Templar895

Male
from Los Angeles

  • Activity

    • Pizza Matrix.

      11 years ago

      Templar895

      The only good part of my fucking day.

      The king is debating whether or not to exile himself from his advisers.

    • Oh shi-

      11 years ago

      Templar895

      star is gone?

      Okay ladies, will dance naked for someone to get that fixed.

    • Double Journal Vanity Moment.

      11 years ago

      Templar895
      I said something cool and felt like quoting myself. There was some argument about Christianity goin' on in the good olde BAR and I felt like dropping my two cents. However I consider this true for just about every thousand year old holy text


      Christianity is cool, Jesus was a neat fellow, hell, I'm sure God is actually a pretty laid back dude if what we concieve to be God is actually true.

      A large part of me believes that perhaps instead of God creating us in his image, we created God in our image all those thousands of years ago, so that when we yelled "hello" we'd hear something back, even if it was imaginary. Perhaps what we concieve as "God," is something a lot less intelligent, wrathful, and/or various other characteristics, maybe "God" is an energy within each of us, perhaps "God" is just a baby dinosaur with a brain.

      The problem with the Bible is that it was written two thousand years ago, first person accounts of apostles, and was compiled by Constantine (asshole!) and his folk, to help the shift from polytheistic to monotheistic beliefs. Through all the translations, versions, and what not, how in the hell can you take it as anything more than a handy morale guide, suggestions on life (if you ignore the archaic beliefs of stoning homosexuals and unruly children), and something to help you through the day?

      Eh. We're trapped on this plane of existence, the only thing we can really do is try to be a good human collective and help each other out, it doesn't matter until we die. Its rather foolish to live your whole life spending a good chunk of it ensuring you get to go to a good place you can't even be sure exists.

      I'll ponder the ideas whenever I can, questioning my beliefs and what not, but I try not to set anything in stone. That's the only thing I hold true to, always questioning, always wanting to learn more.

    • Shit the world apparently finds is news.

      11 years ago

      Templar895

      The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame just fucking gave an award or some shit to Madonna. Who proceeded to yell and ramble on like a smartass cunt until the mind control devices placed in her brain by the Five Jew Bankers shut her shit up.

      Which is cool, whatever, awards not issued for military service and/or saving the world are worthless anyways. Except for that one time Kieth Olbermann said I was the Worst person of the week, and I proceeded to shoot his wife above the kneecap you make me shoot her again I'll put her in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

      Anyways, what makes me sick about this? Justin-fucking-Timberlake gave her the award. Yeah, that's right, the Rock-and-Roll Hall of Fame allows souless suckers of Satan's black oily cock to hand out awards.

      Elvis is plotting his rise from the grave, as soon as he escapes the flying saucer he's trapped in.

    • Title.

      11 years ago

      Templar895

      Body.

      Apparently I need more journals. I should ramble on and on for ten minutes about nothing, then make you all read it because I'm fucking Jack Bauer and if you're reading this you're too busy so you can't plot terrorism, hoo-rah you fucking raghead.

      Oh yeah, I should warn you all from the 28th to the 1st of April, I will be gone. In Arizona. Or should I say, Baghdad of America.

      Oh, and fuck your squirrel trend. SRSLY PEOPLE WHY

      I have a War of the Worlds fetish. Its awesome. I'm going to go beat the shit out of Speilberg and Tom Cruise for raping such an awesome franchise. Actually, go youtube War of the Worlds set to the Benny Hill theme, which syncs up rather nicely.

      This one rather busty brunette I have commerical art with is trying to get in my pants, I don't think she's doing so well AS SHE JUST GAVE ME A FUCKING COLD. RIGHT AFTER STOMACH FLU. Nice job you fucking bint, somewhere out there in the vast nothingness of space somewhere far away in space and time staring upward at the gleaming stars in the obsidian sky we're marrooned on a small island in an endless sea trapped on a tiny spit of sand unable to escape but tonight on this small planet on earth we're going to RAWK CIVILIZATION.

