TheGlitch

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from Toledo, OH

  • Activity

    • Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

      13 years ago

      TheGlitch

      This is The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

      I just found that site the other day, and I thought I'd share it with you here. I don't know about you, but I found it hilarious. And the concept for the site itself is also really cool.
      If you'd like the mp3, you can find it here. Just give it a regular left-click to download.


      Here's another find I made:

      22 Chuck Norris Facts:
      1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
      2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
      3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
      4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
      5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
      6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
      7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
      8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
      9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
      10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
      11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
      12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
      13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
      14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
      15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
      16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
      17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
      18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
      19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
      20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
      21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
      22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.


      I may give you an actual update on my life one of these days. We'll see. smiley8.gif

      -TheGlitch

    • Screen capture

      13 years ago

      TheGlitch

      I'm looking for a screen capturing program so I can make multiple screenshots while playing video games and such. It needs to be free, since I'm broke and everything... Any suggestions?

      -TheGlitch

    • I feel much better now.

      13 years ago

      TheGlitch

      kthxbai!

      -TheGlitch

    • Sick day...

      13 years ago

      TheGlitch

      So I wake up at about 1am this morning, and I have a bit of a cough. I just chalk it up to mucous and go back to bed. But then a few minutes later, my stomach feels uneasy and I have a weird feeling in my throat. The kind that you get when you're gonna puke. Realizing this, I rush to the bathroom and sit myself next to the open toilet with my face over it. Before I know it, I'm projectile-vomiting all the food that I ate on Sunday into said toilet. It was a very unsettling experience, what with all the splashing...
      After cleaning out my stomach with this horrid occurrence, I go back to bed with an aching stomach.
      A couple of hours pass, and before I know it, I am before the Great Vomit Altar puking my guts out again. The strain got so bad that I thought I might actually experience such an action taking place. I was also getting worried because all of my vomit was blood-red in color, and I thought some of it might actually be blood. That's not a good feeling. Of course, it wasn't actually blood, it was just red digested food from the day before.
      And so here I am, stuck in the house with sickness all day. The only plus to this horrid sickness is the fact that I'm not in school. But even that isn't enough to fully make up for the diarrhea and the vomiting up of stomach acids.

      It's a lovely story, I know, but that's what journals are for, right? Right?

      Right???

      -TheGlitch

    • Brokeback Mountain

      13 years ago

      TheGlitch

      I just read a review of this movie on a forum.
      Here's what they had to say:

      I downloaded the DVD and watched this last night with my wife.

      Great cinematography, acting and direction served to draw me into the film and it's characters and made me want to know where everything was heading as two young cowboys struggled against the elements high in the mountains.

      Then two guys started fucking each other in a tent.

      That's when I stopped watching.

      End review.


      LOL!

      -TheGlitch

    • Z0MG!!!!! T3H UPD4T3S!!!!!

      13 years ago

      TheGlitch

      So here I was, visiting RvB, checking my regular threads, trying to slowly saw and hack my ginormous watchlist to death, when it hit me. I haven't updated anything in forever. My journal's been sitting for days, and my images have been sitting since fucking new year. So now I'm updating stuff so that everyone realizes that I'm alive and well.

      So, new classes started Monday, and I have classes in rooms I've never heard of before, so I was late to pretty much all the classes I didn't have first semester. That was annoying.
      I also found The Greatest YTMND Ever today. I love it to death. I have the mp3 if anyone wants it, too.

      I saw War of the Worlds on Saturday. It was probably one of the best movies I've ever seen. Definitely the best sci-fi movie I've ever seen beside Star Wars. It has this certain open-endedness to it that I absolutely love. They never explain exactly what the aliens are trying to do, or precisely why their attacking. You just get to see it unfold, as if you were actually there watching it. It's realistic in that sense, too. When aliens start randomly attacking, nobody ever sits around trying to figure out what the aliens are doing, they just want to survive it. But that open-endedness to it allows the movie to be watched many times in a row and still be just as enjoyable as the first time. I highly reccomend this movie to anyone who hasn't seen it yet. Hell, I reccomend it to people who HAVE seen it already!

      Well, that's the update on my life so far.
      -TheGlitch

    • FFXIß

      13 years ago

      TheGlitch

      Yes, that's right. A Final Fantasy XI Beta for the Xbox 360 version of the game. I heard that it came in this month's issue of Official Xbox Magazine, and that it was free. Needless to say, I jumped at the opportunity to play this game that I had longed to play for so long.

