THE_HAND FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE ALMIGHTY

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    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      And the fact that they are worshiping a fake account that is nothing more than a joke means nothing to you, Koz? Congratulations, you have transcended the ranks from minor moron to complete fucking dip shit. And you're keeping great company here amongst the idiotic worshipers of this gag profile, so, by all means, carry on.

    • Bob_Long

      11 years ago

      dude, you are the coolest guy i know

    • TKdademon

      11 years ago

      Lulz.

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      11 years ago

      AFKeeker just visits here with the singular purpose of trying to piss you people off. Why does he like pissing people here off? Because he thinks they are stupid for worshiping THE_HAND. Unfortunately for those who still worship THE_HAND, they will have to put up with AFKeeker until he decides to stop, or gets banned. (Most likely the second one) Even if everybody here all used proper grammar, acted orderly, and learned how to spell he still would continue. (not saying some of you don't know proper grammar, its just the select few). So for your own sakes people, just ignore him. He's just a screen name, its not like he is going to visit your house and annoy you while you are at your computer.

    • The_Sin

      11 years ago

      AFKeeker, if you hate this profile and the people who visit it so much, then why do you keep returning to bitch? Surely if you dont like it here then surely it makes sense not to visit it?

      Screw you AFKeeker, screw you all the way back to the dark crevice from which you spawned

      ALL PRAISE THE_HAND, I WISH TO BASK IN YOUR GLORIOUS SHADOW!

    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      Holy multi post, Batman!

      Wow, what an enormous display of epic failure across all branches of the series of tubes.

    • idiot45

      11 years ago

      Mighty hand, I kneel in front of your undeviating greatness!

    • the_froman

      11 years ago

      Merry Christmas Great Hand, another year is not but less then a blink of an eye to you. I await your return.

    • Fhajad Forum Games Moderator

      11 years ago

      vV Failure Vv

    • type419j

      11 years ago

      dear Anvillian
      YOU SUCK!!!
      YOU COULD NOT EVEN RULE A CARDBOARD BOX!!!
      HAHA!!!

    • type419j

      11 years ago

      AFKeeker
      what is larf u retard

    • type419j

      11 years ago

      stut up mechinmarox
      you don't know who it is

    • type419j

      11 years ago

      I agree with Ulysses

    • CleaveMech

      11 years ago

      holy crap it'za_HAND!

    • cg1991

      11 years ago

      Can't believe I missed the returning of The_Hand!!!
      When will be his next coming?
      PRAISE THE_HAND

    • Spartan372

      11 years ago

      PRAISE THE_HAND!

    • zoggles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Holy crap you actually came back...

    • iKid

      11 years ago

      ...Someone fails!!!....
      I wonder who it is?.....

    • UnluckyMonk

      11 years ago

      why cannot you be awarded adwards lol?

    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      A hahahahahahahahaha!

      I still larf at this, and now I will get to larf at all the idiots coming to worship it.

      A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Mediaplayer

      11 years ago

      The hand has returned (although this is my first time since you have signed on since I've had my account...)

    • SamySalti

      11 years ago

      You've Returned Mighty One!

    • TKdademon

      11 years ago

      K, now what?

    • Fhajad Forum Games Moderator

      11 years ago

      DO A BARELL ROLL

    • Cat_Ninjas

      11 years ago

      the hand....


      why havent i noticed you around before?

    • Darknez

      11 years ago

      You make me cry. smiley2.gif


      *and I bet you love it*

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      11 years ago

      ...

      This is going to be really awesome or really bad

    • khurram_89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf herder

      11 years ago

      Holy shit...the hand has risen again!?

    • type419j

      11 years ago

      I now know who THE_HAND is
      HE IS THE RULER OF THE SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • type419j

      11 years ago

      ALL HAIL THE_HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      MAY HE HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • type419j

      11 years ago

      WHO THE HECK IS THE HAND!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
      WHY IS HE SO IMPORTANT!?!?!?!?!?!?
      HOWIS HE SO SCARY TO SOME PEOPLE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
      I am mad because nobody told me
      do the people who run this site know he exists!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

    • Forum_Snow

      11 years ago

      Dear hand,

      You're a faggot. Oh wait, you don't exist as an individual. Why am I typing here then? Probably because I'm trying to be like all these other idiots that have no life and are trying to "learn" from the hand.

      Wow, get the fuck off your computer and get some fresh air. You too AFKeeker. Nobody really cares if you "patrol" THE_HAND's profile. It makes no difference.

      [/rant]

    • IronEye

      11 years ago

      Praise THE_HAND, lord and master!


      4th Prophet to THE_HAND

    • nova_starr

      11 years ago

      <Pokes head back in>
      WTF i' ve benn running for three weeks for WHAT?

    • Wolf_Lord

      11 years ago

      useless

    • karl7877

      11 years ago

      o dear god what are your wimbs

    • RvBMember8

      11 years ago

      *Sigh*

      Dear The hand,
      I wish I could get all of the Awards and higher Karma
      and better neighbors, and with your one eye cn you tell me
      Where in the world I got a [b] Flipnotics T shirt

      Amen

    • RvBMember8

      11 years ago

      Can I have your account LoL
      JK JK JK

    • nova_starr

      11 years ago

      stick poke
      cheese it!!
      <think blues brothers chase theme>

    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      Why don't you lay down your head on train tracks as a train is approaching, because that would do us ALL some good.

    • cg1991

      11 years ago

      I know not of the ways oor the means of you but I have been on a pilgrimage to your reknowned profile and lay down my mind to your teachings.

    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      But AFKeeker, the gaydar never left your profile.


      BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBE-

      Now look at what you did, your gayness broke the gaydar. You must be a super queer. Congratulations.

      But at least you're hanging out in the right place, in the gayerrific HAND profile.

    • The_Sin

      11 years ago

      The one true God... The_Sin bows to you...

    • roneman90

      11 years ago

      CUSWORTH HAS DEFIED YOU IN CLAIMING HE IS THE TRUE GOD.

      GO SMITE HIM.

    • FederalRouge

      11 years ago

      Hail the_hand *bows*

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      12 years ago

      But AFKeeker, the gaydar never left your profile. smiley8.gif

    • AFKeeker

      12 years ago

      Beep.

      Beep. Beep.

      Beep. Beep. Beep.

      BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

      BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

      Looks like this profile is filled with Gaydium, setting off the Gaydar. Fags.

    • Experiment04

      12 years ago

      ALL HAIL THE_HAND!!!

    • Clusterfuck

      12 years ago

      Oh master! I have loyalty always! I had loyalty in life I now have it in death!

    • the_froman

      12 years ago

      Oh great wise HAND i have slept for long, i have slept through many bad threads and many pointless negs. May your influence spread through all who contact you and may all see the glory of your power. I apologize humbly for leaving for so long and may i repay it through cleansing of the Forums. Hail The Hand. -Acolyte Froman

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