THE_HAND FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE ALMIGHTY

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    • ReservoirD

      14 years ago

      The hand rocks my socks!
      I love you!

    • TriHardGaming FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      The Hand is my God. My only purpose in this life is to be the Right Hand Man of The All Powerful Hand. From this point on I will stop sleeping untill my dream has been fufilled. But if I can't sleep, how can I Dream?

    • TriHardGaming FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      The Hand is my God. My only purpose in this life is to be the Right Hand Man of The All Powerful Hand. From this point on I will stop sleeping untill my dream has been fufilled. But if I can't sleep, how can I Dream?

    • ejgrgunner

      14 years ago

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      I offer unto the almighty this bottle of lotion so that The Hand may deliver swift and terrible justice to the infidels while smelling pleasantly of sage and citrus.

      Praise be The Hand!

    • brooza

      14 years ago

      I offer The Hand this image as a symbol of The Hand's all encompassing power

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    • Vlper

      14 years ago

      The hand strikes fear into the hearts of the wicked, i thank the hand for keeping our forum safe
      i offer the great hand a taser gun so the hand can strike enemies from afar
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    • Microbe

      14 years ago

      I am the mirobe that lives on the hand. Wash me and I will die!

    • Gemini4t

      14 years ago

      I bet the hand gives great handjobs.

    • blanehabe

      14 years ago

      <trembles at hands all powerfull fingertips>

      Oh all mighty and aestheicly pleasing hand

      i offer a pleasing image to appease your handness

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      please use this to knife those who would hurt the hand!

    • raven_47172

      14 years ago

      I am sorry for my blasphemy, you are the mightiest one around. As proof of my apology I offer you weaponry.

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    • KuKuBlue

      14 years ago

      I wonder if the hand is the hand of the all powerful Gus?

    • Microbe

      14 years ago

      Do you know that when people wash their hands they kill me and several million of my family members? Don't ever wash you hands, THE HAND.

    • nny520

      14 years ago

      Damn. The hand is one bad ass mother(shut yo mouth).

    • ihlemic10

      14 years ago

      O great hand, are you related the mercilous hand from super smash brothers? I also offer you these pictures of mt st helens.

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      before

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      after

    • wolfbane

      14 years ago

      Some1 tell The_Hand i offer him all the money in the world for i do not deserve to speak to him directly

    • wolfbane

      14 years ago

      The hand is the supreme ruler!
      *bows to the hand*

    • Krogoth

      14 years ago

      oh Almighty The Hand, may The Hand have my Babies? It would be a Manual Honor if The Hand would Grant this honor unto me. I shall do The Hand's Bidding as The Hand pleases. Thanks be to The Hand

    • Jarf

      14 years ago

      Wait, is it too late to say sorry?

      I see that works round these parts.

    • notorious

      14 years ago

      i humbly place the hand restorer before the greateness of the hand. carpal tunnel syndrome will not prevent the hand from distributing well deserved justice.

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    • RossMills

      14 years ago

      I wish to apologise for The Hand. I almost spoke directly to The Hand but repented and changed my ways.

      Acts 6:6 in the Bible states "They presented these men to the apostles, who prayed and laid their hands on them."
      I wish to know if these hands that are being laid on men include The Hand. Will The Hand answer a humble man like me?

      I hope that The Hand accepts this psalm to The Hand.

      "A fool says in his heart,
      "There is no Hand."
      They are corrupt, their deeds are vile;
      there is no one who does good.

      The Hand looks down from heaven
      on the sons of men
      to see if there are any who understand,
      any who seek The Hand.
      All have turned aside,
      they have together become corrupt;
      there is no one who does good,
      not even one.

      Will evildoers never learn -
      those who devour my people as men eat bread
      and who do not call on The Hand?
      There they are, overwhelmed with dread,
      for The Hand is present in the company of the righteous.
      You evildoers frustrate the plans of the poor,
      but The Hand is their refuge.

      Oh, that salvation for forumgoers would come out of RoosterTeeth.com!
      When The Hang restores the fortunes of his people,
      let Burnie rejoice and the world be glad!"

    • Seraph_Six

      14 years ago

      Seraph Six makes an offering to THE HAND
      One medieval gauntlet, as to give THE HAND a metallic sheen that all will fear
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    • chopperdave

      14 years ago

      the claw is cooler

    • neatoburrito

      14 years ago

      Here is a sacrifice of bandwidth for THE HAND:

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    • Goat_Sucker

      14 years ago

      I offer my every waking hour and very soul to The Hand. He shall lead us from darkness and sin and you fuckers better figure that out damn quick. I offer my very spine to The Hand as well as my soul and every waking hour of my day.

