Talon

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from the deepest, darkest, regions of space

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    • horrorchannel.com

      12 years ago

      Talon

      rotmm.jpg

      This week, The Horror Channel Presents: BLACK SABBATH. The show starts at 12:00 Midnight EDT (9:00 PM PDT) on Friday, October 20th. Then on Saturday, October 21st, will be the Double Feature of LISA AND THE DEVIL & THE GIANT GILA MONSTER, which will run three times beginning at 6:00 PM EDT (3:00 PM PDT). And on Sunday, the 22nd, we'll repeat Friday night's lineup three times, also beginning at 6:00 PM EDT (3:00 PM PDT).

    • Double Doople Dangle Dare Jo0!

      12 years ago

      Talon

      You have been dared to ask a question 1 question.
      1 chance.
      1 answer.
      Thats it.

      You get to ask me 1 question.
      Any one question,
      no matter how crazy it is.
      and I promise to answer it.

      The catch is, if you ask, you have to post this in your journal and do the same.

    • Update Rape!

      12 years ago

      Talon

      youtube.com/watch?v=Yal0BxZ7Bzw
      (ZOMG WAKKA WAKKA!)

      It has been a long time since I've updated, too long, so I will start by making a list of things that have happened today.

      1. I beat the first level of Doom on Nightmare : )
      2. I bought Feast, Apocalypse Now, They Live, and Friday the 13th: Complete Collection.
      3. I bought a coconut.
      4. I realized how much I missed Jaxxie <3

    • TCM CUlt Classic nights!

      12 years ago

      Talon

      Turner Classic Movies is taking a walk on the wild side as it welcomes auteur filmmaker and legendary rocker Rob Zombie as the host of the network's newest weekly movie showcase, TCM UNDERGROUND. The late-night franchise, which will feature off-the-wall movies chosen and introduced by Zombie, is set to launch in October.

      "TCM UNDERGROUND will serve as home to some of the truly visionary cult films that have been made over the past century, from stylish horror movies to offbeat black comedies," said Tom Karsch, executive vice president and general manager for TCM. "We are proud to have a talent like Rob Zombie hosting this showcase, which is certain to broaden TCM's appeal beyond our loyal core audience."

      Among the movies set to be featured in the TCM UNDERGROUND are Russ Meyer's iconic Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, horror master George Romero's The Crazies, Ed Wood's Bride Of The Monster and Brian De Palma's creepy Sisters, as well as Leonard Castle's offbeat The Honeymoon Killers, the story of which also serves as the basis for the new thriller Lonely Hearts, starring John Travolta, James Gandolfini, Salma Hayek, Jared Leto and Laura Dern.

      Zombie has made a name for himself challenging audiences by stretching the boundaries of film, music and publishing. He recently took film to a new level with his critically acclaimed House of 1000 Corpses and its high-octane follow-up The Devil's Rejects, and he is now working on his next film project, the animated horror film The Haunted World of Superbeasto starring Academy Award nominee Paul Giamatti, slated for release later this year.

      As the longest active artist on Geffen Records and the most prolific Geffen artist when it comes to Gold and Platinum discs, Zombie has sold in excess of fifteen million records worldwide. This past March, his new album Educated Horses entered the billboard charts at #5. Zombie is also a seasoned video director, with more than 25 videos to his credit. In 1995, he won an MTV Music Video Award for "More Human Than Human," becoming the first self-directed artist to win such an award.

