Crash

      14 years ago

      Oh, powerful and mighty THE_HAND, there is another sinner among us who goes by the name of l33tnerd. I ask of THE_HAND to complete the simple task of eliminating this blemish on these gracious forums.

    • CaptainLoozer

      14 years ago

      I wish to offer my most prized posession, my XboX, to The Hand in hopes of long life and prosperity at RedVsBlue dot com.

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    • CaptainLoozer

      14 years ago

      I wish to offer my most PRIZED POSESSION; my XboX; to The Hand in hopes of long life and prosperity at RedVsBlue dot com.

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    • CaptainLoozer

      14 years ago

      i wish to offer my most prized possesion, my xbox to the almighty Hand in hopes of long life and prosperity on redvsblue.com
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    • RoboEmu

      14 years ago

      I got this fortune cookie today, proving the influnce of the hand in all aspects of life.

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    • Weezel

      14 years ago

      L337dude needs to be banned. He is a big time spammer. THE_HAND please excuse me for addressing you directly.

    • Adelio

      14 years ago

      Just wondering if you could Haras the people flamebaiting me?...Cuz you are all mighty and all knowing...

    • UnderTowed

      14 years ago

      -I just got -25 Flamebaited ...
      Ps: The Hand Is Quite Hawt....You know with the 5 digits and all. Definitely a Keeper.

    • mrdarp

      14 years ago

      All shall bow before and praise the mighty hand that gives unto us justice. I beseech the mighty to cast thy hand against all that challenege you, and also not to deduct a great amount of karma for my obvious toadying.

      All praise to THE HAND!

    • homegaman

      14 years ago

      Enough with all this hand offering crap. Seriously it was funny at first but is now a cheap ploy to get Karma. The Hand is here for a reason. He is here to destroy those who abuse the Karma system. Please stop flooding his comments page with this crap.

    • Trehk

      14 years ago

      I, too, kneel before the Hand and offer me these idols three:

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      First, the Benevolent Hand, which supports the Forum, breathes life into it, and allows its very existence.

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      Second, the Concrete Hand, which crushes in its mighty grip all those who oppose it. (That girl is about to die.)

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      Thirdly, the Invisible Hand, who regulates economic circumstances and may or may not be actually related to your mighty self.

      O Hand, I beg you, take my offering and do not scorn it.

    • Trehk

      14 years ago

      I, too, kneel before the Hand and offer me these idols three:

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      First, the Benevolent Hand, which supports the Forum, breathes life into it, and allows its very existence.

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      Second, the Concrete Hand, which crushes in its mighty grip all those who oppose it. (That girl is about to die.)

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      Thirdly, the Invisible Hand, who regulates economic circumstances and may or may not be actually related to your mighty self.

      O Hand, I beg you, take my offering and do not scorn it.

    • dood

      14 years ago

      i don't care what they say about the hand being harsh worship.gif THE HAND IS ALL POWERFUL MASTER worship.gif i bow to your almighty power worship.gif
      ALL HAIL THE_HAND

    • Black_Wraith

      14 years ago

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    • Black_Wraith

      14 years ago

      i now offer this gold ring to show my grattitude towards the hand and wish the hands peace and prosperity

    • Black_Wraith

      14 years ago

      i bow down to the almighty hand and offer him this dagger to smite the hands opressures
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    • mikeyvo

      14 years ago

      I have nothing to offer The Hand but my soul (my internet soul that is). Take it.

    • jessiepoo911

      14 years ago

      i am lost

    • lonetealeaf

      14 years ago

      Does not wish to look at the had diretly for fear of being smote....but offers up three good milk cows..and a gaggle of geese..

    • lanik722

      14 years ago

      hmmm..... with the power THE HAND has, i doubt THE HAND needs any friends. but it is terribly entertaining to see THE HAND dispense justice upon the morons who insult THE HAND. and i can tell that the power of THE HAND is not needed often, and that THE HAND does appreciate offerings. and i apologize for any previous direct addresings i might have made to THE HAND.

    • GuitarSlave

      14 years ago

      i think i'm gonna play it safe and NOT address THE_HAND directly. i would not want his mighty fist to castrate my karma level

    • Vidar

      14 years ago

      I bow before the almighty ruler. One who makes this holy place better for us all. I have nothing to give except my graditude and my eternal soul. I hope that you will accept this offering.

      Praise be to The Appendage of Justice

    • kirbyetp

      14 years ago

      You, the almighty "hand", have to friends. That's just sad. You should get out more.

