"This June Obey will release a special Public Enemy pack paying homage to the legendary rap group. The pack will include two t-shirts, a jacket, hoodie, 3 different hats, and special OBEY POSSE/ PUBLIC ENEMY lace locks. "
11 years agoTalon
11 years agoTalon
With some purpa drank, steak, and orange soda.
Update on my life:
---I now work at UPS for like a million dollars an hour
---I am taking over a million hours in film classes at OU so I can become a director
---I have a house ^_^
---I still liked Cloverfield
---Jews did katrina/Nawlins
---Anyone who posts here can come over to my place tonight
Iz this win? [y,n]
11 years agoTalon
Somewhere in West Philadelphia , you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.
After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles , and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.
With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will think that cabs like these are rare, don't say anything about it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be somewhere between 7 and 8 o'clock, even though it will feel like you've been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say 'Yo homes, smell ya later!', but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.
In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through a crowd. The two started to talk. The man asked her for a favor: could she deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? Well, it was on her way home, so she agreed.
She started out to deliver the message, when she turned around to see if there was anything else the blind man needed. But she spotted him hurrying through the crowd without his smoked glasses or white cane. She went to the police, who raided the address on the envelope, where they found heaps of human flesh for sale.
And what was in the envelope? "This is the last one I am sending you today."
11 years agoTalon
Trying to become director.
Now for your copypasta of the month/week/year:
In Corona, California there once was a road known by most locals as the Never Ending Road .Specifically, the roads true name was Lester Road. Now, over twenty years later, the landscape of Corona has changed, and the Never Ending Road is no more. However, years ago, Lester Road was an unlit road that people claimed became a never ending road when driven at night. The people who made such a drive were never seen from again.
The legend became so well-known that people refused to even drive Lester Road during the day. One night, like many teens my age, I drove up Lester Road, but only a short distance, and in my headlights it did look like it went on forever. Frightened, I quickly turned around, because if I continued up the road, I may never return again.
Perpetuation of the legend convinced local law enforcement to investigate. Lester Road took a sharp left turn at its end, and there were no guard rails. Beyond the curve lay a canyon, and on the other side of the canyon was another road that lined up so well with Lester Road that when viewed from the correct angle, especially at night, the canyon vanished from sight, and the road seemed to continue on up and over the hill on the other side of the canyon. Upon investigation of the canyon, dozens of cars were found, fallen to their doom, with the decomposing bodies of the victims still strapped to their seats.
11 years agoTalon
This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
It's hard to overstate
The size of my raging Hadrons.
C. E. R. N. :
We do what we must
Because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who'll be dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
Colliding Hadrons is fun
For the people who will be alive.
IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m not even angryÃ¢â‚¬Â¦
IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m being so sincere right now-
Even though you made a black hole
It tore me to pieces.
And brought alien creatures from afar.
As they spawned it hurt because
I was conCERNed for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
But if I was you
IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d worry about the Combine!
So IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m glad a black hole
Ate up half the North Pole
For the people who are
Go ahead, donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t fix meÃ¢â‚¬Â¦
I think I prefer to stay destroyedÃ¢â‚¬Â¦.
Maybe youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll find someone else to help you?
That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!!
Anyway this cake is great!
ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s so delicious and moist!!
Look back then: still building
When the project was due!
All the money I cost them,
Makes me glad most were Jews.
Could you please step aside?
IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve got Hadrons to collide
For the scientists who are
And believe me I am
IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m playing with Hadrons and IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m
I feel fantastic and IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m
When the Combine get you IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll be
And when youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re slaves I will be
11 years agoTalon
^_^ Merry Christmas everyone! ^_^
Just arrived (Like 5 hours ago) in Seoul, Korea! Thats in South (Good) Korea. I\'m staying at a Hotel right alomg the mother freakin\' Seoul\'s Han River! That is where they shot the movie The Host! ^_^ I wont be on as much as I have been lately but I will definatly be posting pics. BTW they eat squid here, ewww.
-----------The squid is good! It is like chicken, only with 9 legs!
[UPDATE]- I can not post pictures because I am still banned from this website and the proxy I am using will not let me upload anything : (
BTW Santa Clause is currently in Kirklar, Izmar, Turkey!
Track Santa using Google Earth here!
[UPDATE]- DON\'T EAT THE FUCKING SQUID!
He he ^_^ What is a man to do with 1,408,909 Won?
