TheClash

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    • Bunnies don't like Robert Burns' poetry.

      12 years ago

      TheClash

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      Genius.

      Happy New Years.

    • It needed to be said...

      12 years ago

      TheClash

      ..And no one better to say it than Mr_Jingoism

      I'm starting a petition asking for the end of RT comics (not that I expect it to have the slightest chance of working) that I'll send to Luke and Griffon so long as I have enough users supporting me. The petition itself is in the works so feel free to send suggestions. In the mean time, just lay your support here.

      Dear Luke and Griffon,

      There comes a time when sitcoms, comics, video games, etc such have reached the climax of their quality and must be put down as to be remembered for when they were at their best rather than when they became old and stale.

      We've all read the laugh-a-minute quirks on Burnie's gaming score and enjoy the crowd of fourteen year-olds you have attracted especially on the Politics and Current Events forum. No one was happier when the Lord of Metal, Cloud (peace be with him), was banned for publicly stating his negative opinion concerning the value of your comics. Us long time veterans of Rooster Teeth and it's solitary predecessor Red vs. Blue have endured the mishaps of staff members and moderators covering up the phony death of a very popular yet false user and the joy simple layout of the forum without flashy signatures and oversized avatars.

      While I'm sure that there is not one person who doesn't wish they had their own army of ass kissing teenagers who wish they were funny but don't have the balls to make a real joke (seriously Kat, it was a joke. I'm pro-choice and find abortion to be really funny) comics that make an intellectual commentary such as "The Einstein of Stupid" walk the line of not funny, and desperate.

      This is why I, Mr_Jingoism, P&CE, the music BAR, and countless other individual users implore the two of you to put this comic to rest before you start your own version of Chuck Norris jokes exaggerating Burnie, as a gaming nerd or Gus as a drunk asshole. Also, France jokes? Way to set the bar.

      Love, Mr_Jingoism.


      EDIT: If you feel the need to neg mod this journal, fine. But give a reason why instead of just trying to piss me off, because honestly I could care less about my karma.

    • It Really Does No Good...

      12 years ago

      TheClash

      Alright, so I have to start off with the obligatory "Merry Christmas" to you all. Okay, got that over with, hope you all had a good day and enjoyed the time spent with the family and/or friends.

      I had a good day in relative form, nice gifts and good food.

      Although it is Christmas and everyone is writing nice journals I really do have to deviate and inform you all with one of those "good information to take and remember" stories.

      It begins with a good decision with bad consequences. I decided foru days ago to go cold turkey on coffee and most caffeine all around. As I said, good idea, but results.

      The first two days weren't horrible by any stretch. A minor and constant heahache that lasted the majority of the day was about it. I am not a fan of medication, never have been and never will be. I avoid headache pills and the like as though it were the plague unless under dire conditions. But, I was forced to take some Excedrin about half way through the second day but did not avail with much of a result (although it does contain caffeine, it was apparently not a substanial enough amount.

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      By the third is had not gotten any better, and what was much worse was that we were at my Mom's families house. My grandparents, like many elderly people are sensitive to the cold and feel that it is only properly warm when the house is around 85 degrees Farenheit. This does not bode well when you already have a headache on top of a stomach full of food.

      The results were far less than pleasing on any level. I was out of it for a good half a day and at the point of delirium for a good portion of the time. My Dad at one point literally tired to get me to drink some coffee which I believe I refused and started half-yelling about it and then proceeded to run to the bathrooom.

      So what's the moral of the story? Don't get addicted to coffee or drink alot and think you'll be okay. Caffeine is stilla drug even though it is legal. It has withdrawal simptoms and they can be nasty.

      Happy Holidays.

      Now I need to get some sleep before I get sick again.

      EDIT: Apparently my profile is now Marriage Counseling for Templar and Shai.....if it ever gets that bad for anyone else your e-Marriage is FAIL.

    • Run for Your Life....

      12 years ago

      TheClash

      With the Christmas season coming to ahead and with the aforementioned event but three days away it would seem appropriate to atleast make a mention of the holiday season and all around "merriment" of the annual occasion.

      What better way to begin than with the Christmas Tree of all things, falling over....

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      Well Pop, this is a bit of a predicament

      As of yesterday we managed to return it to it's original glory as the symbol of Christmas(ironically not a manger). Although it now stands suspended to a window sill in the living room by steel wiring. My family, rather my mother, goes all out. She's one of those people who is infatuated with the holiday, some of her favorite gifts being snowmen and Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer memoribilia.

