Tiberian05

Male
from Brisbane Queensland, Australia

  • Activity

    • The Mocha Cross Buns...

      9 years ago

      Tiberian05

      ...they make my pee smell like coffee

    • Help!!

      9 years ago

      Tiberian05

      I am going to a friends 18th, need ideas for pranks, and a list of stuff I'll need!!

    • Twilight and Emos, they shit me....

      9 years ago

      Tiberian05

      I reckon Emos and Twilight fans are like those shits that are really thick and course like they're a combination of chilli paste and mud with a bit of fine sand paper thrown in for good measure you know?

      And no matter how many times you wipe, there is still more there...it's like the first time you wipe, it is almost as though you were finished but there was a big piece just sitting there, waiting and when you went to wipe, you just end up spreading it all over your canyon and if your unlucky, you get some of that mongrel on your thumb.

      I mean it is pretty brutal and demeaning even though you're the only one there. If you are fortunate enough to be at home when this event takes place, you just get annoyed at the amount of toilet paper being wasted so you end up having a shower.......

      .......Where was I?......Oh yeah, Twilight and Emo's can go fuck themselves with a loaded Winchester rifle.

    • Happy Valentines Day

      9 years ago

      Tiberian05

      Doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside................No, not really?

      Well, Think of it this way, It beats getting skull fucked by Maggots!!

    • HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!!

      9 years ago

      Tiberian05

      I'm vaccuming the house, empty the vacuum cleaner dust bag then I start sneezing a lot, tell gf over the phone I've been sneezing, THEN SHE STARTS SNEEZING AND I SUDDENLY STOP!! WTF?! HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!

    • Well........now what?

      9 years ago

      Tiberian05

      Finished Year 12.....ended last week! Now...have to get a job...

      Can I go back, there is still this Fucktard that needs to be...taken care of...He's missing a knife that needs to be inserted into his skull

    • The end of Year 12 is close

      9 years ago

      Tiberian05

      ...really close...

      All my exams are done! Only a week left, Walk of Shame (aka Honour walk), Formal, Mystery Tour, Dream World, Graduation

      Full week next week! This is going to be fun!

    • All goes to this guy!

      9 years ago

      Tiberian05

      Congrats Rod, you won all 3 Championship Titles of Failure in one day!

      Holy Shovel of Grave Failure
      Grammar Bat World Title
      Heavyweight B& Hammer Championship

      Tell us, how do you feel?

      ---Edit---
      How each "Title" works:
      Holy Shovel of Grave Failure: When a person's stupidity results in the person further 'digging their own grave' after doing something idiotic
      Grammar Bat World Title: As soon as the spelling of simple words result in failure, the person who failed to spell the simple word is to be beaten with the Grammar Bat
      Heavyweight B& Hammer Championship: A hard feat to achieve, recipient must get away without so much as a scratch after being responsible for something/anything which would normally result in the shit hitting the fan!

    • ...feel like killing...

      9 years ago

      Tiberian05

      You know, I hardly do anything outside of school and home....when I do go out, with friends or something, it's fucking rare! So...how is it, that the one time I finally make plans for a long week end, then EVERYONE GET"S FUCKING SICK WITHIN A DAMN DAY OF IT HAPPENING???!!!

      So, Charlie gets are sick, so I can't have people over (so, Plan A gets fucked), then mum gets sick just as new plans get made for me to go out.....they can't drive anywhere, so I can't go anywhere (Plan B and C, butt raped before it even left the damn gate)

      So my question is, WTF?! Everyone just got over being sick so their immune system should still be in an active gear, so how the fuck are they sick with the same fucking thing again?

      FUCKING RRRRRRAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!! KIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
      So..........how's everyone else going?

    • Not long now.....

      9 years ago

      Tiberian05

      ...year 12...almost over...

      AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ALL THE CRAP FOR THE LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL!! So many plans, not enough time to gather the resources needed.......I don't want to have to choose, they are all so much fun and humiliating to others......

      Check list:
      4x Shaving Cream
      Tear-away pants
      6x Bins
      Toilet paper
      Yoghurt/milk/cream
      Something to squirt above from pants
      Sodium
      REALLY big dildo (to sneak into someone's bag)
      Litres of Fake Blood
      Dolls (blow up or plastic)
      Big stick with foot on it
      Wrench/Drill/Saw (moving a wall......yes, a Whole wall. They put it up in our area, so we're going to take it away)

  • About Me

  • Comments (1528)

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      Oh i gotta see how big that list is. Does it put my list of 32 to shame?