      That's been pretty much taking up all my time and keeping me from RvB. It's such an awesome game! I can't stop playing it!
      It hurts me inside to type this journal... because I'm not playing the game...

      It is so much fun, but I can't chat with anyone because I don't have a USB keyboard to use with my Xbox, so I can play the game with only interaction from emotes and such, but it's still so amazing. And if it's this fun to play FFXI(an MMORPG) without interaction with people, imagine how much more fun it would be with interaction with people!

      Well, I just wanted to update you on this, but now I'm off!
      Toodles!

      -TheGlitch

    • Facts about New Year.

      13 years ago

      TheGlitch

      1. An excuse to get totally drunk.
      2. An excuse to make out with the first person you see, and not get in trouble for it.
      3. An excuse to make a huge deal out of a giant, shiny ball.
      4. It would be cooler if they dropped a bomb on Times Square every year.
      5. No, really. Wouldn't that rule?
      6. An excuse to make promises you'll never keep.
      7. The only holiday which gets more hype the day BEFORE than the day OF.
      8. This was supposed to be a Top Ten list.
      9. I'm not creative enough to think of ten real facts about New Year.
      10. This is a tenth item.

      And there you have it! Ten things you may or may not have known about New Year!

      -TheGlitch

    • Um... happy New Year...? I.. suppose...?

      13 years ago

      TheGlitch

      Um... So, yeah... it's a new year everybody... but, I ask you, what is so special about this year that we must make merry celebration with gay abandon every year on this day, December the 31st?(well, now it's January, but whatever. Screw you.) Why is it that every year, people gather 'round the television and in Times Square to see a large, flashing lightbulb fall from the sky for 10 seconds? What makes this year different from any other year? To be honest, I don't see the point. I don't feel any different now that it's a new year, nor have I changed as a person. The world about me is the same as it was before 12:00am today, and it will continue to remain the same for every sequential year succeeding this year.

      Though, despite my apathetic and boring views toward this inane and ultimately useless holiday, I have come up with what you strange people call a "New Year's Resolution." Through a grueling process of elimination and testing, I have concluded that an appropriate New Year's resolution for me for 2006 is...

      1152 by 864 pixels.

      Well, now I'm off to my normal duties as a gamer. See my last journal for info on that.

      -TheGlitch

    • An ever so eloquent recapitulation.

      13 years ago

      TheGlitch

      The game known as Dead or Alive 4 was officially released on this, the thirtieth day of the twelfth month of the two-thousand-and-sixth year, AD. Let the world know, yea unto its farthest reaches, that on this day, the life of this 16 year-old gamer shall henceforth be sapped and used only for the sole purpose of playing and improving upon his skill in this, the game called DOA4. And henceforth shall his obsessions rise and overtake all logical reasoning left within his brain as of this date, and only shall his life be dedicated to DOA, and only shall he think of DOA, and only shall he dream of DOA if sleep should happen to beset him. Should any man attempt to remove him from his rightful position of playing DOA, may his days be shortened as such, and ever shall his life be cursed. Fare thee well, my good people, for I go to partake in the wondrous activity which is known as playing DOA. And ever shall I play it, and ever shall I not part with it. So it has been written, and so it shall be done.

      Ever so solemnly signed,
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      The One Created Solely of Fallacy
      (TheGlitch)

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  • Comments (127)

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      Been awhile since you've been around. Just thought I'd stop in, say hi, and hope things are going good for ya. Catch ya later!

    • EgoDeusEst

      13 years ago

      You said

      There is no such thing as a good video game movie.

      Yes there is. Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy), because it was both a movie and a game in one :D
      But I agree. Most video game movies (or reverse) suck.

    • Suto_Griff

      13 years ago

      What glitch? I don't see a glitch...

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      You didn't mention what powers he had though smiley6.gif

    • pinkarmour

      13 years ago

      and now i will kill bobthemonkey for killing you which caused you to kill me.

    • bobthemonkey

      13 years ago

      KILL!


      ok now that you are dead. go kill pinkarmour for making me kill you.

      check journal for details. you dead person you.

    • Teh_master

      13 years ago

      i bet you do...

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      After reading about the RTSE, it almost makes me want to use Firefox instead of IE. I'm not sure that I would do it, though. I like my IE.


      I like my IE too... but I use Firefox at home only to access this site with, just so I can use the extension. I still use IE for everything else. smiley1.gif

    • 1239the

      13 years ago

      I never really liked the C&C series, except Renegade, but this one looks ok.
      First Decade is a collection of all the CnC games.....


