Talon

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    • All the experts Are Gone except me......

      14 years ago

      Talon

      Holy ANTI-n00b Crusade
      Well, All the experts whom used to work with me have left so its my job to turn u n00bs into decent beings.......
      TALONS GUIDE TO HUNTIN NOOBS
      1. they like to travel in packs so watch out
      2. they will soon regroup so move fast
      3. N00bs scare easly and r considered dangerous
      4. n00bs use stuff like OMG STFU all the time
      5. n00bs are cowards who dont protect their own women (if they have any)
      6. n00bs also talk alot of stuff (but keep ur cool,dont get intimedated)
      7. n00bs run alot take ur time to bring em down
      8. n00bs have capslock on alot of the time
      9. n00bs dont like bullets and we dont like them
      10. their weapons consist of pineapples, needlers, plasma grenades, and sharp sticks
      11. When hunting n00bs aim for the head or their feet
      12. n00bs are like a school on the holiday.....No class
      13. n00bs use leet speak and will try to fit in anywere
      14. n00bs are also loud and annoying
      15. n00bs ussauly are found sleeping or smiling at nothing

      N00B HUNTIN LODGE
      PM ME IF U WANNA PLAY.....

      N00b death count
      Talon:87
      Tucker:34
      Plan b: 18
      Punkre:1
      Spikey: -3
      Hk-47:17
      8bit: 34
      My sniper rifles name is the MIGRANE and its sister the HEADSPLITTER

      1. The Girl Scout- Your basic fucking Noob camper. Enjoys flagcamping and watching the grass grow.

      2.The Elephant- Noob who camps in the exact same spot every time he spawns. He's like an elephant, following some instinctive knowledge to go to this location and die.

      3. The Coward - As the first shot hits him, freaks out and does this bizarre running/jumping/flailing dance that makes him look like a damn demented leprechaun

      4. The Sleeper - That motherfucker who goes AFK five minutes in and takes up a spot on your team that could be occupied by a live body.

      5. The Blind Man - Can't aim for shit. Any kills he gets will occur when he is aiming for someone else, many of them TKs. This type is often combined with...

      6. The Lee Harvey Oswald - That bastard who MUST HAVE the sniper rifle every game. He will camp out over its spawn point because he CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT IT. This is often combined with...

      7. The Benedict Arnold - Not just a TKer, but a TKer who kills you for the weapon you're holding, often the sniper rifle. Bitch.

      8. The Orator- Spends so much time saying things, impressing us all with his wit, that's he's too goddamn busy to actually do anything but provide cannon fodder for your opponents.

      9. The General - Gives orders like he has any idea what the fuck he's doing "Drive Me!", " Get the flag!", and "Go up on the cliff" are popular ones.

      10. The JFK Jr. - Basard who grabs the Banshee and then puts on a display of flying that makes you wonder if he can dress himself in the morning. Crashes into hills, ridges, cliffs,hogs, tanks, ghosts, and just about eveyrthing EXCEPT your enemies.

      11. The Princess Di's Driver- Cannot go five feet in the hog, usually with you in the backseat, without flipping it over, running it into a fall, or driving it directly over a grenade helpfully provided by your opponents.

      12. The Man of Steel- Walks a straight, unvarying path straight to the enemy's base, regardless of any incoming fire or vehicles, because apparently he thinks the bullets will bounce right off him.

      13. The Donut - The noob that somehow manages to grab the opponents flag, then gets lost on the way back to the base. It's Blood Gulch, you stupid bastard, not New York City. Quite fucking easy to navigate.

      14. The Statue - The noob that somehow manages to grab the opponents flag, then just sits in their base, hoping they'll forget about him. And if they come in, he doesn't move, apparently convinced that his opponents are T-Rexes and can't see him if he doesn't move.

      and finally, the most satisfying noob of all...

      15. The Human Cannonball - The noob that goes flying 100 yards through the air after he meets his well desrved demise.

    • Games that I want.......................

      14 years ago

      Talon

      Cold Fear
      Worms 3D/Forts Under Siege
      SnowBlind
      Condemned
      Pariah
      Unreal Championship 2
      Doom 3
      Area 51
      Metal Wolf Chaos
      Narc
      TimeSplitters: Futue Perfect
      Brothers in Arms
      Predator: Concrete Jungle
      Red Ninja: Rise to Honor
      Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows
      Morrowind: Oblivion
      25 to Life
      Dino Crisis 3
      Close Combat: First to Fight

    • Casaulty....(starts crying)

      14 years ago

      Talon

      Epsilon hasnt been on in 2 months and was positioned in Iraq........hes gone i think

    • Translation Part2.......................

