TravisBickle

Male
from Madison, WI

  • Activity

    • Social Experiment

      13 years ago

      TravisBickle

      Since I changed my avatar and put up the boob squeezing gif, my profile views have increased ten fold.

      If there was only some way to harness the sexual energy of 14 year old boys we could power the world. We need to figure this out.

      I'd do it if I wasn't continuously masturbating furiously myself.

      Time for a smoke and a nap.

    • J Ro Jamz Manifeisto

      13 years ago

      TravisBickle

      Yeah so it's been a while since Jam Jimmy was unceremoniously dumped from this site. I thought that this was the sort of thing that would eventually blow over and then return to normal...and it did, sans Jimmy. This is not acceptable.

      James was what was right about this place; articulate, friendly and a much appreciated contributer whether it was music, movies or solid advice based on real life experience. He was one of my first friends on this site, he somehow deciphered my poor grammar and spelling and saw what I had to offer. He was one of the people that kept me coming back.

      I still remember the first time we met, it was my freshman year of college...I was young and inexperienced. He took me out to lunch and then we went back to his place and that's when he kissed me.

      On my rectum.

      So what are we going to do about this? Originally I was going to post a picture of a throbbing cock freshly pulled out of a sloppy wet butthole in Burnie's profile along with something clever like, "You're a dick". Naturally that would only accomplish my banning and I like interacting with you guys, so that's probably not the best course of action.

      Non-violent resistance my friends. Last season, Machen graciously bought me a sponsership and I really appreciate that. This season, I don't plan on responsering or picking one up for someone else. Sponsership is nice, but I'll still be around without it. That's $10 that they're not getting from me. That's a drop in the ocean, but what if other people do it also? $20....$50...$100 that they won't get because they're being dicks.

      I know Jamz is still getting his, but I'm not getting my dose of Jimmy and that's not a prospect I really relish.

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      I can live without these damn smiley faces.

    • BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!

      13 years ago

      TravisBickle

      Despite your fervent prayers, I am alive. I know I'm a bit surprised myself. Going back home was a bit weird, I had to eat a Christmas dinner with my dad and his girlfriend as well as some creepy guy my dad is apparently friends with. This ordeal was incredibly awkward until the booze started flowing. Thank god.

      I got to see my cat which sucked because the damn feline didn't even remember me. I was simply a warm body to pass out on.

      I met up with an ex-girlfriend who was back in town from Seattle and horny as hell. It was nice and she's looking pretty good these days. Naturally I screwed things up, I left my cell phone in my room and missed her call on the last day she was in town. I called the next day and left a message but still haven't gotten a response. I hope she's not pregnant.

      Going back home also made me realize the douchebaggery my friends are capable of. Yayo is making the rounds in Wayzata, be carefull with that stuff kids. It was really dry in town and a bunch of people were kind of on edge.

      I made the rounds at all the bars to collect applications. I should be tending bar by the end of the week. I also went to the capital building to see if I could get involved with a state representative or senator, I have a suit and everything.

      love,

      Travis

    • Schedule for Today, December 22.

      13 years ago

      TravisBickle

      Chem Final- 2:45-5:00
      Diagraming the hydration of polymers and explaining what happens to a stong acid in solution (complete dissociation).

      Riley's Wines of the World- 5:05
      18 pack of PBR light, $8.99.

      Caps at my house- 5:15-6:30
      Destroy my roommate and any other comers at caps, also fullfills bar pregame requirement.

      Bar Crawl- 7:00-Black out
      Thirsty Thurseday, cheap drinks galore. $12.00 fishbowls (essentially a big jug of booze), $2.00 Long Islands, $2.00 pitchers of domestic beer.

      PEACE!

    • Retro Bickle

      13 years ago

      TravisBickle

      Greetings friends and comrades! Before I was the pillar of filth and skin lesians that stands before you today, I spoke nonsense, I typed anal dribble, and I contributed nothing to this site.

      Unfortunately not much has changed. As proof I offer up to you the first ever journal entry from your beloved Bickle. Please neg mod appropriately.

      Here, it's about 500 words long with no paragraphs or capitalizaton.

      Besides the venerable R. Duke, I wonder if anyone can name the song I'm referencing.

    • YOU KNOW MY STEEZ!

      13 years ago

      TravisBickle

      What's the deal with people from New York?

