Talon

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from the deepest, darkest, regions of space

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    • RR (another soon to be never completed)

      13 years ago

      Talon

      (camera pans out across the dark space revealing a space ship floating aimlessly. Camera zooms in.)
      Jason: ......(is walking down some stairs in the dark).........WAH! *trips and starts rolling down the stairs* Ah SHIT! *rolls across the floor knocking over priceless artifacts and pictures*
      Talon: *over the hex screen* Jason what the fuck is all that racket down there?! *rubs eyes sleepily*
      Jason: Um uh....nothing NOTHING!
      Talon: I heard things shatter! What did you break?!
      Jason: Oh that, uh ....that was just my arm....shattering....
      Talon: JASON YOU DUMBASS.....arms dont make shattering noises!
      Jason: Well....uh mine does!
      Cody: *now awake and right beside Talon* *sighs* Im going to go skin him alive....
      Talon: No no, thats to messy and its to late.....You will have to do it tomorrow.
      Neister: No skinning people please! Believe me, I know who will end up having to clean it up.
      Talon: *turns on night vision cameras in Jasons sector* HOLY JESUS LAID AN EGG! YOU DESTROY3D EVERYTHING! OUR BUDGET WONT COVER REPAIRING ANY OF THAT.......in fact I think we might owe something now..hmmmmmm
      Jason: No it wasnt me! I swear! It was....it was....A BEAR!
      Talon: Oh well, okay. Good thing our insurance company covers Bear accidents......YOU IDIOT! How did a bear end up in the middle of space!
      Cody: Jason dont be stupid, I know it will hard for you not to be, but just try!
      Neister: WAIT! He may not be lying.... *zooms in with the camera and watches as something runs by the camera* GASP! Did you see that!?
      Talon: Let me see! *watches as a dark feline figure darts across the screen* Thats no bear! Thats Expirement 112 aka The Black Cat of Doom!
      Cody: The Black Cat......of Doom!??
      Talon: Yes, a cat so black that it absorbs light......and flesh on contact!
      Cody: Alright Jason.....stay cool....im comming to get you....dont move
      Jason: Im scarred! *hears a noise in the corner* What was that? *picks up a piece of the shattered holy grail and throws it in the corner* ...........*a brick comes flying out of the corner and bashes the side of Jasons head, making it look even more deformed than usual* AHHHHHH! *runs around the halls*
      Cody: TALON! I hear screaming, im going in! *grabs a fire axe and stands beside the door*
      Jason: *now on fire* HELP!!!! *busts through the door that Cody was beside scarring the crap out of him*
      Cody: SON OF A BITCH! FIRE BREATHING INTERGALACTIC RADIOACTIVE HEATHENESS EXPLODING DEMONIC INTERDIMMENSIONAL ZOMBIE FROM THE THIRD LEVEL OF HELL! *starts hacking away at Jason*
      Talon: What the hell is going on down there!?! *cameras go out due to the electrical bill not being paid*

    • W00t

      13 years ago

      Talon

      WASHINGTON ? The United States has found 500 chemical weapons in Iraq since 2003, and more weapons of mass destruction are likely to be uncovered, two Republican lawmakers said Wednesday.

      "We have found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, chemical weapons," Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa., said in a quickly called press conference late Wednesday afternoon.

      Reading from a declassified portion of a report by the National Ground Intelligence Center, a Defense Department intelligence unit, Santorum said: "Since 2003, coalition forces have recovered approximately 500 weapons munitions which contain degraded mustard or sarin nerve agent. Despite many efforts to locate and destroy Iraq's pre-Gulf War chemical munitions, filled and unfilled pre-Gulf War chemical munitions are assessed to still exist."

      www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,200499,00.html

    • XBOX LIVE ARCADE!

      13 years ago

      Talon

      Prices:

      - All the retro games will be 400 points. They have leaderboards, enhanced graphics (which can be toggled on or off), etc.

      - New original games will be 800-1200 points (Roboblitz, Mutant Storm Empire, Cloning Clyde, etc)

      Releases:

      - Every game announced will be available before the end of the year.