      14 years ago

      Talon

      Your local Talon might be acting funny nowa days but, fear not nothing is wrong its natural with spring time comeing up "love will be in the air" so if u notice a Talon starts saying things u cant understand resort to this guide...................

      kome = come
      Mo = no
      Myes = yes
      Grrr = (Talon dosent like u)
      Plen = done
      Myeh = maybe
      Mwah!! = (surprised)
      Chap-apa = Run n00b Run really fast!

      --------------------------------------------------------------

      Avator guide.

      RvB Anti n00b sqaud = Im looking for noobs
      Alert Talon is here = I found a n00b
      The Bomb = Declared war on a n00b

    • N00b Hunting RPG..........k

      14 years ago

      Talon

      Well if ur on my friends list u probably know i hate retarded n00b, so i decided to make a game of it, so PM me if u wanna join, choose a weapon and outpost or base......the first 10 will be officers....All ur modd points Are belonging to me
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      MEMBERS LIST

      Talon (Commander) woc: sniper rifle named The Migrane/ locas: The Strip
      BudaTX (officer) woc: shotgun / locas: The Strip
      EvilDimono (officer) woc: Beam rifle / locas: The Strip
      Helljump3r (officer) woc: bruteshot / locas: The Strip


      Outposts

      Outpost 31
      Outpost 39
      Outpost 23
      Lunar Visa

      Forts & Bases

      Javalin 5
      Orbital Guns 1-20 (in orbit over all planets)
      Alpha Centauri (plasma field)

      Heilies Majix

      The Strip (officers and highranking members only)
      Tribulants
      Vachewary
      Jazzon
      Pylon Fields (every planet has them)

      Yavvoden
      Weshendoo
      Warp Nexus (technicians only) locas: classified
      Arenda-Teche

      Academys and Bootcamps

      Hell Hole
      Javalan Academy
      Bollivian
      One Step At A Time
      Acasatar (Shooting Range)
      The Fellowship


      December 28th, 2004
      nOOb huntin round 2
      Over In Egypt
      (in Cairo, in a vally while everybody sees a group of nOObs but not that big so talon gets an extra jug of gasoline and pors it down into the vally without the nOObs knowin)
      Tucker_012:hmmm
      Plan_B:Wut u hmmm bought tucker_012?
      Tucker_012:nottin just bored
      Talon:shhhhhut uuuup ggguuysss
      Tucker_012:oo yea
      Talon:ok done but be very quiet...
      Plan_B:(pulls out his spanker(rockett launcher)and shoots starit at a pool of gasoline)Die nOObs!!,Dieeeeeeee
      Talon:WUT DID I SAY!!!!!!!!!
      pack of nOObs:AAAAAAAAAA WTF RUN !!!!
      (Talon jumps in the driver seatof the puma,Tucker_012 jumps in passanger seat,and Plan_B jumps in the gunner seat and starts to shoot wildly)Tucker_012:(cocks a pistol)nutshot!!!yea!!,in yur face nOOb!!
      (Talon driveing around swerving around the flames caused by the rockett and gasoline)
      Talon:Wut did i tell u Plan_B!!!!(while Plan_B was to busy shootin nOObs)
      Tucker_012:WTF why did i ever have this idea!!!
      (thanks to Talons driveing they got past the flames out of the vally and he parks behind a rock while the nOObs are still wildly running around)
      Plan_B:(mumbuling)gees..i couldive..did that...by myself.....
      Talon:wut was that!!!!!
      Tucker_012:he said....
      Talon:(interupting)I know wut he said!!!!!!!!*pulls out a sniper rifle*
      (slowly moveing the rifle and then bam!,bam!,bam!......Bam!)
      Talon:Headshot!!yea!!now that how u do it!!
      Leader of the nOObs:yayayayayayayayaya
      Tucker_012:....that didnt sound good
      Talon,Tucker_012,Plan_B:(togather)AAAAAAAAAAAA
      (the leader of the pack of nOObs jumps over the rock and does his call)
      Leader of the nOObs:yayayayayayaya!!!!!!!!!!
      (all three of the hunters take there positions in the puma and take out the crazed leader of the nOObs,then drive off to a safe location in a pyramid)
      Tucker_012:whoa that was a ruff one
      Plan_B:lets eat!!(pulls out the lunch 4 each of them)
      Tucker_012:(yells so loud)NOOOOOOOOO
      (then they hear a yeyeyeyeye in the background)
      To Be Continued......
      (he yelled no because he had pickles on his ham sandwich)

    • Understanding The Talon.................