      So it was rather shocking to her the other day when sitting in the living room around nine o'clock when the cat came flying out from under the tree followed by the tree abruptly crashing to the floor and hitting part of the coffee table. To say the least she was horrified.

      It seems as though the tree had come offbalance and had forced weight upon the stand enough to bend one of the legs straight upwards as it came plummeting towards the earth. Luckily, no one was injured. And more importantly, the tree was fine and no oraments had been broken (I know, we were all relieved).

      But, beyond that the holiday season has remained lack-luster and all predictions say it shall remain that way as I travel to my Dad's family's Christmas gathering on Saturday and then my Mom's the next.

      Christmas morning I plan to sleep in til far past noon and nothing else.

    • What's that you say...!?

      12 years ago

      TheClash

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      Hooray!

      That's right. First and only time ever, mod contest.

      What do you need to do? I need an avatar, something new, I don't care if it's photoshop or whatever.

      Whatever you can think of. Post them in the journal comments and the one I like the best will get 50 mods.

      Runner up will get 25 mods.

      Edit: Grim asked a good question; No there is no end date set for this. It ends when I decide I've found the one I like the most.

    • US-India civil nuclear bill

      in Forums > US-India civil nuclear bill | Follow this topic

      TheClash

      Story here.

      WASHINGTON - Lawmakers have settled differences on landmark legislation to allow U.S. shipments of civilian nuclear fuel to India, clearing the way for passage of a measure that will overturn three decades of American anti-proliferation policy.

      The bill was likely to be approved in final House and Senate votes Friday and sent to President Bush to sign into law.

      On Thursday, after several days of tense discussions and hours before the scheduled end of the legislative session, congressional negotiators signed off on the compromise bill. It reconciles separate versions previously endorsed overwhelmingly by the House and the Senate.


      As pointed out in the report, this is a rather huge step in American nuclear proliferation policies. One that could open up many Asian trade agreements and benefit the United States. But, at the same time we've trying to drastically cut but on our nuclear production and limit the amount used in the world.

      Do you think this is a wise move for the United States or that it will have reprucussions that may hurt its dealings with nuclear production?

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    • Soo...Peter..what's happenin'?

      12 years ago

      TheClash

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      The New Warcraft commercial is amazing. Office Space? World of Warcraft?

      The only way it could be any better is if Michael Madsen showed up dancing to Stealer's Wheel and cut off Lumberg's ear.

    • Back...

      12 years ago

      TheClash

      from Outer Space....more or less.

      Go welcome Drizztd back to RvB.

      We need more people to filter out the forum trolls that lurk under the proverbial PCE bridge.

    • LOLZ, U COMMIES.

      12 years ago

      TheClash

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      Seriously, go over and bitchslap Templar with some modsgood mods, jerks, for that picture.

      And check out his new journal. I still blame his wife for all this. I mean, she is a Ginger...oh and his hitting on the babes that venture into PCE.

    • Don't Get Lost in Heaven...

      12 years ago

      TheClash
      I just took a line but I wasn't with ya
      There was more of it there, when I got back home
      But you left me,you don't know my soul


      This past weekend a friend of mine decided to throw a party, so I of course obliged since I had such other important matters at hand on Saturday....

      It was eventful to say the least, with an appearance by an ex-friend from high school, who, is by any definition a "train wreck". She spends her days in a drug induced haze followed by whoring it up (I do feel bad for devulging these matters, on the internet no less; but my sympathy for her lifestyle choices wanes continually and exponentially). Although her girlfriends were mighty attractive, so it made up for her being there. Luckily she left after only few minutes. Sadly, her friends went with her.

      Beyond the random interjections of old friends, we spent the majority of the night playing Guitar Hero 2 whilst most of them drank. The guy who held the party downed a few too many and decided eating some donuts. Apparently his sickening results were "explosive" or so am I told. I crashed rather earlier because I didn't feel the need to deal with the most of them any longer.

      But morning came and I had been assured a ride home so that I could go to church that morning to usher. My assurance had been marred by the fact that my ride was the guy held the party. With an hour til church I made the decision I really did have to leave, so I got to walk home 2 miles in the wet and cold rain to go to church.