      - The retro titles are front-end of the summer. A few (Frogger, Pac-Man, Galaga) are coming "within the next month or so".

      - Lumines is a summer title.

      Game Info:

      - 21 games are online right now (18 new ones were shown today I believe)

      - There is a game called Small Arms that is like Smash Bros.

      - Mutant Storm Empire is one universe. so when you clear the stage a door opens up that you go through to the next stage. Really neat.

      - The code for Contra works.

      - Strong support from Namco: Pac-Man, Miss Pacman, Digg Dugg, Rally X, etc

      - Midway was pleased with its first batch of titles that they are making more.

      - Making achievements a bit more easier to get. Bejewled and Smash TV are mentioned as having ridiculously hard/impossible achievements.

      Lumines Info:

      - Downloadable skins, themes, puzzles, song packs, artist packs, and full XBL multiplayer. Partnership with Warner Music - spread across genres of music (pop, hip-hop, alternative, rock, etc). It's 1200 points and is a summer title.


      XBLA game list: (26 of them so far, coming this year)


      1. Pac-Man
      2. Ms. Pac-Man
      3. Contra
      4. Super Contra
      5. Frogger
      6. Sonic the Hedgehog
      7. Time Pilot
      8. Rally-X
      9. Dig Dug
      10. Cloning Clyde
      11. Cyberball
      12. Defender
      13. Galaga
      14. Hoopworld
      15. Mad Tracks
      16. Novadrome
      17. Paper Boy
      18. RoboBlitz
      19. Root Beer Tapper
      20. Street Fighter II: Hyper Fighting
      21. Texas Hold'em Poker
      22. Ultimate Mortal Kombat III
      23. Lumines
      24. Small Arms
      25. Mutant Storm Empire
      26. Heavy Weapon

      Lumines Live - Looks like PSP won't be the only console with a hot musical puzzle game in its library. Lumines is coming to Xbox Live Arcade. Everything that was available in the original is here, and more. Live has teamed up with Warner Music, and now users can download special music video skins that play behind the puzzle you're playing. In version on the show floor, one of Madonna's latest video played behind the moving puzzles pieces. Lumines Live has the full support of Q Entertainment and Tetsuya Mizuguchi, so expectations are running high. We expect to see this one sometime this summer.

      Small Arms - Indie developer Gastronaut Studios (a 4-man team) brought us Fuzzy Fever on Live Arcade. They hope to unleash another success with their upcoming diddy, Small Arms. In this game, you control odd, but cute, characters, that have both melee and projectile weapons. This could be anything, from a blow torch to a crossbow. You can play with over 4 player over live. The cast of characters includes cyborg tabby cats, assassin truffle pigs and mutant chimney sweeps. As you jump from platform to platform in this side-scroller, you can shoot one another with aiming radius of 360 degrees. It looks as hot as it sounds, and should be out some time this summer.

      Cloning Clyde - The folks at Wahoo studios brings us Cloning Clyde. This is all about the adventures of a not-so-smart gent named Clyde who gets stuck inside a cloning agency and gets cloned. Turns out, he'll need his clones to help him solve interesting puzzles, all while he wears an ass-showing hospital gown. Through-out his adventures, Clyde will have the opportunity to splice his jeans with animals, and use their various traits to traverse complicated terrain. By combining with a frog, Clyde will swim better, and by combing with a frog, he'll fly. Online multiplayer and 40 single player levels will be available. The cute and stylized adventure will be available some time this summer.

      Heavy Weapon - This is another indie game by Popcap Games, and it's simple to control. You're a side-scrolling tank that shoots down planes that are trying to drop nukes on you. There are two mode to explore: Mission and Survival.

      Mutant Storm Empire - The folks at Pompom Games are putting out another Mutant Storm game for Live Arcade. Mutant Storm Enterprise is in 3D, and you control a space ship from a top-down view. The idea is to shoot down all of the baddies that come out of various corridor located all around the arenas you get locked in. There's also an online co-op mode so that you can enjoy the game with friends. This game should release somewhere around the holiday season.

