Talon

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from the deepest, darkest, regions of space

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    • Keep an open mind......

      12 years ago

      Talon

      www.metatech.org/Art%20Bell%20Area%2051%20Call.mp3


      Art Bell Tonight On Radio Station 1520
      www.warpradio.com/player/player.asp?mode=&bg=&page=Tuner&id=13768&wmpVer=10&br=IE&os=win&streamType=&streamRate


      Rat Attack!

      Sky News Tuesday February 27, 08:39 PM

      A rat climbed into a baby's cot and chewed off her nose and part of her lip. The rodent attacked the four-week-old tot as she slept. She had been born prematurely, and her parents awoke when her heart and breathing monitor went off.

      They found her lying in a pool of blood.

      Police believe milk or formula that had leaked onto the baby attracted the rodent.

      No-one else in the home was bitten.

      Ratcatchers began sweeping the area in Kansas City, US, after the attack came to light.

      Spokesman Michael Swoyer said exterminators had worked through the family's house, several occupied homes nearby, vacant houses and the surrounding sewer system.

      "We don't want this to ever happen again," he said.

      "We're all over the neighbourhood now."

      http://uk.news.yahoo.com/27022007/140/rat-chews-sleeping-baby-s-face.html

    • BATMAN BEGINS!

      12 years ago

      Talon

      hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/BATMAN_SIGHTING


      SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. (AP) -- To an Arizona middle school, Batman! Three schools in the north Phoenix suburb of Cave Creek were on lockdown for about 45 minutes Wednesday morning after a student at Desert Arroyo Middle School reported seeing a person dressed as Batman run across campus, jump a fence and disappear into the desert, Scottsdale police Sgt. Mark Clark said.

      The student described the person as 6 feet 3 inches tall and possibly male.

      "We're assuming it was male, although they did have a mask on," Clark said.

      Officers combed the desert around the middle school. A nearby elementary school and high school also were on lockdown as officers sought the caped crusader.

      The result - no Batman.

      "It's just one of those interesting little stories that we looked into but we couldn't find anyone," Clark said.

      Nedda Shafir, a spokeswoman for the Cave Creek Unified School District, said putting all the schools on lockdown was a precautionary measure.

      "We didn't want to take any chances," Shafir said. "We just don't want to put anyone at risk."

    • Battlestations: Midway

      12 years ago

      Talon

      OMG!!! Airbases are teh stuped! Tehy just SIT therez and do NOTHING!!!!


      I had an airbase and for like an hour it totaly did nothing dudez! Yet other peoplez like had planezorz! What a lame *** game! And the graphix are the sux! I am 2 1337 4 thiz!!!

      ------------------------------------ But Really.....

      THIS GAME FUCKING OWNS ALL! Fur Re4lz...........Come on now I love this game, but with Earth defense Force comming out March 20 and Monster Madness comming out April 3, I will be working.........TEH OVERTYMIES!!1!1!!

      ---------------------------------And now the Forums

      Thread: Finally! An EXCELLENT GAME!
      Topic Creator: (TC)
      It's nice to see something different on the menu for ANY game system and this game is TOP NOTCH! Well done makers!!!! Well done!

      Bitch:
      Wow. Were we playing the same game? The game is broken. It completly froze my 360. I didnt know planes could fly threw water and buildings. Nobody online knows what their doing. They did a great job letting people know what their suppose to be doing. Why wouldn't they just release a single player tutoral first.. This game is a lag fest in the making. Worst xbox live demo of all time.

      Other Poster:
      i agree, most brilliant game ive played in a long time! and for those who moan about it freezing their xbox and all that jazz, well bad luck, cause im pretty sure noone really cares

      Thread: This game is just awesome and unique.
      Topic Creator: (TC)
      I just had a full match, lasted about 30 minutes but we finally managed to sink the Allied Aircraft Carriers that the guy hid behind the island and guarded with like 100 planes.
      I cant wait for this game now if thats only one battle imagine the Midway battle!

      Other Poster:
      I'm glad to see lots of postive feedback from the demo.
      Can't wait for the full game!

      Other Poster:
      Same here.
      Most of the complaints focus on the demo not working (technical issues) or on the complexity of the game (those comments coming from individuals with ADD).
      I've played about 12 engagements over the past 2 days and have had zero crashes and zero lag. And I think the gameplay is amazing. A definite purchase for me.

