TheWiseOne

Male
from England

  • Activity

    • work

      12 years ago

      TheWiseOne

      im working both days every weekend and its beginning to grate. i just dont have time to see freinds or get college work done recently. im not in sunday next weekend though so ^_^ i guess

    • LP

      12 years ago

      TheWiseOne

      saw lost prophets at the M.E.N. on thursday being supported by taking back sunday. twas immense, they both put on realy good shows and i had standing tickets ^_^ along with my freind rach but my girlfreind and her freinds only had seating tickets so we met up with them after each set. nearly missed the train on the way back but it was all good.

      on a more serious note i need to figure out what i want in life. not long term stuff realy, more sort of the here and now kinda thing that needs some thought. ah well.

    • -

      12 years ago

      TheWiseOne

      mondays are always a pain, especially when its the first day back to college after easter break. supprisingly it wasnt to bad. my chemistry tutor forgot that i skipped the last lesson, i sucessfully blagged off my biology tutor when he came looking for homework and i spent most of my afternoon in the pub.
      slow and steady i say. ease my way back into college routine.

    • -

      12 years ago

      TheWiseOne

      its been a while since i made a jornal so here goes
      im having a good easter holiday i guess. but all the slacking off has caught up with me and now im paying for it. saw it coming to be honest.
      also im not feeling very smiley. i dont know why. its disconcerting.
      oh yeh i was out on teusday night. my older brothers back in town so it was good to go drinking with him and he likes most of my mates so it works well enough. we both got hideously wasted, chucked out of several places (mostly because our mates got ided) and when the clubs closed ended up on the abandoned market trying to spell rude words by moving the tables. a special evening.

    • -

      12 years ago

      TheWiseOne

      apologies for the long, arsey journal last time round. i'll keep it short this time.
      was out last night.
      very small gathering, seven people.
      behaved until about 11:30, then everyone went home so me and andy headed for our favourate watering hole and kaned as much as we could before it closed.
      made it home before true extent of drunkeness set in.

      all in all a good night.

    • another 18th

      12 years ago

      TheWiseOne

      tis the season for 18ths i guess. but this one was one of my best mates, so i'll let the fact that im spending all my mony before i get it slide, lol
      well i didnt drink very much, but i didnt behave very well... me and chris smashed cans and whatever else we could find with malettes (had rowie and becks in stiches) then tried to play tether ball with them (and shovels). it ended with all four of us frantically swinging huge gardening impliments at a tiny, speedy tennis ball on a string tied to a stick in the floor. not very... whats that word? digna-somthing? ah figure it out. this is the result of pre-drink-drinks and a shed full of heavy, destructive shit and power tools (they were fun too).
      then we decided we better get to the party that we were throwing. we met up with the rest of the geusts at this all you can eat chinese buffete and i proceeded to take eating challenges to earn free pints -_-' these included (but were not limited to) the relativly tame (spaggeti and oyster XP) to the bizzarre (ice cream, soy sauce, salt and pepper). my downfall, however, was the ice cream and chilli oil. i tried some of the chilli by itself first. it burnt. supprisingly, the ice cream didnt help much, and after about half a bowl i had to admit defeat. this was made especially difficult to do due to the fact that the place charged extra if you left uneaten food on you plate. so to avoid this i waited till the waitress was distracted at the next table, stood up walked towards the stairs to the lower level and slickly dumped the whole thing into i bin a passed without even glancing down. half my freinds (watching like bloody vultures, partly in interest to see if i could pull it off and partly to see if i'd get bollocked by the staff) didnt even relize that id done it till i returned with a fresh bowl of ice cream (regular this time). as a result i had pretty much all my drinks bought for me that night ^_^ once i again i sail through an idiotic situation without learning a lesson. score
      when we got to the pub after there insued an epic ice cube fight (at the climax i got what felt like half a jug of freezing ice water pioured down my back) and i was thoughrly bullied because im ticklish. sammy just started tickling me and then becks joined in and i was pretty much helpless -_-' i didnt have enough arms to stop them so i had to beg. humilting defeat : /
      soon we moved onto a nearby nightclub where it was rock night. our numbers had thinned at this point but we still had an ace time. some decent music (enter shikari, SOAD, disturbed, feeder, aerosmith etc) played and we had a dance.
      at about 2am me, rowie, chris and becks headed back to rowies and started some drinking games. i'd found out at some point earlier in the evening that becks was christian and had promised that id try and avoid slating her for it (nothing against christians in particular, i think all religion is a complete pile of crap but i'd like to think i wouldnt push my views on others) and she had said it didnt bother her and she wasnt about to tell me to start coming to church et.all. but at this point i found out she was actually the local preist's daughter (i discovered this when i jokingly said that i fancied 'de-sanctifying' the holy water when we passed the church going back to rowies and she laughed and said her dad would wake up and be anrgy. i was supprised but rolled with it and responded "heh, whats he gonna do? turn the other cheek?". yeh, not that great a repost eh? well i was a little drunk) and decided that one of the things i've always wanted to do in life is be as foul as posible in frount of a preist's daughter, and what better chance would i get? i'd already been pretty ungentlemenly earlier that night and she'd found it all as hilarious as i had, but i started to crack out all my rude jokes (they really are bad, im not going to type them up for you, dont ask) that ive acumilated over the years. by the end she was laughing and cringing in equal measures, as i was both proud and ashamed of myself in equal measures. at about 4am we packed it in and kipped untill about lunchtime (an unusuall lie in for me) then headed home after a few hours consolidating our knowlege of the previous nights events and a bit more laughter.
      all in all it was pretty much one of the best nights i've had out for ages ^_^ and rowie had an ace time too, which is what matters

