TheZerg_corp

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from Concord, NH

  • Activity

    • Starcraft II

      12 years ago

      TheZerg_corp

      Starcraft II has been announced.

      FUCK.

      YEAH.

    • Freshmen are n00bs

      12 years ago

      TheZerg_corp

      o, It's your second day of High School. You're still trying to find your way around the halls of your massive academic facility after classes have let out when you realize you have to take a dump. Quickly, you rush to the nearest bathroom; a white hallway leading you into the room of poop-chutes.

      Upon your entry, you realize there are only stalls, no urinals. Curious but not entirely realizing your mistake, you butt into a stall and sit down. Looking at the wall of said stall, you notice that there is a box attached to the inch thick metal separating you from the rest of the bathroom. Weird.

      Four voices resonate down the hallway leading into the bathroom. They're getting closer. And they sound a bit more effeminate than most high school guys you’ve met thusfar. Then it hits you; you're dense.

      Waiting for them to leave, you come up with an ingenious plan to escape the realm of the girl's restroom unscathed. Finishing your business, you don your hoodie and start reeling out massive amounts of TP from the dispenser to your right. Reaching what you believe to be a sufficient amount, you tear off the end and divide your folded sections of TP into equal halves. As you stuff the sections up your shirt, you undo your folding job to give more of a topographical effect under your garments.

      Throwing your hood on and keeping eyes locked on the floor, you try and act as inconspicuous as possible and you sneak out of your predicament. One trip to an actual boy’s bathroom, a few flushes, and some missing TP stuffing later, you’re starting to regain your dignity and come to the realization that no one noticed. Lucky you.

      Next time, you’ll remember to bring a sports bra so they don’t look so lumpy.

      True story. Except that last sentence. I thought no such thing.

      Yeah, Freshman year was pretty weird. Anywho, I haven't done that since, and for the record having two signs posted on the outside of the same bathroom and just assuming that people know the real one is around the bend is pretty freaking lame. Good going, school.

    • Loving the Share

      12 years ago

      TheZerg_corp

      Ok here's the deal. TheZerg_corp (what a cool guy) has been chosen, so now he has to choose three people. Those three people then post on this journal and he will give you three mods each.
      Here's the trade-off: you have to make a journal just like this and choose three people and do the same thing. TheZerg_corp likes this idea. (even if it's a bit close to chainmail, it does stimulate positive modding, so that's a good thing, no?)
      Hurrah for friends!
      TheZerg_corp's Selections:

      sheilaTANK

      OrangeMonkey

      Pthewave

      Word. smiley12.gif

      P.S. Alaska Journal coming soon, hang in there.

      Also:
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      Glad they're always thinking about me. I totally think about people I've never met before too. Creepy. smiley7.gif

    • I'm back!

      12 years ago

      TheZerg_corp

      And I'll write about it soon. But I am swamped with school work right now. Enjoy the new pictures. smiley0.gif

      Love,
      -El Sanchez-

    • Going to Alaska!

      13 years ago

      TheZerg_corp

      Be back in a month. Hope you all have a wonderful summer!

      Much Love,

      -El Sanchez-

    • Biking journal part II

      13 years ago

      TheZerg_corp

      Part I here

      The second day was amazing, the first half seemed to be all up-hill, with a few constant uphill sections that must have been miles long. Blah. Maybe it just seemed that way. However, we eventually came over a crest and went down almost 20 miles of constant downhill, a few 8% grade hills that I reached around forty-five MPH going down, which is a real rush (especially given that I was on a hybrid.)

      At the end of our first relieving downhill section of the day, we all stopped to get the lactic acid out of our legs and watch some cows walk around across a small brook.
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      We spent the third night at a menacing Catholic church and watched Happy Gilmore in their basement. It was a bit surreal, and I still don't know why a Catholic church would own a copy of happy Gilmore to begin with.

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      (None ever did, though.)

