THE_HAND FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE ALMIGHTY

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    • VVolfpack

      14 years ago

      ...u gave my frist sn Wolfpack a msg ur watching me or somtin....
      so i waz in the middle of sending a msg to this guy when my acount waz frozen or deleted
      can i plz have my sn back?
      i delet this one right away i dont like using my sisters email accout... anyway can u tell me what happend?

      THE HAND SMACKED YOU AROUND LIKE A STILLBORN CHILD. YOU ABUSED THE KARMA SYSTEM. CHEATERS NEVER WIN YOU BIG CHEAT.

    • jerde

      14 years ago

      My only goal in life is for The Hand to add me as a friend. I lived as few men dare to dream!

    • CronoCross14

      14 years ago

      I bow to the mighty Poer of THE HAND. THE HAND is ALL!!

    • CronoCross14

      14 years ago

      I bow to the mighty Poer of THE HAND. THE HAND is ALL!!

    • Baloop62

      14 years ago

      The Hand is good the Hand is Great, please make it so i can appreciate!

    • banfa_poodoo

      14 years ago

      ahhh wemon and banffa poodoos first the hand is hear run i tremble before ye

    • goddamnit

      14 years ago

      i wish i were as cool as the hand. ohh well, one can dream, one can dream

    • azland

      14 years ago

      i am willing for the hands sake take negative karma, i just need to say that the hands comments are possably the greatist thing i have ever seen on the red vs blue board, and only wish that one day the hand may honor me with ither a poke slam or complament
      ps sory for the spelling i am a bit drunk right now

    • DownWvivid

      14 years ago

      Utmost respect goes out to The Hand for maintaing balance and discipline in a chaotic world... also for likely possessing all knowledge in regard to "magic fingers".

    • R34P3R FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      CHEATING
      how do you report people? There is this guy named WarDude201 that got 20 ditto's for saying "agreed" he only has 2 friends. its in the "Caboose getting" stoopider thread
      www.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=135240&page=2

    • avalanche392

      14 years ago

      Honetly i think the hand is just dead sexy... he needs another hand to hold... i'll try and find it one... (btw this is no way address the almighty hand directly in anyway)

    • THE_WRIST

      14 years ago

      THE HAND SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE IT"S MASTER THE WRIST, THE HAND IS NOTHING WITHOUT THE WRIST, ALL HAIL THE WRIST AS YOUR NEW GOD!!

    • FightGar

      14 years ago

      Oh might hand i offer u all the mod points i am allowerd

    • LtDan

      14 years ago

      As an apology for offering the hand a gift that the hand has already recieved I offer this collection of broadswords to further enhance the power of the smiting gauntlets.
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    • LtDan

      14 years ago

      I humbly offer the hand a mighty smiting gauntlet so the hand might smite with unimagined terrible power.
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    • Crono

      14 years ago

      I have come with an offering for THE HAND that I made for THE HAND with my own two HANDS.

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      Also, I would like to say that I feel sorry for THE HAND. For he is unable to use the phrase "knowing something like the back of his HAND."

    • wizardmon5

      14 years ago

      Someone who I won't address directly has a pretty awesome profile. And I would totally give an offering to someone who I won't address directly if I had anything to give.

    • CrowBahr

      14 years ago

      Hello oh holy one whom i have not the right to speak name of (for i am currently a noob), i was wondering how could i find the past episodes of Red vs Blue (if possible at all) Thanks
      -The Newest Noob On the Street (CrowBahr)

    • cts006

      14 years ago

      I offer the almighty hand a beer.
      Beer_in_glass.jpg

    • PJBLUECOAT

      14 years ago

      All shall respect the hand

    • PJBLUECOAT

      14 years ago

      I think that the hand is cool and nobody should insult it.[img]

    • BritBoyAl

      14 years ago

      the hand is so wise, that i shall only address the hand in the 3rd person
      i hav seen the disrespect given to the hand, so i give to the hand this assorted collection of firearms to take the hands vengence upon those who do not respect the hand
      firearms.jpg

    • Nihlix

      14 years ago

      The Hand is always so angry, and I think it's because The Hand has no friends. I'm too poor to offer anything to The Hand except respect and friendship(to bad The Hand is Staff).

    • Dropkick

      14 years ago

      We all bow before the great and powerful hand. For how would we give ourselves pleasure without thee?

    • edge

      14 years ago

      haha you guys made fun of the hand and got bitched slaped by it for being dumb asses you losers

    • Nethero

      14 years ago

      the hand just signed on...wonder what it doing.

    • Boosalicious

      14 years ago

      I bow to The_Hand and offer him some pleasure
      handmassage.jpg

    • jimbo87554

      14 years ago

      The hand is my master. May I fetch something for you, o beloved hand?