      *cue gangster beat*

      If I ever wind up fighting in the WWE, this is my intro song. Then I shall proceed to dance like an idiot and then proceed to fuck bitches up.

      Oh, and apparently because I like philosophy I am a profound asshole. And that you don't need to read Watchmen because "i have enuff epic literature lolol" THATS RIGHT IM LOOKING AT YOU MISSUS YOU KNOW WHO BAUER

      We all know this means there's some thirty-something somewhere who's going to sweep me off my feet as we ride the magic carpet of an endless supply of BUKS I HERD YOU LIEK THEM WITH UR GREEN EGGS AND HAM

      Well yes, I do like them. Fuck you if you don't like them, as reading is fucking made of win.

      I want to make a musical. With guns. And blood. And minotaurs and shit. :[



    • Contest Winner.

      11 years ago

      Templar895

      Something I randomly got over a random AIM.

      jackbauerblackoc8.jpg

      There, winner. Science proving I am apparently black.

      You all lose.

      WAAAAALLLT

    • Contest.

      11 years ago

      Templar895

      I need a motherfucking background for my motherfucking Zune that doesn't suck. So, I'm calling out all of you motherfuckers, you have one fucking week, to find me an EPIC background for my Zune.

      Conditions:
      Entrie must be in JPG format, 400x300 pixels.
      Not made of fail.

      Prizes:
      80 mods for first place.
      75 mods for second place.
      25 mods for third place.

      Now GET THE FUCK TO IT.

    • The 9/11 Conspiracy They Don't Want You

      11 years ago

      Templar895

      ...to know.

      It wasn't the government, al-Qaeda, globalists, oh no. You see, the people who brought down the towers?

      The Frenchmen who run the flag-making companies, I tell you. It was them. Think about it. THINK ABOUT IT. IT ALL MAKES SENSE.


      ....NOW ITS SERIOUS!!!!!

    • I has me a Zune.

      11 years ago

      Templar895

      Why mine is better than yours:

      -80gb, black.
      -I didn't pay a dime for it
      -Microbe, he's the best, as my background
      -Deleted all the shitty music on it
      -Left the hilarious standup comedy of David Cross
      -Has The Big Lebowski movie and Defiance HD trailer on it.
      -Downloading the first season of Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series to put on this baby.

      What else should I put on it?

  • About Me

  • Comments (6442)

    • Shai

      11 years ago

      What the shit?

    • Win32Hatred

      11 years ago

      inorite? Damn emos. Fucking almost as bad as the furs.

    • stompanie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold stomps

      11 years ago

      IT'S ONLY A DATE. Ish. Thing. I think.


      I have no idea how it's gonna go. :O

    • StupidIdiots

      11 years ago

      Whatever! Same thing!

    • trickstar

      11 years ago

      hey kewl glad u like my pirateship ^_^

    • StupidIdiots

      11 years ago

      Easy Mister, I don't swing that way.

    • stompanie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold stomps

      11 years ago

      You're a boy, silly. smiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • bludawg7

      11 years ago

      NO NO HOMOSAURUS I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU

    • StupidIdiots

      11 years ago

      HA! Don't make me give you a sponsorship again!

    • SNiP3R

      11 years ago

      WTF the punisher isnt one of your favorite movies??@?!?!?!?!? HOLY SHIT ...COME ON JACK ...Jesus Christ!

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      ...you were yelling?

    • stompanie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold stomps

      11 years ago

      Leaving this comment to inform you that being An Hero is a BAD thing. LEARN YOUR SHIT, PLZ.

    • stompanie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold stomps

      11 years ago

      WHAT.

    • diaboluxe

      11 years ago

      Thanks for welcoming me to r-teeth a few weeks back, albeit at Martha's request (behest?)...

      People around here can be a little brutal (!) so I appreciate the sentiment!

      Cheers,

      -doc

    • bludawg7

      11 years ago

      Apparently my journal claims that you are, indeed, a homosaurus.