      Here is the schedule for TCM UNDERGROUND: 2006 TCM UNDERGROUND SCHEDULE
      **All times Eastern and titles subject to change

      Friday, October 13
      2:00 AM Plan 9 from Outer Space (’59)
      3:30 AM Bride of the Monster (’55)

      Friday, October 20
      2:00 AM Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (’65)
      3:30 AM Mudhoney (’65)

      Friday, October 27
      2:00 AM Night of the Living Dead (’68)
      3:45 AM The Crazies (’73)

      Friday, November 3
      2:00 AM Sisters (’73)

      Friday, November 10
      2:00 AM Electra Glide in Blue (’73)

      Friday, November 17
      2:00 AM Freaks (’32)
      3:15 AM Mark of the Vampire (’35)

      Friday, November 24
      2:00 AM The Sadist (’63)
      3:45 AM Wild Guitar (’62)

      Friday, December 1
      2:00 AM The Conqueror Worm (’68)

      Friday, December 8
      2:00 AM The Honeymoon Killers (’70)

      Friday, December 15
      2:00 AM Deranged (’74)

      Friday, December 22
      2:00 AM West of Zanzibar (’28)
      3:45 AM Unholy Three (’25)

      Friday, December 29
      2:00 AM Madhouse (’74)
      3:45 AM The Last Man on Earth (’64)

    • Ding Ding! Uwe Bolle WINS!

      12 years ago

      Talon

      Our God has forsaken us.....
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjM2w5FOPQw

      Welcome to a very special world premiere on the WB of ... The Covenant! Four childhood friends live a life of decadence and power we could only dream of, but the coming of a new power threatens to destroy them all. Will their friendship, love of hair product, and metrosexual clothing be enough to save them? WILL THE COVENANT SURVIVE??!!

      That would have been the commercial had this been a new teen drama premiering this fall on the WB ... as it should have been. Instead, the brothers of "Supernatural" get to keep the cover of Tiger Beat to themselves and we are treated with another super sanitized "horror" film slapped with the scarlet PG-13 in the hopes it will shake loose all the change from its teen victims. Will it succeed? Probably. It’s practically a Gap commercial. How could that fail?

      Coming home from a movie, my first step to reviewing it is generally to hit Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB to see what people were expecting and read the movie breakdowns. I was surprised to find that on both sites the movie synopsis was completely wrong. This makes no sense as the commercials and trailer say it all. Four friends -- Caleb, Reid, Tyler and Pogue -- take time off from working the soaps and forming that new boy band for the Disney Channel to attend college and hit on the ladies. The boys are fueled by a dark power that could consume them, should they tap into it too often. Just when they think this is the beginning and end of their concerns, a new power surfaces and quickly infiltrates every aspect of their lives. What’s a guy to do?

      First off, I have to say there’s nothing I like more than watching some ridiculously flawless, rich kids in peril. Seriously; I’m instantly sucked in and hope for their rescue! Of course I’m being sarcastic. I’m sure the 14-year-old girls in the audience will drool to their heart’s content as the lead characters practice on the swim team, while their 16-year-old boyfriends ogle countless scenes of the girls discussing the day’s events in their underwear. Unfortunately, this is the meat of the movie. Caleb (Steven Strait) and Pogue (Taylor Kitsch) handle the bulk of the conversation, hoping to unravel the mystery of this new impending doom as they strike actor poses in sleeveless shirts and relaxed fit jeans. Sons of Shatner, UNITE FOR JUSTICE!! At any given moment the movie could have dissolved into an overdub of a narrator from "Project Runway" saying, "Caleb is fighting evil today in distressed denim and a tight basic black t-shirt, proving that simple themes can battle back bad fashion anyday! (Caleb strikes a pose and broods)."

      Meanwhile, back at the dorms, Kate (Jessica Lucas) and Sarah (Laura Ramsey) mirror "Naked News" as they ponder the motivations of their men while finding reasons to disrobe or just sit around in their underwear. No wonder guys think you all do this in real life. Way to propagate the myth, Renny.

      You won’t find any standout performances in the whole film, just various levels of mediocre. Most of the actors on hand seem to be phoning it in while the film’s mystery bad guy dishes out some horribly corny puns to cap off his over-the-top performance.

      Now my hope had been that this would be the kind of film where you could turn off your brain and just watch some super powered kiddies slug it out in a CGI bonanza. Unfortunately, the bulk of the trailer’s action doesn’t go down until the last quarter of the film and comes off as anticlimactic. It’s just a case of too little too late with a side order of I can’t seem to care about any of these people.

