Turialim

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from officially the worst place in UK, Luton!

  • Activity

    • Hot Fuzz

      12 years ago

      Turialim

      Saw it today.
      Laughed my guts out.
      Must see it again!

    • Fucking Work!

      12 years ago

      Turialim

      Fucking work!
      Last week I did my SIA course, as you all should know, so that I could work more jobs and get more money for it.
      Well that was one of the reasons for it.
      The other was that my boss, Richard Lions, wants all his employees to get the card.

      Well why the fuck should I have done it if he's now refusing to give me work?

      And the reason that he's refusing to give me the hours I need?

      My hair.
      The 'managment' don't like my hair colour...

      Which is funny because I was speaking to the big boss, Tony Ball, last Thursday and he didn't say a single thing about my hair.

      And if it's the length they don't like, they can go to hell as there is a guy working for us that has his hair midway down his back.

      Nah, the real problem is the so called 'management'... A man called Steven Singh, a pompus prick who's soo far up his own ass that he shits through his ears.
      Through out the entire year that I've worked for the company, I've never seen him crack a smile unless he's doing something evil to a member of staff. Like sticking me in that fucking corridor at Wembley Arena.

      Ya see, when I returned to the company from my 2 month Christmas job at Wilkenson with my hair dyed red, everyone took the piss out of it... Hell even I did... But they all did it to my face so we could all laugh... EXCEPT for one person.
      Yep, you guessed it... Steven fucking Singh.
      He was taking the piss behind my back, and I know of this because I am mate with several of the supervisors team, and they all heard him.

      Well to be honest I don't mind the piss being taken out of me. I've had to live with that for years... But it's the fact that he's making Richard refusing me work that pissing me off.
      Richard Lillington and Dobs have both been doing the build up to the Brit awards for the past couple of days, and tommorrow they both start at 8am til 3am.
      Well me... I've been at home, and tommorrow, and only because the company are desperate, I start at 1pm til 3am.

      Well to try to make things better, I have had my hair trimmed. Well I was gonna do it anyway, always get it trimmed at least once a month 'cos it starts to grow outwards. Hopefully the trimming has removed most of the colour, thus Richard Lions will give me more hours.

      RANT OVER!!!

    • Tee Shirts part 2

      12 years ago

      Turialim

      I finally got my The Author tee shirts on sale...

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      You can find them at these links...

      Tee Shirt

      Ringer Tee

      Female Tee

      Enjoy... and please take out your wallets!

    • Tee design

      12 years ago

      Turialim

      Since my site, Life Callings, has a shop attached to it, I decided to design a The Author tee shirt design...

      What do ya think?

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    • Course

      12 years ago

      Turialim

      I am gonna be away from the net next week...
      I am going away to do a course to earn my SIA card.

      All this means is I'm gonna be spending alot of money I don't have for a stupid piece of plastic that can get me killed...

      Math time...

      A 4 day course

      £25 a day travel costs

      £70 course

      £245 for the SIA card itself

      Equals... A lot of money spent...

      See ya in a week!

    • Who ya gonna call?

      12 years ago

      Turialim

      Now I'm a Ghostbusters nut... I have the films on dvd, a couple of the original episodes on video, and some toys...
      So how could you not expect me to squee when I heard about the new Ghostbusters game being released on the 360?
      And even better, it's based after the films.

      SQUEE!

      It looks abit rough at the moment, but then it is still in its starting stages... But still... SQUEE!!!

      Ecto 2 Chase

      Custom Ecto 2

      Ghostbusting action

      Who ya gonna call?

      There are rumours that this could be fake... I really really REALLY hope that it's real!

    • Why will 2007 suck?

      12 years ago

      Turialim

      Because it will...
      New years always suck!

      So 2006 has ended, and not on a high note either.

      I decided that since I didn't have any parties to go to, or have anyone to celebrate with, that I was gonna work over New Years instead!
      And with the pay increased to £11 an hour... I wasn't gonna miss that chance!