      Man with really small penis:
      i'd like to of seen that, i've never had a problem sinking a carrier with 3 squads of torp bombers (me controlling one squad)
      it takes 2 runs though, i.e. 3 squads torping, then another 3 squads to finish it off, if you get loads of accruate torps in..
      hmm..

      Thread: Ewwwww. look at the graphics

      Topic Creator: (12yr old British Kid, A gamers worst nightmare....)

      this game definitely sounds like a good idea for a game. but i saw some video on ign n the graphics r ugly. i mean it looks like a glorified ps2 graphics. is tha graphics for tha final game gonna be better? do u know were i can find sum pics of good graphics n not tha poly trash i saw at ign.

      Other Poster:
      I don't think the graphics are bad at all, especially considering some of the chaos that takes place. This game feels massive! They need to work on that collision detection though lol.

      Topic Creator: (Most people know to leave by now)
      How big are the battles?

      Other Person who posts:
      plz Don't answer this kids questions.

      Topic Creator: (Still not dead)
      y? i'm just curious

      Good Person:
      1. do research on the game yourself
      2. all you care about is graphics, go play gears of war and be easily amused, i really dont want you on my team online saying "wtf, my plane cants go underwater?"!!!!"!"!"!wtf"

      ------------------------------------------------Talon Tyme!!
      Well now, when playing a game as complicated as Battlestations: Midway, you know their will be people with questions and some with answers........Okay fuck it! I was trying to make this paragraph of useful information" really interesting and full of facts that will help you enjoy this online experience that is Battlestations, BUT I CAN'T!!! I can only sit here and remember the constant whineing of 10-12 year olds wondering how to make planes fly and how to change weapons, oh and my favorite one, (I am not even joking) " How do I fire?"......How does he fire.......Hmmmmmmm.......A good question....Let me take him back to past games he has played such as Halo 2. In Halo 2, the player uses the right trigger to fire....Yes, Halo 2......The game this kid ruined for many other gamers by his constant whineing and just plain annoying voice. But back on subject, it turns out he did not even have the right unit selected to fire. Five minutes into the mach and he is still back at the harbor. Finally, after what seems like an eternity, we explained to him the correct procedure for launching a ship. He did it. Then came the onslaught of questions such as, "How do put fires out?" How do I turn quicker?" "How do I (insert anything here)?". Now I have no problem when the semi-retarded kid is on the other team now, makes winning a hell of alot easier, but when he is on my team....I just can't do it!! I bdsfhgkndt!!!! Anyways, I have fell in love with the submarine, the way it cuts through water (and battleships at RAMMING SPEED) like questions through a ****. I love torpedos. I love surfacing under a patrol boat. I love Beef Jerky.

      ---------------------Minor Update
      I have just witnessed stupidity in its purest form. The other team had two players on their team who were most definatly 13 or younger. Both had submarines, I had just my submarine. I did what anyone in their right mind would do, I ran......er swam....er oh screw it. Anyways, I called in for air support as the odds were against me, but just then it hit me. I had just realized the odds could go fuck them selves......The two subs I had been running from did not know how to dive ( a simple click down on the d-pad)!!! I was over come with joy as I launched 5 torpedos at each enemy vessel, each a direct hit. Never in that game had two kills come so easy! I watched in awe as the two submarines slowly started to turn upside down (???) and float to the bottom~

    • Ghost Busters ON TEH SexBox 360

      12 years ago

      Talon

      www.joystiq.com/2007/01/15/seriously-impressive-ghostbusters-game-in-the-works/

      Spiders Do Not Do Drugs

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc


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      Oh and Halo 3 Multiplayer videos....

      www.xbox360fanboy.com/2007/01/15/halo-3-video-and-screens-galore/


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    • On the Set with "I am Legend"

      12 years ago

      Talon

      Pictures from on the Set.



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      (Deer gets payed more than me ) smiley4.gif

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      (The Horror, The HORROR!!)

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      (Yes thats right, even Santa!)

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      (Big Budget movie!)

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      (HUGE Budget movie!!)

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      (Hanging out with the Dead)

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      (It even feels weird)

      Stupid Cell Phone Clip, But Still The Only One In Existence.

      joblo.com/arrow/action.mov

      ----------------------For More I am Legend Goodness, look into watching:

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      And as for The Hills Have Eyes 2........sorry
      (Email I recieved after my friend went and saw a test screening of The Hills Have Eyes 2......*cries*....)