    • Woolfman212

      14 years ago

      I offer you MYSELF, i am now your slave do with me what you want.


    • Woolfman212

      14 years ago

      Im soo sorry for all my wrong duing to you please accept my apology o wonderful one.

    • Woolfman212

      14 years ago

      O merciful one, you are my god, my savior, please accept this as a sign of apology for any wrong duing i have done. I will worship you forever

    • chame

      14 years ago

      i Offer Up to the HAND the best beer in Tasmania
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      J Boags Premium :D

    • doomman50

      14 years ago

      I bow to The Hand. I offer 2 virgins and a laptop to The Hand for redemption.

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    • Exeter

      14 years ago

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    • Exeter

      14 years ago

      I offer a sexy chick to The Hand, who is mighty, wise, and overall a really nice guy, and hopefully enjoys a good manicure.

      And I think that last phrase should be used as frequently as possible regardless of significance to the topic at ha......erm....at foot.

    • Exeter

      14 years ago

      I offer the Nail Clippers Of Power to The Hand, who is both wise and mighty, and hopefully enjoys a good manicure.

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    • Jarf

      14 years ago

      THE HAND! YOU DONT HAVE THE GUTS TO TAKE AWAY ANYMORE OF MY KARMA!

      CAPS off.

      So yeah, what's it like being "the hand"?

      THE HAND HAS REMOVED ALL OF THE USER JARF'S FRIENDS AND MADE HIM AN OUTCAST.

    • Exeter

      14 years ago

      I offer the illustrious Clippers of Shimmeriness to The Hand, who is both wise and mighty and hopefully enjoys a good manicure.

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    • Jackomack

      14 years ago

      THE HAND is the all seeing... all Handing Master of you, me and all whom enter The HAND'S realm

    • Jarf

      14 years ago

      OH NO! NOT THE HAND!

      So wtf is the hand all about, come on bitch hand me.

      THE HAND WILL NOT TOLERATE INSULTS. YOU SHALL RECEIVE -15 KARMA AND YOUR AVATAR WILL BE DESTROYED AS IT REMINDS THE HAND OF YOUR TRANSGRESSION. THE HAND HAS SPOKEN.

    • LouisWu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I bow before the hand, and offer comfort:

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    • BlackViper

      14 years ago

      The Hand is as wise as it is swift in action. I offer these brass knuckles and a one-handed pistol so that The Hand can more swiftly incur its wrath against those who dishonor it and make our society a safer one.

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      YOU SHALL RECEIVE +3 KARMA FOR THIS EXCELLENT OFFERING. THE HAND HAS SPOKEN.

    • tyguy101a

      14 years ago

      i give a picture taken but a few minutes ago of mount saint helens smoking after sex in hopes of pleasing his holiness the hand.

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    • Nesnora

      14 years ago

      HANDJOB

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      The Hand is wise and mighty and I offer a picture of meats and cheese so that The Hand may enjoy it.

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    • tyguy101a

      14 years ago

      o all mighty hand. i am so sorry for my blasphemies.



      THE HAND HAS WEIGHED YOUR APOLOGY. THE HAND IS SOMEWHAT MERCIFUL AND RESTORES 11 KARMA POINTS. YOU SHALL RECEIVE -1 KARMA FOR ADDRESSING THE HAND DIRECTLY. THE HAND HAS SPOKEN.

    • dark54555 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      oh mighty hand, are you related to the wise and powerful Learned Hand?

      YOU SHALL RECEIVE -1 KARMA FOR ADDRESSING THE HAND DIRECTLY. THE HAND HAS SPOKEN.

    • tyguy101a

      14 years ago

      the hand can suck my dick.



      THE HAND DOES NOT TOLERATE INSULTS. YOU SHALL RECEIVE -15 KARMA FOR ADDRESSING THE HAND DIRECTLY. THE HAND HAS SPOKEN.

    • HotSoup

      14 years ago

      the hand makes me cower.

    • HappyPandas

      14 years ago

      I prostrate myself before the all powerful HAND

      I dare not look at the avatar of THE HAND with unprotected eyes

      I submit myself to the infallibility of THE HAND

    • Caitlin

      14 years ago

      I want to be your friend but IT WON'T LET ME.

      Poop on invalid parameters.

      THE HAND HAS NO FRIENDS. YOU SHALL RECEIVE -1 KARMA FOR ADDRESSING THE HAND DIRECTLY. THE HAND HAS SPOKEN.

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