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      As we all settled down to watch the movie and sleep, Frankie walked onto the stage proclaiming "Hey check it out guys, I've got two bananas dude." (you have to think this quote with a Californian/stoner accent, otherwise it isn't as funny. I suppose it helps to know the guy too, but hey. Whatever.)
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      The only thing I have to say about the next one is that I had nothing to do with taking it. That was Maciek. I don't know what his obsession with taking pictures of people trying to go to the bathroom is, but I'm sure it can't be a good thing.
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      (Sorry again, Dan.)



      The first stop of the final day left me feeling a bit strange, as people were making the weirdest faces.
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      Midway through the third day, on our way back to Concord, most of the troupe stopped at a swimming hole and Mr. Crumrine engaged a goose in a game of chicken.

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      Versus
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      Finally, we arrived home.
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      And something surprising happened.
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      Not going to tell you what though, you can all make up your own ending.

      Much Love,

      -El Sanchez-

      Next time on the EL SANCHEZ EXPERIENCE: Cleaning house, Art Shows, War Tapes, Martial arts, and a search for Sanchez's stolen smiley12.gif .

    • Bike trip Journal Section 1

      13 years ago

      TheZerg_corp

      The final R.O.P.E. trip for the spring of ?06 involved 22 individuals from Concord, NH, being driven up to Rouses Point in NY with their bikes and dropped off.

      They would not have any support vehicles. It was just them against the 220 mile stretch of road between the northwestern edge of Lake Champlain and Concord.

      It was a blast.

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      The U-haul that bravely transported all our precious cargo (I.E. bikes).

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      Here we observe Maciek?s view as he pays back Chris for flicking off the camera in every picture he was awake enough to do so.

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      On the way, Pete invented a new superhero. His name is Camera Face Man. CFM.

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      Maciek standing outside the Rouses Point Civic Center, which is a combination of a town meeting hall/courtroom and a skating rink. Go figure.

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      The skating rink portion of said Civic Center was covered in some sort of nasty material designed to look like the frost inside a freezer. Unfortunately it got into the air and was likely carcinogenic.

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      Couldn't resist putting this one in. We had quite a few horrible pictures of people on the trip, this was one of the horrible-ist. Sorry, Dan.

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      The white dots are pieces of that material falling from the ceiling. I?m glad we weren?t in California, or those things might have caused lung cancer.

      I bet you?re probably thinking right now [/img]Wait a minute Zach, you said something about a courtroom. Does that mean there were working microphones? And why didn?t you use them to debate the merits of communist societies?[/img] Well, I?m afraid you?re too late, because we thought of it before you did.
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      Maciek: Guys, seriously, communism sucks.
      Frankie: No, Democracy sucks!
      Denzil: This hat that Zach let me use is totally awesome. I wonder who Jeskid is.

      And of course, what would the trip be without the inspirational shot of a giant behemoth of a war machine about to crush a bike?
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      Tank: Don?t you know who I am, bike? I?m the Juggernaut, BITCH!

      Of course, there are other uses for a tank. You could mow down enemy forces. Or you could pretend the barrel was your barrel, if you catch my drift.
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      Luckily, that morning wood didn?t last, so Maciek and Pete were able to safely bang later without being killed.
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      Here we are, gearing up for the first day of strenuous biking.

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      (And here is Chris. Flicking off the camera. Again.)
      We thought it would be an easy 74 miles. But first, we needed to have someone tell the border patrol that one of our number *coughMaciekcough* was not an American citizen! Lou and behold, Maciek didn?t have his passport with him. Wonderful.

      Just an FYI: if you ever go to the border in good ol? Rouses point, watch out. The actual American border building is tucked up on a little rise, and outgoing traffic is routed away from it. We didn?t know we had jumped the border till we came back and they ended up I.D.ing Maciek using his Credit Card. Bang-up job guys. At least now I know all I need to infiltrate the country is a pilfered credit card and a group of bikers.