      It’s a given that director Renny Harlin was trying to create a vibe of Lost Boys meets The Craft with moody settings, secret meeting places riddled with candles, and even outdoor partying with teens gyrating to today’s most badass music. The sets are wet with emo rain, clouded in ethereal mist, and made creepy only by the absence of people. The funny thing is, while Renny seemed to want to recapture the feel of Lost Boys and The Craft, he missed out on making his own brand of frantic, super cheesy blockbuster! Let’s face it: This is no Die Hard 2 and it’s a long way from Deep Blue Sea.

      After you leave the movie’s opening scene, which you’ve already been taken through in the trailer, the movie slows to a moody crawl, slinking its way through endless discussion and spooky imagery that misses its mark. It may be creepier than The Wicker Man '06 at times, but we all know that’s not saying much at this point. That last 20 minutes of the film see a return to a faster pace, but by that point the movie is over and you're left feeling this was just a series of missed opportunities.

      You won’t find the quirky evil and black B-movie humor of The Lost Boys. You’ll even become nostalgic for the high levels of witchy bitchiness and slight character development of The Craft. Wow, I just realized ... The Covenant is the perfect evolution of those two films, poured into a mold crafted by company execs and marketing gurus. Each one was more squeaky clean and trendy than the last. I blame society.

      What’s left to say? If you’ve seen the full trailer for The Covenant, well, you’ve seen just about all this movie has to offer. Again, I’m fully confident that a PG-13 and a promise of dreamy witch-boys will equal a strong box office, but the horror crowd hoping for, at the very least, a little CGI psychic carnage will be disappointed. The Covenant is bloodless, creepless, and depthless. Is that last one even a word? Regardless, it’s just lacking. Let the kiddies have the theater for the night and go spend your money on another round of Snakes on a Plane or even Crank. Both are high on my list for mindless entertainment. You’ve even got the option of seeking out the comic this movie says it was made from. It’s bound to be more fun that this film.


    • Snakes on a Train....

      13 years ago

      Talon

      .....will be in my hands today if Im lucky, I also managed to hurt myself severly yesterday at the office. We were taking Big File cabinets up the stairs and scattering them about the buildings, when suddenly a rampaging file cabinet came terring down the stair well. Being in a stairwell, there is not much room to dodge an angry file cabinet. I jumped out the way as fast as I could, but since I was totting up another cabinet with someone else, my leg got cought as the furrious file cabinet sunk its corner into my leg. Needless to say there was plenty of yelling and files flinging around. I will update after I get my Movie! : )

    • PP stickers in DR and food!

      13 years ago

      Talon

      The following foods can be found in the North Plaza Super Market
      1) Coffee Creamer
      2) Apple
      3) Sncak
      4) Frozen Vegetables
      5) Thawed Vegetables (Let Frozen Vegetables stay in invitory for a while)
      6) Squash
      7) Ornage Juice
      Baguette
      9) Cookies
      10) Zucchini
      11) Corn
      12) Lettuce
      13) Melon
      14) Grapefruit
      15) Red Cabbage
      16) Japanese Radish
      17) Orange
      1 Milk (Has two sizes one looks small the other large)
      19) Yogurt
      20) Cheese
      21) Raw Meat
      22) Well Done Steak (Cook Raw meat in microwave)
      23) Rotten Meat (Let Raw Meat stay in invitory for a while)
      24) Wine
      25) Icepops
      26) Melted Icepops (Let Icepops stay in invitory for a while)
      27) Uncooked Pizza
      2 Golden Brown Pizza (Cook Uncooked Pizza in microwave)
      29) Rotten Pizza (Let Uncooked Pizza stay in invitory for a while)
      30) Cabbage
      31) Pie (Not found in supermarket check Paradise plaza, both on 1st and 2nd floor)