11 years agoTalon
There was a couple from Texas who was planning a weekend trip across the Mexican border for a shopping spree. At the last minute, their baby-sitter canceled, so they had to bring along their two year old son with them. They had been across the border for an hour when the boy got free and ran around the corner. The mother tried to find him, but he was missing. The mother found a police officer who told her to go to the gate and wait. Not really understanding the instructions, she did as she was told. About 45 minutes later, a Mexican man approached the border, carrying the boy. The mother ran to him, grateful that he had been found. When the man realized it was the boy\'s mother, he dropped him and ran. The police were waiting for him. The boy was dead, and in the 45 minutes he was missing, he had been cut open, all of his organs removed, and stuffed with bags of cocaine. The man was going to carry him across the border as if he were asleep.
A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn\'t watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn\'t want children watching too much garbage). So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent\'s room. Of course, the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, \"Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have an angel statue.\"
The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No angel staue was ever found.
In the winter of 1944, with overtaxed supply lines in the Ardennes, a medic in the German army had completely run out of plasma, bandages and antiseptic. During one particularly bad round of mortar fire, his encampment was a bloodbath. Those who survived claimed to have heard, above the screams and barked commands of their Lieutenant, someone cackling with almost girlish glee.
The medic had made his rounds during the fire, in almost complete darkness as he had so many times before, but never had he been this short on supplies. No matter. He would do his duty. He had always prided himself on his resourcefulness.
The bombardment moved to other ends of the line, and most men dropped off to sleep in the dark, still hours of the morning - New Year\'s Day, 1945. The men awoke at first light with screams. They discovered that their bandages were not typical bandages at all, but hunks and strips of human flesh. Several men had been given fresh blood transfusions, yet there had been no blood supplies available. Each treated man was almost completely covered, head-to-toe, with the maroon stain of blood.
The medic was found, sitting on an ammunition tin, staring off into space. When one man approached him, and tapped him on the shoulder, his tunic fell off to reveal that large patches of his skin, muscle, and sinew had been stripped from his torso and his body was almost completely dried of blood. In one hand was a scalpel, and in the other, a blood transfusion vial. None of the men treated for wounds that night, in that camp, saw the end of January, 1945.
Have you ever heard the expression \"an apple a day keeps the Doctor away?\" Most assume, with no reason to think otherwise, that it is simply an easy-to-remember rhyme that stresses the importance of eating healthily to young children. But the saying did not originate as a harmless reminder. It was born in a frontier town in the early years of the gold rush, where food was scarce and money even scarcer.
One August, when a bad drought had struck the region, a series of bloody killings swept through the town. Every night, a single house would be broken into, and anyone who saw the invader would be swiftly, brutally slain. Nothing was ever stolen, save for a few scraps of food.
After two weeks of this, the local grocer set out a few apples and a glass of milk in the town square overnight. He then hid in the tower of the church, hoping to catch a glimpse of anyone who came by.
Fighting fatigue, the grocer waited for any sign of life below. Just after midnight, he was rewarded by a chilling sight; a man, carrying a black bag stuffed with dully shining metal tools and covered from head to foot in cloth bandages, staggered into view. He paused at the sight of the apples and milk, then whipped his head around, as if looking for the one who dared to patronize him. Seized with fear, the grocer ducked out of sight, staying hidden \'til sunrise.
The strange man had only taken one of the apples, and didn\'t even touch the glass of milk. No houses were broken into, and no one was killed. For decades, the town continued to place out an apple or two every night, even long after a single apple stopped dissapearing.
11 years agoTalon
*currently trolling christfags, athiestfags, gays, and cam whore images*
Did God create evil?
A University professor at a well-known institution of higher learning
challenged his students with this question.
"Did God create everything that exists?"
A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!"
"God created everything?" The professor asked.
"Yes sir, he certainly did," the student replied.
The professor answered, "If God created everything; then God created
And, since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works
define who we are, then we can assume God is evil."
The student became quiet and did not answer the professor's
hypothetical definition. The professor, quite pleased with himself,
boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian
faith was a myth.
Another student raised his hand and said, "May I ask you a question,
"Of course", replied the professor. The student stood up and asked,
"Professor does cold exist?"
"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never
The other students snickered at the young man's question.
The young man replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to
the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of
heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or
transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or
Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; and all matter
becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does
We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."
The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"
The professor responded, "Of course it does."
The student replied, "Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not
exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can
study, but not darkness. In fact, we can use Newton's prism to break
white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each
color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break
into a world of darkness
and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You
measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a
term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light
Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"
Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course, as I have already
We see it everyday. It is in the daily examples of man's inhumanity to
It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world.
These manifestations are nothing else but evil.
To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it
does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is
just like darkness and cold, a world that man has created to describe
the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what
happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's
like the cold that comes when there is no heat, or the darkness that
comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down.
The young man's name -- Albert Einstein
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