      Discuss

    • SphinxGirl

      11 years ago

      Haha, alright, I'll just let you change it whenever you please. You're Jack Bauer as it is. I have no authority over you.

    • stompanie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold stomps

      11 years ago

      The title below, or rather, that isn't below, your name begs to differ.

    • SphinxGirl

      11 years ago

      Hmmm, that is slightly disturbing...Can we at least be second cousins if you're going to think like that? :P

    • SphinxGirl

      11 years ago

      Awwww, I'm your e-auntie now? I can handle that.

    • SphinxGirl

      11 years ago

      Of course. I'd expect nothing less from you.

      No one likes a show off now. :P

      That's good that you're kidding. I have quick reflexes. I'd just dodge them and you'd throw out your arm.

      I'm leaving to study for a bit though. I'll probably be back on later though. Good luck Mr. Bauer.

    • SphinxGirl

      11 years ago

      Haha, I was saying that I'm still going to insist that you're the great Jack Bauer. You can trick me with this talk of Prom. You're just preparing for a role in a play or something. :P

      Haha, well, I know it's really simple, but you'd be surprised about how many guys don't seem to do that.

      Haha, I'm just making sure. You never know with you guys.

      Also, starting every sentence out with "haha" annoys me for some reason. So, I added this to make it less annoying to me.

    • fibbleswings

      11 years ago

      great, not this again

      *walks away*

    • fibbleswings

      11 years ago

      pfff since when was that proof?

    • fibbleswings

      11 years ago

      you think too much

    • Austino

      11 years ago

      Your wife's going to KILL you. smiley2.gif

    • BigSkyBread

      11 years ago

      hahahahaa sorry
      I'm no good at that.....

    • BigSkyBread

      11 years ago

      pants?

    • BigSkyBread

      11 years ago

      you automaticaly lose

      cause i wanna win

    • BigSkyBread

      11 years ago

      heheheheheheheheehehe! Yaaaaay! Naked tag is fun!

    • BigSkyBread

      11 years ago

      heheheheeh *runs off with pants*

    • BigSkyBread

      11 years ago

      hahahahahaa well that was easy

    • BigSkyBread

      11 years ago

      but my internet broke! Im sorrrreeeeeeeeeeee

    • BigSkyBread

      11 years ago

      So you left me? thats sad.

    • BigSkyBread

      11 years ago

      wait... which one am i?

    • fibbleswings

      11 years ago

      You're hilarious

    • nurse

      11 years ago

      You're not.......it was talking about drinking while breastfeeding

    • stompanie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold stomps

      11 years ago

      I bet you can hear me typing right now. smiley0.gif

    • Duffman

      11 years ago

      actually

      don't want to blow your mind

      but yours sucks

      1. lame picture
      2. IT'S OF JACK BAUER

    • stompanie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold stomps

      11 years ago

      smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif


      I'm sorry about getting back so late. D: Tomorrow night, maybe?

    • Fatallyours

      11 years ago

      you cannot frighten me with meaningless names. i laugh at you.

    • Tia767

      11 years ago

      cus im so imcredably awesome you can't resist havng a conversation w/ me. That's why ;-)

    • Fatallyours

      11 years ago

      I do believe you are a little man. I WILL CRUSH YOU, I AM NOT AFRAID.

    • stompanie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold stomps

      11 years ago

      Isaiah does not believe in Jack Bauer. But he did call you cute once! :D

    • Fatallyours

      11 years ago

      i would very much like to see you try.

    • mikeyfuzz

      11 years ago

      Wow, first im pathetic, now im a gland?

    • mikeyfuzz

      11 years ago

      Im just exercising my freedom of speech smiley0.gif

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Oh honey, maybe later.

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I'm too feverish to stab you.

    • mjj0216

      11 years ago

      24 2 hour movie to bridge the gap between season 6 and 7 is in the fall and the new season will start in Jan

    • stompanie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold stomps

      11 years ago

      smiley2.gif



      You don't love me anymore, do you?

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