      You also need 7 juices to get the achievment
      32) Energizer (Cabbage + Cabbage)
      33) Spitfire (Pie + Condiments)
      34) Quick-step (Milk + Milk)
      35) Untouchable (Pie + Orange Juice)
      36) Nectar (Orange Juice + Ornage Juice)
      37) Randomizer (Cooking Oil + Pie)
      3 Zombait (Randomizer + Pie)
      ----------------------------------------------------PP time ^_^
      Paradise Plaza
      - Bird on top of the clock between P101 and P115
      - Giant Servbot in P102 (Child's Play)
      - Girl Cutout in front of P103 (Players)
      - Ratman Cutout in front of L1 (Colby's Movieland)
      - Store Sign in front of L1 (Colby's Movieland)
      - Store Sign above P106 (Tunemakers)
      - Store Sign above P109 (Tyke N' Tots)
      - Bears behind register in P110 (Ye Olde Toybox)
      - Green Vase in P201 (Marriage Makers)
      - Between Basketball Hoops on Staircase in P111 (SporTrance)
      - Central Green MegaMan Shirt in P203 (Tucci's of Rome)
      - Clock in P112 (Universe of Optics)
      - Store Sign above P113 (Kids' Choice Clothing)
      - Store Sign above P104 (Jill's Sandwiches)
      - Green Sign over 1st floor in P202 (Colombian Roastmasters)
      - Kids' Choice Clothing Ad on Staircase near Bathroom

      Entrance Plaza
      - On the big green tent in the sports store.
      - Poster on the north end of Estelle's Cosmetics (E210)
      - Bee statue at the south end of the Plaza.
      - Outmost doors, leading out of the mall on the south end
      - Antique in Ned's Nicknackery (E205)

      Al Fresca Plaza
      - Between 2 Paintings in A104 (Flexin')
      - Treadmill in A104 (Flexin')
      - Above the poster of the kid flexing A104 (Flexin')
      - Cushion of the east most weight bench A104 (Flexin')
      - Second West-most stationary bike A104 (Flexin')
      - On the "E" of the Flexin' banner inside the store A104 (Flexin')
      - Poster inside of Eyes Like Us (A107)
      - Shoes on pedestal right inside of Brand New U (A102)
      - Columbian Roastmaster's sign (A10
      - Menu of Hamburger Fieldom (A101)
      - Food Court Sign over the entrance to the food court on the West end.

      Food Court
      - Cowboy cutout to the right and below of the bee sign
      - Food Court bee sign
      - Food Court bull sign (the one right after the bee further in)
      - Central Nachos sign
      - Dark Bean mug sign
      - Meaty Burgers sign
      - Frozen Dreams sign
      - Jade Paradise sign
      -Teresa's Oven sign
      - Statue of a cheft in front of Chris' Fine Foods
      - Statue of a cheft behind of Chris' Fine Foods

      Wonderland Plaza
      - South end windmill in the south play area.
      - West side of the yellow house in the south play area.
      - South side of the yellow house in the north play area.
      - Rabbit statue in the south east section.
      - Rabbit statue at north end.
      - Sign behind the cash register in Kids Small Fry Duds. (W101)
      - Sir Book A Lot sign.
      - Kokonutz Sports Town sign. (W202)
      - Alien sign on top of the Space Rider ride (west side).
      - Astronaught on top of the Space Rider ride (west side).
      - Space Rider sign (west side).
      - Astronaught on top of the Space Rider ride (east side).
      - In Homerunner's sporting goods shop, picture of a red uniform team celebrating (W10
      - The green and yellow balloon to the left of the register in Kids Small Fry Duds.
      North Plaza
      - On the cupid fountain on the far East side of North Plaza.
      - On the Crispin's Home Saloon Sign (L2).
      - The sign behind the register of Crispin's Home Saloon. It looks like its made out of wood, and it has a green silhouette of people.
      - "Gardening as a passtime" sign in one of the back corners of Crispin's Home Saloon Sign
      - American Flag in the right window outside of the Huntin' Shack.
      - The cut-out of a guy in green holding a rifle, in the window to the right of the Huntin' Shack.
      - On the nose of the deer head in the back of the Huntin' Shack.
      - On the nose of the deer head in the front of the Huntin' Shack.
      - "Seon's Food" sign. The sticker is between the O and D in food. You need to be back on the scaffolding to get the picture though, cause it needs the whole sign.
      - On the "Seafood" sign in Seon's Food.
      - On the "Meats" sign Seon's Food.
      - Right helmet showcase In Repaer's Blades.
      - Left helmet showcase In Repaer's Blades.

