TheTaco007

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  • Activity

    • Epiphone Limited Edition Wilshire Pro

      8 years ago

      TheTaco007

      Google it.

      What did you get for x-mas?

    • Happy Solstice

      8 years ago

      TheTaco007

      I'm staying up for the longest night of the year, and watching the moon be eclipsed by the Earth at the same time. This is won't happen again until 2094.

      Happy Solstice, everyone.

    • Hey There Cthulhu....

      8 years ago

      TheTaco007

      This is the best song ever created.

      FINALLY found somewhere to download it for free....

      Ia ia Cthulhu!

    • Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

      8 years ago

      TheTaco007

      I really love this multiplayer, but honestly it frustrates the living hell out of me. It seems like nobody plays it how they're supposed to. I keep joining Wanted games where everyone in the entire match but me is running all over the rooftops like fucking idiots, and since I'm the only one who's on the ground, I can't kill or even catch my target, because he's just going to be running across the map on a rooftop straight at his target with no thought about it whatsoever. it pisses me off. And then there'll be the times when I'll be two steps away from my target, and someone else will kill him. WTF? Why does it have to put 3 people on the same guy? That just makes it more difficult for the better players, which is fucking stupid. If you're better than everyone in the lobby you shouldn't be punished for it. It's quite common for me to get 5 kills in my first life, so I'm miles ahead of everyone else, but then I don't get a single other kill for the rest of the match because the game has decided that it should have 4 people (All running around on rooftops) assassinate me every 12 seconds. It's just wildly frustrating for no apparent reason. Why can't you just let the good people win? Have everyone be chased by exactly 1 person. No more. Killstealling is so incredibly annoying in this game. Especially when I've been slowly walking around the map with a group of NPCs, I've just spotted my target, and I'm in for a 450 point kill, when some asshole runs directly at him and stabs him for less than 1/4th the points I would have gotten, and I have to start over again.

      I guess it should get better at higher levels, because more people will understand how to play the game well, but why does that mean that I should have to spend weeks wading through a sea of noobs who do nothing but hold RT and mash X?

      And I swear to god, if I get killed by the hidden gun ONE MORE TIME from across the map as I'm pressing X to kill my target, I'm going to break my controller.

      TL,DR: This game would be amazingly fun if everyone online wasn't a fucking idiot.

    • Black Ops lulz

      8 years ago

      TheTaco007

      So let me start out by saying that I think Black Ops is an amazing game, and nothing can compare to the satisfaction of seeing the hitmarker appear as you fire an explosive crossbow bolt into someone's leg, and watch them fire wildly into the air to try kill you before they explode into gibblets.

      This is why my favorite class is Rapid Fire AK74u, Crossbow, Scavenger Pro, Sleight of Hand Pro, and Marathon.

      I've been running this all day, and it's so amazingly fun, that I doubt I'll ever use any other class.

      Anyway, I was playing a TDM match on Nuketown today, and towards the end of the match, two enemies started to camp upstairs in one corner of the house my team was spawning behind. They'd already killed me and two of my teammates, and the score was 7300 to something like 6400. (We were winning) So I decided I'd like to make an epic final kill cam. I pulled out my trusty crossbow and ran upstairs to the room behind which the two enemies were camping. They were both huddled together in the corner to the right of the doorway, so I popped my head in, fired a crossbow bolt into the wall between them, and ran back out, as they tried to spray at me. A second and a half later, BOOM! Double kill. Game Over.

      They were pissed.

      Anyway, I decided I'd like to show you guys this killcam, so I went into theater to try and make a clip out of it, only to realize that for some reason the film of the match suddenly stopped at 6500 kills (for my team)

      Theater fail.

      You know what else fails? The spawning. That's my only complaint about this game. During this same match I was running the killstreaks: Spy Plane, Counter Spy Plane, and Mortar Strike. (FANTASTIC killstreak setup. Try it, it DESTROYS.) At one point, I had gotten my Mortar Strike, and I pulled out my radio to call it in. I set up the 3 targets around the back parts of Nuketown, where everyone spawns, hoping I'd catch some people who were still lingering there. As soon as I call it in, an enemy comes into the room I was hiding in to call it in, and kills me. No big deal, time for another killstreak! However, as soon as I spawn, I take barely three steps forward only to be killed by my own mortar strike. Hooray.

      Anyway, this game is amazing. I don't think the disk has come out of my xbox since it came out. These are the only nitpick I have. Everyone needs to buy it NOW. (That means you, BAND.)

    • Xbox Live at 1:00 in the morning

      8 years ago

      TheTaco007

      Taco: I never got that. A "foot"? Who the hell has 12 inch feet?
      Skuloiet: I have 14 inch feet.
      Taco: What? That's impossible! You're penis would be like a cow!

      Skuloiet/Rojo: *laugh for 2 minutes straight*

    • Back

      8 years ago

      TheTaco007

      Yeah.

      I think I'll go pass out now.

    • Bon voyage!