    • Nethero

      14 years ago

      I need to know is the hand designed or is it a real person...or is it both?

    • TheTexan

      14 years ago

      In my humble efforts to please the enigmatic Hand I have labored without pause to sculpt a magnificent granite totem of the mighty power that is the all knowing Hand.

      godshand.jpg

    • GamerRaist

      14 years ago

      (girl's voice): "I love the Hand, and yet I'm still afraid of him. He's so scary."

      I only hope he has not come to destroy.
      I pray for mercy in the shadow of the mighty Hand......

    • KitchenChaz

      14 years ago

      I prostate myself before "it". I have an offering for it's eye:
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    • KitchenChaz

      14 years ago

      I prostate myself before "it". I have an offering for it's eye.
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    • Shigglemoose

      14 years ago

      the hand can it touch me?

    • Shigglemoose

      14 years ago

      is the hand this good?
      File does not exist.

    • EagleS01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      To the all mighty hand I give money (and lots of it) to feather this reach in hopes for his blessings,
      money.jpgMoney%20In%20The%20Mail%20Cover.jpg
      money%20man.jpgmoney.jpg

    • DeJaVood0o

      14 years ago

      I humbly offer the hand a link to a picture of a nice lady hand so that he may find love
      [link=http://www.ifmachines.com/afm/girl.html][/link]

    • millr

      14 years ago

      Talk to hand!! ( I bow b4 you)

    • Xeroproject

      14 years ago

      I prostrate myself before the Wise and All-Knowing Hand. Mine human eyes dare not partake of The Hand's Greatness, lest they be put out! Fear The Hand and repent lowly forum dwellers, for we are not Worthy of The Hand's Mercy. The Hand is everywhere, and The Hand's Judgement is swift and fair. For the Pleasure of The Hand, I make offerings of Jergen's Hand Lotion and Ali Landry, to do with as The Hand Wishes.

      We forum swine are not Worthy!
      We forum swine are not Worthy!
      All Praise The Hand!

    • spaceghost

      14 years ago

      In light of recent events, I have an urgent message which must be seen by my former friend GreyGhost...

      It's pretty clear you're not very popular around here, and if I'm gonna make any progress at all...I can't be directly associated with you. I'm sure you understand.

      I bow in the presence of the Mighty hand and repent my actions. There is nothing before the almighty Hand.

    • ThornXBL

      14 years ago

      Well said, locutus44.

    • locutus44

      14 years ago

      Lankdog, we do not give offerings to THE HAND for karma. We give offerings to THE HAND out of respect, to both THE HAND and THE HAND's athourity.

      Besides, if you do not like people offering things to THE HAND, you do not have to read the comments made toward THE HAND.

    • BCPneumatics

      14 years ago

      It seems offering to The Hand is not valid. Lets try this again....
      Look, I even made a link, for all those will tiny inferior screen resolutions!
      Here be the Eye!!
      Once again, that is The Eye, after meeting up with my overly-sharp tangerine rine. I cut the shit out of him!!

    • BCPneumatics

      14 years ago

      Hi all (except The Hand, as I'm not to address him) anyway, thought I would show you all, and The Hand, this!::
      File does not exist.
      It is The Eye himself!! I have cut hit near in two just for you, almighty Hand!!
      He is no more that a mortal wrapped in the lies of a fool. The Hand is the only one worthy of our praise.

    • GlassGhost

      14 years ago

      If my offering was not recieved by thy holyness, I ask that he shows mercy. I am a uninteligent speck of mud compared to thy holy five fingered god. I shall attempt to send my offering agian! please show mercey, I do not understand the code! I deserve o be smited! I ask for forgivness!!!
      [C:\Documents and Settings\LoneWolf\My Documents\My Pictures\hand.jpg]

    • Xenos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      The Hand is as merciful as he is powerful, I offer him this most sweet of handguns, the pistol from Trigun:
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    • cabooseone

      14 years ago

      I offer this so the hand does not burn himself while baking muffins
      [img]C:\Documents and Settings\Austin\My Documents\My Pictures\oven_mit.jpg

    • cabooseone

      14 years ago

      I fear the hand but wish to know a little bit more about him.

    • GlassGhost

      14 years ago

      All hail thy five fingered messiah! May we all praise thy god like limb whose name is forbidden to speak. I you loyal subject offer you the finest mystical armor in all the world, so thy can smite your enemies with an iron fist. All hail thy five fingered messiah! [http://www.whiterosearmoury.co.uk/14th%20gauntlet.JPG]

    • EagleS01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I Offer The Great and Powerful Hand money
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      and a symbol of his power
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      May he show mercy on my soul.

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