Traitor99

Male
from Centennial Colorado

  • Activity

    • This makes sense right?

      7 years ago

      Traitor99

      "It's refreshing that you aren't a douche": Nicest thing my cousin's ever said to me...

      But I started thinking...

      A douche is a very cleansing thing, I figure it'd be very refreshing...



      ... A bit like having a sprite.

    • Hmmm...

      7 years ago

      Traitor99

      Do you think Barack Obama lets his kids play tea party?

    • See? Look

      7 years ago

      Traitor99

      Online two days in a row!

    • One of those days...

      7 years ago

      Traitor99

      I'm not sure I can get drunk enough to want to eat what's currently in the fridge...

      ... But I'm not one to back away from a challenge

    • 7 years ago

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    • 7 years ago

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    • Hey

      7 years ago

      Traitor99

      Seeing as how I (barely) took the time to update all my info, I figure I'll stick around for a bit

    • We need to talk

      9 years ago

      Traitor99

      H'okay guys

      I know, i said that i'd be on more... And that wasn't a lie, i totally was gonna come back.

      But then BAM!!

      My work sprung full time on me outta nowhere

      HOWEVER

      I'm back in school now, gettin' my edumacation. And i have a shit ton of classes that let us use lap tops and don't check what we're doing

      ...so...

      see you guys soon! =D

      -N00bz

    • Howdy guys

      10 years ago

      Traitor99

      How's everyone been doing?... Who am I kidding I don't give a fuck. Anyway, I'll be back on RvB for a while, so yeah, I hope to catch up on shit.

      ALSO! I know this is kinda a douche move but I wanna promote the internet series that my friend dennis and I made. It's called The Gangles show. Like I said, kinda a dick move, I come back for the first time in a while and I'm just here to use you. But I know you guys will like it, and we need views. Just go to youtube and search "The Gangles show!" or go to www.youtube.com/user/TwoScoops25
      Yeah that's it...
      -N00bz

    • My Friend Dennis...

      10 years ago

      Traitor99

      Me: Ya know what I'm sayin'?
      Dennis: ...
      Me: Are you even listening?
      Dennis: Oh sorry I was just thinking about mastubating with sand paper
      Me: What?
      Dennis: Well I was looking out the window and was all like "hmmm, I bet those stairs have sandy paper on them so no one slips when it gets wet" and then I started thinking about sand paper and that got me thingking about woods class, and then I thought about my wood, and then somehow I got back to sand paper and was all like "ahhhh!"
      Me: ... I don't know why i talk to you sometimes man

      -N00bz

  • About Me

  • Comments (963)

    • sazabi

      9 years ago

      WHERE DIS BITCH AT

    • Rodgun

      10 years ago

      Welcome back man. Good profile and everything but US Army? Its the future. The US Army stopped existing like, a very long time ago.

    • urself

      10 years ago

      holy shit your online!

    • Gangles77

      10 years ago

      No there isn't but one day in the future, like not just regular future it'll be like
      STAR WARS future, there will be a word/phrase to describe our level of awesome-ness
      and all the people will start freaking out all like holy shit! holy shit! this is so fuckin' awesome!

      And now I gotta sleep so Peace
      n00bs

    • Gangles77

      10 years ago

      Fuck Yeah it is Because we are the shit!!

    • Gangles77

      10 years ago

      Hahahaha we have to do a promo like that er something cause I just put that on the brain train and almost died laughing dude

    • Gangles77

      10 years ago

      Hahaha AWESOME!
      We kick Mother Fuckin' ass Dude,
      we like set the world record for most ass kicked, EVER.
      Like that little Japanese guy who totally Downs all those hot dogs, except more american and
      way more awesome!!

    • Gangles77

      10 years ago

      Let it be known that from this day forth "Ruining your Enchilada's" shall be Synonymous with losing your hard on!!

    • Gangles77

      10 years ago

      hahahaha that better not be code for "Made me lose my hard on"

    • Gangles77

      10 years ago

      Really, ya just said that? way to go
      ya freakin' CheeseBurger

    • Gangles77

      10 years ago

      I did but it's prob'ly cause I just ate like 2 and half steaks and pounded a whole thing of that new Mtn. Dew Flavor.
      It tastes like Blue Popsicles!!

    • Gangles77

      10 years ago

      I totally did know, I was all like "hmm I bet we were gonna do a project on a bunch of little kids with AK-47's or maybe it was on those LOLcats"
      so don't even sass me

    • Gangles77

      10 years ago

      Nice. And I totally knew it, I just wasn't sure

    • Gangles77

      10 years ago

      Haha awesome!
      Jammin' to what?
      and what's our project on?

    • Gangles77

      10 years ago

      n000000000000000000000000000000bbbbbsssss!!!!!
      w'sup?