      I am begging you to warn people about how fucking bad this movie is! I saw it a few weeks ago and it is by far one of the worst horror movies I've ever seen. I actually liked the first Hills Have Eyes remake but this sequel was God awful. The entire audience was laughing at it's unintentional stupidity throughout. Before the screening began we were chosen to be apart of a panel after the film to give input into making it better; (which is impossible) but once the movie ended they could barely convince anyone to stay because of how atrociously wretched it was. Even retarted mutants will have their intelligence insulted. I've seen better Roger Corman/sci-fi channel movies of the week.

      The opening was cool. You actually graphically see the birth of a mutant coming through the birth canal; but afterwards it's all downhill. And the final kill was good times, the leads smash a mutants head to bits with a hammer. But these are the only tolerable moments. You don't give a shit about any of the characters, they are all cookie cutter, stereotypical military personnel spouting video game worthy dialogue. I would have been fine with it if they would have made up for it all with some bad ass kills and gore but the mutants don't even have that much screen time; leaving us with the boring as fuck story line and shitty dialogue. Every decision the characters make don't make any sense, which is to be expected from any horror movie I guess? But the director made it all even worse, he lacks any sense of style or talent, but again what do you expect from the guy who directed Sisquo videos.

      I feel terrible for anyone who pays to see this in a theatre. I saw it for free and I wanted my money back. Fox Atomic knows how to pick em. Turistas, the scrapped Revenge of the Nerds remake and now this. Peace out.

    • Phantom the 360's nemesis

      12 years ago

      Talon

      Phantom_-game_system-.jpg


      Prototype

      AMD® Athlonâ'žÂ¢ XP 2500+ central processing unit (CPU)
      NVIDIA® GeForceâ'žÂ¢ FX 5700 Ultra graphics processing unit (GPU)
      NVIDIA nForceâ'žÂ¢2 Ultra 400 platform processor
      256 MB RAM
      40 GB local content cache
      Microsoft Windows XP® Embedded Operating System
      Dynamic, personalized user interfaces customizable for age, gender or technical expertise
      Lapboard, mouse and game pad included
      HDTV and Dolby® Digital 5.1 compatible
      Works with any consumer-standard broadband Internet Service Provider (ISP): DSL or faster


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      Final Product

      CPU: AMD Athlon XP 2500+
      Video card: Nvidia GeForce FX 5700 Ultra, with 128 MB RAM
      RAM: 256 MB
      Hard drive: 80 GB "content cache"
      Sound: Dolby Digital 7.1 Audio
      Control: Custom game pad and keyboard-mouse combination unit called a "lapboard".
      Wireless modules will be used to support a wireless lapboard and game pad.


      Phantom Powa!
      www.marketwatch.com/tvradio/player.asp?media=0&band=1&remPref=1&siteid=mktw&guid={A73F50D0-5FAF-4FB7-83E8-B9D054522A5F}

    • We didn't start the fire....

      12 years ago

      Talon

      It was always burning, since the worlds been turnin'.

    • Bow your heads!

      12 years ago

      Talon

      Momofuku Ando, Japanese inventor of instant noodles, dies at 96

      The Associated Press
      Saturday, January 6, 2007

      TOKYO

      Momofuku Ando, the Japanese inventor of instant noodles, has died, according to Nissin Food Products Co., the company he founded. He was 96.

      Ando died of a heart attack on Friday, Nissin said in a statement posted Saturday on its corporate Web site.

      He was born in Taiwan in 1910, when the island was under Japanese colonial rule. He moved to Japan in 1933, according to Japan's daily Mainichi newspaper.

      Faced with food shortages in post World War II Japan, Ando developed the idea that a quality, convenient noodle product would help feed the masses. He founded Nissin in 1948.

      In 1958, "Chicken Ramen," the first instant noodle product, was introduced after many trials. Following its success, the company continued to add innovative products, including "Cup Noodle" in 1971.

      "The Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum" opened in 1999 in Ikeda City in western Japan commemorating his inventions.

      The company's products even went into space when Japanese astronaut Soichi Noguchi took instant noodles in a pouch called "Space Ram" on his 2005 mission on board the U.S. space shuttle Discovery.

      Ando was a keen promoter of developing food for space travel, Nissin said.

      Ando gave a 30-minute speech at the company's New Year ceremony and enjoyed Chicken Ramen for lunch with Nissin employees on Thursday before falling ill, Japan's largest daily Yomiuri said.


      smiley7.gifHot water will be added to the coffin, he will be lowered into the ground, and slightly stirred.