      Robo Blitz - This will be one of the star games on Live Arcade. For one, it be the first game released to use the Unreal Engine. And that may same like a tall order for a game on Live Arcade, but through Procedural Texturing, the file size is kept under 50 megabytes. The game itself is about a little robot named Blitz that rolls around a metallic world. By using physic, he must solve various puzzles to progress from level to level. The operates with no hud, and you can see the life bar for the little robot glowing on his back. He can use tractor beams to pull himself up ramps, and grab objects. Although a single player campaign will get released at launch, multiplayer and different kinds of content will get released later. We should see this out sometime around early summer.

    • My 360 = Teh shit! (continue RR later)

      13 years ago

      Talon

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      Spunkmier's Xbox - 6/20/2006
      Spunkmier really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 4078. That is a gain of 35 points over last time! He played Smash TV, Quake 4, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
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      Spunkmier's Xbox - 6/19/2006
      What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Spunkmier came to play. Gamer score stands at 4043. He played Battlefield 2: MC, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.

      Also, I don't want to be alarmed or anything, but Spunkmier's gamer reputation went down yesterday. Spunkmier, if you are reading this, I really hope you weren't TKing or glitching man... don't be that guy.
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      Spunkmier's Xbox - 6/18/2006
      Oh man, Spunkmier was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 4043 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He played Battlefield 2: MC, Gauntlet, Hardwood Hearts, Marble Blast Ultra, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
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      Spunkmier's Xbox - 6/17/2006
      Spunkmier rocked out with 4043 points. He played Perfect Dark Zero, Mutant Storm Reloaded, Zuma, Feeding Frenzy, Geometry Wars Evolved, Jewel Quest gaining 1 achievement, and after that, called it a day.
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      Spunkmier's Xbox - 6/16/2006
      Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Spunkmier turned me on yesterday. 4043 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a gain of 80 points over last time! He played Gauntlet gaining 2 achievements, Joust, Battlefield 2: MC gaining 1 achievement, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
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      Spunkmier's Xbox - 6/15/2006
      Spunkmier is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 3963 gamer score! That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He played Perfect Dark Zero, Gauntlet gaining 4 achievements, Smash TV, Joust, and almost cried with joy. I have that affect on people.

      Did I mention that I like it when people like us? Spunkmier's gamer reputation increased yesterday proving that he is an all-around nice guy.
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      Spunkmier's Xbox - 06/14/06
      Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Spunkmier turned me on yesterday. 3943 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He played Gauntlet, Battlefield 2: MC, Call of Duty 2, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
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      Spunkmier's Xbox - 06/13/06
      Spunkmier decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 3943 is what it is! He played Perfect Dark Zero, Gauntlet, Marble Blast Ultra, Call of Duty 2, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
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      Spunkmier's Xbox - 06/12/06
      You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Spunkmier showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 3943. He played Call of Duty 2, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
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      Spunkmier's Xbox - 6/7/2006
      When Spunkmier was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 3943. He played Oblivion, Quake 4, Call of Duty 2, Perfect Dark Zero, G.R.A.W., Marble Blast Ultra gaining an amazing 8 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
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      Spunkmier's Xbox - 06/06/06
      I told Spunkmier 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and for once he listened. Gamer score is 3943. That is a gain of 25 points over last time! He played Blazing Angels, Quake 4 gaining 1 achievement, Joust, Oblivion, Call of Duty 2 gaining an amazing 7 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...

    • A wee game of hide and seek!

      13 years ago

      Talon

      Well I got tagged......twice. So here it is:

      1. I have teh impressive cigar collection under my bed.

      2. I like to procrastinate, mainly when I write my RRs and I know that pisses Ferrari off.

      3. I beat Neister at pool on a daily baises.

      4. I like politics. (though they dont like me)

      5. I R speshual. (Well maybe not but my super cool job that pays $6/hour is, I answer phones!)

      6. I am making a machinema of Gauntlet about a jewish wizard, a gay elf, a transvestite Warrior, and a retarded valkyrie.