      The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

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  • About Me

  • Comments (416)

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      I've got a two week free pass for WoW. Will I see you there?

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Awesome. Eh, I suck at most games.

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Christ, do you take after him well?

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Haha, is he still good?

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Insomnia.

      The gamer gene skipped me.

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      EPIK ON ABORTION THREAD

      Starts at 1508 and 1513.

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Ah. I'd be the same way if it weren't for damn sports.

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Indeed.

      So what are you still doing up?

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      You must be too if you continue to talk to us, y'know.

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Wait, wait, wait...

      Were you having an affair with Templar, too?

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Remember that last bit of conversation I sent you? Well, your name just happened to pop up like that again. And why not, it's simple. I mean, Clash. So yes, you are to blame for the affair.

      Or NW_GLS.
      Or ColdFusion.

      I don't know, toss any name out there.

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      I said I cheated on him with you. I can't remember why, but I did. So we divorced. It was funny at the time, I promise. Or we're both insane, God only knows.

      BUT YES. IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Haha. Has Templar explained the situation?

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      By the way, I'm singing the What Would Brian Boitano Do? song for my upcoming talent show, only I can't figure out the exact lyrics since no website is consistent.

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      With all the grunting that zombies tend to make, I would have figured Dick Cheney.

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      Zombie Hitler?

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      Where's Hitler when you need him?

      Post edited 1/02/07 7:52PM

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      Especially Warsaw.

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

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    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      Don't forget the Democrats. I'm pretty sure all of them are Jewish as well.

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      I like that quote you threw on your profile. That Mr_Jingoism seems to have his priorities straight.

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      Being arrested will be the least of their worries when the get to Gitmo.

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      Would you sit idly by while we let two unfunny cunts ruin a perfectly good forum?

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      Why can't they just turn Jewish? Even if that somehow didn't make them funny we'd still have a perfectly good excuse to kill them.

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      You forgot they're both not funny.

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      It's a more twisted way of saying 'I konw u r buht waht am i?'

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      Batmantis said something about 'Positive Change' as well. We both agree that he's a high school counselor.

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      It wouldn't be so bad if she didn't block me.

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      Guess who left me comment and ran.

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Great point.

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Haha. You know NASCAR was started over the delivery of moonshine.

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Well yeah, if that's what you look for.

    • Templar895

      12 years ago

      EXCUSE YOU WHILE YOU GO KISS A GUY

    • Templar895

      12 years ago

      STOP CHANGIN THE SUBJECT

      YOU COMMIE PIG

    • Templar895

      12 years ago

      I TRUSTED YOU AS MY BEST MAN

      and look at what you do IM SO UNDERAPPRECIATED SAVING THE FUCKIN G WORLD

    • Templar895

      12 years ago

      ILL KILL YOU

      DONT THINK ILL LET YOU OFF FOIR WHAT YUOVE DONE

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Technically it's soccer > football >baseball > golf.
      Though I will hand it to you, baseball takes more skill.

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      The who?

      We actually screwed the Lions.
      They were going to get first pick in the draft, but now Oakland is.
      Suckers. smiley8.gif

    • Shai

      12 years ago

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      IT IS TEMPLAR. RUN!!!!

    • Chewey_Delt

      12 years ago

      Boulderfist, Horde, 60 Undead Warlock

    • scooterdj13

      12 years ago

      Check out my newest journal its FRICKIN AWSOME!!!!
      Also check out my new Pictures I made!

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Always do it. I'll probabky start on it tomorrow, though I've been saying that all week.

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Sounds good. I got a couple books, and CDs, and tons of clothes. Oh, and a few DVDs.

      I also have a project to do for English that I've been procrastinating.

    • Shai

      12 years ago

      Pretty good, thanks. My boyfriend got a webcam, so that's been good fun.

      Yourself? Get anything worth while?

    • SCLARK

      12 years ago

      hey
      Merry christmas!
      This is so funny!
      http://youtube.com/watch?v=MnXR5Baq0X8

    • Capum99

      12 years ago

      Word man Merry freaken Christmas hope you had a good one this year since I really didnt.

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      There's one a few miles away from my house. I'll set lower case 't' on fire to let them know it's time to leave.

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      How many Mosques do you plan on torching this Monday?

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      Quiet redneck. Go back to your mega church.

    • Mr_Jingoism

      12 years ago

      Why? This is fucking hilarious!

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