      *cues Seinfeld music

      I haven't been to New York, but it's on the list of things to do. I mean when you talk about great American cities you're talking about New York City, Boston, Chicago, San Fransico, and Los Angeles. Why are they great? They're big, they're important in business. In art. In fashion. In music. But are these cities the begining and end of America?

      Hardly. I'm a native so maybe this is biased, but minneapolis has all those things. Take Chicago out of Illinois and you have a glorified Iowa with the new center of the mid west being minneapolis/St. Paul. I think a lot of people are sleeping on minneapolis, it's such a cool city but it's not the commercialized over the top New York cool, it's a quiet underground cool.

      The minneapolis music scene has deep roots in the punk and new wave movements, it's on the cusp of the underground hip hop movement. You want art? Go check out the gorgeous sculpture garden located right next to the Walker Art center. The city was also rated as the most high tech city by Popular Science and is on the forefront of green energy.

      It's a cool fucking city. So why is there an attitude with all these New York transplants in Madison, are they the only people who've been in a cool city?

    • I'm flattered, I think.

      13 years ago

      TravisBickle

      I was riding the bus home last night around 2am and I was talking to the only other guy on the bus. He was clearly intoxicated and clearly gay. I mean, he's got the earring, that flair for fashion, you know he's just gay.

      He offers me a job at his catering service and then gets up for his stop. He turns around and goes, "Don't do what I'm about to do.....but if you want to come with me." I just kind of laughed at him and he was gone.

      I'm not sure how to take this, I mean I should be flattered because gay guys have notoriously high standards for other gay men. Then again he was pretty drunk, and maybe I have that whole "corrupt the straight guy" thing going for me. I imagine the affect is somewhat similar to how I see girls with accents.

      In any case, I think I could do better than this guy anyways.

    • Flossin and tossin my style is awesome!

      13 years ago

      TravisBickle

      Tell me if this is fucked.

      My roommate's girlfriend is going to Costa Rica with her roommate (guy) and her ex-boyfriend for spring break. My roommate scrapes up the money for a plane ticket so he can join this little affair but she doesn't want him to go blah blah blah drama mtv trl blah blah blah.

      I think it's important to clarify that his girlfriend is not malicious in any sort of way, she's just that fucking stoopid. She doesn't connect the dots, mainly that ex-boyfriends that go to Costa Rica with you are trying to peel those tight jeans off your body and make love to your gooey hole of ecstacy. She doesn't understand that.

      So where does that leave me? Drinking Svedka and Rolling Rock till 8:30 in the AM this morning. The reason for this is that I absolutely suck at relationship advice ("FUCK THAT BITCH!") so the best I can do is offer drinking companionship. I finally had to call it quits after the sun had been up for three hours and my roommate was blubbering on and on about "You don't understand, I LOVE THAT GIRL! I LOVE HER TO DEATH!"

      So here I am; with a severe hangover, alky breath, unshowered, and on four hours of "sleep" and I have to meet with my advisor in one hour.

      Hooray.

    • looking good at the wrong time

      13 years ago

      TravisBickle

      man I'm bummed for the weather
      though looking better in a Cosby sweater

      the skirts are gone my friend
      the sure sign of summer's end

      silky brown legs are put away
      and stored for spring six months away

      only to return a glorious site
      too bad by then I'll be pastey white

    • Ho Hum

      13 years ago

      TravisBickle

      Rum Bum Bum Bummmm

      BaRum Ba Bumm Bum

      Hum Ba Rum Pum

      That's about the extent of what I'm mentally capable of. I have two tests this week.

      This will be interesting.

      Hopefully pictures to follow soon.

  • About Me

  • Comments (117)

    • Razzy

      13 years ago

      Bickle, you silly, silly boy. Someday soon, you'll see the err of your ways and return to the fold....

    • Neoma

      13 years ago

      test.gif
      Dance- Colbert, dance!

    • RaoulDuke

      13 years ago

      Thanks for the kind words. We'll see if I can actually get this company off the ground...

    • MustyMung

      13 years ago

      I don't know why i didn't think of the Beta Band to reccomend to WarmSox... easily one of my favorite bands ever. Too bad they broke up, those damn scottish weirdos.

    • MustyMung

      13 years ago

      Bickle, i'd like to make a portrait of you, speckled with the dung of a twelve year old crack whore.

      a fitting tribute, i'd say.