      Probably just maxed it out on E-bay while we waited for them to Background check him.

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      GREETINGS CANADA! FUCKTWOYOU! (ignore that last part if you?re not a RvB junkie.)

      As is customary for a bike trip, we had two or three flats the first day, and none the rest of the trip. However, Pete was very quick at fixing his bike?s problem, and luckily he broke down right when we were planning on stopping anyway. Convenient.
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      This, the Universal Unitarian Church in Montpelier, was our stopping place for the second night. Due to a miscalculation and or communication

    • Now that I've finished my alert rape...

      13 years ago

      TheZerg_corp

      Time to give you all some updates on what I've been up to and change some images and whatnot. I guess I'll start back in April when I stopped signing on:

      "Oh my, way too much school stuff to deal with, I better quit RvB cold turkey for a little while."

      Then I went on two ROPE trips, one will be covered here and the second will be posted in a day or two after you all get a chance to check this one out. The first was a Rock-climbing trip at Mt. Monadnock (The "Most hiked mountain in the world"), and the second was a 220 mile Bike trip from Rouses point NY back to Concord, NH. Both were exciting and exhilarating in their own ways.

      R.O.P.E. 06, ROCK CLIMBING:

      We got on the bus Friday afternoon, and sped off towards the most climbed mountain in the world. I brought along my Trocadero CD, and halfway through the ride switched it out for the Jurassic 5 that had been playing before that. Unfortunately the sound system in the bus was awful, it became clear that no one was appreciative of my playing something composed of more than a baseline.

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      That?s a hard helmet Duct-taped over the back speaker, in case you couldn't tell.

      After about an hour of driving, we arrived at the most climbed mountain in the world, and set up camp, starting with our insanely blue group tarp.
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      We all helped collect firewood and hung around at our leisure the first night, some of us (Kevin) had trouble trying to put on their clothes.
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      I caught him trying to put on shorts and take off his long underwear at the same time. Sorry man, it just doesn't work that way.

      Then, it was Smores galore, we sat around our raging fire cooking marshmallows and hotdogs till the front of our clothes caught on fire.
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      Elsewhere, Denzil and Kiel were playing cards with a Looney-toons themed deck.
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      Meanwhile, I was walking around and taking pictures of random stuff, as usual.
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      Just an FYI for anyone who goes to climb the mountain and is planning to camp there; The trees suck for bear-hangs. Bring a bear box or canister, because there aren't any limbs strong & long enough for an effective bear-hang.
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      The next morning, it was off to the climb, and I discovered that we had a Neo-Nazi in our midst.
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      Rockwall set-up, the first day:
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      I then chucked that dirty Nazi off the top of the wall. Sucker.
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      I threw on a helmet and scrambled up three different climbs before someone informed me that there was a sticker on the headgear I had chosen that morning. A sticker, I have to say, that did not really fit me.
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      Looking at the following picture for too long will leave you disoriented, those with motion sickness should not even glance in its direction.
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      Here is our polish friend Maciek, trying his luck at conquering "The Bastard," a very difficult overhang that only three, maybe four, ROPErs were able to defeat by the end of the weekend:

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      (This last one details Maciek's face as he proceeded to hump the top of the bastard after completing the climb. Not pictured here is the troop of boy scouts that emerged from the wooded area below us just as he started to do this. They will most likely be scarred for life.)

      Now, jumping to the second day and a different rock face that was roughly 400 feet? Give or take ten. Anyway, major fun to climb and to repel down, though I received a few nicks and one pretty deep gash on my arm that left a major scar.
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      I can't fit anymore in this journal, but expect the bike one to be a two-part entry.

    • School is out for summer.

      13 years ago

      TheZerg_corp

      School's been blown to pieces...

      Finally. Anyway, I apologize to all of you that I have neglected over the past month or two, I've been hella busy with schoolwork and I will soon check all your new stuff and update you on what I've had going on as well. See you on the flipside,

      Much Love,
      -El Sanchez-

    • Youtube is awesome.

