THE_HAND FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE ALMIGHTY

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    • NeOELF

      14 years ago

      Oh, one we shall not mention, forgive us for all of our stupidities and accept this gracious offering!

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      Our offering of Steak straight from the best cow in the world

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      Our offering of a full course meal along with the best steaks in the world

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      To top our offering off, with the best server in the world to serve you!

    • lemniwinks

      14 years ago

      THE_HAND is just and right. As for my sin in posting in the "First Stop" section of the forums i humbly bow before the master and await it's judgement. As an offering for the attonement of my sin I offer all i have in an attempt to save myself from it's wrath.

    • charliec364

      14 years ago

      The hand cannot suck your dick because the hand might choke on small plasctic objects

    • Azn_Vicious

      14 years ago

      although i do not dare speak to the hand directly, for fear of mod-y points, methinks that the hand's index finger is tired of clicking to respond to all of your BITCHING.
      so please.
      don't be fucktard.
      leave the hand be.
      or may there be a pox upon your house.

    • homegaman

      14 years ago

      Hand sir I have come to ask for your help. The RvB forum is being spammed with factions of religions, armies and clans. Please delete this posts and Mod those who made them. This sir does include me as I created Sarges Sinathingy. Please clear the forum of these awful threads so that we may once again live in peace and chat about RvB.

    • WigginEnder

      14 years ago

      I come to ask the HAND for forgiveness for any sins I have committed and any sins I will commit.
      Please forgive me.

    • charliec364

      14 years ago

      to please the hand I shall deliever a comeback, sorry the hand can't suck your dick because the hand chokes on small plastic objects

    • charliec364

      14 years ago

      to please the hand I shall deliver a come back to tyguy101a's insualt, sorry the hand chokes on small plastic objects.

    • fvslacker

      14 years ago

      *bows before mighty hand with eyes shut and mouth tightly closed.... wonders what the almighty hand would have him do.... hopes he will use him to bring forth the blood of the insolent*

    • cy83r574r

      14 years ago

      Is the hand hungry?

    • Atlas4

      14 years ago

      SirMuffinMan is abusing the Modpoints privelege. See Word Association 2.0, oh mighty Hand.

    • AndyHarness FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian

      14 years ago

      I will write a ballad about the joys and terror of the Hand. But I dare not show it to anyone unless the Hand commands.

      Hand.... command.... Wow, I'm getting pretty good with these rhymes.

    • Ctmnt08

      14 years ago

      To THE_HAND, this lowly forum member offers protective (and comfy) gloves...

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      I offer 2, for I do not wish to offend THE_HAND by giving it a glove for the wrong hand. Thank you for keeping The Forums clean of modcheating maroons, O Mighty HAND.

    • CaseyManDude

      14 years ago

      I shall make it known to all, that the hand is infinately neato!
      Praise Hand!
      Handology is the only way to salvation! Come, repent of your Foot transgressions!
      All hail Hand!
      *bows head*

    • cumbo87

      14 years ago

      I offer this finger food to THE HAND
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    • gameking28

      14 years ago

      The Hand is mighty and wise. I offer this picture as a petty show of my allegiance. It depicts his greatness the Hand dispensing justice to those that would disobey him.
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    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      With winter months fast approaching, I fear that to leave THE HAND untreated would result in unpleasant cracking and bleeding, and therefore offer this Soothing (The) Hand Lotion:

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    • Remedyz

      14 years ago

      I just want the hand to give me a job.....

    • Ninja_Church

      14 years ago

      So......met any nice lady hands lately?

    • Natalyaold

      14 years ago

      In case The Hand ever decides to go rock climbing:

      How to Make a Tape Glove

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    • thampton

      14 years ago

      The Omnipotent Hand is RvB Forum God. I offer this gift of the Rabbit to the priests of The Hand, for I am not worthy of giving such a gift to The Hand myself. I pray to The Hand that He will be able to use this gift for furthering His forum smiting.

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    • K_wizard

      14 years ago

      Master Hand guide us.
      Master Hand teach us.
      Master Hand protect us.
      In your light we thrive.
      In your mercy we are sheltered.
      In your wisdom we are humbled.
      We only live to serve.
      Our lives are yours.

      may you own the phrase;
      "All your base are belong to us!"

      Even the white rabbit can not stand to the might of the hand!

    • grifmasta

      14 years ago

      The hand is almighty and shall be worshipped by all who enter its domain. Praise ye hand.

    • pizzaboy

      14 years ago

      I am awed by thee, oh mighty HAND.

      I have seen the end of the world.

      Thee, oh mighty HAND, are there. Controling thy world, rebuking thy non-believers.

