THE_HAND FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE ALMIGHTY

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    • EagleS01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I Offer The Great and Powerful Hand money
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      and a symbol of his power
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      May he show mercy on my soul.

    • Lankdog

      14 years ago

      Ok. Can people stop offering crap to The Hand. It does little good and doesnt show mujch personality if you have to bribe The Hand to get Karma points. Plus it's really bloody annoying.

    • ThornXBL

      14 years ago

      Try spelling MEET correctly before attempting such a farce before The Hand.

    • The_Eye

      14 years ago

      hello hand i am The EYE we meat at last. Do not be afraid i am here to guid you. For the hand does not know what to do with out the Eye to Guide him.

    • The_Eye

      14 years ago

      I am the eye for the hand can not exist without the eye to guid him. You need me as much as i need you

    • Cybercowboy

      14 years ago

      oh mighty hand I offer you this paddle so that you may incur your wrath upon those who do not obey your rules. Thank you for the justice you keep.

      P050%

    • Vendor

      14 years ago

      As previously posted in a thread, here is a musical tribute to The Hand. I hope this lives through eternity so all shall know of The Hand's might and power.

      The Hand

    • palumsyst

      14 years ago

      Earth will submit to the hand or be crushed by his handy wrath. I offer my soul to the hand to glorify the hand.

    • drive428

      14 years ago

      I offer the hand an exercise machine
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    • drive428

      14 years ago

      I offer The Hand a hand bike to keep in shape
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    • OMally

      14 years ago

      A present for you great one.... 3 sets of hand massagers!

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    • mikeymike

      14 years ago

      I humbly bow to the hand, and i submit to the hands omnipotence, and everlasting Infallibility

    • 1337

      14 years ago

      A link for The Hand

      I wish for The Hand to please scroll down until you see my post and the responce to it.

    • OMally

      14 years ago

      *Shake Shake* (-pi Lame)

    • trentster222

      14 years ago

      *trembles at the power of the almighty hand*

      "Here, You can have all of my money! money.gif
      Use it to punish evil doers! I am humbled by thou's immence power, and I leave to go and repent of all my wrong doings!"

    • Wingnut

      14 years ago

      The hand is majestic and powerful, I bow before it's glory. To you, mighty hand, I offer a picture of a delicious apple pie for your enjoyment. apple-pie.jpg

      Glory be to the hand.

    • sammah

      14 years ago

      I offer The Hand the One Ring to rule them all, which will enhance The Hand's powers to beyond this forum.

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    • Havok

      14 years ago

      I indirectly communicate how excellent and worthy of praise the great Hand is!!!!!

    • rampage

      14 years ago

      an offering to keep the hand from getting lonely hand_for_hand.jpg

    • chaosdax

      14 years ago

      All hail mighty Hand!

    • locutus44

      14 years ago

      As a tribute to The Hand, I offer this, a rendition of a hand controlling the world.

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      It is my hope that this offering pleases The Hand.

    • Ekus

      14 years ago

      I have made a sculpture for the almighty and powerful/ wise hand please accept this offering *bows and leave the room*HAND%20EYE1.jpg

    • Ekus

      14 years ago

      * bows repeativly infront of the hand*

    • Igotmilk

      14 years ago

      Please accept my gift of a custom set of Ray-Bans for the diety that wishes to look cool, yet classy.

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    • Wizbang

      14 years ago

      I offer this healing salve, endorsed by Paul Bunyan himself, as a remedy for the chafing that comes to The Hand after dealing a divine smackdown.

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      I beseech The Hand's forgiveness should this be a double post. I'm sure I hit submit, but my post does not appear anywhere.

    • Wizbang

      14 years ago

      I offer this healing salve, endorsed by Paul Bunyan himself, to remedy the chafing that The Hand recieves from slapping down the insolent.
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    • Terrais

      14 years ago

      I have kept the people in line, within The Hand absent. The Hand should return for i miss The Hand

    • goldeneyes

      14 years ago

      *bows to the hand*

    • dollerbill

      14 years ago

      The hand rocks.... ?

    • Cybershell

      14 years ago

      I OFFER MY TRUE LEADER AND GOD OF ALL THE FOLLOWING THINGS!

      007's golden gun! A Gun made from gold! Smite the non believers or sell it, it's up to you my lord!
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      Gloves made entirely from the 6th element: Duct Tape!
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      And lastly, a MASSIVE COLLECTION OF BASEBALL GLOVES! All for you, my lord!
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    • Albinolatino

      14 years ago

      I leave this portrait of The_Hand as an offering
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    • Relf

      14 years ago

      In attempts to appease the hand, I offer a bottle of aesthetic hand wash on my newly built "Altar of The Hand", praise be the wise and benovelent hand.

