TuckerIsGod

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    • Just wanted you guys to know...

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      TuckerIsGod

      ......that Zombies are bad. Click on my profile for more information. Remember kids, Zombies don't love you, they only want you for your brains! Oh No!

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    • Zombies Are Bad!

      14 years ago

      TuckerIsGod

      Thats right, you heard it here first, folks! Zombies are not your friend. No matter how many times they tell you they're just trying to make a difference in this world, they're really just trying to get close enough to incapacitate you so they might feast upon your grey matter. This is a call to arms, fellow citizens of the world! The next time a Zombie asks you out for a bite, tell him No! The next time a Zombie tries to bash you with a large blunt object, tell him No!

      We who see Zombies for what they really are are not few, and we're not going anywhere! We're going to take this all the way to the Zombie Leader, former Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant, and we're gonna tell him exactly where he can stick his brains. RIGHT UP HIS ASS!!

    • The Warp Calls To Me!!!

      14 years ago

      TuckerIsGod

      WHO TOOK THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR?!



      I'll Fuckin KIll Em!!!!!!


    • Elbows Are For Assholes!!

      14 years ago

      TuckerIsGod

      I realized today that i've spent waaaaay too much time on this forum making sense. Therefore, in the spirit of discontinuity, i shall cease such sanity.


    • Journal Entries are Fun!

      14 years ago

      TuckerIsGod

      I realized yesterday that i hadn't had a new journal entry in months, and my first thought was to not update it again, lest the NSA get even further into my head, but then i realized....Pah! the NSA has bigger fish to fry than me......or do they?

      Then i thought that i should do it to record my thoughts in case alzheimers takes me tomorrow. Then i remembered that my Grandfather had Alzheimers, and i read on the internet that Alzheimers always skips at least 2 generations........or does it? i can't remember...

      Then i thought i should write something in case The Rapture comes and i'm taken away, so that the world has something to remember me by. Then i remembered that there's no way in hell i'm goin away with any religions rapture, Christian or not.


      Or am i?

    • Dreams can rock too!

      14 years ago

      TuckerIsGod

      I just had the most kickass dream imaginable. I was a CIA agent that had to save his family from assassins. Thats....well.....the stuff of dreams, man! it was freakin great. I was shootin fools in the kneecap. having running gun battles (which, i might add, scared the shit out of me), and i royally fucked up some dude . It was pretty Tubular.

    • I'm losin karma points?

      14 years ago

      TuckerIsGod

      I'm a solid 10 points lower than i was....er.....a month ago. But i can't figure out where i'm gettin negatively modded. I still post a bunch, and i'm not seeing many angry responses. Whats goin on?


      Also, the reward still stands for a Max Payne 2 play disk. I need it so i can finish the install (it's been sitting at 60% done for like....days now!).

    • nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[cont'd]

      14 years ago

      TuckerIsGod

      ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


      I went to reinstall Max Payne 2 today. Hadn't played it since i blew my video card out like 8 months ago. But i got a shiny new geforce fx for christmas. Anyway, i went to reinstall it, and i can't find disk 2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

      Anyway, If those of you out there in TV Land happen to have, or have found, a spare Play Disk for Max Payne 2, feel free to send it to me. I am prepared to offer you a handful of business cards that i'm sure you'll have no use for, as well as some tissues. Who couldn't use more tissues?

      Anyway, msg me for mailing address. I totally expect this to work, so come through for me, Folks!

    • This Guy!

      14 years ago

      TuckerIsGod

      This Guy is such a freakin phony! An actual Hospital cares how many friends he can accumulate on www.redvsblue.com? Bullshit. I'm tellin you guys, it's just a joke. Moreso, the Joke is on you people, you who make up the 680+ friends he has. Don't believe him just because he says "I'm not a friendwhore!" Yeah right, Friendwhore.


      TiG

      P.S. Link this if you actually read my journal. We could totally cut into his fan base.

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