TehCaptain

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from Phoenix, AZ

  • Activity

    • Hey,

      10 years ago

      TehCaptain

      Kwierso...

      [cut]
      YOU SUCK

    • I'm on a Boat

      10 years ago

      TehCaptain

      shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
      Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
      But stay on your motherfucking toes
      We running this, let's go

      I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
      I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
      Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
      I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
      I'm on a boat
      Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

      I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
      Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
      Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
      You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

      Take a picture, trick (trick)
      I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
      We drinking Santana champ,
      Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
      I got my swim trunks
      And my flippie-floppies
      I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
      Straight flipping copies

      I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
      The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
      But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
      I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

      I'm on a boat and
      It's going fast and
      I got a nautical themed
      pashmina afghan
      I'm the king of the world
      On a boat like Leo
      If you're on the shore,
      then you're sure not me-oh

      Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

      Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
      Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
      I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
      This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

      Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
      Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
      Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
      Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

      Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
      It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
      Poseidon
      Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

      Never thought I'd see the day
      When a big boat coming my way
      Believe me when I say
      I fucked a mermaid

      I'm on a boat
      I'm on a boat
      Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
      I'm on a boat
      I'm on a boat
      Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

    • Song?

      10 years ago

      TehCaptain

      I really hate to bump KW's stache, but he has had his time of fame...

      So, as the ten of you who watch me may know, I have been starting to use FL Studio and have made a three second clip or two; but I have put those small clips behind me, and have made a slightly longer small clip, that can be found HERE along with any further music I will make.

      Anyways, thanks for reading, and look forward to my full song release.

    • KWierso...

      10 years ago

      TehCaptain

      ...has a moustache.

    • RTSE

      10 years ago

      TehCaptain

      Hey guys, the possibly ten of you who read these journals, but a good friend of mine has now taken over the RTSE project and is making it ten times better. So far: IT WORKS!

      In other news, I really need a job! To bad I am too young. smiley4.gif

    • Music

      10 years ago

      TehCaptain

      I am going to start doing a little bit of what Jay does, making music, I am going to start out simple and work my way up. I am currently installing Sony ACID and FL Studio, I will most likely be posting some of my stuff here, and would love for you to check it out, and give some criticism.

      kthxbai

      --- edit ---
      A Milli - Listen (Don't hate, it was easy to do, so I did it!)
      Crank Dat - Listen

    • Screenshot

      10 years ago

      TehCaptain

      I am not really sure why I took this screenshot - but I feel like since I took it - I should post it.

      31Jan20090725PMscreenRT2.png

    • I Need to be More Active

      10 years ago

      TehCaptain

      I haven't been active for awhile so I think I am going to start. I recently have been doing a lot of web design, using more than just (x)HTML and CSS, but a combo of PHP, (x)HTML, and JavaScript. It is one of my favorite design so far, though it still needs a lot of work.

      Please, check it out, and leave a comment critiquing every little detail, so I can make it better. If it is something, being a design flaw, please screenshot it, and point it out. I know the navigation is not complete, and there is only the index page so far.

      smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • FYI

      10 years ago

      TehCaptain
      function getElementsByClass(alt1)
      {
      var allkeywordtags = new Array();
      //Create Array of All HTML Tags
      var allHTMLTags=document.getElementsByTagName("*");

      //Loop through all tags using a for loop
      for (i=0; i<allHTMLTags.length; i++)
      {
      //Get all tags with the specified class name.
      if (allHTMLTags.className==alt1)
      {
      allkeywordtags.push(allHTMLTags);
      }
      }
      return allkeywordtags;
      }
  • Comments (496)

    • corvito

      10 years ago

      go for it!

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      It's not that thick...

    • Van_Parker

      10 years ago

      Doesnt crack me up. Cause Hero with Jet Li was a good movie. Even with the fake fight scenes.

    • Van_Parker

      10 years ago

      i like them all. They are all really great action sequences that dont use any wires. And none of that BS flying back crap.

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      I made you admin on the Jake And Amir Group.

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      You crawled back to me. lol.png

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      I have no doubt you'll be the one to contact me before I contact you. Just wait. smiley8.gif

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      I deleted you off my MSN list cause you annoy the fuck out of me. smiley3.gif

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      Ok good. Cause I still <3 you. smiley1.gif

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      You just block me on MSN? haha Nice move there smartass. Right before I could reply.
      smiley4.gif

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      *Kills you.*

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      They're delicious.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      Yes. Kittens.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      In reply to TehCaptain, #9:

      Boom?


      Cheater.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      Also, I don't think you can run in 2012. Sorry.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      Oh, right. Pretty sure that's a code for something like mycokerewards.com...

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      wat

    • corvito

      10 years ago

      yah, but its been a long time since I got on!

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      So?

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      Just do it.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

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    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      In a young girls heart?

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      WHO KNEW?

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      WHO KNEW?

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      Quite easily.

      I also set it as the background on any school computer I have admin access to.

    • middyfrosh

      10 years ago

      You copied me.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      So I read...

      Sure. No guarantee on regular entries, but interested for sure.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      My journal here.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      HEY YOU

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      No. Not awesome.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      Yell at me in 10 days. PLZKTHXBAI

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      lol Sucks to be you. Web Messenger.

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      Eww...

      Go on MSN.

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      Oh btw... You are totally GS's features user today. w00t... and tomorrow since I assigned one a little late.

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      Alright I added a credit. Cause someone killed the text manipulation. smiley2.gif

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      Very nice! But read the caption. No where in there does it say I made it. It says it was made in Photoshop. smiley4.gif

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      Alright, that's good then.

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      Today we launched the alpha of Profile 2.0 in Canada. - Tom


      Nevermind. HAHA

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      Junk.

    • Jay I'm Back!

      10 years ago

      x6e7w4.jpg

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      Yeah. The love for Obama among my watchers and the rest of the community apparently isn't there.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      Where?

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      I see no image there...

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      In reply to TehCaptain, #1:

      Your imagery skills are sorely lacking.

    • parodysinc Hambone

      10 years ago

      Thanks.

    • parodysinc Hambone

      10 years ago

      Like i would spend money i don't have.

    • parodysinc Hambone

      10 years ago

      Yeah, well if you wanna do a new one.
      :PI have photoshop at school I'll do it then.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      Messenger?

      Works for me, although I'm using Pidgin for my client.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      No_not_rly_owl.jpg

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      THERE IS NO HUMOR ON THE INTERNET AFTER 11 PM!

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