      Leisure Park
      - North face of the clock tower.
      - East face of the clock tower.
      - West face of the clock tower.
      - By parking lot with red car and motorcycle, above the entrence to the tunnels.

      Colby's Movieland
      - Movie poster behind the counter on the left, about 10 or 20 feet after you enter the theatre.
      - Movie poster behind the counter on the left, about 10 or 20 feet after you enter the theatre.
      - Movie poster behind the counter on the left, about 10 or 20 feet after you enter the theatre.
      - Movie poster behind the counter on the left, about 10 or 20 feet after you enter the theatre.
      - On the cardboard cutout on the right side of the entrance to the gift shop with the Mega Man stuff.
      - Fox cutout on the left side of the gift shop with the Mega Man stuff.
      - The fox cutout inside the giftshop.
      - (Requires you getting abducted by the cult) On the red tarp.
      - (Requires you getting abducted by the cult) On the billboard.

      Security Room
      - on the board behind the couch in the security room.

      Rooftop
      - On the duct exit you take from the security room to the warehouse rooftop that connects you to the mall.

      Maintenence

    • Music to play Dead Rising to

      13 years ago

      Talon

      Hello! Im now level 39 and have gotten my kill-o-meter to 10,000+.
      What will you ever listen to while you are slaughtering Cultists, fighting Vietnam Veterans, or just trying to kill as many zombies as possible befor time runs out and you must make it back to da choppa!?!?
      Music:
      KRS one- Step into a World
      KRS one- 9mm Goes Bang
      Tupac + Nappy Roots- One Day
      Tupac- Thug For Life (Great Song)
      The Specials- Shaun Of The Dead Theme
      The Doors- Riders on the Storm
      Nappy Roots- Kentucky Mud
      Nappy Roots- Country Dialect
      Kenkraft 400- Zombie Nation
      DMX- Where my dawgs at?
      Black Sabbath- Iron Man
      Ja Rule- Livin' It Up
      50 cent- My Buddy (Only if you jacked the BFG from the *spoilers* Special Forces)

    • Dead Rising Times

      13 years ago

      Talon

      IIm lvl. 10 and doing well, the game is easy so far.
      I had to kill a Vietnam Veteran though, he thought I was a Vietcong! lol
      Im way to busy so I will update later

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  • Comments (458)

    • FerrariF50

      12 years ago

      S.O.A.P had a horrible ending but the rest of the movie was good and funny.

    • deadshotD12

      12 years ago

      Cool. What Do You Think Of Oklahoma?

    • Halochief89

      13 years ago

      need help dude I got the genocider achievement and I didnt get the megaman suit after I killed my self

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      My image section is one place where I let the weirdos come in and comment.... especially in the Girls Play Halo Too and Moms Play Halo Too images. It makes me giggle.

      LOL!

    • mimegal15

      13 years ago

      Sorry if that offended you (nigga, redneck)
      That guy was my boyfriend and I don't usually call people rednecks ^_^...or nigga

    • mimegal15

      13 years ago

      A redneck is not a race, silly

    • mimegal15

      13 years ago

      Maybe I do.....

      ...Nigga please smiley6.gif

    • mimegal15

      13 years ago

      FROM OUTER SPACE! dun dun dun

      You wish...

    • Pennywise276

      13 years ago

      No, pennywise comes from the punk band, pennywise.