      13 years ago

      TheZerg_corp

      BUCKAROO BANZAI END CREDIT DANCE OFF!
      That is all for now.

      Much love,
      -El Sanchez-

      P.S. I will hopefully be back updating with the latest on all my life crap and checking out all your new journals and whatnot as soon as I finish my massive amounts of make-up work for school and SCA apps. I should be done by the end of this weekend hopefully, so please send me angry messages if you see I'm online any time before Monday. Thanks!

  • About Me

  • Comments (208)

    • PyroAnubis

      10 years ago

      Dude, came across you becuase of 1200 Micrograms in your music section. Awesome band. Rock on.

    • projectz1649

      12 years ago

      hay man long time no umm type i guess it would be haha! hows it goin!

    • nico FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Awesome! Look forward to seeing you there.

    • Integritous

      12 years ago

      hiya wuts up

    • sheilaTANK

      12 years ago

      I've met you! hehe

    • OrangeMonkey

      12 years ago

      Sure, I'll do it, I'll put the journal up later today.

    • littleledoux

      12 years ago

      wait...what image?

    • littleledoux

      12 years ago

      just do the same journal I did and give 3 mods to three people smiley0.gif
      if you want....

    • cwissie

      12 years ago

      *hands you a pair of nifty spectacles with the nose and moustache attached*
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      There. =)
      You're special.

    • mikoumi

      12 years ago

      Haha, I've been playing Unreal Tournament like crazy lately.

    • dirkgently

      12 years ago

      I love SMBC. They are great.

    • vladtheinhaler

      13 years ago

      I don't know man, she might like the peppermint peckers... smiley0.gif

    • Jeskid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I sent the film off last week. Thanks for the recomendation smiley0.gif

      Jes

    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      made out of undead meat.


      That video was messed up.

    • cwissie

      13 years ago

      Some hoop earrings are okay.
      But some remind me of tagged cows.
      Moo.

    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      AH, that makes more sense.

    • inncnt_blond

      13 years ago

      I noticed lol...it's two days later, and my neck is still killing me...I can hold my head UP now though..without feeling like I'm gonna fall over and go to sleep....

      Have fun!

    • mauntysheart

      13 years ago

      oh yeah... hehe.
      that would make sense.

    • mauntysheart

      13 years ago

      no, hehe. he isn't old.
      he's about twenty.
      older than me, but not old that i can't walk fast.

    • cheeseychick

      13 years ago

      P.S. MY FLAMINGO IS TOO REAL! XD
      HOW DARE YOU INSULT GESTAPO!

    • cheeseychick

      13 years ago

      Q: Where was this taken?
      A: Ahh i don't remember...i copied it from my towns homepage dealy awhile ago...i'll find it sometime and tell ya =D

    • mikoumi

      13 years ago

      Only cause I said that!

      I don't even know who the demonic whoever is!

    • mouthdecay

      13 years ago

      V Wow. I just revealed a large chunk of my life to an almost stranger smiley7.gif

    • mouthdecay

      13 years ago

      Aye mate, I can totally see what you mean. In fact, the sad part is that I know first hand.

      As silly as it really is and as stupid as I know it is, I always seem to take interest in boys [because really none of them are considered men...] who act like assholes, mistreat me, and don't give me the time of day. And if thy do give me the time they still manage to not recognize what they are doing and why it's inhumane. It's sad because I seem to be attracted to people who are dealing with inner demons or family problems....and the people I know are good and would care for me I end up recoiling back for fear of rejection.

      Well, hopefully it's a phase and if not...I've read so much about dealing with this nonsense. Bleh. I don't even want a relationship! I'm 15! sajdbskjabfckjdbsf. I'm gonna go draw now smiley6.gif

    • Brock88

      13 years ago

      hi i just entered my first contest and was woundering if u could vote for me all you have to do is go here and put brock88 thanks also can u pass this onto your friends thanks again.