    • CaptainVague

      10 years ago

      Too fuckin tired to help tonight, will do third tomorrow

    • CaptainVague

      10 years ago

      Just what i had before

    • TheForge

      10 years ago

      Hello there. I'm the forge and I would like to formally invite you to a thread specifically designed for people to talk about making RPs, joining RPs and discussing current RPs. The Support and Discussion thread.
      www.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2216740
      (If you have any friends who would also be interested, please pass the message along.)

    • Resistance69

      10 years ago

      Hellz yeah!

    • TheTaco007

      10 years ago

      Speed of light and breakfast?
      CLASSIC!!!

    • TheTaco007

      10 years ago

      POST DAMMIT!!!

    • PeteZahut47

      10 years ago

      I'm IN class!

    • PeteZahut47

      10 years ago

      I'm in class, I could certainly do without that.

    • PeteZahut47

      10 years ago

      WHAT DO YOU WANT!?

    • TheTaco007

      10 years ago

      lol

    • koric617

      10 years ago

      now im off to head to the cheap ass grocery store!

    • TheTaco007

      10 years ago

      cool.
      ihuk's life is fail.

    • koric617

      10 years ago

      arguing with IHUK about how his life is a total failure

    • TheTaco007

      10 years ago

      good

    • acidrain700 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      I love Texas, just hate Austin.

    • SpartanSpawn

      10 years ago

      got ya.

    • Traitor99

      10 years ago

      (to read this journal correctly read the lowest post first)

      When rage finished they said "okay guys we're gonna march we'll meet you right outside" and that's exactly what he meant, we went outside and there was fucking rage against the machine, i ended up marching right next to them and the flobots and we talked politics (FYI rage's bassist is a total dickhead) but yeah we were supposed to go 5 miles to the pepsi center and got oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh about a half mile before we were stopped by fuckin S.W.A.T. or some shit i don't know,

      But that's about it except for inbetween bands the lead singer from the dead kennedy's would come on a fucking preach to us while somehow managing to be five times louder than any band... oh well

      "There is no justice there's just us"

      -N00bsworth

    • Traitor99

      10 years ago

      After The Coup, The Flobots (please don't bitch if i spelled it wrong) came on and threw down fierce, their secondary singer i guess you could call him fuckin' tore up the stage with some insane dancing, and of course they played handlebars and everyone sang along, that's really about it

      BUT! the moment finally arived, rage came on stage, and i moved down to the floor, all the way up to the front of the stage, they played mostly battle of L.A. songs except for bulls on parade and then wake up and killing in the name at the end, but it was still fucking insane, tom morello threw down somthin' fierce he was like hoppin' on one foot looking at me at the very fucking edge of the stage and still hit every note perfect, in the middle they had the lead guitarist from MC5 come on and fucking break the rock barrier with tom morello

    • Traitor99

      10 years ago

      (apparently the journal wouldn't load cuz it was too long but fuck it i already posted the other one so i'll just split it up here

      That has got to be one of the sickest concerts i've ever been to

      First off there was this really shitty amature band called state radio that everyone hated. But after that shit picked up because a band i've never heard of came on called The Coup and they were fan-fucking-tastic. Everyone in that band had major skillz, there was even this one girl who went by the name of Silt. E (i don't fuckin' get it) who's job apparently was to just make weird ass backround noise and dance like she had gotten a hold of some bad drugs. However, she came on and sang a little song of her own and had a fucking amazing voice so i forgave her

    • TheTaco007

      10 years ago

      Woot woot!

    • TheTaco007

      10 years ago

      wow.
      (I was thinking about rave, not rage)

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      ATHF?

    • urself

      10 years ago

      hey traitor go check out the chick in one of the new pics i uploaded, now isnt that one damn fine woman?

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Something along those lines, yea. Haha

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Exactly. Things usually arnt going to work out, but I can give it my best shot.

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Yea, that what I hear.
      And its the truth too. But it still doesnt stop me, or most teens for that matter.

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Yep. 16. Turning 17 in September.
      Why?

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      So maybe I did fail me, cant I blame an internet site for such things instead of myself? Haha

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Exactly
      And I do not want to be associated with the dick sucking site known as myspace any longer. It has failed me for the last time.

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Nope, last girl friend broke up with me
      over myspace
      hence me not wanting a myspace anymore. Lol no good comes of it.

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Of coarse I would
      congrats on that. Haha

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Welp, its going ok. Cant complain to much. Just deleted my myspace and bought a suit, so I feel Ive accomplished things today.
      And you?

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Thats what they tell me
      smiley0.gif

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Haha, its alright.
      Yea he did Spawn, some great work with Spiderman, and even some issues of Batman.

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