    • films

      12 years ago

      TheWiseOne

      been at cinima alot as of recent for one reason or another.
      seen hot fuzz 3 times... its good
      also 300 is awsome. due to its X-core-ness.
      well i had a good night, and thats it for now i guess...
      ^_^

    • last weekend

      12 years ago

      TheWiseOne

      ok im realy only making this journal for the benifit of my memory right now cos i dont want to forget i did this.
      last weekend i was at a mates house pretty much all the time. his rents were out and he threw a couple of pretty epic parties on friday and saturday nights.
      friday night i barely remember. we played a few rounds of ring of fire and everyone was wasted. we then watched starship troopers and drank a shot everytime somone said bugs. there was about 10 of us playing and alot of people said bugs so we went through alot of vodka. it was a pretty chilled night all in all and when it was time for bed a very drunk alex and freind decided that we first needed to find one, which was fairly sensible. what was less sensible was that, upon finding a bed, instead of going to sleep on it we stipped it of matress, duvea and pillows. we then paraded our spoils around the house looking for a nice place to put them. after deciding the bath was out of the question (she decided to try and fill it earlier) we settled on the hallway and we both imedeatly passed out (did i mension we were both very drunk?). we woke up slightly confused in the morning but didnt let it bother us and stayed put (with everyone having to step over us to get to the kitchen) because it was cold. i had my first ever true hangover that day.
      saturday night was better. we knew it was gonna be good when we got back from the local pizza hut and found police waiting outside my mates (chris') house. now chris wasnt in and we didnt know when he was getting back but he'd left the tv on realy loud to annoy his neighbor (somthing that had happened the previous night aswell) and she had rang the police. so me and my mate andy just walked up and started chatting to them. we got fairly freindly and when chris hadnt turned up 10 mins later they left saying theyed be back in about an hour. me and andy gave chris another 5 mins, then could bare it no longer (the beer in the fridge was calling to us) and broke in. we climbed over the garage and in through a window at the back. it was a good job it was dark. when everyone arrived (2 mins later -_-) they knocked but we couldnt let them in cos we didnt have keys. eventually chris showed and opened the door and everyone else joined the party. by 8.30 chris was very, very drunk and had fallen head first into the fire place once already. the police came bak at 9.00 so me and andy (still sobre-ish) shifted all the girls into the kitchen and sat the police and chris down in the front room. they wernt to impressed with chris' state and warned him not to play the music so loud again. as they were leaving me and andy saw them out and they told us that they were considering taking chris to the station. this is when the magic happened. now me and andy can talk our way out of most trouble, and its been put to the test many times before in college, but never tried against police. but it just came so easy, andy started saying how chris had been through some tough times recently, and i played along adding that his grandad had just passed away and his dad had lost his job and was on benifits. after that it kinda took care of itself. we blamed the neighbor for starting the trouble, saying that she had been getting at chris' dad for being on the dole and chris was sick of it and wanted his own back. at this point the police were shaking their heads and saying how the neigbor had no right to say what she did and they understood why chris was angry. by the time we were done they were apologising for troubling us and bidding us a good night (we had to promise to put chris to bed). after they left it was plain sailing, we put chris in the sack and it was left with me, andy and five girls. a situation we took full appretiation of. i dont remember much id like to tell after that. just ramdom drunken antics.
      y'know i just relised this journal started off as a memory aid but turned into a story... hmmm that means i should probably check through it and look for mispells and the like. but i cant be arsed, its gone 1am and im knackered.
      gusse nite