      7. I am naked right now. (took you by suprise didnt I?)

      8. I read. (At the mountain of Madness, Who goes there?, The mountain King, etc...)

      9. I er Edjuka7ed and can speak polish (but still cant speak spanish.....)

      10. I got tagged by two people instead of one.

      (I will finish this shtuff later)*

      *Later being when ever the phyuck I want.

    • Oh yes, there will be Boll!

      13 years ago

      Talon

      "The reign of violence that follows will redefine the boundaries of extreme gore, physical and mental torture explored through cinema."

      I don't know about you, but whenever I hear a filmmaker talking about how their horror movie is going redefine movie violence, I find myself instantly convinced that the film is doomed from the get-go. Heck, See No Evil director Gregory Dark already made a similar vow, and that film wasn't even the goriest film of this year. When the person making this vow is Uwe Boll, forgive me if I find the statement doubly dubious.

      Also, if I were Uwe Boll, I would never send out a press release where I promise a film that will set new standards for mental torture. He's just setting himself up for the punchline with that one.

      The movie in question is Seed, Dr. Boll's shockingly non-video game adaptation set to begin filming in mid-July starring Boll movie mainstay Will Sanderson, Ralf Moeller (Best of the Best 2, Conan the Adventurer), Michael Pare (Sanctimony - another past Boll production), and Andrew Jackson (Shadowbuilder). Fangoria reported new information regarding Seed, which Boll also scripted and is describing as an "extreme horror film". The plot is supposedly based on a true story that occurred in 1972 Seattle and revolves around a federal law that states any death row prisoner that survives three jolts in the electric chair lasting 15 seconds is allowed to go free. I've never heard of this particular true tale that Boll is basing his film on or this obscure law, but I'll just take his word for it and move on.

      Seed derives its title from its lead character, psychopathic mass murderer Sam Seed. Quoting Fangoria:

      "After three attempts to electrocute, complete with boiling blood that steeps from his eyes, he's still alive. The executioner, Warden Wright and the doctor collectively agree that the breathing Seed be pronounced dead. He is bound and buried alive. After biting and clawing his way to the surface, Seed, the bloodsoaked, enraged madman, is now bent on vengeance."

      I guess if he bit and clawed his way to the surface and demanded they abide by that law that allows him to go free, you wouldn't have much of a movie.

      For those not interested in taking Boll up on his challenge to get in the ring with him for a boxing match, you can meet the man himself as he, along with the cast, will take the stage for a Seed presentation at Vancouver's Timeless Destinations sci-fi convention being held July 31-August 6.

      Also on the all thing?s Uwe Boll front, a new trailer has just popped up online for his next video game to film, the fantasy epic In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. It's Boll-A-Riffic!

    • Awsome song!

      13 years ago

      Talon

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      Marine sings a bad ass song.

      The conduct of a soldier in uniform is governed by military codes?..I hope they let the soldier go because the song is really not that bad?It is less violent than some of rap songs that rap about killing one?s own mother?

      Liberals tolerate gang rap on killing and raping. Do you see the fallacy here?

      CAIR seemed awefully quiet on Al Jazerra?s boardcast on beheading and propaganda, and the boasting and gloating of Al Zarqawi after he butchered our people. I would like to see some evidene of CAIR?s action ( or more proper, inaction) against the terrorists.

      CAIR is turning the citizens of USA against them. This is not good PR, CAIR. CAIR IS NOT FAIR AND BALANCED?but..have they ever?

    • I got me some street cred.

      13 years ago

      Talon

      www.outpost31.com/movie/goofs.html
      The Thing Goofs link-----^^^^


      "AND...The infamous Crater Goof!!

      -When Norris and Mac climb down into the crater and are walking towards the open hatch in the center, look on the far right hand side of the screen and you will see the head and arm of somebody come into shot and then disappear again.

      Here's a pic of the scene taken by Talon from the DVD playing on his computer. This part of the screen can only been seen on the widescreen version. The dark mass to the right of the arrow is the person who goofs.
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      Special thanks to Talon for helping to compile a complete list of goofs for The Thing and submitting this pic of the Crater Goof. "

    • OMG!