      And what happens?

      It pisses it down. I got completely soaked through. I didn't even get to see the fireworks on the Eye!

      And because the roads were all closed 'til 3am, and because we had the New Years parade at 10 am the next morning, we had to stay in London over night!
      In the van!

      So from 2am to 8 am I slept with a gear stick stabbing me in my stomache, and getting crick in my next from having to use the van door handle as a 'pillow'!

      Start 2007 as a means to continue...

      I'm kinda dissapointed that noone has entered my mini new years compition.
      I knew that my comic was shit, but not soo shit that noone would want to guest star in it!
      But it's not gonna stop the comic... It just means I'm gonna have to think up of the song myself... Which is gonna be hard!

      Especially since my brain is currently running on Red Bull and Wrigleys Chewing Gum!

      Well I kinda need to wind down now... I also need a good nights sleep...

    • I need YOUR help!!!

      12 years ago

      Turialim

      I have run out of ideas for The Author...

      Don't worry, it's not as bad as story wise... I mean randomosity wise.

      My next episode is a New Years special. The story is all done, but I can't think of any lyrics for the song to be featured in it...

      So I am asking for YOUR help!
      Think of this as a mini compitition...
      The winner who creates the best lyrics will star in the episode AFTER the New Years one.

      So here are the original lyrics for that famous New Years song, Auld Lang Syne.

      Should auld acquaintance be forgot
      and never brought to mind?

      Should auld acquaintance be forgot
      and days of auld lang syne?

      For auld lang syne, my dear,
      for auld lang syne,

      We'll take a cup of kindness yet,
      for auld lang syne


      I need you to modify it... In any way... Put new words in... Make them swear words if need be... But make it something that you think The Author would say... And since I have the dirtiest mouth ever, put as many swear words in as possible...

      BUT NO RACISM!!!

      As this is only a quick comp, the closing date is the 3rd Jan...
      Hope to see some entries soon!

    • PSP classic ports

      in Forums > PSP classic ports | Follow this topic

      Turialim

      I recently got a PSP, and looking at the library of games, I don't see many ports of old games... Unlike the DS ala Mario 64 stylee...

      So what old games would you like to see released on the PSP?

      I myself would love to see Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain, and Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver.

      3 replies

  • About Me

  • Comments (105)

    • squeak117

      12 years ago

      I dunno... pity?

      Jokes. Because you've commented on recent journals, therefore you watch me.

    • squeak117

      12 years ago

      I dunno... pity?

      Jokes. Because you've commented on recent journals, therefore you watch me.

    • squeak117

      12 years ago

      So you just go to your friends house and play Wii?
      My friends won't even let me do that.

    • squeak117

      12 years ago

      Previous attempts show me that a car can't fit through the opening at the start. I must be wrong.

    • squeak117

      12 years ago

      I beat the woman on the motorcycle!
      Now i'm stuck in the maintinence tunnel, and my motorcycle keeps getting blown up. Advice?

    • MikeStampede

      13 years ago

      I'd love to except them into the contest, but they need to use the strips provided and must be the set dimensions. : (

    • squeak117

      13 years ago

      Where's the previous comic button?

    • ahhhhh

      13 years ago

      hi michael. how are you?

    • ThePieBoy

      13 years ago

      what did you think of pirates?

    • ThePieBoy

      13 years ago

      it was a damn good film... not too over the top :-)

      seen anything good recently?

    • squeak117

      13 years ago

      That might be because they are Australian comedians.

    • Alex_0219

      13 years ago

      lol smiley6.gif I deffintly didnt take you off mine

    • BPanther

      13 years ago

      nope, we spoke, just not on the ol' rvb, but on ms of n, i commented you a few time son the cmics and what i though, but i never got replied to

    • BPanther

      13 years ago

      well, if you read my journals at that time you would of relaised that my internet had broke, and i could only get online for about 2 minutes a week, so it wasnt my fault

    • BPanther

      13 years ago

      you removed me smiley2.gif

    • Orangesage

      13 years ago

      LOL. ^_^

    • Alex_0219

      13 years ago

      Only 8 friends and yet im one of them smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • SPUNKY13

      13 years ago

      well the Soul Reaver isn't that easy to draw. Overall she did a REALLY good job

    • mrstephenkubiak

      13 years ago

      No, it's regular Halo PC.