    • no title

      12 years ago

      TheWiseOne

      started goin back through my old journals the other day. i was alot... different back when i joined the site by the looks of things, but i dont realy remember that far back, (two years? or one..)
      in more present news i successfully blamed this weeks asortment of mis-demaeners on past alex. an evil version of me that involves himself in the kid of crazy misadventure that present alex would consider immoral at best and downright dastardly at worst. the bastard. also i managed to convince people that future alex probably has some kind of wicked sceme in the works and i was not to blame for his actions. to be honest, they were probably just humering me, but it was fairly funny

    • so much for sobriety x 3

      12 years ago

      TheWiseOne

      again, drunk. and yesterday, and monday.
      was in college too, again.
      i had a decent day tho, had fun with mates.
      i think im now blood brothers with adam (aka quitter), we cut and bled our hands (and arms) to fuck messin about with massive branches and twatin each other, then shook hands after we relized that neither of us were gonna back down. i think that translates as a hardcore oath anyway. we basiclly arn't gonna stop having competitions until one admits the other is more Xcore.
      well this probably makes little sense. and i dont realy think i have acheived much today, nor do i have anything to be proud of.

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  • Comments (49)

    • Sir_IceHawk

      12 years ago

      I've been causeing great havoc and mayhem

    • Canibal666

      12 years ago

      its good anyway
      wow its fun to be a lil drun ap 5pm heheh

    • Canibal666

      12 years ago

      looks like your the only one who understoon the count joke

    • Greed5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Podcaster

      12 years ago

      ya iv seen

    • Canibal666

      12 years ago

      oh dear
      well im no good at linky linking

    • Greed5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Podcaster

      12 years ago

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    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      yeh, other people have already sed the same and i found it works to. its a pic i put in my journal ages ago that does it

    • Sindri

      13 years ago

      funny, when you type in Hellsing in google images, theres a link to your profile

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      huzzah!

    • deftones

      13 years ago

      hey look! i got online! haha.. ttyl!

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      lol ^_^

    • jarmuzin86

      13 years ago

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    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      Hellsing and Trigun are my faves, i havnt had much more than a glance at FMA and Cowboy Bebop im afraid

    • demoneyesryu

      13 years ago

      I've read the first book of the manga and it was awesome as hell. I wouldn't mind reading the rest of the series

    • demoneyesryu

      13 years ago

      Hellsing quickly became one oof my favorite series. My favs. are FMA, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo

    • Sir_IceHawk

      13 years ago

      vote plz m8...and any1 else who reads this :D

      here

      SIH

    • Steve88

      13 years ago

      I am sending this message to all 48 people on my friends list, Unless You are watching me, and post comments (which I will back, I will remove you, I am going through my friends list soon and Delete people who I have never recieved a comment from...Sorry guys
      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/addWatch.php?uid=239194]To watch me

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      lol, thnx :D glad i got the right day ^_^

    • simmons1309

      13 years ago

      yep ^_^ thanks lol nice burnout pic that games awesome lol

    • mrkyle

      13 years ago

      Hello! Aint spoke to you in ages...do ya have msn?

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      Pirate Time is over. now go home

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      its pirate time. dont ask questions.

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      o i see. it sounds funnier as an acronym though

    • Louis89

      13 years ago

      GITS = Ghost In The Shell

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      why thank you my good man

    • Panther88

      13 years ago

      I like your xbox

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      ah i see, i just assumed it was with ure college cos runshaw is doin one too

    • Louis89

      13 years ago

      Its not with college, its on my billy bo bally (On my own)

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      heh ure getting quite proficiant at making these awards now it seems ^_^ i should find out how to make them myself
      oh and thnx aswell : D

    • Louis89

      13 years ago

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    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      ace, thnx ^_^

    • Louis89

      13 years ago

      You get another one!
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    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      lol wow you made one! have you been handing that out to everyone to show off?
      and more importantly, no. i havnt. dont ask again >_<

    • Louis89

      13 years ago

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      Take that!

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      thnx : )

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      i'll try

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      its just my brothers old one. still its a pretty good one ^_^

    • deftones

      13 years ago

      you're getting a guitar?? what kind? what color? i am so jealous...........lol

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      hoorays! my first award :D thnx dude!

    • simmons1309

      13 years ago

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      uv been awarded the smile award =) smile!

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      aaayyyyy no problem :D

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      thx man, i appreciate it

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      Huzzah!

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      winner, go to my journal to recieve your prize

    • Louis89

      13 years ago

      ha

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      o rite

    • Louis89

      13 years ago

      Because im too white

    • TheWiseOne

      13 years ago

      i was at work sunday and monday. why?

    • Louis89

      13 years ago

      Where do you go all day?

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