      13 years ago

      Talon

      New invention in RR!
      First you had the chordless phone
      Next they gave you the wireless mouse
      Now they give you the rope less repeling kit
      -=------=----=----------News

      Max Brooks likes his zombies, and for good reason. His first book, The Zombie Survival Guide, sold like the proverbial hotcakes and made legions of undead fans smile from ear to ear with its practical, real-world advice on how to survive a zombie apocalypse.

      His next, World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War, was the source of a massive bidding war between Paramount and Warner Bros. with Paramount winning out in the end. The film version of World War Z is now set for production through Brad Pitt's Plan B and distribution via the studio according to Variety. Needless to say, zombies have been good to Max so far.

      The story is just what the title proclaims: the history of a war fought between normal humans and those who are given a virus that allows them to reanimate after death to keep on fighting. It sure sounds like it's going to be a damn big film, let's just hope that Paramount is up to doing it justice. World War Z is due out from Crown on September 12th; click here to pre-order it via Evilshop, and keep your eyes here for more on the film as we learn it!

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      "I used to be a used car dealer, Destro! You could say that forming Cobra was a step towards honesty for me!"
      -- Cobra Commander to Destro, #55

    • Movies to hold you over until RR

      13 years ago

      Talon

      www.publicdomaintorrents.com/
      ^^_______A nice website where you can view old sci-fi classics

      www.invasioncinema.com/index.html
      ^^^_______An even better site which gives you the option to skip through the movie with chapters.

      -------MAJOR MOTHA FUCKIN UPDATE--------------------

      Uwe Boll Fights Critics -- Physically

      On Cinematical alone, Dr. Uwe Boll has been said to be, "incapable of making a good movie," (by Martha), "mostly bad," (by Karina) and "that wacky German man who likes to call himself a director and has a penchant for creating awful video game to film adaptations," (by Mark). Scott says his movies, "cost nine bucks a ticket, but are actually only worth about 99 cents," and Robert has a lot of bad things to say in his Bloodrayne DVD release post, but I bet you none of the writers on this site have been mean enough to enrage the directing doctor enough to win this contest:

      Boll is going to fly the 5 most outspoken critics of his work to Vancouver, put them up in a hotel and cast them as extras in his film Postal. The catch? They have to enter the ring and box with Boll in a 10-bout match, footage of which will appear on the internet and in the movie. The filmmaker shouldn't have trouble finding critics to enter, but anyone interested has to fulfill a requirement. He or she has to have written at least two extremely negative articles about him on the web or in print in 2005. He has already picked out a few people who have posted on the IMDb and has put their user-names in the press release.

      "I am fed up," Boll says in the release, "I'm fed up with people slamming my films on the Internet without see them." Well, can we at least make fun of the typos in his press releases? Nah, that isn't as fun.

      You can read the rest of the announcement at [sknr.net]

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  • Comments (458)

    • SolidSnake04

      14 years ago

      Cryptzoology eh? Another person who believes in Bigfoot/Loch Ness Monster/Moth man/Champie/jersey devil/ect!

    • PrivateGrif

      14 years ago

      u just earned urself a really good friend

    • PrivateGrif

      14 years ago

      man anytime u or any of ur friends need help just ask!!

    • PrivateGrif

      14 years ago

      he pulled me out of a really tight spot

    • mgsisawesome

      14 years ago

      dk for snes is great

    • Stupd_Tucker

      14 years ago

      MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU BABY EATER!


      ~Talon is my bestest buddy.

    • cutsiebutton

      14 years ago

      Are you really serious? real chupas???....

      I knew i recognized that quote from Family Guy!!! Guns don't kill people... dangerous minorities do, or something like that... it's soo politically incorrent, but i love it all the same.

    • JetJaguar678

      14 years ago

      Jet Jaguar is just...so awesome, i love the movie hes in, and he like, gets all big and he just plain kicks ass

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