    • ThornXBL

      14 years ago

      Quasar!

      You referred to The Hand with a pronoun!!!

      Repent, lest The Hand think it was an insult!

    • Quasar

      14 years ago

      Oh no, I humbly apologise for my mistake in offering the Hand a Palmtop! It seems I inadvertanly offered him two!
      Still, there'll be a spare now...

      If only we had an edit function...

    • Quasar

      14 years ago

      I avert my eyes from the almighty Hand, and offer a Palmtop that the Hand might keep better track of it's schedule of destruction, terror and leisure time. Plus anything else it may wish to do.
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    • Quasar

      14 years ago

      I avert my eyes from the almighty Hand, and offer a Palmtop that the Hand might keep better track of his schedule.
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    • serioussam

      14 years ago

      oh great hand bite me oh wait you cant lol

    • Derlok

      14 years ago

      let me be your friend hand, i'm already a freidn with my hand, in more ways than one

    • ThornXBL

      14 years ago

      As a token of goodwill, I offer The Hand a Polar Fleece glove, to protect him from a potentially harsh winter ahead.

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      I hope The Hand will appreciate its fine comforting fit.

    • Hands_Father

      14 years ago

      DAMMIT BOY..... I TAKE BACK ALL POWER YOU WERE GIVEN. MAN MUST DO WHAT MAN LIKES. THIS WITHHOLDS THE BALANCE THAT HAS BEEN FOR ALL TIME. IF YOU PREVENT OR PUNNISH POWERFUL BAD MEN, THERE CAN BE NO POWERFUL GOOD MEN. THIS IS NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. QUIT NOW, OR I SHALL STRIKE YOU DOWN.

    • carbonbased

      14 years ago

      i offer virgins his omnipitance. Many sacrificial vrigins.

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      http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:WOUzAxJLh-IJ:http://levsha.newmail.ru/fotocollection/VIRGIN.JPGFile does not exist.
      http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:WOUzAxJLh-IJ:http://levsha.newmail.ru/fotocollection/VIRGIN.JPGFile does not exist.
      http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:WOUzAxJLh-IJ:http://levsha.newmail.ru/fotocollection/VIRGIN.JPGFile does not exist.http://www.gemsandjewels.net/jade-8_small.JPGFile does not exist.http://www.gemsandjewels.net/jade-8_small.JPG[img ][/img]http://www.gemsandjewels.net/jade-8_small.JPG[img]

      and...... something else for 'il mano' to grab a hold of.

      手ねじで締めなさい、私に私のカルマを与えなさい!


      theres a reason why the hand has no freinds.

    • ejgrgunner

      14 years ago

      There is but one Hand, and He walks amongst us. Do not transgress against Him for His will be done, and His judgment is the terribly righteous! Do not blaspheme against Him or suffer the unforgiving Wrath of His Justice!

      If it please The Hand, whose Wisdom is limitless, and whose Order is the Salvation of all denizens of these, our Master's, forums, humbly do I offer up this, a pin art rendering of the Exalted Hand, in thanks for His mercy and kindness that He extends to all, even those who transgress against Him:
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    • Icarus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sponsor Since 10/2005

      14 years ago

      O Great And Mighty The Hand, of whom I am addressing completely indirectly.

      I offer a woman hand
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      A wall of liquor, from a foreign country apparently
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      This juicy ribeye
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      and sweet monkey love (only if desired)
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      If The Great and Mighty Hand happens to hear this, since I am not directly speaking to Him, but to those who view this page, I would like him to be aware of the thankfulness that we all possess.

    • ionlywanttwo

      14 years ago

      as an offering, to the almighty hand(inderectly), i give him my soul to feast upon

    • trojanmnky5

      14 years ago

      I wish to have a tattoo of the hand on the palm of my hand. Do I have the chance almighty one, who is ever so benevolent god of the forums.

    • Cybershell

      14 years ago

      ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE OUR NEW LEADER. WE ARE NOT WORTHY!

    • carbonbased

      14 years ago

      Ive grown aware of an omnipitant force amone us. i offer gifts of jade, roses and platinum in great thanks of this beings compassionate nature, and protection from the evils that lurk outside of our known world.


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    • Albinolatino

      14 years ago

      As a new member I feel it is a duty and a privelidge to give THE HAND this humble offering
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    • Nitron_F117

      14 years ago

      I love it!

    • RDM

      14 years ago

      I humbly offer a gift of these gloves, that they might keep the hand warm in cold weather. And they come in several different colors, so that The Hand does not have to wear the samething everyday.

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