from Waukee, IA

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    • What's Up Losers?

      13 years ago


      Hey, losers, what's up? I'm really bad at this blogging thing, I know. anyway, tomorrow I get my DVDs. I'm so excited.

      Oh, yeah. And today was the fourth, I guess, or something. We watched fireworks from my front yard for once. My brother kept asking to go up on the roof, but my mom was all like 'no' and he was all like 'awww'. I just realized how sick that last sentence was. Ah, well. Aaaaanyway, I want everyone to know that Tangerine Frappucino Juice Blends at Starbucks are really good. I don't usually go to Starbucks, y'know, but I just noticed the Tangerine thing and I was like 'oh, jeebus, I have to try this'.

      ....I already ran out of stuff to talk about. My life is just a void. Nothing exciting ever happens here.

      Later, monkeys. Happy Fourth or something.

    • *sigh*

      13 years ago


      Crapcakes, I'm bad at updating this thing. Anyway, first off, how many of you knew that I had a job at Hy-Vee? I can't remember if I mentioned it before or not, but in any case, I had a job at Hy-Vee. I say *HAD* because I quit. Because my boss is a dick. Indeed. I'm not going to bore you with all the details, if you're that interested, mail me or something and I'll explain it all. So now I'm looking for another job, hopefully full time. I say hopefully, because there really aren't that many places that I'm qualified to work at that want full-time people right now. Whatever.
      Just cleaned my room. That's how bored I was. I really need to talk to my roomie about making our stuff for the con, and I need to find a place that I can get the Weiss Kreuz DVDs. Because I like that show. I'm actually done already, cuz there's not much to say.....well, later then, monkeys.

    • Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution

      13 years ago


      Hey, jerks, it's been awhile, huh?

      If any of you were interested in the title, it shows you don't know me so good. You don't ask about the crazy/stupid/slightly evil shit I do. It doesn't help.

      In any case, I can explain it better than most of my ideas. Just got done watching a documentary about AC/DC's Back In Black album on VH1 Classic. Interesting show, really. And now, I'm hunting down a copy. Curse you, television. Plotting to make me spend all the money that comes my way.

      I'm tired. And pissed of. And, of all things, slightly horny, so ignore any discrepancies in how I usually act. I don't usually deal with these emotions.


      Well, not this combination of emotions, anyway. Moving on, I want you all to know that Diet Peach Snapple is amazing and everyone should drink it. Everyone. EVERYone.

      Also, my transmission is finally crapping out. We knew it was going to, sooner or later. Just really, really hoped it was going to be later. It's actually not as bad as it could be. I just have to hold it in gear. With my left arm. Which is really, really weak. Meaning, I'm trapped withing 10-15 minutes of my house. Not necesarrily a bad thing, but not a good thing, either. *shrugs* I don't actually go that far on my own, anyway. My boyfriend brought up a good point, though, and asked 'so it'd be a lot better if you had someone in shotgun?', to which I replied 'If they want to hold it in gear. I haven't yet persuaded/manipulated anyone into doing that.' Keyword in that phrase: Yet. I'm good at subtle manipulation. I'm even better at not-so-subtle manipulation. As a shock to most people who know me not-so-well, I really hate to use it. On people I like. I don't bother to talk to people I don't like unless I am manipulating them into a situation where they make themselves look stupid. That's satisfying. On that note, I need to go plot...

      Wow, I'm already out of stuff to talk about....well, later, then, monkeys. Stay alive. Or don't. Just don't haunt my ass later, since I already told you it was a bad idea

      Note: I've been informed that you actually shift with the right hand, arm whatever. What can I say, I'm a loser. So...yeah.

    • Woah, It's been awhile.

      13 years ago


      As the title says, woah, it's been awhile.

      In any case, I'm way happier than I was back when I last posted, except for being kind of lonely. I blame this all on my not needing to be at school until 11:45 since I only have third and fourth blocks. Theatre Arts and Myths and Legends. Two way easy, way fun classes. I'm loving Mrs. Bishop more and more the longer I'm in her class. Meaning, I now find her marginally tolerable. (kidding). She's actually rather likeable when she's not accusing you of insubordination or trying to force you into writing a speech about a pet peeve. I think she just hates everyone in Speech 1 automatically cuz it's a requirement, and most kids don't want to be there. Or maybe I'm not reading enough into it. Maybe it's caused by a lack of hugs as a child. Who knows.

      But, I'm having fun and that's what matters. We're reading Medea in Theatre Arts. I finished it today. Laughed at the end. I told you I had a morbid sense of humor. Personally, I think Medea is wicked sweet. Wicked. Sweet. She's evil, but she's GOOD at being evil. There we go.

      Soooo...since it's 1:00 AM, happy Friday, jerk faces.

      Note: Apparantly, my theme song is 'Back in Black' by AC/DC. ...Fitting.

    • Feeling Less Hateful Now.

