TheTexan

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from Saint Paul, MN

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    • A song I made for a thread:

      14 years ago

      TheTexan

      The Man Named Michael J. Caboose (3:01) 2.76MB

      Lyrics:

      Here's the story one could deduce
      Of the man named Michael J. Caboose
      He likes muffins but not babies
      Cause one time one gave him rabies
      He knows how to get to the store
      Though his IQ's only 34
      Of Sheila he is rather keen
      Even though she is a machine

      Even though he has lack in brains
      He can life two freight trains
      He fights for the blue team
      While eating plates of sour cream
      For some time he was possessed
      By 'OMalley but then got a rest
      When O'Malley possessed Doc
      No time for that just look at the clock

      Rreeaar
      Nrreeaaaaraar
      Kittens with spikes

      MICHAEL J. CABOOSE!
      MICHAEL J. CABOOSE!
      MICHAEL J. CABOOSE!
      MICHAEL J. CABOOSE!

    • No more pie

      14 years ago

      TheTexan

      I ate all the pie. *punishes self with a 2x4*

    • About my Knee

      14 years ago

      TheTexan

      I might as well put this here too, since I took the time to write it.

      Early last december, I went skiing. It was the first day I was hitting the sloped that season. Little did I know that it would also be the only day that season. For some stupid reason I bombed the steep hill. I was going a good 60+ mph I would guess, although I could very easily be wrong, and realized I was going too fast to stop and had two choices: Either plow down the entire chair life line, or go barreling into a rocky ravine that the idiotic landscapers put about 100 feet from the bottom of the hill. I decided that an even better choice would be to fall over and skid across the snow without real injury. Of course, my left ski decided to stop my leg from rotating because it was levered against the ground, and at such a speed, my knee was weaker than the binding on the ski. All of a sudden I was laying in the snow and my left knee felt very tingley and rather warm, and it felt like it had arthritis or something (like, the bones in the joint were a little messed up and abrasive). My two friends I was skiing with that day just stood there and made more coments about how much I sucked at skiing, but realized that maybe I was actually hurt when I stayed there. Then this random guy asked if I was okay. "Yeah," I replied, since physical pain doesn't bother me too much. "I'm okay." Then I realized that I couldn't walk. Anyways. I got home about three hours later and rolled up my pants leg. My left knee was swollen about four times larger than normal, and when I poked it, the whole thing was squishy like a giant sack of water. After a week of x-rays and MRI's and examinations, it turned out I had badly dislocated my kneecap about 90 degrees to the left, all but destroyed the main tendon in my leg, severely bruised my patella, and chipped my kneecap leaving a minute shard of bone seperated which is still in there but too small to be worth taking out. I had crutches for a month, a knee brace for two months, a patella brace for another month, and physical therapy for a two months. I still get a bit stiff in my left knee from tiem to time, and some things like biking for too long make it hurt. Oh well.

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    • Another day

      14 years ago

      TheTexan

      Ok so todayI went outside to water my squash garden, and then this jogger came by and he was extremely sweaty so he took his disgusting 80's headband off his head and put it on mine while my back was turned. Then he ran off and and this old man on a rusty bike came by. He asked my where I got such a nice headband. I gave it to him and he thanked me for allowing him to finally die happy. I think I'll make some squash stew tonight.

    • Poem

      14 years ago

      TheTexan

      Pumpkins are scary
      Because they are hairy
      Morning and night and noon
      And on Halloween night
      They'll give you a fright
      So beware of the big baboon

    • Hrm, again

      14 years ago

      TheTexan

      The Japanese word for ulcer is:
      kaiyou

    • Hrm

      14 years ago

      TheTexan

      I feel like sharing something...

      The Japanese word for communist is:
      kyousanshugisha

    • Valentine's Poem

      14 years ago

      TheTexan

      Roses are red
      Violets are violet
      If I was a stove
      You'd be the pilot

      I hope she likes it

    • average: blah

      14 years ago

      TheTexan

      Never felt so happy. Never felt so sad. Guess the four letter word that does that.

    • When was the first time you swore?

      in Forums > When was the first time you swore? | Follow this topic

      TheTexan

      The first time I ever swore was when I took the biggest dump in human history and the toilet got totally plugged up of course and started overflowing everywhere and it made a HUGE MESS.

      So I was like "shit shit shit oh shit oh shit"

      which is funny, see, cause it applies to the situation.

      Share your stories!

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  • Comments (5)

    • Danakill63

      14 years ago

      "HEEY YOU GUYYS!"
      all hail the Sloth

    • Yoming

      14 years ago

      yo man, just wanted to say thankx for backing me up down there in the basement forums a while back. man, show and some of those dudes are asses. i mean, ive been on this site for a while, long enough tht they're the first to call me a noob, but what do i kno. neways, props to u and the awsome seve7h column reference. peace. message me sometime.

    • TheTexan

      14 years ago

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      Got yer skill right here.

    • maya

      14 years ago

      NO, SERIOUSLY,
      "LETS SEE THIS SKILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    • maya

      14 years ago

      LETS SEE THE SKILL MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

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