      14 years ago

      Talon

      Some new words that You might find your local Talon Saying Are:

      J00bely = [/Thread]
      lepe de lepe = I hope so....
      J0ws Chow = Your Are A n00b
      Chewy Chee-Wop = You should have read the FAQs before coming here.....
      Grrrrr = (Talon dosent like You)
      Robbo de Emo0 = Blame the Emu
      Rabba de Dabba = Your gonna get modd rapped....
      Har be doo = I like you....
      Geee doe Wah? = WTF?
      Mechy to0 = Me to?
      Jawwa che Jawwa = Thats a go0d idea....
      HeHeHaHa = (You made Talon laugh)
      Brr laponga = You will not eat rice tonight....
      Jay Jubba Wa-Wa!!! = (You have angered Talon)
      Polipo de wachy = Your Crazy
      Noke epe de lepe = I dont care about what You say....

    • Blah......!

      14 years ago

      Talon

      I got you covered with a comprehensive dictionary of terms

      Work in progress: your help is much appreciated.

      747: Giant plane, in which thanksgiving food (and some non-thanksgiving food) is stored and deep fried to be eaten.

      Assault Rifle: The most commonly used weapon. Cheap and easily manfactiored, it has become the mainstay for soldiers on both sides of the war.
      Apocolypce: "See hollywood"
      Angelina Joe Lee: Famous star with big lips, a fan of whose is Sarge.
      Battle Creek: A map filled with immortal n00bs, perfect for 4 on 4 deathmatches.
      Blood Gulch: The setting of Red Vs. Blue for the first 39 episodes or so. A box Canyon with two bases for no apparent reason...
      Bluetard: Common Insult used by the Red team.
      *****: A female canine.
      Bomb (10 megaton): A device that is capable of destroying entire eras (such as the present). See "non-sensical"
      Blood of his enemies: Drunk by Sarge
      Blue Team: Including Tucker, Church, and Caboose (but also incorporating Lopez, Tex, Doc and Shiela breifly). The Blue team exists to fight the Red team, which exists to fight the Blue team. All wear variations of blue colored armor.
      Box Canyon: A canyon in the shape of a box.
      Camper: See "camping *****"
      Camping *****: One who sits in the same area for great lengths of time, until an easy kill can be obtained.
      Caboose: A laughable idiot, yet generlly beloved by the veiwers at home and hated by the veiwers he acts with. It is rumoured that Caboose is A. a master genius, or B. A twin. See "Cecil" Caboose has a very odd perception of the world around him, as is reflected in his mind.
      Cecil: A twin of Caboose, possibly, who enjoys acting like him.
      Cockbite: An insult, comonly used by Tex. See: Rooster Teeth.
      Chupathingy: A failed attempt to pronounce Chupacabra, a mythical goat eating creature deriving from spain.
      Coagulation: A map, or the process by which blood cells clot to heal a wound.
      Donut: An effeminate Red soldier who insists to being masculine while enjoying bubble baths. Is often called gay, which is incorrect. He is just exteamly girly.
      Doc: A pascifist. See: "Thing babys suck on." Also See "Medic." Doc gets possesed by aggresive AI, and his current status is unknown. Letterd in track. Is not a doctor.
      Doctor: One who cures people, not to be confused with a "Medic"
      Dent: Something undesirable on armor or foreheads.
      Dutch Irish: Simmons' persuasion, according to him.
      Emu: A totally kewl bird, that is sometimes included in the thanksgiving day feast.
      Fransisco Montegue Zanzibar: A robot with a fancy name that does not match his bla personality. Is conrtolled by Tex during the later episodes.
      Faggot: A cigarette, or -slang- one who is homosexual
      Good: Commonly refer to the Red Versus Blue series itself. Example: Red Versus Blue is good
      Great: Same as above.
      Grif: A red soldier unpopular to all, especially Sarge. Wears orange and occasionaly yellow armor. Hasa knack for creating fake animals. See "Puma," "Griffan" and "Walrus"
      Griffan: A mythical creature after which, one can only guess, Grif is based...
      Gut: A part of the human body which occasionaly speaks to its host. Unless it is made of polyester, in which case it has no idea what its talking about.
      Heugakurgurk: A phrase said by those unlucky enough to become hosts of AI.
      Idiot: See "Caboose"
      Intro: Displays the characters and plays "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit. Is generally asscosiated with the word "cool"
      Jetpack: Donuts prized possesion, he hopes to become a spy someday through use of it.
      Kill: A kill.
      Loser: See "Grif"
      Lame: Something that is pointless, stupid, or just plain sad....
      LLama: A cute animal -or- a useless player/person
      Latino: Simmons' persuasion, according to Grif
      Mad: See O'Mally"
      Magic: Something that significantly shortens explinations.
      Mourning: Sometihng done by loved ones. Does not come up much in the series.