      I built this virtual tower for thee, oh mighty HAND. I show my utter amazment for thee
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    • pizzaboy

      14 years ago

      HAND, I have seen thy end of the world.

      You, oh mightyith HAND, were there. Thee was control of all, rebuking thy stupid non-beleivers.

    • roguealpha

      14 years ago

      Ha! I have blocked THE_HAND. Access: DENIED!!!

    • AngryFirefly

      14 years ago

      The Hand is great and powerful. I offer myself to the Hand; do with me what you will.

    • NinjaStu

      14 years ago

      I love The Hand, and yet I'm still afraid of it!!!

      Please don't hurt me, I bow before the almighty godliness that is the Hand, and fear the Hand coming down upon me with great vengeance and/or furious anger.

      Long Live The Hand!!!!

    • caboose08

      14 years ago

      the hand scares me....

    • caboose08

      14 years ago

      the hand is far more powerful than the likes of mortal men... all shall cower in fear and run before the wrath of the hand... only choice offerings may be made to the hand to appease its great power... i cower before the might of the mighty hand... i make an offering of words to the hand, may it be appeasing to him...

      the hand shall rule
      for it has the might
      of a radiant jewel
      glowing in the night.


      all fear the hand!

    • Flaeb

      14 years ago

      the hand is indeed powerful, i know, i experience his wrath,and i wish i can apologize, but i shall not address the hand directly

    • jonny5alive

      14 years ago

      i am sry for adressing The Hand directly i didnt know what that meant at first i am kind of slow please dont punish me wise and almighty Hand

    • jonny5alive

      14 years ago

      i sry mr hand please dont give me ur wrath i messed up in sending you the picture hands.jpg there that is the picture i meant to send you please do not punish me i tremble at ur power!

    • jonny5alive

      14 years ago

      sir you are mighty i hope never to feel the wrath of you but if i do i swear i will give you a sincear honest apologie and i have given you a picture of hands [imgC:\Documents and Settings\Jon\Desktop\hands.jpg][/img]

    • HANDsERVANT

      14 years ago

      I WANT TO SERVE THE HAND. WHAT MAY I DO FOR THE HAND?

    • AlbinoSheep9

      14 years ago

      might i add that the hand may controle that world.

    • AlbinoSheep9

      14 years ago

      <--- that picture is a picture of a glove i offer to the hand, it is very green, and comes with its own world(that brown thing) that you can do what ever with

    • FightGar

      14 years ago

      haha now u cant see me

    • FightGar

      14 years ago

      haha...now u cant see me

    • FightGar

      14 years ago

      haha..now u can see me

    • MadVillain

      14 years ago

      I OFFER my soul to the all powerful hand in repentence for my sins, i drink from the holy waters of lagash and offer my pigskin to the hand, he is all powerful and i am all weak. I beg for forgiveness, and i am all fearing and love the hand dearly. I offer the hand anything he asks and will castrate myself before him on 12 oclock on all hands day. I also would like to declare this day THE DAY OF THE HAND, and on this day we shall not use our hands for pleasuring ourselves, only for handshakes and for playing the all might halo. Surely The Hand would think this is fit and i pray he is pleased with my worship.

    • MadVillain

      14 years ago

      I OFFER my soul to the all powerful hand in repentence for my sins, i drink from the holy waters of lagash and offer my pigskin to the hand, he is all powerful and i am all weak. I beg for forgiveness, and i am all fearing and love the hand dearly. I offer the hand anything he asks and will castrate myself before him on 12 oclock on all hands day. I also would like to declare this day THE DAY OF THE HAND, and on this day we shall not use our hands for pleasuring ourselves, only for handshakes and for playing the all might halo. Surely The Hand would think this is fit and i pray he is pleased with my worship.

    • ChurchsGhost

      14 years ago

      I am unworthy to be in the presence of THE_HAND. I give my full and undying respect to THE_HAND. All hail THE_HAND

    • Joni3Nyo

      14 years ago

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      The Hand deserve this and more.
      **worships**

    • Joni3Nyo

      14 years ago

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      The Hand deserve this and more.
      **worships**

    • VVolfpack

      14 years ago

      soo can i kno why my sn waz removed am i not alowed to b in top 5 ? can i have my friends and msgs back plz i cant remeber the sn's my sn was Wolfpack ...y was it frozen or removed and will i b able to get it back

      can i plz have some sort of responce?

    • Frenchman

      14 years ago

      I <3 the hand.

    • Barney

      14 years ago

      LONG LIVE THE HAND!!!

    • Avalon

      14 years ago

      I come bearing a gift (and a neat pillow) for the almighty one so that it can continue to keep us safe!

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