    • machen

      13 years ago

      Guilt

      i made him bloat.
      i made him gay.
      i could gloat,
      but naught more to say.


      *strikes warrior pose
       machen 2/8/06

    • FerrariMaste

      13 years ago

      My sister took classes at NYU for Film. What would be the odds of that...

    • the_bloke

      13 years ago

      SPAM!!

    • RaoulDuke

      13 years ago

      So...we're back to the slightly disturbing avatar trend, are we?

      Whoop dee shit. Let me get my dysentary pictures out...

    • SargeOA

      13 years ago

      my friend, that's just how i roll.

    • warmsox Sports Forum Moderator

      13 years ago

      Robert Randolph is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

    • Grovesy

      13 years ago

      actually, there you go it's in the error message

      </br> being in the a querystring attribute values is probably causing the problem...

      Err and the attribute to set in the page directive is validateRequest=false
      ...

      Bear in mind though, doing this will allow the potential for script injection attacks.

    • Grovesy

      13 years ago

      Err, it normally means that the Web Server asp.net client detected something it thinks is dangerious in the form or query string data being sent to the server. Normally if it detects anything like xml, html, javascript or sql, this error will crop up (it is trying to prevent script injection attacks)

      If you are the site developer, you can switch of the checking in the aspx page directives (I forget the attribute you need to set)

    • bwjenkins

      13 years ago

      He is actually homosexual. He has sexual relations with other men.

    • bwjenkins

      13 years ago

      This is what I get when I tried to access that Morrisey song (and he's gayer than gay, srs, like he sucks dick and takes it in the butt):

      Server Error in '/' Application.
      A potentially dangerous Request.QueryString value was detected from the client (id="...OEXW9YS6Q7<br />").
      Description: Request Validation has detected a potentially dangerous client input value, and processing of the request has been aborted. This value may indicate an attempt to compromise the security of your application, such as a cross-site scripting attack. You can disable request validation by setting validateRequest=false in the Page directive or in the configuration section. However, it is strongly recommended that your application explicitly check all inputs in this case.

      Exception Details: System.Web.HttpRequestValidationException: A potentially dangerous Request.QueryString value was detected from the client (id="...OEXW9YS6Q7<br />").

      Source Error:

      An unhandled exception was generated during the execution of the current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception can be identified using the exception stack trace below.

      Stack Trace:

      [HttpRequestValidationException (0x80004005): A potentially dangerous Request.QueryString value was detected from the client (id="...OEXW9YS6Q7<br />").]
      System.Web.HttpRequest.ValidateString(String s, String valueName, String collectionName) +240
      System.Web.HttpRequest.ValidateNameValueCollection(NameValueCollection nvc, String collectionName) +99
      System.Web.HttpRequest.get_QueryString() +113
      System.Web.UI.Page.GetCollectionBasedOnMethod() +85
      System.Web.UI.Page.DeterminePostBackMode() +128
      System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequestMain() +2112
      System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequest() +217
      System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequest(HttpContext context) +18
      System.Web.CallHandlerExecutionStep.System.Web.HttpApplication+IExecutionStep.Execute() +179
      System.Web.HttpApplication.ExecuteStep(IExecutionStep step, Boolean& completedSynchronously) +87


      Version Information: Microsoft .NET Framework Version:1.1.4322.2032; ASP.NET Version:1.1.4322.2032

    • SargeOA

      13 years ago

      that scarlet johanssen gif is gangster.

    • MustyMung

      13 years ago

      And you are the filthy filthy underbelly of society. I applaud you, good sir.

    • FerrariMaste

      13 years ago

      Travis, check out my journal. I think you will like the video.

    • bwjenkins

      13 years ago

      I'd love a copy of that Morrisey song, speaking of gay.

    • warmsox Sports Forum Moderator

      13 years ago

      Any particular reason? Or is the complete package just that good?

    • FerrariMaste

      13 years ago

      I've flown a jet before. Plus I've had a threesome.

    • FerrariMaste

      13 years ago

      You do realize the fastest sled in the world can only top out at 145. Its a modified Yamaha 3 cyl, fourstroke viper.