    • M55

      9 years ago

      Nothing can make that not be worth it. I wish I tought of that...

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      Something i'll never truly understand.

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      Damn right

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      Black Friday. First official shopping day of the Christmas season.

    • gi_goku FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Tacos

      9 years ago

      C&C4?

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      Well the store opened at 4am, all the employees had to be there at 3:30am.
      There were a good 100 shoppers as i pulled up. And the sales were crap too. No good deals.

    • M55

      9 years ago

      Hey actually a keyboard is compatable with the 360 if it has a USB plug-in, it's for those who want to type messages faster. A USB mouse might work.....I'm not sure if it would actually work on any games though.

    • Moldorm

      9 years ago

      No, things tend to change in 10-20 years. Not 1 year.

    • Moldorm

      9 years ago

      Should it not be?

    • Moldorm

      9 years ago

      As if anything is different.

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      It truly is.

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      that's america for you ;)

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      The wage increase.

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      But that will never happen.

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      If they want to train me for every position in that store then they'll have to double my pay. :D

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      A point i made to the employer, i only work what i was hired for.

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      Sign switching; i pretty much replace signs for sale events at a department store. Even if the prices are the same i still have to replace it.

    • jonundead

      9 years ago

      Oh god

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      Hell you're 15 hours ahead of me. I'll be on my way to work at that time tomorrow.

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      My shoulder dislocating was the closest i've been to breaking a bone.

    • yayap311

      9 years ago

      Damn, you're back from the grave!
      I'll probably wind up getting Arkam Asylum.
      The demo was too fun

    • Tiberian05

      9 years ago

      At least I shot him in the ass during paint ball....it was funny!

    • TheTheory

      9 years ago

      its not, its a G-Block induced hallucination, fucking joel

    • Tiberian05

      9 years ago

      yes, yes, I'm back on....I didn't even expect my profile to still be active (In a manner of speaking)

    • TheTheory

      9 years ago

      so you ARE actually back on O.o

    • jonundead

      9 years ago

      Holy fuck your on O_O

    • yayap311

      10 years ago

      Looks like i'm one of those Americans who hates America too

    • yayap311

      10 years ago

      Heh, that's hilarious. I didn't realize that so many people hated Americans. Meh, i don't really care anyway. I just want to move away from all the assholes here.

    • Moldorm

      10 years ago

      Oh and tell hazmat, since he blocked me, that I formed the Brotherhood of Nod group.

    • Moldorm

      10 years ago

      By the way, I made a new group on rvb called the Brotherhood of Nod. Join it!

    • yayap311

      10 years ago

      YOu have any idea why you Austrailians don't Trick-or-Treat?

    • yayap311

      10 years ago

      Heh, whatever's more fun for you.

    • yayap311

      10 years ago

      Try not to bust your tail bones next time

    • yayap311

      10 years ago


      ...you have no Idea...

      This is a place where you can find someone who can Vomit on cue and (if you have a cup ready) will drink it all up again


      Heh, sounds like Jackass.

    • jonundead

      10 years ago

      WOOT!

    • M55

      10 years ago

      XD

    • M55

      10 years ago

      Some poeple just don't understand the concept of "Birth Control" : /

    • Marksman24

      10 years ago

      Dude you have some funny ass pictures :P

    • yayap311

      10 years ago

      That's one crazy school you go to.

      Heh, you were probably hoping for something naughty weren't you?

    • yayap311

      10 years ago

      Heh, yeah it was bad.
      lol

      Nice! She catch anyone?

      Oh and you here about Tiberium?
      My brother is gonna be pissed when he finds out.

    • mester

      10 years ago

      command and conquer

    • gi_goku FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Tacos

      10 years ago

      *cries*

    • gi_goku FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Tacos

      10 years ago

      I am sad!... they canceled Tiberium

    • yayap311

      10 years ago

      Heh, same, could be alot better

    • yayap311

      10 years ago

      How's life dude?

    • jonundead

      10 years ago

      you should of kept going though

    • M55

      11 years ago

      well yeah...EA can never beat the original C&C

    • M55

      11 years ago

      I thought they did a nice job with C&C3 so I crossed that off my list : /

    • yayap311

      11 years ago

      Yeah, it's needs to become extinct

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