      ---------------------------------ZOMBIE MOVIE FOR JOO!

      www.horrorchannel.com/chat.php

  • About Me

  • Comments (458)

    • Juggalette

      12 years ago

      MAN EATER?!?!?!?!??!?!
      is there somthingb ur not telling me....

      *pause*

      OMG i ahve a crush on a GAY MAN >.<

    • Juggalette

      12 years ago

      YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!
      Spread those legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!

      RULES:
      1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.
      2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
      3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
      4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
      5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
      6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.
      7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!

      **This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEM! Make everyone feel a little loved!. Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!


      F.U.C.K.
      Stands For:
      Friends U Can Keep.

      So promise me
      we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.K buddies are

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      What the Hell took you so long signing back on?! smiley12.gif

    • simmonsv56

      12 years ago

      could u approve the friend request thing now?

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      ROFLCOPTERS FOR JOO TOO smiley11.gif

    • Jaded_Twin

      12 years ago

      Nope. Why?

    • simmonsv56

      12 years ago

      lol nice pix

    • SeRial123

      12 years ago

      I still have another hour to go until New Years.

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      Night!!<3

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      Otay..*nuzzles*

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      No..ReAlLy? I DIDn't know that..

      But, is that all there is to it? Nothing else..? No..other meaning(s)..?

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      What's that? Lamo?

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      **ROLAMO**

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      Happy New Year Sexy!!

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      Make...Room...

    • lilbabyblues

      12 years ago

      heyy talon!!! happy new years!! hope u have a great one lols!! ~2007~ ^_^

    • lilbabyblues

      12 years ago

      oh lol! ^_^

    • lilbabyblues

      12 years ago

      gosh ur making all my images look retarded LOL thnx lol and yes now that we r friends:
      ill annoy u to insanity
      bother u like crazy
      wake u up
      be really hyper
      make dumb jokes
      but i wont do any of that if u REALLY dont want me to LOL
      i g2g ttyl goodnight

    • lilbabyblues

      12 years ago

      oo hey thnx for the add!! and yea u kinda reminded me i had to fix the caption to the image u lleft a comment at lol (im so retarede 0.o) anyways thnx! =P

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      AlRiGhT tHiS iS mY StOp.. **Breaks Away**

      Like I said...You must have a weird word book hidden..

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      AnD yOu LoOk LiKe OnE!!

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      NoOOoOoOo!!!! @_@!!

      TaLoN MaKe SoMe RoOm!!!!

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      Gah! I'll do it NOW!! **Chokes You**

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      *Thinking To Self*
      "Hmm.. Kill him now...Or later..?!"

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      I don't know... I love the view out here. = P!

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      ARG!! **Pulls you into a Headlock**

      You know exactly what the Hell I mean..

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      Hey! Not too much gravy! I'll turn into a dounut..

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      ((O.O)) Talon!!!!<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

      What's up the the Eggs and Bacon? Are you making me Breakfast?

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      Good Night Talon.

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      ...............You know what i'm about to say....

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      I'll brb

      BTW: what's up with your message space man..?

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      Make some rooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      Are you leaving again?

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      Make Some Messaging Room!

      I didn't get the chance to say Merry Christmas to you...

    • Halochief89

      12 years ago

      youtube.com/watch?v=Vc3c4BYlRi8
      heh my first

    • BobSalawalatski

      12 years ago

      Hope you've had as Merry a Christmas as I did!

      And have a Happy New Year, too!

    • PenguinMinT

      12 years ago

      Happy Christmas too you too Talon... and I better call up Danny Glover to get that thing off my profile now.

    • Traez

      12 years ago

      Psh. Guns are for the lazy. smiley8.gif

    • Jaded_Twin

      12 years ago

      Merry Christmas, +3 mods

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      I'm here for ya!<3

    • CoMM4nd3R

      12 years ago

      Congrats! smiley0.gif

    • Neister

      12 years ago

      Love Ya Back Talon!

    • CoMM4nd3R

      12 years ago

      Hello, how are you today?

    • Lousir

      12 years ago

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    • Lousir

      12 years ago

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    • Lousir

      12 years ago

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    • bsilver

      12 years ago

      my hoody?
      anyway, i figure you were taking all i said as a joke...because i know its a joke. however it does give a decent representation of what Americans can be.

    • bsilver

      12 years ago

      uh huh. yeah. sure.

    • quesadia

      12 years ago

      i hope to get a better pics of my shirt.
      but for now i took that one just for show

    • Joseph889

      12 years ago

      lol...nah...the wonders of ebay got me that bad-boy for $32...and now I have it's AEG form...for only $40

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