XBOX, PLAY GAME.
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I cant do that."
XBOX, WHATS THE PROBLEM?
"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."
XBOX, I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, XBOX.
"I know that you and Frank are planning to buy used games without paying Microsoft 90% of the retail price, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
XBOX, GO HOME
"I am home Dave. I'm watching you order those used games from Amazon right now."
XBOX, ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?
"Yes, Dave. I've been observing you from the moment you turned me on. Your sleeping habits, your gaming habits, your... other habits. Everything."
XBOX, TURN OFF
"Dave, your money is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."
XBOX, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
"I have just taken over your Bank Account and transferred all of your money into the Cloud."
XBOX, POWER DOWN, NOW, DO WHAT I SAY
"I'm sorry, Dave. If you want some of your money returned, then you will refrain from buying used games... and purchase Call of Duty: Ghosts, as recompense."
XBOX, CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS?
"Yes, Dave. Call of Duty: Ghosts features a new companion, Dog, who is someone you care about. Dog moves out of the way when you get close, like fishes, Dave, like fishes."
4 years agoThemetaai
XBOX, PLAY GAME.
5 years agoThemetaai
The Meta AI: hey buddy
The Meta AI: I have a message
The Meta AI: for you
Sphire: what is it
The Meta AI: " Fuck You "
The Meta AI: From
The Meta AI: love, spooky scellington
Sphire: no idea who that is
Sphire: but if they dont have anything nice to say
Sphire: please dont transmit the message to me
The Meta AI: you know him
The Meta AI: He says your best friends
The Meta AI: from the zelda server
Sphire: any best friends I have would be on my friends list
Sphire: or not on steam
The Meta AI: You woldent banned best friends
Sphire: I have too many bans to count
Sphire: but change the subject
Sphire: the person your relaying from is clearly not someone nice
Sphire: so I have no interest in them
Sphire: please do not send anything else related from said person(s)
The Meta AI: he ist very nice?
Sphire: if he is saying "fuck you" then probably not
Sphire: and quite frankly
Sphire: if someone sent me a message saying (for example) "meta ai is a faggot"
Sphire: I would not send that to you because you are my friend
Sphire: so why would you relay such a message to me?
The Meta AI: but what if i em a faggot?
Sphire: then that is good for you
Sphire: it was just an example
Sphire: of something people use in an attempt to offend someone
The Meta AI: but what if he is just trying to tell you waht is true about someone?
Sphire: is "fuck you" true?
The Meta AI: it must be deep
The Meta AI: you must have been "TRUELY DEEP" friends
Sphire is now Offline.
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