    • Juggalette

      13 years ago

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    • Lewie

      13 years ago

      even though u dont know me i was wondering...........
      even though ull probably vote for some other person i just thought that i would ask
      hey can u plaese vote for me
      i know its a pain but look at my journal
      and go to the site
      !!!!!!i would apreciate it!!!!
      first contest i attended and i would like to come in first!!!!! lol im greedy

    • Juggalette

      13 years ago

      no more avalable space for Talon???????
      NOOOOOOOOOO
      *wants to send messages to you*

    • quickfinger

      13 years ago

      ah dude! you should try to learn how! it's really cool once you get good at it!

    • Dane_SFC

      13 years ago

      Random comment?? You hope we are on the verge of WW3???

    • Glazdon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I know I don't do this and it makes me seem like a bit of a hypocrite, but could you all vote for me?

      http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1140372

    • ThingAlec

      13 years ago

      what does that have to do with voice acting?

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      bah

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      your face smiley8.gifsmiley6.gif

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      thats.....nice

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      mmmmm

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      smiley6.gif

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      hah

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      lol, yes, it would seem so

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      mods? It was taken from the Halo 3 behind the scenes of the trailer smiley6.gif

      Post edited 7/21/06 11:02PM

    • careless223

      13 years ago

      Google earth is my bitch.

    • Spike12

      13 years ago

      I dont care for the movie so much as the book.

    • ultimamoogle

      13 years ago

      i'm going to be joining the CCZFA, grunt_seven sent me....

    • sgtkakashi

      13 years ago

      ya, i thought when i clicked on it, it was longer and i was like 'i know i would have read it all...'

    • ThingAlec

      13 years ago

      I'd rent it first. Then you should decide to buy or download. You'd probly like it since you're into cheesy sci-fi flicks.

    • ThingAlec

      13 years ago

      Um it says "file does not exist". And i dont do reviews really. Unless you want it really really brief.

    • ThingAlec

      13 years ago

      Snakes on a..kindergarten?

    • bobinator394

      13 years ago

      is the swastika at the top of your page a joke? because if not i would like you to take it down so a fight doesnt erupt and you get negged horribly for it please tell me its a joke or something

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      OBJECTION! ROFLMAO!

    • FerrariF50

      13 years ago

      Dude that was freaking amazing!

      NOOOOO DONT BURN THEM!!1!!11

    • linkvegeta2

      13 years ago

      go here to vote for me thanks and i will give you a mod, for the mod comment on my journal and say you did so you can get a free mod. if not whatever

    • yorfriend2

      13 years ago

      hi

    • punkregril

      13 years ago

      ????
      what is it?

    • PenguinMinT

      13 years ago

      Why did you bring that up again?

    • Halochief89

      13 years ago

      what program is it sci fi?

    • Halochief89

      13 years ago

      WHATEVA!

    • Neister

      13 years ago

      Thankie Very Muchie ^__^ smiley9.gif

    • Neister

      13 years ago

      Talon, I can't message you my reply. It says that you don't have enough space.((Which is unbelieveable but..))

      If it's not too much trouble, please delete some of your messages smiley4.gifsmiley11.gif (('Cause, i don't want to put it here..))

    • gipper666131

      13 years ago

      hi i'm back

    • Halochief89

      13 years ago

      time to party dude guess what! they found 500 chemical, nuclear and other weapons of mass destruction in IRAQ ha bush's rating only but up

    • Juggalette

      13 years ago

      Tallon will you have my UUber Pwn Raptor babies???????
      I LOVE YOU
      *showers you with Gifts*

    • Jaded_Twin

      13 years ago

      Science officer DePants reporting for duty. lol I had caffine!!! loldslfhlkfjomg

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Well, some of those pictures have been up for like a year, but I do get what you are saying...

    • Scrabbit

      13 years ago

      Hey could u please vote for Bozz here. and tell him Bassfreek5 sent u here.

      Thanx!! smiley0.gif

    • Scrabbit

      13 years ago

      Hey could u please vote for me here: www.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1061459

      Thanx!

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