      13 years ago


      I'm feeling a lot less hateful now. Mostly cuz I'm not so lonely anymore, and I've found out that the Gross Domestic Product concert is only $10 at the door. w00t. I'm probably going now. And I shall remember to wear pants this time.

      Anyway, I recently joined MySpace. Go me. I can't really tell you off the top of my head what the url is, but I'll get it up here eventually. I also recently downloaded an awesome song.
      'She Says' by Unwritten Law. The lyrics are kind of a downer, but the muzak part of the music is so...almost-bouncy that you don't hardly notice. But, then again, downer songs make me feel good about myself, so maybe I'm promoting a song that'll drive someone to suicide....probably not. It's not that depressing. I think.

      Whatever. w00t. 2 journals in one day. One proclaiming my hatred for the human race as a whole and then a retraction of that statement. Have I mentioned that I don't hate everyone yet? Well, now I have. Because I don't hate everyone. Just most everyone.

      Note: I took the 'What Awful Book Are You' quiz. I was 'Mein Kampf'. For the record, I disagree.
      Another Note: I found out my MySpace. It's Waukee Master of Disaster

    • Bleh.

      13 years ago


      Spring break. I'm so bored. Did I ever mention that no one I know in this town is around? Because everyone takes better vacations than me? No? Well, now I have. And I'd like to also let you know, that I hate everyone who takes better vacations than me. Again, meaning everyone.

      I hate myself and I cut you at night.
      No, that's not a typo.

      In any case, I hate today. Maybe I'll just go back to sleep. Then I won't have to be awake for the suckage that is Wednesday....hm.

      I hate you all.

    • Random Useless Facts

      13 years ago


      Here's some useless facts for all you trivia junkies:

      * Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
      * Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
      * The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized them all.
      * There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
      * The average persons left hand does 56% of the typing.
      * Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
      * A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
      * 2/3 of the world's eggplants are grown in New Jersey.
      * Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
      * Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
      * On a Canadian $2 bill, an American flag is flying over the Parliament building.
      * If you keep a goldfish in a darkroom, it will eventually turn white.
      * Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
      * Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
      * A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
      * Los Angeles' full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula, and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of it's size: LA.
      * An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
      * The names of all the continents end with the same letters they start with.
      * In most ads, including those in newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
      * China has more people who speak english than the US.
      * The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
      * A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
      * A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
      * Polar bears are left handed.
      * 0.3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a moose.
      * 111, 111, 111 squared is equal to 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321
      * 13 people a year are killed by vending machines falling on them.
      * 27% of Americans think billboards are beautiful.
      * 27% of US male college students believe that life is a meaningless, existential hell.
      * 7% of Americans think Elvis is alive.

    • Nose Soda

      13 years ago


      Yeah, okay, the title is simply to draw you in and force you (more or less) to read this. But, really, I will get to the nose soda later in this entry. I just need to whine some before I get to my amusing story of the month. Like I really post funny stuff every month, ha.

      Anyway, about the whining....
      Last night my roommate came back for her bi-weekly visit of the room where she's SUPPOSED to sleep, and so, of course, she's telling me all this crap that I've already heard through my mom, cause she calls to bitch and moan at my mom, but god forbid WE have a phone conversation...actually, she's probably just got an awesome sense of self-perservation, because I despise the phone as the source of all evil...anyway, getting back on track....she's telling me all this crap that I've already heard through my mom, about her graduating at the end of this term (snerk) and her friends big deal (which I actually have little to no understanding of, seeing as how no-one's really bothered to explain it in coherent english) and another friend's offer to beat this guy up because he broke her ruler (juvenile) and how she is, quote, 'sick of all the drama, drama, drama, drama', unquote, to which I replied (mentally) 'It seems you're bringing most of this drama on yourself, honestly, because you're thrusting yourself into the center of all these messes that AREN'T YOUR RESPONSIBILITY'...and for a second I thought she read my mind, cause she asked if I was mad at her. Which I really wasn't, she was just irritating the piss out of me, so I said, 'Nah, why do you think that?', to which SHE replied, 'Well, all my stuff's here and I'm not and it seems like it's taking up a lot of room you could be using', and I was just thinking, how much crap do I really have? Certainly not enough that I really NEED more than half the room, but...anyway...

      My obligatory music news: I have a newfound love for The White Stripes, Ramones, and a song by Blue October called 'Hate Me', and I have rediscovered my love of all things ACDC and Rolling Stones. Don't look at me like that. My taste in music is impeccable.

      So, funny story.
      My mom and I went to Arby's for lunch today, cause I was too lazy to make myself a sandwich at home, and it appeared that so was she. We had a nice long discussion about the morons in my American Government class who don't know what a liberal is, and think that communism and socialism are different (which they aren't), but can't tell me how they're different, thereby proving my conclusion, but we won't really get into that right here right now because I plan on bringing it up again at some point as soon as I can type the class conversation and the subsequent conversation I had with my brother without laughing so hard I burst into tears. ANYWAY, I can't exactly remember what it was she said, but something made me do a funky little snort-laugh right when I took a drink. Now, I'm one of those not-so-rare-but-certaninly-uncommon people who end up with liquid up their nose should they ever laugh and drink at the same time. At this point, I was drinking Diet Coke. Thus, the title of a new liquid was born: Nose Soda. Now, I personally think this thing is marketable, noting, of course, that the soda doesn't actually come from your nose.

