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    • o_0

      14 years ago

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      I just finished moving house. Man... it is hell.
      More later. Me sleep now.

    • The Flag

      14 years ago

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      Anybody who is interested, please make the UK flag your avatar, or at least incorporate it into your current avatar.
      Thanks.

    • Evil Plan!!!

      14 years ago

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      Congratulations on being the creator of a new
      Evil Plan (tm)!

      Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

      Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

      Stage One
      To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?


      Stage Two
      Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


      Stage Three
      Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

    • BASE jump out of Heaven.

      14 years ago

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      Gday everybody!
      It's a Thursday night and tomorrow I head up to Brisbane to stay at my Mum's place before doing 5 days of Work Experience at a company called PhotonVFX. It is a Visual and Special Effects company based on the Gold Coast which mainly works out of a Warehouse-turned-office building next to Movieworld. I'd love to tell you all about the movies I'll be working on... but I signed a nondisclosure agreement so sucked in. smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Return of Top Hat

      14 years ago

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      I'm back and I've got a new trick.
      Actually I don't have a new trick, but hey, at least I'm back.
      The new site looks awesome. smiley11.gif

    • Fame War- my new webcomic (help!)

      in Forums > Fame War- my new webcomic (help!) | Follow this topic

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      Okay, basically I have a proposition for anybody with a good sense of humour or a steady drawing hand.
      A friend and I have agreed to start up a fantasy-themed webcomic. It is going to revolve mainly around a group of broke youngsters who decide to get rich/laid/famous/drunk/skilled by going out and adventuring. If anybody is interested in writing or drawing some strips then I can give you a more detailed rundown of the settings and plot if you message me at this RvB account or use my hotmail address: explodingleprechauns@hotmail.com. Some preliminary comics and characters will go up in the next fortnight.
      If anyone can make a long-term commitment to writing or drawing for the comic, they will get acnknowledgement and a character in the comic. Here are the two first travelers, based on Myself and my friend LtDes.
      Macharion 'Mack' Flint- A student at a college of magic, and a rare book collector. He doesn't actually have any rare books yet, though. He studies wind and fire magic, but secretly studies nature magic as well. A paranoid but dependable mage with a soft spot for kids.
      Xennar Ironmoon- A tough-as-nails part werewolf who was rejected from the Imperial Legion for being too aggressive towards other troops. His two main desires are money and babes, just like any normal young adult. Has resigned himself to guarding his childhood friend, Mack.

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    • Hey anyone seen this?

      14 years ago

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      Click on This Text
      Just a little something.

    • Fan Fiction: Characters

      14 years ago

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      Okay I've got a story for a fan fiction. Here are the main characters.

      Des- Black armour. A battle hardened spartan who is a bit psychotic. He's sharp, cunning, a ladies' man, but not too intelligent. He leaves that to the other guys in his squad.
      Seppuku- Blue armour. Obsessed with regaining his honour after an unspecified incident. Suicidal and often gets his kills through complete flukes.
      Blades- Tan armour. Do not get on this guy's case. He only answers to Des and is a cold, calculating genius. A master of stealth and assassination and the only squad member to carry close combat weapons- lots and lots of daggers.
      Nolan- Gold armour. A sniper with dead aim, he is a celebrated marksman who really doesn't get the respect he deserves. A rookie but he tries hard to impress the others.
      Rex- Green armour. Loud, Tough, and a mastermind with heavy weaponry. He can fix any vehicle and is a bit rude. Prone to swearing at inanimate objects and getting drunk. The 'tank' of the squad.

      The story itself will start soon. If you have any ideas for other characters or plot ideas, then speak up.

    • WOOOOOOOOO

      14 years ago

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      Happy new year!

    • Randomity (1): Ninjexterity!

      14 years ago

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      My pocket dictionary defines Ninjexterity as:
      ninjexerity n. 1. Physical or mental ability, esp. practical skill or nimbleness, honed to the point where one unwittingly acts like a ninja. 2. A breakfast cereal popular in Russia in the early 1940's due to potentially lethal prizes and intense doses of metallic goodness.

      This may seem fine, but are there any side effects to this condition? I searched the internet for information and came up with nothing. But, if you or any of your friends or loved ones show signs of developing this condition, please call the Ninjexterity Helpline on... the Ninjexterity Helpline number. Shit, I don't know.

      Article sparked by Knives_Kill.

  • About Me

  • Comments (9)

    • dell_alpi

      14 years ago

      TAG YOU ARE IT!


      The Game of Tag
      If I tagged you... HA! You now have to follow the rules of the game:

      -You cannot tag someone who tagged you
      -You should tag at least 5 other people (those with 4 or less will be punished by flogging or any other way I can think of)
      -Random tagging is accepted
      -All tagging should be done in the personal comments section on the homepage of the tag-ee
      -Do not eat a live chicken
      -This game is only fun if people participate
      -The goal is for everyone on the site to get tagged EVENTUALLY
      -If you decide to participate, post the rules in your journal or link them to this journal
      -I have a space monkey in my pics section
      -There is no violence until I change the game to capture the flag
      -When capture the flag breaks out, the teams will cluck like chickens until I am satisfied (....???)

    • wolverine

      14 years ago

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    • LtDes

      14 years ago

      yeah but they haven't made an album in a while and that bites

    • Top_Hat

      14 years ago

      yeah they're cool.

    • Top_Hat

      14 years ago

      mmm... tacos...

    • Top_Hat

      14 years ago

      First random article completed! Let me know if you like or hate it!
      Actually, if you hate it then don't bother commenting.

    • nightmare91

      14 years ago

      nice avatar! oh yea and Half-life 2 rocks! (even though i dont have it yet :( )

    • Knives_Kill

      14 years ago

      Um. Write and article on this.

      Ninjexterity - bieng so dexteritous that it lends one to be naturally and un-humanly dexterous and ninja-like.

    • wolverine

      14 years ago

      dude i'm gonna piss off THE HAND...you wanna help?

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