      8 years ago

      TheTaco007

      I'm leaving early tomorrow morning for Pennsylvania to see my grandparents for a few days, then I'm driving up to Canada to go camping. I'll be back in a week and a half.

      Don't miss me too much.

      PS: Melee, annoy the crap out of BAND for me, will you?

    • Math

      8 years ago

      TheTaco007

      XBL conversation:

      Band: How did you get a +7 KD spread? You had 15 kills and 8 deaths. 8 does not go into 15.
      Taco: .... 8+7=15
      Taco+Melee: *laugh @ Band*

  • Comments (5206)

    • Firenomad

      4 years ago

      Though you may never see this I wanted to thank you for making that mountain of shit award for me in the Feathers, Fur, and Fangs RP all those years ago.

    • Firenomad

      4 years ago

      So how have you been?

    • grif110

      5 years ago

      GTFO? Why?
      Why can't we just be friends Taco?

    • LostNirvana

      7 years ago

      Play on steam?

    • LostNirvana

      7 years ago

      sup son ?

    • LostNirvana

      7 years ago

      Sexiest thing ever:
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      Z shell, i3 window manager, firefox 7.0.1, irssi, tmux and I usually play mocp on my other terminal window but in the pic I'm taking a screen cap with archey -s. It's perfect, so very perfect!

    • Firenomad

      7 years ago

      As I am a very nostalgic person of some old animated tv shows I don't find any problem with that.

    • Firenomad

      7 years ago

      I generally trust Urban Dictionary very little.

    • Firenomad

      7 years ago

      Um brony? Merh ups and downs, alright at the moment because I'm on Fall Break.

    • Firenomad

      7 years ago

      How do you fare?

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      TACO!!!!!!

      What's up? Haven't talked to you in awhile.

    • LostNirvana

      7 years ago

      you got google+? I'm giving out invites

    • BaronNomak

      7 years ago

      its alright, kinda figured it would be traded fairly quicky. added you, my name is mosby.

    • BaronNomak

      7 years ago

      hey man, whats your steam ID again? if you still got the coppers hat for trade, id like to see if theres anything i got you might want for it.

    • LostNirvana

      7 years ago

      So the girl of my dreams was using me and all my friends with flirting and kissing and we all got shitfaced last night and talked about her even though we all got over her months ago. Interesting night.

    • LostNirvana

      7 years ago

      taco!

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Yeah, graduating from one school before going to another school.

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      I know!

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      I'm doing good, getting tired from the euphoria of graduation.

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      How are you doing?

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      TACO!

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Is it not phyically possible?

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      You got a 20? Roll for higher!

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Roll of initiative.

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Taco sucks a flipper!

    • LostNirvana

      7 years ago

      I just got back from the hospital for trying to kill myself.

    • meleesoldier

      7 years ago

      Battlefield 3, you must get it.....

    • Firenomad

      7 years ago

      Hello how are you?

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      :P

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Are you being sarcastic?

    • LostNirvana

      7 years ago

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      Dual-Screens bitch!

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Well that sucks

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      I didn't say it was hard.

    • meleesoldier

      8 years ago

      I'm playing Fallout: New Vegas right now, game is fucking hard compared to Fallout 3. But I'm gonna get Dead Space 2 when it comes out, 'cause going co-op against mother-fucking xeno-zombie/mutants in outer space is that bad ass.

    • LHSBAND

      8 years ago

      Well if you loook at it, you've signed up longer than I have (about four years).

      So, if your looking at the amount of time that I have been on, I have bridged thae gap to about 3/4 (or 5/8) in less time than you have based on the time since we'd signed up.

      SO I HAVE NO LIFE!

    • meleesoldier

      8 years ago

      So Taco, I heard chicks dig rage quitters...

    • LHSBAND

      8 years ago

      Did you know you could fly a pelican or banshee?

      Watch this video to find out how.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX38tWA4AHU&feature=related

    • LostNirvana

      8 years ago

      it was if I should plug in my PS3 or not. I ended up playing some Cube 2 and Assault Cube. Might do some C-Strike after I get my PS3 gaming action in.

    • LostNirvana

      8 years ago

      its life or death

    • LostNirvana

      8 years ago

      Taco, I've got an issue.

    • meleesoldier

      8 years ago

      Chalmrah vs. Indigestion and Non-Lizard Porn?

    • meleesoldier

      8 years ago

      Cam vs. The Retarded Horse who wont stop Staring at You?

    • meleesoldier

      8 years ago

      ........Now I'm definately not going to do it.

    • meleesoldier

      8 years ago

      ...............................Maybe.

    • meleesoldier

      8 years ago

      So just keep it to the people you absolutely trust.

    • meleesoldier

      8 years ago

      I do the samething, but I got people like Band on my friends list, its not like we post about RT and RP's on there unless were in a private chat together.

    • meleesoldier

      8 years ago

      Say, Taco, do you has a Facebook?

    • BlackIcee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mage of Zeal

      8 years ago

      yes I did.

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