    • Alex_0219

      13 years ago

      ok i think i fixed it smiley6.gif try again smiley1.gif

    • MikeStampede

      13 years ago

      Easiest way to find out about the Giant Enemy Crab...

      Sony's Embarrassing E3 2006 Press Conference

      I'm a Sony fan, but even I LMAO'd thru this. You're bound to do the same.

      Seriously, check it out.

    • Alex_0219

      13 years ago

      *poke* look at my new image smiley6.gif pwease smiley1.gif

    • squeak117

      13 years ago

      Ah. I don't have time to watch all that, especially with the internet.
      I'm sure my Religion teacher will tell me all about it.

    • squeak117

      13 years ago

      I see. What's it for then? Is that up to us to find out... in 350 days?

    • Alex_0219

      13 years ago

      oo really? i still dont kknow if ill get it smiley2.gif

    • Alex_0219

      13 years ago

      how goes final fantasy 11?

    • Alex_0219

      13 years ago

      wooo awsome smiley0.gif though
      a) iv lent it to my friend and
      b) i suck at the game so dont worry bout loosing smiley6.gif

    • whitec

      13 years ago

      oh really now? hahaa
      Not a problem
      you deserve it smiley0.gif

    • whitec

      13 years ago

      you are now on my watchlist. time to edit my journal once again

    • Alex_0219

      13 years ago

      yeah i agree!!!
      yeah alex was always depressed when he was around me so i decided to end it...

    • BPanther

      13 years ago

      "no nos of guy fawks" they are also funny

    • BPanther

      13 years ago

      dude, i havent looked at your comics for a while now, but they are looking really good, i think the real cor, its funny, but cor are good as well

      Post edited 2/17/06 3:50PM

    • whitec

      13 years ago

      ROWR! Fine you know what! it tasted like runner! hows that sound? lean cusine enough for you?
      HA!

    • whitec

      13 years ago

      Well aint that a bitch. im hungry to. had KFC this morn though but i still hungee

    • whitec

      13 years ago

      Hey now my psychopathic buddy, you not fat.

      Well whats goin on with you lately? anything all up and go get em kind of attitude?

    • squeak117

      13 years ago

      I believe it's him in Star Trek: First Contact. (When they go into the hologram room and he grabs the tommygun.)

    • MikeStampede

      13 years ago

      If you don't see it when you wake up, I'll tell you here. You're a sponser. Enjoy!

    • GamerChick05

      13 years ago

      thank you so much! happy new year ^_^

    • whitec

      13 years ago

      could you please please vote for me. i would really appreciate it
      my first contest ever

      please vote for whitec. thats me

    • DANIEL242172

      13 years ago

      marry christmas

    • PoKeTuMmY

      13 years ago

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    • Alex_0219

      13 years ago

      aww yay *hugs*

    • whitec

      13 years ago

      by merry does this mean you want to get drunk and have loud orgies with me?

    • whitec

      13 years ago

      Thanks to you my...Peppy friend.

      Well since you said Merry Christmas to me...Have a Merry Christmas!!!

    • GamerChick05

      13 years ago

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    • Zero_skater

      13 years ago

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    • whitec

      13 years ago

      hey i didnt get to you last night. So i come with seasons greetings. I wish you good health and maybe some wealth

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    • whitec

      13 years ago

      So whats your point mike? step off it.

      Terd >_>

    • MikeStampede

      13 years ago

      ...

      You beat us there. >.>

    • MikeStampede

      13 years ago

      WhiteC... Shut up. >.> Luton my ass (although Nottingham ain't much better...)

      Excuse me. smiley1.gif

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