      Thanks
      -Brock

    • mouthdecay

      13 years ago

      Ha, I know what you mean.

      It's really quite sad that most females would rather be kicked around or mistreated than have a door held for them or flowers for a first date.

      It's almost pathetic my gender lacks a desire for the so-called "good guys". smiley6.gif

    • mouthdecay

      13 years ago

      Yay!

      I think watching you back would be proper.

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    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      Fine Alert-Raping sir. Very fine. smiley1.gif

    • mouthdecay

      13 years ago

      Spiffy Necklace smiley1.gif


      Why thank you, I made it myself smiley0.gif

    • mouthdecay

      13 years ago

      His groin= Death to small children.

    • jen2706

      13 years ago

      Are those real plants?

      No, not real plants. smiley0.gif

    • mikoumi

      13 years ago

      Rofl. My boyfriend was the one who negmodded it XD. <3

      You disappeared forever, whyyyy?

    • dirkgently

      13 years ago

      Great! Now I have the cursed unlucky-mod!

      Haha, thanks anyway. God, I gotsa to get me on of those hats.

    • mauntysheart

      13 years ago

      yeah. i love summer.
      although i think i work too much.

      i don't get to really enjoy the summer thing.

    • mauntysheart

      13 years ago

      well hon thanks for all the comments.
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    • cwissie

      13 years ago

      I'm putting you on watch.
      I don't comment much on you anymore.

      Hmm.
      My toe itches.

    • cwissie

      13 years ago

      *blows dandelion seeds in your pathway*
      *coughs and hacks out lung*
      Cursed allergies.
      Still.
      Parakeets.
      In.
      Cherry.
      Trees.

      =)

    • inncnt_blond

      13 years ago

      Maybe XP

      Depends on whether you behave or not...

      Have fun!

    • Cinimod

      13 years ago

      lol.. ok Mr. T

    • cwissie

      13 years ago

      Alas, m'dear, the kitties on my WAS cd...are not as cute as yours. Know why? Because...my friend burned a copy for me and sent it to me instead, so I have no pretty album covers.

      *sigh*
      Fortune cookies rock my socks.
      *crunches on celery*
      Muse is also mahvelous, dahling.

      Yes. My internet is being an otter today.
      My dad just switched wireless routers, so everything is haywire. Curse it.
      *pets your hair*

    • cwissie

      13 years ago

      YOU DIDN'T!
      *pokes your cheeks and runs away!*

    • cwissie

      13 years ago

      I told you not to look at me like that.
      Now, I must poke you.
      *pokes you excessively*

    • Cinimod

      13 years ago

      yeah my five min. in the spot light...

    • cwissie

      13 years ago

      ... Watching you?
      I'm not a stalker.
      Maybe I'm just psychotic.
      Psychic*
      I MEANT PSYCHIC.
      Stop looking at me like that!

    • Cinimod

      13 years ago

      hit the big time... lol... yeah right... im sure ill be off there in a week... but its stil kinda cool to be on there at least once...

    • no2lies

      13 years ago

      It would take a couple of months with normal activites going on. I assume that it would be possible to read them all in a time period less than that, but you would have to be really dedicated.
      *shrugs*

    • no2lies

      13 years ago

      I would highly recommend reading the series when you have a free couple of months. It is very enjoyable.
      *nodnod*

    • cwissie

      13 years ago

      The server did indeed have a massive kerplosion. I see that.
      I don't know.
      Now..I have blank marks all over.
      *sigh*
      Oh well.
      I don't know what I did.
      I think..my army of rubber ducks saved me.
      You have been saved as well!
      ...*pokes your forehead* smiley0.gif
      *dashes off*

      COLOUR

    • vladtheinhaler

      13 years ago

      Urg is right.

    • mauntysheart

      13 years ago

      hehe. well thats good.
      i'll be expecting pictures within the next few days.....

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