      *Church: The leader (in sorts) of the blue team. Is constantly killed by Caboose. Believes being with others only dampens the experince of being Church. Is dead, and

    • The game of wit and survival............

      14 years ago

      Talon

      ANTI-n00b association

      TALONS GUIDE TO HUNTIN NOOBS
      1. they like to travel in packs so watch out
      2. I will take out there leader from long range, that will cause panic
      3. Then RvB .012 rushes in killing em
      4. they will soon regroup so move fast
      5. N00bs scare easly and r considered dangerous
      6. n00bs use stuff like OMG STFU all the time
      7. n00bs are cowards who dont protect their own women (if they have any)
      8. n00bs also talk alot of stuff (but keep ur cool,dont get intimedated)
      9. n00bs run alot take ur time to bring em down
      10. n00bs have capslock on alot of the time
      11. n00bs dont like bullets and we dont like them
      12. their weapons consist of pineapples, needlers, plasma grenades, and sharp sticks
      13. When hunting n00bs aim for the head or their feet
      14. n00bs are like a school on the holiday.....No class
      15. n00bs use leet speak and will try to fit in anywere
      16. n00bs are also loud and annoying
      17. n00bs ussauly are found sleeping or smiling at nothing

      N00B HUNTIN LODGE
      PM ME IF U WANNA PLAY.....

      N00b death count
      Talon:87
      Tucker:34
      Plan b: 18
      Punkre:1
      Spikey: -3
      Hk-47:17
      8bit: 34
      My sniper rifles name is the MIGRANE and its sister the HEADSPLITTER

      1. The Girl Scout- Your basic fucking Noob camper. Enjoys flagcamping and watching the grass grow.

      2.The Elephant- Noob who camps in the exact same spot every time he spawns. He's like an elephant, following some instinctive knowledge to go to this location and die.

      3. The Coward - As the first shot hits him, freaks out and does this bizarre running/jumping/flailing dance that makes him look like a damn demented leprechaun

      4. The Sleeper - That motherfucker who goes AFK five minutes in and takes up a spot on your team that could be occupied by a live body.

      5. The Blind Man - Can't aim for shit. Any kills he gets will occur when he is aiming for someone else, many of them TKs. This type is often combined with...

      6. The Lee Harvey Oswald - That bastard who MUST HAVE the sniper rifle every game. He will camp out over its spawn point because he CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT IT. This is often combined with...

      7. The Benedict Arnold - Not just a TKer, but a TKer who kills you for the weapon you're holding, often the sniper rifle. Bitch.

      8. The Orator- Spends so much time saying things, impressing us all with his wit, that's he's too goddamn busy to actually do anything but provide cannon fodder for your opponents.

      9. The General - Gives orders like he has any idea what the fuck he's doing "Drive Me!", " Get the flag!", and "Go up on the cliff" are popular ones.

      10. The JFK Jr. - Basard who grabs the Banshee and then puts on a display of flying that makes you wonder if he can dress himself in the morning. Crashes into hills, ridges, cliffs,hogs, tanks, ghosts, and just about eveyrthing EXCEPT your enemies.

      11. The Princess Di's Driver- Cannot go five feet in the hog, usually with you in the backseat, without flipping it over, running it into a fall, or driving it directly over a grenade helpfully provided by your opponents.

      12. The Man of Steel- Walks a straight, unvarying path straight to the enemy's base, regardless of any incoming fire or vehicles, because apparently he thinks the bullets will bounce right off him.

      13. The Donut - The noob that somehow manages to grab the opponents flag, then gets lost on the way back to the base. It's Blood Gulch, you stupid bastard, not New York City. Quite fucking easy to navigate.

      14. The Statue - The noob that somehow manages to grab the opponents flag, then just sits in their base, hoping they'll forget about him. And if they come in, he doesn't move, apparently convinced that his opponents are T-Rexes and can't see him if he doesn't move.

      and finally, the most satisfying noob of all...

      15. The Human Cannonball - The noob that goes flying 100 yards through the air after he meets his well desrved demise.

    • Dedicated to a higher purpose...........

      14 years ago

      Talon

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    • Merry Christmas

      14 years ago

      Talon

      Just simply Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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