Travalore21

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from Coeur d'Alene, ID

  • Activity

    • good to be back

      7 years ago

      Travalore21

      Just want to ay its good t be back, also it looks like I got some catching up to do.

    • pain

      10 years ago

      Travalore21

      i have pushed my workout to the limets of my body and i found out it hurts the next day so bad very bad lol

    • MARINE CORP HERE I COME

      10 years ago

      Travalore21

      So i have come to d standstill in y life and have made my mind up on what i want to do with my life i am joining the US MARINE CORP. It has been a long and time consuming thought, and i have thought it through very carefuly and it is my choise. Most of my family is behind me the rest can F*** themselves, dont get me wrong i stil love them but they will not sway me from this, If you're reading this i still love you guys and will see you on sunday for dinner. Anyways i have worked very hard to get in shape so i can join in the last six months i have taken off almost 70lbs, i was 347lbs now i'm sitting at 280 and i feel great and i look great lol. I will miss you all but dont worry i will be back i love this place and hell i cant get enough of RVB, take care and wish me luck................COCK BITE

    • my new motoe

      11 years ago

      Travalore21

      I have found my new motoe. one shot one kill, for those of you who do not know it is a sniper motoe. i feel that it can be aplied to everyday life think about it everything in life is a one shot deal other wise you just killed your chance at what ever it was you were looking for so think about it and mull it over maybe even you will use it one day peace

    • getting things going again

      11 years ago

      Travalore21

      I have come to a place in my life were I must shit or get off the pot. Well I have decided that I will no longer be just another sit around bum, I am going to go back to school. One reason is my current GF she is such a strong women, razing 4 kids pretty much by herself. The other was a Comment left by one Luke McKay. See I was an art student and I fell into a rut in life do to a death in the family and an abusive relationship. But being with the girl I’m with and getting that comment has inspired me thank you both. Peace for now

    • CREATION EXPLAINED

      12 years ago

      Travalore21

      In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

      Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"
      And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

      And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

      So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

      God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
      God then created a light,
      fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."

      God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

      Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

      God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.

      God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

      Then Satan created HMOs.

    • What is the truest definition of Globa

      12 years ago

      Travalore21

      Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
      Answer: Princess Diana's death.

      Question: How come?
      Answer: An English princess

      with an Egyptian boyfriend

      crashes in a French tunnel,

      driving a German car

      with a Dutch engine,

      driven by a Belgian who was drunk

      on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)

      followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

      on Japanese motorcycles;

      treated by an American doctor,

      using Brazilian medicines.

      This is sent to you by an Indian

      using Bill Gates's technology,

      and you're probably reading this on your computer,

      that uses Taiwanese chips,

      and a Korean monitor,

      assembled by Chinese workers

      in a Singapore plant,

      transported to you by Bangladeshi rickshaw-driver.

      That, my friends, is Globalization

    • O x y m o r o n s for 2007

      12 years ago

      Travalore21

      1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

      2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

      3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

      4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

      5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

      6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

      7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

      8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

      9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

      10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

      11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

      12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

      13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

      14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

      15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

      16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

      17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

      18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

      19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

      20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

      21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

      22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

      23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

      24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

      25. Why doesn't glue stick to the in side of the bottle?

      26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

      27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks

    • How Idaho friends ROCK

      12 years ago

      Travalore21

      Friends: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

      IDAHO Friends: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught
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      Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

      IDAHO Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up
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      Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

      IDAHO Friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.
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      Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

      IDAHO Friends: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "
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      Friends: Cry with you.

      IDAHO Friends: laugh at you
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      Friends: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

      IDAHO Friends: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
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      Friends: Know a few things about you.

      IDAHO Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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      Friends: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.

      IDAHO Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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      Friends: Would knock on your door.

      IDAHO Friends: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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      Friends: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

      IDAHO Friends: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
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      Friends: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

      IDAHO Friends: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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      Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

      IDAHO Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste."
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      Friends: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

      IDAHO Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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      Friends: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

      IDAHO Friends: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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      Friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

      IDAHO Friends: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
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      Friends: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

      IDAHO Friends: Will actually take a bullet for you.
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      Friends: will not let your drive drunk

      IDAHO Friends: will get you to drive drunk to go to jack in the box at 2 am


      Idaho friends kick ass!

    • What do you want out of life??

      12 years ago

      Travalore21

      A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A
      little girl in the back row raised her hand and said "All I want
      out of life is four little animals, just like my mom always says."

      The teacher asked "Really and what four little animals would
      that be?" The little girl said. "A mink on my back, a jaguar in
      the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for it all".

      The teacher fainted.

  • About Me

  • Comments (21)

    • Gamergirl

      11 years ago

      Yous a hoe! Just Joking

    • Spartan372

      11 years ago

      VOTE.

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      11 years ago

      draw lots, and draw often. Post as much here as you can, I'd love to see it.

    • xxAmBuLaRxx

      12 years ago

      Thanks for the commetn!
      Yeah it is a fun time.... :P
      How are you?

    • stressed_out

      12 years ago

      true some people like me. lol.

    • BedOfRazors

      12 years ago

      i ride in Hollister, California

    • stressed_out

      12 years ago

      welll..... im living. that's a start. haha.

    • stressed_out

      12 years ago

      Well i didnt get to go out this past Halloween. Unfortunately I had to turn "tricks" on the corner to make rent. We can't all be careless college students, eh?

      smiley2.gif

    • morbidai

      12 years ago

      Thank you for the picture comment and for the friend request. :]
      How are you?

    • 3utterfly

      12 years ago

      Thanks for the comment. =D

    • Spartan372

      12 years ago

      friend cut

    • Shortee

      12 years ago

      : ) thanks for the comment

    • Gamergirl

      12 years ago

      Hey What you doing boy!

    • xxAmBuLaRxx

      12 years ago

      Happy Early St.Patricks Day.
      I can already feel the hangover on Sunday lol.....
      Well, have a good weekend.

    • Gamergirl

      12 years ago

      Just here to say HI!!

    • bluekitten

      12 years ago

      Thank you so much for the comment!! :D

    • gold4571040

      12 years ago

      Hey, thanks for the comment! I try to make the tattoos work to my advantage!

    • isharanger

      12 years ago

      y thank u for the pic comment ^^

    • spikep

      12 years ago

      I hear you man

    • theironpaw

      12 years ago

      thanks

    • theironpaw

      12 years ago

      sup gansta

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