      Hey, it's not my fault I'm a bloody idiot.

    • Teh_master

      13 years ago

      oh ...i have norten...and spaybot... : |

    • Teh_master

      13 years ago

      I do...

    • Teh_master

      13 years ago

      dude...the EVA...dude...you could not read this...it was fast paced

    • Teh_master

      13 years ago

      come on man...you know you want to all the cool kids do it...just one try and you will be cool come one now ;-)

    • DungeonFreak

      13 years ago

      Oh yeah. Right. smiley2.gif .... smiley4.gif

      Well, thanks anyway man smiley1.gif

    • DungeonFreak

      13 years ago

      A trick to that is to sign up for the things that are like "1 month free of [fill-in-the-blank] online service" and then cancel after they confirm that you signed up.

      Awesome, wanna do that for me then? smiley0.gif

      smiley12.gif

    • CAP288

      13 years ago

      werent you my friend at some piont in time

    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      ........*looks around*.........*kicks you in the switch and runs away*
      take that, you jerk!

      lol

    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      smiley0.gif
      made me look like a fool
      but i stand by my point

    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      touche smiley6.gif
      but do you have an actual dvd player too?

    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      precisely
      who really uses their XBox as a DVD player anyway? the majority of the population in this country has a DVD player anyway

    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      by cool factor, i means things that consoles use today for selling points
      like online (GOOD online, lol)
      or a dvd player
      and various other stuff that doesn't really matter

    • Flea_girl

      13 years ago

      yeah it takes a while.. lol. I think whats why they sign 2 year contracts

    • Flea_girl

      13 years ago

      LoL there are several ways you can do that. A friend of mine went to live there to teach english to students. They paid for his room and board

    • Flea_girl

      13 years ago

      yep yep Iearend while livingin Okinawa

    • Flea_girl

      13 years ago

      I bought the japanese version but i am fluent in japanese :)

    • Flea_girl

      13 years ago

      yup Yuffie is funny, lovable, and she can kick a whole lot of ass

    • DungeonFreak

      13 years ago

      smiley7.gif

    • dman123

      13 years ago

      mr jingles.....ZOMGWTFSPOON

    • Evil_Nixon

      13 years ago

      Curse Burger King and their God eating mascots!

    • Abandoned

      13 years ago

      i couild try to take it next time i'm there :P

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Most likely I'll just block her someday and blame the cat

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      NEVER!!!

      She is related to me therefore she is expected to use proper grammar. She is only typing like that because and I quote, "These words (fav, wat, cuz) are more popular today"

      She needs to learn her lesson

    • mrps4200

      13 years ago

      Did you clean your friends list?

    • idolgaming

      13 years ago

      merry christmas!

    • dman123

      13 years ago

      XD sorry man my mom is like doing stuff ;'(

    • dman123

      13 years ago

      Sam lets play soem PDZ

    • Mendaa

      13 years ago

      =O Kingdom Hearts 2. It looks sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*gasps for breath* good.

    • Mendaa

      13 years ago

      KH2 ^_^

    • Zeta101

      13 years ago

      Merry Christmas theglitch

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      It is a pretty awesome image, isn't it? smiley1.gif I love it, and was so glad I found it. It's the one image I actually went out and looked for (and looked and looked and looked) specifically to find that shot.

    • Slaivis

      13 years ago

      Oh whew. Good.

      No one dares oppose..... Slaivis, The.... Great!.... Err... Super!.... Shit, I need a better adjective.

    • Slaivis

      13 years ago

      What's wrong with hoping?

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      Hey... as long as you're sure, I don't have a problem with it. smiley1.gif Just wanted to make sure you had done your research and knew what you were doing.

      And, ya know... remember your pal Dingo when you're rich. smiley8.gif

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      Site extensions are... well, best described here: https://addons.mozilla.org/extensions/?application=firefox

    • redteamsucks

      13 years ago

      I would have to agree with liking the Two Towers book the best. Oh and I love your stolen grammar banner.

    • 1239the

      13 years ago

      Oops, I mean BobbyG is giving away free stuf. Damn non-existent edit button.

    • 1239the

      13 years ago

      UHF26 is giving away free stuff bro!

    • Slaivis

      13 years ago

      1) Yeah, that's what makes it cool, I guess....

      2) Shut up, I like rhymes.

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