    • ennervance

      14 years ago

      Oh mighty Hand, I am willing to lose karma for adressing you directly, because a grave injustice is being done to the beautiful forums. This thread contains two abusers of the Karma system who are also defacing the forum, topcatf14b and ryuketsu2004. Please, oh Hand, save us from the infidels who would wish to bring down the mighty forums. I beg you.

      *gets down on knees and begs for salvation*

    • homegaman

      14 years ago

      hand please deal with a problem, actually 2 problems they are

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      Topcatf14b

      Read the topics they've made and look at their mod points and you'll know what to do

    • Alice

      14 years ago

      Ah, but glorious HAND, who I do not address directly, but instead offer that which must accompany a gun...


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      You need nades man.....nades.....

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      <3

    • Alice

      14 years ago

      I bow before THE HAND, and refrain from directly addressing or even gazing upon its holiness. I leave a message for THE [all-knowing] HAND, informing the hand of that which it already knows. I wish to convey my sense of allegiance to THE HAND, and wish that THE HAND be aware that it has at least one follower. I wish that THE [almighty] HAND bestow upon us the gift of a prophet, a being holy enough to relay messages directly to us, from THE HAND, so that it might guide us in our lives, and help us to spread its message.

      A loyal and faithful servant,

      <3

    • OriginalName

      14 years ago

      Oh, Mighty HANDSOME One, I have a question about your profile. If it is not too impolite to ask, what are your favorite games? Dare I say Super Smash Bros and Super Smash Bros. Melee for character likeness?

      "All Samus' and Peach's of the world shall feel the wrath of the Mighty Hand"
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    • FoggedVisor

      14 years ago

      This is so cool!

    • jj48 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      THE_HAND** is blasphemous. Stop worshipping a false god, even if it is in jest. Seriously, guys, this joke has gone too far.

    • DrBnVnEvlS8n

      14 years ago

      This lowly new member pays greeting and homage to The Hand. I offer The Hand 10 dollars.

    • jswally81

      14 years ago

      My little brother have seen the hand and i have the evidence to prove it.

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      and i can quote the newage and underestimate poet Homer J. Simpson to explain how its feel:

      "I see the light!, and burns!!! arrrrrrg!!!!!"

    • luckyfortune

      14 years ago

      All hail The_Hand!

    • Lemm1w1nkz

      14 years ago

      as the winter months grow colder, I offer the hand comfort and warmth
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    • Lemm1w1nkz

      14 years ago

      I offer the hand much money money.gif

    • Docter_Love

      14 years ago

      I have had the pleasure of many hands in my lifetime, but this Hand is by far the best.
      This Hand even surpasses the power of that gay fuckwad hand you had to fight in the original Super Mario Smash Bros.

      *bows before almighty hand and leaves without directly addressing The Hand*

      I am not worthy of his love.

    • wolverine

      14 years ago

      the hand should finger itself!

    • m0nk33

      14 years ago

      the hand. the HAND. THE hand. THE HAND. Is that something similar to the hand of God, o Hand? The Hand is a Handy Hand who has done good throughout the land making people understand to not cross the hand and to not underestimate the hand to never agitate or frustrate the hand to never infurate the hand and never urinate on the hand (unless it is your own, then the hand laughs).

      There is my The Hand rhyme, I hope the hand finds it worthy.

    • Captincor

      14 years ago

      I offer the hand this
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    • DrakeGrey

      14 years ago

      If only this humble servant could find but one way to please the almighty THE_HAND, then pehaps my life would be filled with meaning and joy.
      *does obscure liturgical dance*

    • edenthegreat

      14 years ago

      I think that "the hand" needs a hug

    • Mithhuanion

      14 years ago

      Soo this really is The Hand? The Famous Hand, feared by all N00BS and even users? The Hand with no Friends, The Hand with red signs? Did he have a bad youth perhaps? Does He want to talk about it?

    • VXRT586

      14 years ago

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      I offer THE HAND this statue as a tribute

    • NeOELF

      14 years ago

      Oh mighty one, that we shall not mention his mighty name, please forgive us of our stupidities and accept this offering unto you!

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      Please accept this offering of a full course meal!

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      With the main course of a juicy steak!

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      And the best server in the world!

      Also accept this peace offering to destroy those evil ones that defy you!

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      Protect thyself with this mighty glove!

      We must fear thee oh mighty one!

    • TonyLikeFire

      14 years ago

      The Hand: complete with hot, hot bitch-slaping action.

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