    • RaoulDuke

      13 years ago

      Can't stop and won't stop, cuz brotha, I'm grimey
      Caught trichinosis from Ms. Piggy's ham hiney
      Little pig, little pig, let me in
      So's I can spank that ass with my nuts on yo' chin

    • RaoulDuke

      13 years ago

      My gat goes buck-buck just like a chicken
      An' if the bitch is fine, I'ma stick my dick in.
      Fuck Danza, I'm the boss and the ladies take their bras off
      Give 'em Chloraseptic cuz that's a nasty sounding cough.
      My tongue depressor's made from the good stuff like Snapple
      But before you turn the bitch out make sure there's no Adam's apple.

    • RaoulDuke

      13 years ago

      Wit da boom-ping-ping
      Listen to the ill shit that I bring bring...

      Just a quick what-up to let you know you're still my favorite syphilitic necrophile.

      I highly suggest you check out the Nine track I recommended in the hip-hop thread...you'll love it.

    • Starburst

      13 years ago

      Me too, guy. I don't know if there's much we can do, beyond Razzy's suggestions, and just keep encouraging him to stay a while. Ultimately, even if they restored his original profile, the descision to stay or go is his. All we can do is keep telling him we don't want him moving out of the neighborhood.

    • blank

      13 years ago

      I have no idea what is going on in that GIF, but it seems as if the mike man does it randomly... Interviews may be getting much more interesting.

    • SargeOA

      13 years ago

      not completely true.
      gangsters in the PMU dance.

    • Team_Chuck

      13 years ago

      It's hard to see but...did he just grab her tit? If so, that guy has balls that an elephant would be proud of to do that on live tv at an award show.

    • MustyMung

      13 years ago

      I only had fed her two fifths if Jack. For a girl like that, it's basically an after dinner drink.

    • SargeOA

      13 years ago

      ohhh that's her? had no idea. and she got red handed and white nosed.

    • Jiggady

      13 years ago

      who is that girl in the video up top

    • FerrariMaste

      13 years ago

      you think an Eighter would do? Blueberry or the Chronic?

      EDIT: Choke or no Choke?

      Post edited 1/22/06 6:17PM

    • SargeOA

      13 years ago

      did i say i gave up drinking? lol

    • SargeOA

      13 years ago

      PS - i'm not heartless, sorry about the dastardly dinner you had to ordeal, and about the ex - don't worry it's better you don't hear from her again anyway, hope you get the job.

    • FerrariMaste

      13 years ago

      Oh man, at around 12 I remember going over to a friends house, then at 3 I realized I was at home.

    • FerrariMaste

      13 years ago

      Travis, you would be proud of some of the hits I just took.

    • HippieCarrot

      13 years ago

      I don't know if it's the alcohol or what....but you are absolutely amusing tonight.

    • aak2013

      13 years ago

      Travis,

      It's been a while.
      I heard poetry again this evening and my thoughts turned to you.
      I hope this art speaks to you as it did to me.
      sometimes i think candles represent my soul.

    • aak2013

      13 years ago

      Your poetry speaks to me as no others do. This is from a very personal time in my life.

      Shudder rapacious,
      grievous chromatography,
      sawtooth perversion.

      -aak

    • aak2013

      13 years ago



      A poem for you:

      Sleeken period,
      sandman milady contour,
      scalade wheeziness.

      -aak


    • skyrunner75

      13 years ago

      Jengaship has given out props to you as the JengaFeatch. So Kudos to you!

    • warmsox Sports Forum Moderator

      13 years ago

      meh, I spelled imminent, eminent, I'm just tired and out of it.

      Also, maybe irish_savage can do hella situps on his brain.

      Post edited 12/12/05 3:31PM

    • irish_savage

      13 years ago

      i dunno man...ican do hella sit ups.

    • SargeOA

      13 years ago

      travisbickle8lu.jpg

      i still get such a kick out that.

      ah all my thinking is pretty much over man, thanks, i'm back to partly normal. i was never all the way normal.

    • Razzy

      13 years ago

      OMG, that picture's great!!

      EDIT: Believe me, it WAS surreal.

      Post edited 12/08/05 2:23PM

    • Razzy

      13 years ago

      Well, I had posted an article, located here: www.canada.com/topics/bodyandhealth/sexualhealth/story.html?id=2ba1d73f-c78e-4869-963b-24dc3b06772b&k=63631?31

      Apparently, I ignited a MOD death match when one MOD decided the thread should be locked and/or moved and another MOD posted his disagreement and re-opened the thread. Then some MOD (I'm assuming the first one) deleted it all together.

      :-\

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