      I will say, now, however, that it's incredibly uncomfortable to have carbonation stuck in your sinuses with no way to get it out. It burns and it stings and it bubbles. And it sucks.

      That's all for now, ass-monkeys. Merry Thursday.

    • Song List

      13 years ago


      I know most of you aren't gonna care, but this is my list of songs I need/want.

      10 Years - Wasteland * All-American Rejects - Dirty Litte Secret * All-American Rejects - Move Along * Beck - Loser * Disturbed - Stricken * Disturbed - Violence Fetish * Santa Monica - Everclear * Fall Out Boy - Dance, Dance * Godsmack - Voodoo * Gravity Kills - Guilty * Joan Jett - I Love Rock and Roll * Joan Jett - Bad Reputation * Joan Jett - I Hate Myself For Loving You * Motion City Soundtrack - Everything Is Alright * My Chemical Romance - The Ghost Of You * Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole * Nine Inch Nails - Only * Offspring - Self Esteem * Offspring - Original Prankster * Puddle Of Mudd - She Hates Me * Styx - Renegade * Sublime - What I Got * Tatu - Cosmos * Three Days Grace - Just Like You * Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You * Weezer - Perfect Situation * Weezer - We Are All On Drugs * Weezer - Buddy Holly * Lorna Vallings - Taste * Blind Melon - It's Not Sane * SR-71 - Non-Toxic * Incubus - Favorite Things * Lifehouse - Where I Wanna Be * Santana Feat. Eagle Eye Cherry - Wishin' It Was * Goo Goo Dolls - Big Machine * Goo Goo Dolls - Acoustic #3 * Counting Crows - Rain King * LIVE - Lay Me Down * Led Zepplin - Stairway To Heaven * Alanis Morrisette - Everything * The Refreshments - Down Together * The Refreshments - Banditios * Foo Fighters - Hey Johnny Park * The Who - My Generation * Green Day - Who Wrote Holden Caulfield * Green Day - Geek Stink Breath * Green Day - Hitchin' A Ride * Green Day - Shoplifter * Green Day - Macy's Day Parade * Green Day - Jaded * Green Day - Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) * Rolling Stones - It's Only Rock and Roll (But I Like It) * Rolling Stones - Paint It Black * Rolling Stones - Sittin' On A Fence * Billy Joel - It's Still Rock and Roll To Me * Nirvana -Come As You Are * Nirvana - All Apologies * The Beatles - Golden Slumbers * The Beatles - Maxwell's Silver Hammer * Sam Cooke - Summertime * Sugarcraft - Since I Changed My Name * Boxcar Racer - There Is * Boxcar Racer - I Feel So...* A Chorus Line - One * ZWAN - Honestly * Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch * Jimmy Eat World - Bleed American * The Doors - Break On Through * The Doors - Roadhouse Blues * The Doors - Hello, I Love You * White Snake - Here I Go Again * Black Sabbath - Iron Man * Van Halen - You Really Got Me * Danzig - Mother * The Living Things - Bom Bom Bom * Pat Travers - Boom Boom (Out Go The Lights) * Oasis - Wonderwall * Red Hot Chili Peppers - Give It Away * Panic! At The Disco - The Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide * Taproot - Poem * DJ Z-Trip - Walking Dead * Death Cab For Cutie - Crooked Teeth * Danko Jones - Forget My Name * Lacuna Coil - Our Truth *

      If you read through all of those, you've probably caught some inconsistencies in my music choices. Shut up, I can be eccentric if I want to. Bite me if you don't like it. Jerks.

    • Whatever

      13 years ago



      Some interesting stuff has happened, I guess. I got hired at Hy-Vee, $7 an hour. Now maybe I'll get my car fixed sometime this millenium. Yay, me. Uhm....I've scanned a bunch of my manga into my comp, but I'm not sharing any, nyah-nyah. I've got a huge list of songs I need to find/download. Because I like them, I don't care what any of my friends say, the stupid freaks. I've finished my web design project, so I don't have much I can do in there. American Government is getting a little more interesting, since we're getting into first amendment rights, which is a huge ass hot spot for our class, considering that there are, like, 7 extreme left-wing liberals, 8 extreme right-wing conservatives, and everyone else falls somewhere in between or on a line. Except for this one girl. She's just insane. Can't make up her mind where she falls on the sides. And I just noticed how much I use commas. Way too much, in my opinion, but I guess it's just a quirk.

      And I've run out of things to talk about already. Go me.

      Well, since it's officially Sunday, happy Sunday, jerk-wads.
      See you later.

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    • atz9999

      13 years ago

      Welcome to Red vs. Blue. I hope you enjoy it as much as most of us do.

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